Chapter 81: The Strange Valley
The master took a sip of tea, lit a cigarette, rubbed his eyes, stood up, walked thoughtfully in place, sat back down, and went on again......
According to the master, that day he walked all the way into the mountains, and then over the mountains and mountains, all the way to the depths of the mountains. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
And then...... And then...... Saying this, the master's face changed a little, his mouth was also a little unfavorable, the whole person also tensed, and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead and the tip of his nose in an instant......
Everyone couldn't help but be stunned when they saw that the master was suddenly a little abnormal, and then they became nervous, and everyone knew in their hearts that the climax of this story was coming!
"Master, what's wrong? Tell me about it...... "Everyone urged the master, and they all wanted to know what was going on at once. But I saw that the master frowned, and then coughed a few more dryly, and then puffed up his dantian qi, and with a click, he spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm, which instantly disgusted everyone. Then he waved his hand to everyone and said, "It's okay, the climax of the story hasn't reached yet, it's just the tea stalk stuck in his throat, what kind of broken tea ......" while saying, he took another sip of tea and flushed.
Hey, a false alarm. The little heart that had just mentioned the throat and eyes of the group went back the way it came. This master is also really, the tea stalk is stuck in his throat, does he need to make this virtue, isn't this a scare? Isn't this a peeing - picking up feces?
In normal times, everyone would inevitably use this matter to ridicule him, but now they can't take care of it, and they all want him to tell the story quickly......
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So, the master started with 'then' again......
Actually, there was nothing unusual about this 'then' follow, but after he had climbed over a mountain, his feet slipped, and he rolled down his bones...... It rolled all the way to a small valley at the foot of the mountain, and that's it. But what is strange is that, according to his own account, when he began to roll down from the mountain, the sun was just a little westerly, and when he rolled to the bottom of the mountain, the sun was already sunset. In other words, he had to roll for at least three hours, and at a speed of 20 kilometers per hour, he would have to roll for at least 120 miles before he stopped! At this point in the story, an unbelievable thing happened--the master, he rolled down from the mountain for 120 miles, and he can still sit here today and drink nonsense?!
Isn't this alarmist?
Isn't that appalling?
Isn't that nonsense?
Isn't that bragging?
Isn't that a fart?!
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Whatever, what he likes to say, and listen to what he has to say......
After the master rolled all the way down the mountain, he was unscathed, but he was really frightened, he tentatively stood up, not to mention, except for his head was a little confused, his whole body, there was nothing unusual, it was really a blessing and a great life. He turned around again to look at the hillside he had just rolled down and was stunned.
What kind of hill was this, there was obviously a cliff with no top in sight, he couldn't figure it out, he couldn't believe that he had just rolled down from this cliff. He couldn't help but wonder, could it be that there was really a god protecting him, a half-immortal in the world?
Love it, anyway, Lao Tzu is safe and sound, no matter where it rolled down from. Thinking of this, he breathed a sigh of relief.
But as soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, he became nervous again, for another question arose in his mind—how was he going to get back? That is, how was he going to climb back up the cliff that he had just rolled a hundred and twenty miles from before he had rolled down without a top!
Hearing this, Ye Qiu thought to himself, this is really a problem!
According to Ye Qiu, this master did not roll down from the mountain at all, but from the moon!
The cliffs of 120 miles, or the peaks of 120 miles, are conservatively estimated to be 60,000 meters high. Mount Everest is a fart in front of it! It's just a little who saw Yao Ming......
Even if this master is blessed with a great life and is blessed by the gods, he can't fall to his death if he rolls down a 60,000-meter-high mountain, then let's see how he can climb up again?!
How is he going to blow it again?!
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Later, the master lingered for a long time at the bottom of the cliff, trying to find a shortcut to climb again. But no matter how he observed, how he searched, there was no shortcut to climb this cliff! He quickly looked around again, and saw that all around this valley were all such towering cliffs in front of him!
At this moment, the master was completely panicked. He thought to himself, if he couldn't find his way back, wouldn't he be trapped alive in this valley?
So he sat down, constantly complaining that he shouldn't have gone out to wander, shouldn't be cheap, and even shed tears of remorse......
However, to say that this master is a master, he is much wiser than those ignorant people, otherwise, what does he eat, what does he drink, who does he cheat? So, it didn't take long for him to come up with a way, or a way to live, or a plan, to be precise—a plan to survive!
The master thought to himself, although this valley seemed to be closed from this cursory view at the moment, but if you look carefully, you may not be able to find a way out. Therefore, he should find out this way out as soon as possible before it gets dark. Even if you can't find a way out today, you must first find water and food that can sustain your breathing, and as long as you can find water and food, then you can continue to find your way out for the next few days until you find it......
Thinking of this, the master wiped the tears from his cheeks, stood up, patted his buttocks, and began to implement his survival plan.
He first took a closer look at the valley, and when he looked closely, he couldn't help but shudder.
The valley in front of me is very weird!
Since he had just come from that side of the mountain, he clearly remembered what it looked like on that side of the mountain. On the other side of the mountain, the scenery is beautiful, the clouds are continuous, the fog is long, the trees and green bamboos are dotted in the meantime, which is refreshing, it is precisely because of this that he went all the way over the mountains and mountains to enjoy the beautiful scenery all the way to come here unconsciously.
But the valley at the moment is diametrically opposed! I saw that this valley is covered with thousands of walls that cover the sky and the sun, and the strange rocks are extremely steep! What is even more strange is that the valley is full of thorns and gravel, and some huge rocks seem to have fallen from the sky, standing alone in the valley. The only trees are crooked, some uprooted, some have long since withered, some have no crown, and some seem to have been cut off by the waist!
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This...... What's going on?!
The valley in front of the master is a hell on earth compared to the outside of the valley!