Jiujiu: "Deeply, you can't be like you said, people like Mr. Wang, they have to be happy to spend it, hundreds of thousands of millions of dollars are just a blink of an eye." If we were to spend it in vain, we wouldn't be able to pick out three yuan, let alone 30,000 yuan! ”

Iwaiwa: "That's it. It's hard to find a job now, and there are not many opportunities to become a minister, so why bother changing jobs if you don't give up?"

Shenshen: "In this case, it will be too much of a drag and too troublesome for you." ”

Shanshan: "Don't say anything outside of you." We're going to borrow money in our name, and you'll pay it back when you have it. ”

Deeply, deeply, he said: "I'm really sorry, it's really bothering you! We don't know how to be grateful." ”

Mountains and mountains, wine and wine: "Don't say words of thanks." If you don't do this, you don't trust the mountain wine and look down on us, so you don't want us to share it. ”

"This can't just be settled! If we admit it, what kind of man are we called?" Iwaiwa said hatefully.

★

Jiujiu and Huhu came to Xinfeng Cinema and found his deep brother, the half-hung literati shallow.

Shallow is less than twenty, and he is not really an adult, but he is a small ghost and has an unusual feeling for beautiful women.

There were people coming and going in the main square of Xinfeng Cinema, and Qianqian saw the second girl from a distance of more than 30 feet, and jumped up more than eight feet high, shouting and waving at them: "Hello!

Shallow stepped forward, and the enthusiasm was excessive, so he didn't pull it with his hands. He brought the two of them to the platform at the entrance of the theater: "Two cultured beauties, just in time, borrow your beautiful eyes to help me see, and then borrow your beautiful little mouth to give me a taste, see how I write these two words?"

It didn't take long for Asa to apply for a job as an advertiser here. The two of them found that this shallow who can write poetry and essays really has a certain special creativity. He put the billboard on the ground, which was more than a meter high and wide, and just used a row of pens and brushes, dipped in different colors of advertising paint in turn, and only wrote the word Xinfeng, and the title and advertising words of the film that will be released tonight have not yet been written.

Although it is only two words, the features have already come out.

He is not writing, he is drawing.

Shallow on the left side of the word "new" on the top of the head of the word horizontally depicted into a pair of eyebrows, the two points below it are drawn into a pair of big eyes, and then the lower horizontal treatment into a double-horned upturned smile, the wooden word is not specially treated, but the right of the catty, but become a chair, the left side of the handwriting seems to have been on it, a look of about to sit down.

As for the word "peak", it is shallow and freehand as a pair of intimate lovers, sitting on the sofa with each other.

This guy really thinks about what no one has ever thought of, and he paints what no one has ever painted. Although Jiujiu and Huhu were in a bad mood, they couldn't help but praise them repeatedly.

was praised and praised by others, and his shallow vanity was still a little unsatisfied: "Two beauties, you only see so many words, and you run all the way to pick you up in vain, can't you two see it, you look at this peak word, it doesn't look like the two of them?"

"Oh, yes!" Huhu, "no wonder when I see this character, it gives me a very familiar feeling, it turns out that you deliberately depict the appearance of the two of them." ”

Jiujiu: "We came to you, it's about deep and sorrowful, you don't want to draw these two dummies anymore, come with us to see the real people." ”

Shallow: "Where are they? I still want to see them after work." ”

Huhu: "Are you going? So you already know? Aren't we silent? Those who helped were all shut one by one, why did they still spread the news, and so fast, even you knew?"

"What are you talking about, why don't I understand it a little? I want to go over to see if the leather shoes that Shen helped me order are good, and by the way, please bring a couplet I wrote to the mountains and mountains. ”

Huhu had a quick mouth, and he almost told the deeply hurt in this crowded place.

Jiujiu hurriedly diverted the topic: "If you don't understand, forget it, I'll tell you later." What kind of couplet did you write, and you attach so much importance to it, and you want to give it to me? Now that I'm here, you can just give it to me. ”

As soon as I mentioned literary and artistic things to him, I forgot about the cloak and cloak and forgot my surname, so I didn't even notice that Huhu had leaked. As soon as he asked, he screamed: "I'll tell you, it's such a ins and outs." Just after the New Year, Sister Jiu, didn't you and Brother Shan finally make up their minds to rent that 15 square meters of small house, the day you settled down, didn't you have a lot of friends to congratulate and help? Didn't Shen and Yanyan buy firecrackers and set them off? I forgot to buy them that day, and unfortunately I had less than 3 yuan on my body, and I couldn't express it. Originally, I wanted to write the sub-character at that time, but unfortunately there was no pen, ink, paper and inkstone, so I wrote the word 'Gou Wo', which was still written with clear water! At that time, I was so dry that I couldn't wait to wipe my face into my bag and pick it up......"

Huhu couldn't help but laugh: "Look at you, shallow, half of your belly is full of ink, what kind of name do you get, it's so ugly, are you a fool!"

"Hit the sky, Huhu wronged me, you go to Baidu, this word Gou Wo is very famous. ”

Huhu: "What do you mean? You can use Baidu, are you talking about Baidu?"

"Yes, yes, of course, there must be, tell you, the word 'Gou Wo' is a horizontal frieze, and people are a pair of very famous couplets: the family has a golden house and is empty, and the rented house is a nest!"

"Are the two sentences that are famous for the word 'Zhengju', okay?, a good two sentences, you added a horizontal criticism, it seems to have become a main room, and you rent a hut outside to raise a second room!"

Even the wine and wine came out: "What kind of bloody couplet are you? shallow, half of your belly is full of ink, what name is not easy to choose, but you deliberately want the whole thing to be so ugly, and it will really be spread, are you a fool!"

That day, I was writing on the door of your house, and I was worried about it for several days, and then I couldn't help it, so I still wrote it on paper, and my heart was a little more relaxed. I want to give it to you now, don't you want to be shy?"

Jiujiu: "Shallow, tell you seriously, you can keep the couplet first, in recent times, the word 'Gou Wo' must not be famous." ”

"Okay then!" Shallow is really a treasure, and when it comes to this, he doesn't ask if something is wrong, but cares about this, "But Sister Jiu, this has to be made clear, why do you say that this couplet is not a pair? Even if it is not a pair, it can be a pair! Why worry too much about life, only look at the depth of fate." ”

Huhu: "Where the hell are you going!"

Shallow: "Look at the two of you, Sister Wine and Shanshan are not a pair, Sister Wine is like a lark, but Brother Shanshan is like a flat stone"

Huhu: "A gem like a mountain can only be seen by a discerning eye like Sister Jiu, how can it be seen by your shallow eyes?"

Jiujiu: "Don't go far, shallow, hurry up and find a place with no more than six ears, and be serious!"