Volume 5: Becoming a Monk (Chapter 41: Remarriage)
"Withdraw, do you think it's a child playing with the family," Chen Yong said, "Is the law joking with you? That bald man can be regarded as a kind, in court, he can actually throw out hundreds of thousands of medical bills, so that Zhujun has been a cow and horse in his house for a few years, and he has to pay off his debts." Cunning fellow, I don't know where he got those bills, as if he had expected us to file for divorce. ”
"Halfway husband and wife, who doesn't have a hand, cunning rabbit three holes, as long as they are not fools, everyone will leave themselves with regression. Chen Jianxi said.
"I have been a cow and horse for a few years, and I have also put in tens of thousands of yuan in cash, this marriage is too outrageous! Zhujun, you go back to Xiao's house, and tell the bald man, just say that this marriage is not divorced. Isn't this a calculating person? He calculates us, and we calculate who will go? Is this marriage divorced? Zhujun, Ayong Ajian, let's remarry. ”
"I'm not so cheap," Chen Zhujun said, "If you want to remarry, you go!"
"Let's go, what kind of crazy thing are you talking about?" Zhao Yan said, "Are we going to marry him?" Okay, if you don't remarry, let's go, it's as if we married him." After Zhao Yan finished speaking, she took the divorce certificate and rushed to Xiao Jun's house angrily, "If you don't have the royal law, everyone in the world who raises girls is like this, and the parents don't die of anger! Ayong Ajian, come with me. ”
Chen Yong and Chen Jian dismissed, "We won't go, if we want to go, you go." ”
"I'll go as if I were married to him. Zhao Yan was annoyed and ashamed, wearing a mask, and ran from West Street to East Street, rushed into Xiao Jun's room, ignoring Xiao Jun's illness lying on the bed, and shouted, "Xiao Jun, you have gone too far, you said in court that you owe hundreds of thousands of debts for treatment, how did you get those debt slips? Today, I explained to you that what the court has decided cannot be counted, but what we say can be counted. I'll tear this piece of paper in front of you today, as if you didn't have a divorce at all. Zhujun will come back tomorrow and look at her native restaurant as well. ”
"What you say, can't the court sentence be counted?" Xiao Jun was taken aback and said in amazement, "This marriage, you won't leave?"
"Don't leave, one night husband and wife for a hundred days, not to mention that you are a husband and wife for more than one night, more than a thousand days of grace, how can you say that you will leave," Zhao Yan turned angry and smiled, "You divorced, I don't know at all, now I will call Zhujun back immediately." After speaking, he ran back to Chen Yong's house on his feet, and asked Chen Zhujun to rush back to Xiao's house.
"If you want me to go back, you have nerves," Chen Zhujun said to Zhao Yan, "Go back and wait for death?" ”
"If you don't go back," Zhao Yan said, "you must go back, or when will the tens of thousands of debts have to be repaid." If you go back, you guess the debt will be over. That bald man probably won't live long, and you just hold on to that broken house, waiting for him to kick his legs west. He has returned to the West, and it will not be too late for you to return to your parents' home. Besides, no matter how much he owes the debt, he will not owe the house in his house. In his building, when everyone scatters, you can take a few bricks. The house on the street is a brick and a gram of gold. ”
As soon as Zhao Yan's words fell, the people of the Chen family immediately came to their senses, and they suddenly patted their heads and said in unison, "Why didn't you think of it earlier, it's true." So one by one, he instigated Zhu Jun and said, "There are many divorces and remarriages in the world, what are you afraid of! If you go back and make trouble with that bald man, you will say that you want to remarry." ”
Chen Zhujun suddenly looked like a little bird tied to a tree and was being put under the chips, being pointed at by countless guns, and he was so frightened that he flew back and forth. She staggered and pulled her suitcase and rushed back to Xiao's house in a daze.
"Did you call me back?" Chen Zhujun stepped into Xiao Jun's room with trepidation and put down his suitcase.
"Yes, I have something to say to you," Xiao Jun said, "You said you want to remarry, did you?"
"Yes, you know, divorce, it was," Chen Zhujun said, "it was the family's will." ”
"So, it is also the family's will to remarry now?" Xiao Jun said quietly.
Chen Zhujun was silent.
"What's the difference between you and me? Anyway, we're not together," Xiao Jun said with a smile, "Leave, you owe me money, don't leave, you stay here, eat my clothes and wear me, why bother?"
"You're right. Chen Zhujun said.
"When you come back, you still look at your shop, you live in your bedroom, and I live in mine. Xiao Jun said.
"Uh-huh. Chen Zhujun was speechless for a while.
The two of them immediately lived like children, and they lived separately like before, and the divorce paper in the courthouse was like a discarded page of paper, which they threw in the trash. The two worked together for four months without incident, and by the fifth month and seven days, the makeshift family had caused an uproar again.
On a drizzly autumn night, when the street was the most surprisingly quiet, Xiao Jun's local restaurant was full of flavor. First, a futon was thrown out of the bedroom and thrown into the mud of the street, then there was the sharp breaking sound of many hard objects smashing against the wall one after another, and then the heart-rending cries mixed with the desperate cries for help of women...... The fierce noise was like a trumpet sounding on the battlefield, kicking off the last war between the halfway couple.
"You go out for me, don't touch me, don't get close to me!" Chen Zhujun curled up in the corner of the bed and shivered, "How did you sneak into my bedroom, how did you sleep in my bed?"
"I don't mean to harm you, I just want to see how you look asleep on such a night, I think, I don't think there are many opportunities to look at you like this in the future," Xiao Jun lay beside Chen Zhujun, his thin body looked like a zombie in the dim light, "After all, how many nights have we had like this, we have slept with the same pillow." ”
"How did you get in, this door is obviously locked," Chen Zhujun said hysterically, "Tell me, how did you get in? You wolf-hearted thing, you are dying, and you have to pull a cushion on your back? You say, have you touched me in your sleep?"
"What if you touch it, what if you don't touch it," Xiao Jun said, "According to your acerbic tone, it is not an exaggeration for me to touch you a hundred times." ”
"Hearing this, you have touched me in your sleep, so you have killed me?" Chen Zhujun cried out, "You have no conscience, it is not enough for you to die, and you want others to accompany you to die? Who told you to sneak into my bedroom late at night? Who asked me to remarry, isn't this obviously pushing me into the fire pit? If I are infected with death disease this time, I will not let go of any of my mother's family." After speaking, she got out of bed with her clothes on, and went straight to Chen Yong's house.
Chen Zhujun walked through the two alleys in the dark and walked to the door of Chen Yong's house, and he didn't call the door, just howled vigorously. The cry woke up some of the neighbors' dreams, and everyone thought that someone had died.
Chen Yong's family opened the door and welcomed Chen Zhujun into the house.
"That bald man is dead?" Chen Yong felt a burst of joy in his heart and asked, "You don't have to pay back the tens of thousands of yuan now." ”
"It's not that he's dead, it's that I'm dying!" Chen Zhujun cried, "That bald man sneaked into my room late at night and killed me in his sleep. ”
"Ah, you understand. Chen Yong said.
"That bald man sneaked into my bedroom late at night and put me in his sleep," Chen Zhujun said, "Hey, what can I say to you? Which of you had the bad idea to ask me to remarry, and now, we are stealing chickens and ...... rice."
"I really can't see that bald man, dying to the end, is still so ruthless. Wake up Ah Jian, let's go to the bald man to settle the account immediately!" After Chen Yong finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone and called Chen Jian vigorously, and after a while, Chen Jian came from the other side of the street.
"Let's settle accounts with the bald man, Ah Jian, you take the kitchen knife, and I take the board axe. Chen Yong instructed Chen Jian, "If I don't break that bald man's body into pieces tonight, I won't be surnamed Chen." ”
After a bag of cigarettes, the two brothers really took a kitchen knife and an axe and went straight to Xiao Jun's house.