Chapter 477: Chewing Raw Meat
The so-called running big meat bugs, in fact, is to let the two teams each have one person, and then each pick a worm, and then let the bugs race, whoever runs fast, who is the winner.
Li Zhengyan took it upon himself in this game, because Shen Zheng was afraid of insects, and he didn't go on anyone, and Song Xiaobao came out on the other side, and the game between the two was quickly divided, of course, this victory or defeat was not the fast running of the insects selected by Li Zhengyan.
The reason for the victory was that Song Xiaobao fouled, with a hint of surprise, Li Zhengyan's side of the Paleolithic Age, took the obsidian and walked away happily, while on the other side, Mr. Zhang Guoli beat Song Xiaobao hard.
However, it was not the right time to start, because following behind, the old era lost in the next two games, and Shen Xian and Huang Xiaolei were too useless.
Because he lost, he lost the raw meat and fruit in the back, but just when the deal was over and everyone was about to leave, suddenly the director team stopped everyone.
"Wait a minute, you must have worked very hard to experience the prehistoric era early in the morning. ”
As soon as the question was finished, the crossing members on the opposite side collectively shouted: "Yes!" This made Zhang Guoli laugh!
Then, the member of the director team smiled hesitantly: "We also know that everyone has worked hard, so we have prepared gifts for everyone, and the two members who win the next game can be rewarded with a one-night stay in a five-star hotel." ”
As soon as this is said to be fun, everyone is excited, especially Yu Xiaotong, who is completely eager to try.
And just when everyone was energetic, suddenly, the staff took the boxes one by one on the road, and then there were some square things in the boxes held with lotus leaves.
"What is this?"
"It's just something. ”
"It's kind of like raw meat. ”
"Raw meat?"
"Eat raw meat?"
The members of the crossing were collectively speechless, but when the lotus leaf was opened, what made everyone's eyes spicy was that it was not raw meat, but a piece of ice.
Then the director team smiled and explained again: "This game is very simple, use your body to melt the ice, and the person who gets the room card inside is the winner, remember that we only have the first two, the ice can't be smashed with your hands, you can only use your own body to warm it." ”
After the director team finished speaking, the ice rubbing competition began, but just when everyone was collectively rubbing the ice, Shen Xie smashed his own ice cubes with stones.
Knowing that he failed, then why did Shen Xian deliberately eliminate himself like this, according to the confession later, it turned out that he was because of his poor physique, he was particularly afraid of ice, and he was also particularly afraid of heat, and he was afraid of everything that contrasted with his body temperature.
Shen Xian was eliminated, which is equivalent to giving others a greater chance, Yu Xiaotong is wild, this guy directly put the ice cube in his body and rubbed it hard, not afraid of the cold at all.
Then this guy took out the first room card, and then Zhang Hanyu was also full of firepower, and it was these two people who won this victory.
In fact, Li Zhengyan could have won, but because there were mischievous people around him, Huang Xiaolei and Reba put ice cubes on Li Zhengyan's body, which caused Li Zhengyan's speed to slow down.
There is no way, in this case, Li Zhengyan can only watch the victory leave his side.
Later, Yu Xiaotong and Zhang Hanyu left, and the people of the New and Old Stone also left one after another, and they were going back to their homes, but after returning home, a more troublesome thing appeared in front of the members of the Paleolithic Age.
Because as mentioned earlier, the most significant difference between the Neolithic and the Paleolithic is that the Neolithic has mastered fire, but the Paleolithic still has no clear means to use fire, and it is impossible to roast food without fire, they only have raw food, you say that if there is no way, and the sky and the earth, raw food will be eaten, but after all, they are modern people, and now let them eat raw meat Everyone is dumbfounded.
At the behest of the chiefess, she smashed the obsidian she had won, then selected a stone that looked more like a blade, and the sheikh took it and began to cut the flesh.
Don't say it, this thing is really fast, and it actually cuts the meat into pieces, which is very sharp, which makes everyone amazed.
"Mom, isn't this a blade?"
"yes, it's really sharp. ”
"It's just too brittle, or it's definitely a murderous weapon. ”
"Awesome. ”
While the paleolithic members kept sighing, the meat was also cut one by one in the hands of the female chief.
"Let's eat. Just when everyone was in high spirits, the female chief gave each of them a piece of meat, and with a hint of refusal, all the crossing members reluctantly picked up the meat.
But it can be seen that everyone's faces are not very good, Reba looked at the meat in his hand, his little nose twitched, and immediately made his little face bitter.
Then Shen Xian questioned it, he said that the meat was too raw, and if he ate it, it would be loose tomorrow, and soon the director team responded that it was edible.
Shen Zhi immediately asked who said it, then you came to eat for me, it was originally to scare the director team, who the hell knows, a macho man quickly rushed out of the director team, picked up the meat, and came to two bites, looking at the fragrant appearance of the other party's eating, all the crossing members were dumbfounded, Shen Zhi stretched out his thumb and said bitterly to the staff: "You cow." ”
However, when everyone was speechless, the director team said with a smile: "In fact, our intention in designing this link is to tell everyone that at that time, that is, our Paleolithic ancestors, used the habit of eating raw meat." ”
When Li Zhengyan heard this, it seemed that the other party was a little loose, so he immediately said: "We understand, I can eat that, but forget it, girl." ”
It's just that as soon as Li Zhengyan finished speaking, Shen Zhen looked at Li Zhengyan speechlessly and said, "I can't eat it." ”
"Poof. Everyone laughed, and then Li Zhengyan began to chew raw, in fact, eating raw meat is nothing to Li Zhengyan.
Seeing Li Zhengyan's hard chewing appearance, the director team also nodded with slight satisfaction, in fact, among these people, as long as one person eats it, just after Li Zhengyan ate raw meat, suddenly, a lightning bolt flashed, and suddenly a fire came out.
This is the fire that simulates thunder and fire, and it is also the Paleolithic Age, those ways people get fire, after Li Zhengyan saw the fire, he picked up the bamboo pole without saying a word and prepared to get the fire, and Shen Yan began to skewer the meat into skewers for the first time.
Then when Li Zhengyan struggled to get the tinder, this guy actually grilled skewers next to him, of course, this is for fun, and his laziness is also set, don't watch variety shows too seriously, many of the characters in it are set according to the program team itself, in order to win the joy of the audience.
And many viewers scolded the actors because of the actors' settings, which is actually a bit silly.
Chapter 479: The Great Migration
After the recording is over, it's time to go to bed now, and the audience sees sleeping in a cave on the variety show, but that's all edited, in fact, all the members are sleeping in their respective RVs.
Because Li Zhengyan's RV did not come, Li Zhengyan lived in an RV with Reba.
The RV was great, and as soon as you got on the car, the table in the RV was already full of food.
"Wow. Reba, who saw the food, showed a smiling expression, looked back at Li Zhengyan and said, "Brother Zhengyan has a lot of delicious food, I really didn't eat enough today." ”
"Huh. He followed from behind and got into the car, then closed the door and said, "I knew you weren't full, so I asked someone to buy you something delicious, that, you see if you eat first, or go to the shower first." ”
"Thank you, Brother Zhengyan, I know that you are the best for me, well, I'd better take a shower first, because I'm really dirty. After saying that, Reba stuck out his little tongue.
"Okay, then you take a bath first, I'll eat first, in fact, I'm starving to death. Li Zhengyan smiled.
After about ten minutes, Reba came out after washing and regained her beautiful little beauty, and then Li Zhengyan also went into the bathroom to take a shower, and then walked out after five minutes.
"Reba, I used your bath gel, I didn't bring mine. As soon as he came out, Li Zhengyan said to Reba with a smile.
And at this time, Reba was fighting with food, so he didn't make a sound, but nodded again and again, Li Zhengyan looked at the happy appearance of the little girl eating, Li Zhengyan smiled slightly, and then sat down and ate with the little guy!
After the food is finished and Li Zhengyan and Reba clean up together, it is time to go to bed.
"How is Brother Zhengyan feeling today?" went to bed, and the lights in the RV were turned off, but suddenly Reba asked Li Zhengyan.
"It's just tired, but fortunately we didn't really sleep in the cave, otherwise I think you and Sister Xiaolei would go crazy. ”
Li Zhengyan's words made Reba laugh: "Yes, today we are really living as savages, I rubbed half a catty of mud from my body when I took a bath just now, if you don't give us a bath, I will really go crazy." ”
"Still, it makes a lot of sense and lets us know a lot about real life in prehistoric times. ”
"Well, I think so, but I still hope that tomorrow will be better. ”
"That's impossible, because we're going on a great migration tomorrow. ”
"Migrating, Brother Zhengyan, what is that?" Li Zhengyan's words surprised Reba.
"You haven't seen the process, have you?" Li Zhengyan smiled and said: "We are going to perform the Great Migration tomorrow, in prehistoric times, the ancients had to migrate to survive, because you are always in one place, and the food in that place will always run out, so you must find more food through migration in order to survive."
And the migration road is very difficult, I took a look, the director team to the development of the migration route, it is definitely over the mountains, and in the afternoon, the director team came over a lot of blowers and water trucks, I think they are simulating bad weather, so Reba, tomorrow may be the most difficult day. ”
"Oh. Li Zhengyan's words made Reba panic!
The second day began, and when the next day came, the task announced by the director team was not unexpected, that is, to migrate, bring what he thought was the most valuable, and then start the big migration.
And just when the Paleolithic Age left its footprints in front of its own cave, the Neolithic Age also came, and for the first time, eight people were combined, and the migration road that followed was really terrifying.
Four words to describe is to climb over the mountain, is really climbing the mountain, and then along the tied rope to climb down the cliff a few meters high, it is a vertical cliff of almost 90 degrees, it is really very difficult, I don't know how to spell it down.
But you have to think that this is the end, it is impossible, the blower has not started yet, and when you walk to a forest, the blower starts to start, it is definitely a strong wind close to level 78, and the person who blows can't walk, if it weren't for Zhang Churan, Shen Jia would be blown over in the woods.
The wind was followed by heavy rain, Nima, who was really ruthless, driving the car and pouring water outside, and the water hit the members' faces with a bang, and the faces hurt a lot.
However, this kind of migration did not make the crossing members complain, because this is a simulated migration process of human beings, there is nothing to complain about, since you become a crossing member, you must go through this.
It took about five or six hours for the arduous migration journey to end, and everyone came to a clear stream, and then prepared to wade through the stream, and at this time, Shen Xuan suddenly shouted to the members who were crossing the creek in front of them: "They want to go to the toilet, I'll go and accompany them." ”
This shout made Li Zhengyan frown: "Couldn't you go up again in the past? We'd better not act alone now." ”
In Li Zhengyan's shouting, the girls ran back again, and then everyone started to cross the creek together, but when they crossed the creek and everyone was about to take a break, more than 20 savages suddenly rushed out from around, one by one with sharp weapons, and surrounded Zhang Churan and others.
Because the other party was really crowded, Li Zhengyan and the others were still surrounded, and then the weapons were confiscated, and more importantly, the three women were arrested, although Li Zhengyan was very powerful, but the script did not let Li Zhengyan behave badly, so he could only watch the three women being snatched away.
However, looking at Reba, who was taken away, he kept shouting: "Brother Chu Ran." ”
Seriously, that poor little appearance is really distressing, after a while, after the women were taken away, the men were also released, and then, Li Zhengyan and others saw that the three women were loaded onto a raft and floated away along the stream.
At this time, Shen Yi stood up and shouted very angrily: "Count them fast, or I will kill the Quartet." ”
Oh my God, just finished speaking, laughed a group of people, just now I don't know who scared like a quail, as the bamboo raft drifted away, the sky is slowly darkening, it can be said that today's day's itinerary is almost all filming migration, but this migration was cut out in the back because of boredom, but even if it is cut out, this migration must be done, because in Zhang Guoli's view, this is a historical process.
Although Let's Go Crossing is a variety show, it is a rigorous crossing process, so because of Mr. Zhang Guoli's insistence, this show will receive word-of-mouth evaluation in the future.
Although some programs can surpass us in terms of ratings, in terms of connotation and word of mouth, the two programs are definitely not our opponents!
Chapter 480 hanged him
On the second day, the five men set out on a journey to find their woman, and the director team was also cleverly designed, and when the men began to search, they found a large village.
And when you find this village, it means that all the members have traveled to the Bronze Age.
The Bronze Age is archaeologically a stage in the development of human culture marked by the use of bronze tools. The Bronze Age must have such a characteristic: bronze objects occupy an important position in people's production and life, and the era of accidental production and use of bronze objects cannot be recognized as the Bronze Age.
At the beginning of the Bronze Age, the proportion of bronze tools was small, or even stone tools were mainly in the middle and late periods, and the proportion gradually increased. With the advent of bronze and the consequent increase, the level of productivity in agriculture and handicrafts increased, and the material conditions of life gradually became richer. After the appearance of bronze, it played an epoch-making role in improving social productivity.
"Do you think our women will be here?" Zhang Hanyu asked silently looking at the huge village in front of him.
"Who knows, we can't be too public, I think we should still go in little by little and slowly explore. Yu Xiaotong expressed his opinion.
At this time, Li Zhengyan said loudly: "Well, according to what Xiaotong said, let's go in slowly first, I suspect that there are traps against us." ”
"Ah no, Chu Ran, if there is a trap, you have to protect me. For Li Zhengyan, Shen Yu now has no reason to believe and rely on Li Zhengyan.
"Got it, follow me, go in slowly. ”
After speaking, under the leadership of Li Zhengyan, a group of five people looking for their own woman slowly touched the large village in front of them, and just walked to the entrance of the village, Yu Xiaotong immediately shouted in surprise: "My God, what kind of monster is that?"
"Uh. Everyone was stunned, and when they looked forward, it was actually an elephant.
Because they saw the elephant, everyone touched the elephant's side, and the elephant was eating all kinds of fruits by a circular altar.
When Li Zhengyan also walked near the elephant and found that the elephant was eating all kinds of fruits, Li Zhengyan shouted in horror: "Oh no, we are surrounded." ”
"Ahh Everyone else was stunned.
Then Shen Zhen looked around and said, "No one, Chu Ran, don't scare us." ”
At this time, Li Zhengyan also looked around and said: "It must be surrounded, because according to my observation, it should be the Bronze Age here, and in the Bronze Age, elephants are generally considered to be messengers who can transmit the will of the gods. ”
"Ah, if what Li Zhengyan said is right, we must be surrounded. Zhang Hanyu also panicked!
At this time, on a high stone pillar, Zhang Guoli stood up with a smile: "Welcome." ”
As soon as Zhang Guoli's voice appeared, the five people below also began to slowly stir!
"Who?"
"Who's talking?"
"The voice is very similar to Mr. Zhang Guoli. ”
"Ah, on it, he's not afraid to fall. ”
Looking at the five people below, Zhang Guoli said very arrogantly: "I am the leader of this tribe, haha my warriors, why don't you come out yet, welcome our old friends together." ”
After shouting this sentence, Song Xiaobao stepped back and said: "It's over, just like Chu Ran said, we are surrounded." ”
In less than a minute, more than 20 people came from all directions to surround Zhang Churan and the five people, and then the leader played by Teacher Zhang Guoli slowly came down from the stone pillar.
And because Mr. Zhang Guoli was wearing relatively hot clothes, Shen Zhi shouted to Mr. Zhang Guoli very badly: "Oh, the weather is so hot, why is the leader wearing a mink, is the leader hotter than others?"
"Haha. Shen Xian's ridicule made Zhang Churan and the others laugh evilly!
Looking at the five people below who were smiling evilly, Zhang Guoli walked to the altar, saw that the fruits on the altar were overturned, and immediately turned his face and knocked three times on the altar with his scepter and shouted: "Who made the fruit on my altar look like this, it must be you uninvited guests." ”
As soon as he said this, Li Zhengyan knew that this was Teacher Zhang Guoli looking for someone to be mad, so Li Zhengyan immediately colored the other members, told them not to speak, and then lowered his head.
But what Li Zhengyan didn't expect was that at this time, the dog-legged king Shen Beetle wanted to pat Teacher Zhang Guoli's ass, and when the dog-legged king Shen Beetle raised his head, the horse's fart didn't have time to speak, he just looked at Teacher Zhang Guoli, and then saw that Teacher Zhang Guoli pointed at Shen Beetle and said: "It's him who came and hung him up." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, several people from Teacher Zhang Guoli began to drag Shen Zhi, and Shen Zhizhi also shouted out of fear: "Don't, don't, Chu Ran, help me." ”
When Zhang Churan called for help from Shen Xia, he was also a reflexive person and hugged Shen Ying, but there were too many people on the other side, although Zhang Churan worked hard, Shen Yingzhi was still taken away.
Then Shen beetle was hung up by that group of people, it was really hanging, about one or two meters high from the ground, Shen beetle was hung wow wow scream, and later there were people because of hanging Shen beetle, and criticized us to cross it without a bottom line, regardless of the risk of "abusing the star".
A certain media sensationalist thinks that we go down cliffs with our bare hands, walk barefoot, eat raw meat, and cast bronzes with our bare hands are all unconventional and high-risk links.
No matter what the real reason for the celebrity to finally accept "abuse", but these are all "abuse stars".
And because of the criticism of this media, we have gained a lot of attention for crossing, and the funny thing is that after the people of Xia Guo went to see us go to cross according to the criticism of the media, almost all the citizens of Xia Guo were fans of our crossing, saying that we went to cross is the best reputation and quality among the many variety shows now, but let us go through the fire!
Seeing that Shen Zhi was really hung up, the other members also showed a look of fear, and when Zhang Guoli asked if anyone wanted to change with Shen Ying, even Li Zhengyan was silent, who would do it if he was hung up and dried on this hot day.
Then Zhang Guoli was about to leave with everyone, Yu Xiaotong pointed at Shen Yu with a smile and said, "Leader, what if you are hanged?"
And Zhang Guoli said very fiercely: "I want to hang him." ”
Originally, everyone thought that Yu Xiaotong would be very sympathetic to Shen Xie when he heard Zhang Guoli's words, but who knows, after saying that, Yu Xiaotong actually laughed, and then said that he didn't know why he was inexplicably very cool, and said to Shen Xie that he was going to drink tea, which really made Shen Xian angry!