Chapter 3 Mud on Shoes
Crucian carp can cure jaundice????
The middle-aged man suffering from jaundice was stunned for a moment, but whether it was good or bad, he had to try...
As long as there is a glimmer of life, you can't give up easily, right?
The middle-aged man suffering from jaundice hurriedly walked up to the farmer and whispered. "Fellow, can you sell me this crucian carp?"
The peasant shook his head again and again. "These crucian carp are for my daughter and son-in-law, no, I can't sell them to you, you don't have them in the city. β
The middle-aged man suffering from jaundice didn't say a word, and took out dozens of Grandpa Mao from his bag, and he had to have a few thousand yuan, and stuffed it into the farmer's uncle.
The farmer's uncle smiled and gave up an entire bucket of crucian carp to the middle-aged man with jaundice.
A middle-aged man with jaundice came over with a plastic bucket. Said to Huang Xiaolong. "Little brother, I've bought all the crucian carp, look, how can I get it..."
"Well, pick six slightly larger ones and cut off the tails. Huang Xiaolong smiled lightly.
"Uh~~~~" The two middle-aged men were confused again.
"Fainted, Huang Xiaolong, what kind of cure are you?" Song Yuru was so anxious that she stomped her feet beside her, "What kind of trouble are you going to make?"
"Big wife, how do you know I'm not curing?" Huang Xiaolong smiled.
It didn't take long for the middle-aged man suffering from jaundice to borrow a pair of scissors from the other passengers, pick out six fat crucian carp from the plastic bucket, cut off their tails, and give them to Huang Xiaolong.
"Now you untie your shirt and lie down in the aisle, your hands and feet flat. Huang Xiaolong commanded.
The middle-aged man suffering from jaundice did as he was told, took off his shirt, went straight to the aisle, and went straight to the aisle.
The passengers in the carriage all looked lively in whispers.
Huang Xiaolong squatted down and put the six fish tails around the middle-aged man's navel, and the direction of the fish tail was exactly aimed at the center of the navel.
After doing this, Huang Xiaolong sat back in his seat and cocked Erlang's legs gracefully.
A few minutes later!
Suddenly, I saw that in the eyes of the middle-aged man's navel, there was yellow water gurgling out, and a burst of fishy and pungent smell volatilized.
Many passengers in the carriage frowned and hid their noses, and even ran to other carriages to avoid the unpleasant smell.
Pus and yellow water flowed out of the middle-aged man's navel like tap water, and his originally sallow face faded at a speed visible to the naked eye, changing from sallow to normal human complexion!
Ten minutes later, there was no longer yellow water oozing out of the middle-aged man's navel, and the fish tails attached to the navel all turned into a burnt yellowish appearance.
His face returned to normal, and even the sweat oozing from his forehead turned into the transparent color of a normal person.
A feeling like a spring breeze swept over the middle-aged man, making him feel refreshed and energetic.
"Alright, that's it, you get up. Huang Xiaolong said.
The middle-aged man jumped up with a carp, looked left and right, and then rushed towards Huang Xiaolong with an arrow step, grabbed Huang Xiaolong's hand tightly, and said in a trembling voice. "Little brother, you are really a god! so comfortable, now I feel so relaxed and comfortable, as if I have unloaded a heavy burden... Little brother, this life-saving grace, I... I can't repay it!"
"I said it, treating jaundice or something, it's too easy for me..."Huang Xiaolong smiled indifferently, and then winked at Song Yuru, "Big wife, you see I'm not bragging, right?"
Song Yuru also took it, pointing to the middle-aged man's face, "His face has really changed back to a healthy complexion and complexion... It's not yellowing at all... Can the crucian carp tail cure this? This would be considered a rising posture. β
"What is the principle of this method of curing diseases?" Song Yuru said inquiringly.
"There's no principle, it's just an old remedy. Huang Xiaolong replied. "But this home remedy is known to me in the whole world. β
"Uh~~~ bragging again..."Song Yuru muttered, but she already believed that Huang Xiaolong was not bragging, "Even if this home remedy is only known to you, but now? I also know, everyone in this carriage knows, then it is no longer a secret home remedy." β
"What's the big deal. Huang Xiaolong shrugged his shoulders, "I still know more than seven thousand unique recipes like this, and I'm not rare. β
"Eh~~ you cow..."Song Yuru was completely speechless.
"Little brother, Divine Doctor, you are Hua Tuo alive, Bian Que is reborn!" Another bald middle-aged man with advanced cirrhosis of the liver also salivated at Huang Xiaolong at this time. "It's really a blessing for our brothers to meet a miracle doctor like you this time!"
Originally, this middle-aged man with advanced liver cirrhosis still had doubts about Huang Xiaolong's medical skills, but now that he saw him cure his companion with a unique home remedies, he admired Huang Xiaolong so much.
After all, my companion's jaundice has been suffering from it for many years, and he has sought medical advice and medicine all over the country, and even went abroad for diagnosis and treatment many times, but the effect is not ideal.
As a result, Huang Xiaolong used a few fish tails to get it effortlessly, this is not a miracle doctor, what is a miracle doctor?
"Late cirrhosis, right?" Huang Xiaolong, the old god, looked at the bald middle-aged man suffering from advanced cirrhosis.
"I beg the divine doctor to help save my life!" the bald middle-aged man pleaded with a devout face.
"Uh-huh, that's easy. Huang Xiaolong crossed Erlang's legs, raised his right foot, and then pointed to the mud stained on the soles of his rubber shoes. "You ate the mud. β
Eating mud?
Huang Xiaolong's army-green rubber soles were hoarded with thick mud, and it was yellow silt, which looked disgusting, and now, he actually let the bald middle-aged man eat these muds!
"It's disgusting, you're so perverted!" Song Yuru complained beside her. "You've promised to treat people, and now you think of insulting others with this kind of damage... Your character is really too much..."
"Thisβ" A look of resentment flashed in the bald middle-aged man's eyes.
Previously, this bald middle-aged man had taken the initiative to speak out and reprimand Huang Xiaolong, presumably, now Huang Xiaolong was intent on taking revenge on him!
You must know that the bald middle-aged man, in Binhai City, is also a small entrepreneur, with a net worth of more than 100 million, and there are hundreds of thousands of people working under him, how could he ever be humiliated by eating mud like this?
Huang Xiaolong said slowly. "Don't grind, eat as soon as you want to eat, and get out of here if you don't eat. To tell you the truth, there are more people who want to eat the mud on my shoes, and this time it is for the sake of the eldest wife's face that I will give you a chance to lick your shoes, and you are still very dissatisfied? β
"Lao Hong, don't hesitate... Eat it! Endure it and it will pass! Your illness has been delayed for many years, and once it becomes cancerous, this life will be ruined!"
Under the persuasion of his companions and the threat of death, the bald middle-aged man finally relented.
"Divine doctor, the words just now were offensive, it was me who was wrong, don't go to your heart, this mud, I'll eat it!" As soon as the bald middle-aged man gritted his teeth, he reached out on Huang Xiaolong's rubber shoes, picked out a lump of mud, and stuffed it into his mouth with his eyes closed.
"Don't eat it! it's too dirty!" Song Yuru said hurriedly beside her.
Impressively!
A lump of mud entered, and the bald middle-aged man's frowning eyebrows were unexpectedly stretched, and his facial expression became very intoxicated, as if he was tasting some kind of gourmet elixir!
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