Chapter 80: First Things First

Ye Qiu puffed up his dantian qi and shouted a few heartbreakingly, which instantly attracted attention and earned enough popularity. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info but he still didn't like it, he always felt that something was missing, so he took a step off the stool, kowtowed one step at a time, took two steps and walked slowly to the center of the banquet hall, and said breathlessly: "Uncle and aunt, uncle and aunt, you can do well, take pity on my poor grandfather, help him find his comrades-in-arms, and fulfill his old man's wish...... Wow...... Wow......."

Ye Qiu didn't finish speaking, so he cried loudly, crying a miserable one, a sad urge, just like a motherless child...... At the scene where she was crying, an old lady ran forward to hug Ye Qiu, and she also cried loudly......

Ye Qiu's acting skills are already perfect, if he goes to participate in the draft, he will come to such a section at the beginning, and then cry with such two voices, and the judges are four turns plus three yes! What the are you singing......

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Seeing this, Chen Fei did not slack off, quickly got up and walked to Ye Qiu's side, and with Ye Qiu's miserable cry, he bowed to everyone in a circle, and while bowing, he also said thank you to everyone, please......

Yes, they are still in the play. However, at this time, if Chen Fei was holding a broken bowl with two steel hammers in his hand, maybe the effect would be better.

Lao Zhang Wansan and the others were not idle, they continued to brainwash everyone in all corners, and vigorously narrated the tragic childhood of the brothers on the stage...... Oh - it turns out that Lao Zhang is here to play tricks, and he complains that Chen Fei has placed them in all corners, and it turns out that he is implementing the grand strategy of encircling the city from the countryside, in order to give full play to its maximum effect.

Everyone couldn't help but sigh and burst into tears, and they all expressed their attitudes, and made up their minds that against all odds, they must help these two people find the old king, they can't find the old king, they have no asshole when they have a son, and they swear not to be a man!

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This feast has been carried out so far, it is already perfect, and then it is a bit of a dog's tail to continue the mink. It's nothing more than that everyone drank to the bottom, and swore on the spot that they would help Chen Fei and Ye Qiu, the two motherless children, find the old king...... I drank until late at night.

However, two more things happened in the meantime. It's still — the first and the second.

This first thing, again a small thing. Even after the master woke up, he continued to drink, and I don't know whether he was high or happy, but he actually told everyone a story with the strength of wine, to be precise, it was one of his personal experiences.

The general content is as follows: It is said that more than 20 years ago, this master was introduced to an old rich family in a far mountain in the north to do a ritual for an old rich family.

I won't say much about the process in the middle, and the storage is the medicine to get rid of the disease. The old man was very grateful to the master, so he left the master to live in his house for a while, firstly, to thank the master for his immeasurable merits. The second is that I am afraid that the disease has not gone far, don't let the master just walk on the front foot, the disease will come back, and the master must be left to watch out for some time.

This master is naturally unbelievable, you think, people serve with good wine and food all day long, and give him more rewards when they come, this is a good thing, he is a nephew with a lantern, and he can't find his uncle. So, the master lived comfortably in the old rich family, and he still thought that if he thought of a way, he would live here for the rest of his life, and then let the old man give him a daughter-in-law, how comfortable he should be in that life.

When the weather is good, let the workers move the money out of the warehouse, and spread it on the ground in bundles, just like drying grain, and then use a rake to pull and pull it to prevent the money from becoming moldy and hairy......

Lao Cai also wished that the master could simply live here for a long time, anyway, raising a dog is also raising, raising a person is also raising, leaving the master, at least he can have a psychological comfort, and he can also sleep peacefully.

So the two hit it off and kowtowed to Brother Ren. Needless to say, the master's good days have finally come, and the cattle herding baby for many years has finally become the village party secretary......

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But who would have thought that within a few days of this good day, an incredible thing happened, which can be said to have directly affected the second half of the master's life.

According to the master, he has had a problem since he was a child, and it is not a big problem, it is nothing more than a strong curiosity, and he loves to be cheap when he is full.

But this time, he made a big mistake......

According to the master's account, he committed this crime on the third day after settling his knot with Lao Cai. He had just had lunch that day, so he went back to his room to take a nap. But because he ate too much for lunch, he felt that his stomach was very swollen as soon as he lay down. You think, he ate a whole eight dishes and one soup plus seven bowls of rice at noon, and if his stomach didn't distend, it would be strange, strange.

It seems that he can't sleep this nap, and now he has to go out for a stroll and digest the food in his stomach before it is the best policy.

So, he came to the courtyard alone, and slipped up and down vigorously, and felt a lot more comfortable in his stomach, and seemed to be able to go back to his room to sleep.

But this is the case with the scumbag, he did not go back to his room to sleep, but chose to continue to walk around a few more laps, because he felt that it was really good to wander around like this after dinner, at least it was more comfortable than lying down and sleeping. So he went on walking, and after a few more laps in the yard, he seemed to feel a little uncomfortable, so he went out of the courtyard and came to the village road, and continued to walk. After wandering around for a while, he seemed to feel a little unpleasant, so he walked directly out of the village, and came to the mountain road behind the village and continued to walk. He followed the mountain road all the way to the deep mountains......

When the master said this, it seemed that he had not yet entered the topic, but everyone couldn't help but want to laugh, not for his cheap spirit, but for laughing at the two words - wandering. Everyone thinks that the word wandering usually seems to be mostly used to describe - the dog is walking. However, it is not impossible for this master to insist on using these two words to describe himself, because he said that his biggest fault is that he is cheap.

When Ye Qiu heard this, he also wanted to laugh a little, but he didn't because of those two words, but precisely because of the master's cheap spirit. However, Ye Qiu thought that the spirit of the master was not a cheap spirit at all, but an authentic spirit - Forrest Gump. Is it possible that the Hollywood masterpiece "Forrest Gump", which is popular all over the world, was created based on this master? Hey, don't you really say that the filming time of "Forrest Gump" happened to be in the second year after the master's journey, which is too much of a coincidence. Ye Qiu looked at the master's face carefully, hey, don't say it, if this master is fatter again, he is really similar to Forrest Gump's actor, that is, Hollywood superstar, two-time Oscar winner - Tom Hanks, very similar. Could it be that the prototype of this god-like Forrest Gump is the master in front of him?

It's so funny......