Chapter 474: The little cute Shen Yin
Just as the Paleolithic was preparing to cross a river and then end up in their own home, the Neolithic on the other side was also brought to the vicinity of their home.
However, as in the Paleolithic period, they also had to find their own home, so they were also given a map of a stone slab.
But when he was looking for the location of his home, Yu Xiaotong accidentally encountered a tied pheasant on the road, and with Yu Xiaotong's efforts, he also got the pheasant, which made the Neolithic team morale great, thinking that he was a little powerful.
Then it was Yu Xiaotong, who found a cave and said to Song Xiaobao: "Brother Bao... Do you believe there are any good things in this cave?"
Song Xiaobao also nodded in belief, and then the group went into the cave, and this accidental injury happened in this cave, because it was dark inside, and Song Xiaobao, who was frightened by the bat, fell into the waterhole next to him, and then his leg was cut with a long cut.
Fortunately, the medical facilities of the program team are very good, Mr. Zhang Guoli once said: "The crossing characteristics of the program make the whole program have a certain degree of thrilling, I don't care about other scenes, but at this scene, in order to ensure the safety of everyone, there must be a 24-hour 999 ambulance on standby." "The whole show invested 100 million yuan, of which an ambulance cost 100,000 yuan a day on the scene.
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"Oh... Our home has arrived. ”
At this time, the Paleolithic finally found their home, a cave, because in the Paleolithic period, human intelligence was not very developed, so they were just looking for a cave to live in.
The four people who saw the cave were very happy, and hurriedly walked into their homes, but when they entered the cave just now, Shen Chen, who was the first to enter, shouted.
"Ahh Help. ”
"What's wrong?" Li Zhengyan was playing with a stone axe at the door at this time, and when he heard Shen Zhen's voice calling for help, Li Zhengyan immediately asked.
However, as soon as I finished asking, I heard Huang Xiaolei and Reba also screaming in unison!
This made Li Zhengyan frown, his heart was cold, he was worried that it was a snake, so he picked up the stone axe and rushed over, but when he saw the animal that made the three scream, Zhang Churan laughed: "This is a lizard, what is there to be afraid of, you know, this lizard is high protein, come... Let me kill it and bake it for you to eat. After speaking, Zhang Churan smiled and raised the stone axe.
Of course, Li Zhengyan was joking, and just as Li Zhengyan raised the stone axe, he suddenly heard a shout from outside: "Coax." ”
Then I saw three people approaching, led by a very fat woman.
"What's the situation?" Seeing the arrival, Shen Xian, Huang Xiaolei and Reba all nervously hid behind Li Zhengyan.
And Zhang Churan looked at the three people opposite with a stone axe: "Who are you and what do you want to do?"
However, the fat woman did not answer Li Zhengyan's question, but looked at the cave anxiously and said, "What about my lizard, do you know that I and it is difficult to catch it." ”
"Poof.... As soon as the fat woman finished speaking, Huang Xiaolei laughed and said, "Ah... I see, this is their home, we are mistaken, this is not our home. ”
After Huang Xiaolei finished speaking, the other members also came to their senses, and then they all laughed, but at this time, the fat woman could show an unkind expression and shouted: "Hey... What are you laughing at, who is smiling with your hippie face, come out, give it to me, with whom are you?"
"Haha... Maybe it was because she was in a hurry, so the fat woman came out with her hometown Northeast dialect, which made Li Zhengyan laugh too: "Oops... My God, why do you still speak Northeast dialect, you are an ancient person in the Northeast, so Brother Shen will leave the exchange to you. ”
"Do you know who I am?" asked the fat woman.
Shen Yi immediately responded in Northeast dialect: "Who, who are you?"
Looking at the laughing crossing members, the fat woman said angrily, "I am the chief of this coaxing tribe. ”
This is the time and space traveled by the members of the old era, this is a matriarchal society, so fat women can become chiefs, that is the late Paleolithic period, women in the life of the group, dominated the production and economic life, and took on the heavy responsibility of survival and reproduction, so they were respected and worshiped by the society, so the matrilineal clan society period was formed.
"Tell you, when you come to my tribe, you will listen to me, hey... This one... The kid is pretty good, tell me, what's your name?"
"Ahh Li Zhengyan, who was suddenly named, was stunned, and then Huang Xiaolei next to him immediately smiled and said: "His name is Li Zhengyan." ”
"Well... In the future, it will be called coaxing. After speaking, he looked at Huang Xiaolei again and said, "What's your name?"
"My name is Huang Xiaolei. ”
"Hmm... In the future, it will be called coaxing buds. ”
"What about you?" the chief looked at Reba.
"Ahh In a panic, Reba immediately said, "My name is Reba." ”
"Reba... Oh, what is the name, it doesn't matter, you just call it Click. ”
"As for you?" the fat chief looked at Shen Yin on the side with a malicious look.
"Hehe... It's up to you. "Shen Xian behaved very dogleggedly.
"Well... From now on, you will be called coaxing and ugly. ”
"Haha... Everyone laughed, and Shen Yin smiled and nodded, indicating that he accepted his name and coaxed ugly.
After the name was chosen, the fat chief's subordinates stuffed a stone slab into Li Zhengyan's hand, and after seeing the stone slab clearly, they found that it was actually a manual for making stone tools.
The so-called stone tools are actually stone tools that are made of stone cores or stone chips made of stones, and processed into stone tools of a certain shape. Types of stone choppers, scrapers, pointers, etc. It is the main tool or weapon of the Stone Age.
Of course, although the stone tools that people see today are so rough and cumbersome, the appearance of stone tools is of great significance to the evolution and development of human beings. Since the production of stone tools by humans is a purposeful creative activity, since the birth of the first hand axe, a boundary has been drawn between humans and the animal kingdom. Therefore, paleoanthropologists point out that the history of mankind began with the manufacture of stone tools. Since humans began to make stone tools, man's upper limbs were first liberated from the function of crawling, which eventually led to the emergence of Homo erectus.
It is of great significance, otherwise, this link would not have appeared in the show.
Unlike the Paleolithic, the Neolithic was much more advanced than the Paleolithic. In the Neolithic Age, not only did they not live in caves, but they also kept chickens and ducks and other animals in captivity, and they also learned how to make houses and had faith.
The most important thing is that they know how to drill wood to make fire, which is a qualitative leap, with fire can not only eat cooked food, but also can fire pottery, with pottery, can make food more delicate, conducive to human absorption, promote human intelligence.
It's just that although the Neolithic home is good, their task of drilling wood for fire and firing pottery is really too difficult!
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Chapter 475: The next one is poop, and I eat it all
"Alright... All right... Don't make stone tools anymore, you people, I really don't know what you can do, all stand up for me. ”
In the roar of the female chief, the four people who were still making stone tools silently lined up, and then Shen Yan stretched out his head and looked at the female chief and said, "Are all women in the matriarchal society so domineering?"
In a word, the female chief was angry, and without saying a word, she got Shen Qian out, and then asked Shen Xie to half-squat and lift a stone, and Shen Xie shouted: "Zhengyan came to save me." ”
However, as soon as he shouted, the two savages behind the female chief blocked in front of Li Zhengyan, and Li Zhengyan had no way to save him.
Soon, the chiefess continued, "We don't have enough food here, so we need you to go outside to hunt and gather. ”
At the beginning of the Paleolithic period, the most basic means of obtaining food was gathering, because finding edible food in a safe area near one's home was the safest and most effective way to do it than to hunt dangerously.
After the chiefess finished speaking, a good news came out of the mouth of the director team, and the other party was finally willing to give shoes to the members of the Old Stone Tools.
This made the four people of the Paleolithic period cheer, no way, the days without shoes are really too painful.
Li Zhengyan and Reba went hunting, Shen Xian and Huang Xiaolei went to collect, at first Shen Xian was still clamoring to hunt, but was pulled away by Huang Xiaolei: "You don't look at your appearance, what are you doing with the time of young people?"
"Oops... What does Huang Xiaolei mean, what kind of young people's time, do we have another group of couples here, if there is, we have to admit it, how do we know if we don't admit it?"
"You big idiot. Looking at the bad Shen beetle, Huang Xiaolei dragged the other party away one by one.
Li Zhengyan, who was left, scratched his head with a smile, and said a little embarrassed: "That... Let's go too, Reba!"
At this time, Li Zhengyan's feelings for Reba are very strange, on the one hand, Reba is a good girl, if there can be a girl like Reba as a girlfriend, it is of course the best.
Because Reba is a good girl, Li Zhengyan feels that he can't hurt the other party, and Reba's side is different, it seems that Reba has already identified Li Zhengyan, after all, Li Zhengyan and Reba have too much skin to face, if this is in ancient times, if you don't marry a girl, the girl will die.
In addition, Reba likes Li Zhengyan very much, so Reba identified Li Zhengyan, which made the emotions of the two very entangled and troublesome.
Waiting for Zhang Li Zhengyan to take Reba to the creek to catch fish, our Shen Xian followed Huang Xiaolei to a jungle.
"Old Shen, you were not good just now. While walking, Huang Xiaolei whispered to Shen Xian beside her.
However, for Huang Xiaolei's words, Shen Qian laughed and said: "You don't understand, I'm helping them, they are all young people, it's too indecisive." ”
"Haha... I see, I misunderstood you, old Shen. Huang Xiaolei laughed!
"That's... I'm a hidden master. Shen Yan was proud: "Xiaolei, you said let's come out to pick, but where are the fruit trees here?"
After speaking, Huang Xiaolei and Shen Xian both raised their heads and began to look for fruit trees, but soon Huang Xiaolei said speechlessly: "I feel that fruit trees or something, it's a bit nonsense, it's better to look at the ground, huh... Lao Shen quickly looked at the mushrooms here, it seemed that they could be eaten. ”
"Really?" Shen Yi also squatted down happily and said, "Oh, it's really good, if only there was a hot pot, this is a natural mushroom hot pot." ”
As he spoke, he picked it up, but just when Shen Yin walked forward a little further.
"Ahh Shen Xie screamed, then got up and ran, that panicked look made Huang Xiaolei on the side also slightly frightened: "What is it?"
At this time, the camera finally brought to the thing that made Shen Yin scream, which was a bunch of maggot-like things.
"Ahh It's a bug. When she saw what it was, Huang Xiaolei was no longer afraid, but Shen Xian was speechless and hid behind and shouted very scared: "What kind of insects, that's maggots, my God, this is too disgusting, it's densely packed, fortunately I didn't eat breakfast this morning, otherwise I would have vomited to death all at once." ”
Listening to Shen Chen, who was chattering endlessly, suddenly Huang Xiaolei actually picked up a maggot with her hand and ran over to Shen Yin: "Old Shen, this is protein, come... For you to eat. ”
"Poof.... Shen Yu almost shook his hand off, and said again and again: "Don't eat, don't eat, I don't eat, ah... Huang Xiaolei, don't come, don't come. ”
"Huh... After teasing Shen Xian for a while, Huang Xiaolei finally stopped and said, "You don't eat it, or else, let's pack it and take it back for them to eat?"
But Shen Yi was very smart, and he immediately said, "I don't pack." ”
Huang Xiaolei laughed speechlessly.
"Xiaolei, please please, okay, we're here to pick, can we get some normal stuff back, you let me pack it, but this thing is alive, carry it on your body, crawl on your body, don't we do this, okay?"
It's just that Shen Chen's plea was useless to Huang Xiaolei, and suddenly, Huang Xiaolei looked at Shen Xian and said, "This is protein, Old Shen, I think as a man, you should eat one, otherwise, I'll eat one, how about you eat one?"
Looking at Huang Xiaolei, Shen Xian said speechlessly: "If you want to eat, I will serve you." ”
And the result was that Shen Xian was horrified, just listening to Shen Chen's voice, Huang Xiaolei really put a maggot in her hand into her mouth, and then stretched out her tongue to show the camera and Shen Xian.
When he saw that Huang Xiaolei really took the maggot in her mouth, and then chewed it and ate it, Shen Xiaolei was really a little desperate, and she fell directly to the ground and couldn't stand up again.
Later, in the interview afterwards, Shen Yu said very sincerely: "When I saw Huang Xiaolei eating maggots, I thought Huang Xiaolei was more disgusting than maggots!"
It's just that the test of Shen Zhi is not over yet, because Shen Yin doesn't eat maggots when he dies, so Huang Xiaolei said to Shen Zhi: "I have eaten maggots, but you haven't eaten them, so no matter what food you encounter next, you must eat it." ”
And Shen Zhi is also very single, in order not to eat maggots, Shen Zhi also immediately said: "I swear, I will eat all the poop next." ”
"Haha... Huang Xiaolei smiled and bent over.
It's just that the next food is really poop? The answer is that if it's poop, then it's fine, just when Shen Jia and Huang Xiaolei walked forward for a while, suddenly Huang Xiaolei stopped and said, "Hey... How can Lao Shen have such a big hole here, do you think it's a mouse or a snake in it?"
"If you dig it out, you'll know. Shen Ying, who was following behind, said with a big grin.
Shen Xian originally thought that Huang Xiaolei would dig it out, but what Shen Xian didn't expect was that the female man Huang Xiaolei suddenly became weak again, and actually said that because the last maggot was made by herself, she asked Shen Xian to dig it out this time.
"Ah...?" was caught off guard by Huang Xiaolei's sudden weakness, Shen Yu hurriedly stammered: "That... That... I... Let's also... Haven't you reached the next one yet?"
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Chapter 476: Run, Big Meat Bug!
Although Shen Xian played a lot of tricks, he still couldn't resist Huang Xiaolei, because at this time, the director team stood by Huang Xiaolei's side, and the director team told Shen Xian that Shen Xian had to do it this time, because Shen Xian swore to Huang Xiaolei just now.
"Did I swear?" Shen Xian showed a desperate expression, "Can I go back and eat the worms?"
"No, you can't go back. Huang Xiaolei grinned and patted Shen Xian, who was about to cry, and then said loudly: "Okay, you are a gentleman, take it out quickly." ”
There was no way, in the end, Shen Xia could only use the most listless appearance and began to slowly put his hand into the hole.
And when the things were taken out, Shen Xian was about to collapse, it was a huge bullfrog.
"Ah, what the hell is this, why are we so unlucky, we have no shoes and let us catch up, and we have caught up with the toad. ”
After taking out the bullfrog, Shen Xie shouted loudly, and afterwards Shen Jia told the program team that the moment he saw the toad, he regretted it very much, why he didn't eat the three maggots in the first level.
For the bullfrog, Shen Xian really had no choice, although he took it out, but he didn't dare to approach it, and in the end Huang Xiaolei came out, put the bullfrog into the bag, and then carried it!
And our Shen beetle is 800 steps away from that bullfrog.
This is not the end, Shen Yin also encountered a snake in the back, anyway, they are all some terrifying things, and today's collection is definitely Shen Yin's nightmare.
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"Wow... Brother Zhengyan, this place is really beautiful. ”
On the other side of the hunting group, Li Zhengyan also took Reba to the stream, and as soon as Reba came, he was shocked by the beautiful scenery here.
"yes... Looking at the quiet scenery around him, Li Zhengyan also nodded again and again and said with a smile: "The empty valley is secluded, the green mountains are verdant, it is really beautiful, leaving the hustle and bustle of the world, it is actually great to live a slow life here." ”
"When is the time to come and play with Cocoa? Reba looked at Li Zhengyan and smiled slightly.
"Yes... However, we're going to catch fish now, and if we don't have fish, we won't have anything to eat today. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Reba point to the front and shout: "Brother Zhengyan, there is someone in front." ”
Li Zhengyan looked forward, it turned out to be a couple of Yu Xiaotong and Hailu in the Neolithic Age, Li Zhengyan laughed and shouted: "Did you get the fish?"
was shouted by Li Zhengyan, Yu Xiaotong and Hailu also looked up together, and saw Li Zhengyan and Reba also waving happily, Yu Xiaotong immediately said excitedly: "The fish is not yet, but I caught a chicken just now, but unfortunately it was let go by Mr. Guoli, saying that it was their gods, and let us kneel." ”
"Haha... Li Zhengyan laughed, and then said, "You are so good, you even caught a chicken." ”
was praised by Li Zhengyan like this, Yu Xiaotong immediately straightened up his small chest, very proud, at this time, Hailu and Reba also stood together and said something, but, soon, a problem came out, that is, there are indeed fish in this creek, but just relying on the wooden spear in his hand, it is still a little difficult to catch the fish in the creek.
The four of them caught it for a long time, but they didn't catch a single fish, and finally saw that it was almost dark, so they had to go home, but to the surprise of Zhang Churan and Di Lireba, halfway back, the two actually met a dead goat.
"Ahh Brother Zhengyan, what is that?" Reba immediately hid behind Li Zhengyan.
And Li Zhengyan also clenched the spear in his hand and looked forward and said, "Uh... It was like a dead goat. ”
"Goat?" Reba also walked forward slowly, and when he saw that it was indeed a goat, Reba was surprised: "Why is there a goat here?"
As soon as I finished asking, someone from the director team immediately stood up and said: "That's the case, in the Paleolithic Age, people belonged to the bottom of the entire food chain, and they could only rely on picking fruits from the wild, and picking up animals to eat leftover meat." ”
"Ahh I see. Li Zhengyan and Reba came to their senses, and then Li Zhengyan tied up the leg of mutton with a rope, and then lifted it with a spear with Reba and walked to the cave together.
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After returning to the cave, it was already dark, and at this time, Shen Xian and Huang Xiaolei had already returned, and they were very shocked when they saw the dead goat carried by Li Zhengyan and Reba.
This made Li Zhengyan and Reba very proud, and Shen Yin shouted again and again: "We have roast sheep to eat." ”
As soon as she finished speaking, the chiefess appeared, with two little attendants, and when she came, she asked if they had found anything to eat, and when she saw the sheep, the sheikh was very happy, and asked who had brought it.
Li Zhengyan and Reba raised their smug little hands, and were praised fiercely by the female chief, and then the female chief asked Shen Xie what he had gotten, and Shen Yin made an ostrich egg like a trick.
This made the female chief even happier, because the egg is very nutritious, but just when the female chief was about to eat, Shen Xie volunteered to open the egg, but you can open it, but you have to be careful, who knows, as soon as Shen Xie is hard, the egg will be broken with a 'bang', and a good egg will be scrapped like this.
The angry female chief rushed up and beat Shen Xian, so that she was relieved a little, and then told the other crossing members that she was going to take the crossing members to make a deal together.
And this transaction is another civilized advancement, which is very meaningful.
Ten minutes later, the old and new Stone Age people finally met, and when they met, everyone was very happy, because this was the first time that everyone met after a few hours of separation.
Soon, the transaction began, of course, this time the transaction was not a trade between the old and the new Stone Age, but there was a third party, and this third party was very powerful, and he was not satisfied with the things on both sides of the New and Old Stone Ages.
Then Zhang Guoli asked the other party to take something good out, and the third party also took out the obsidian.
What is obsidian, it is actually a common black gemstone, volcanic crystal, also known as "dragon crystal", "Shikashi", is a naturally occurring silica, usually black. Obsidian has been used since ancient times as a ward off evil spirits and amulets.
But it has a function, it has the characteristics of glass, after crushing the section is a shell fracture, very sharp, cutting all kinds of meat is very simple, just like a knife, there was once an archaeologist who did experimental archaeology, using obsidian to do appendix surgery on himself, it is actually sharper than the current scalpel.
As soon as the obsidian appeared, the scramble began, because everyone knew that this was a good thing, but when everyone was fighting for the right to trade obsidian, this third party did not play cards according to the routine at all, and actually used the game to decide the right to trade.
And the first one is called Run, big meat bug!
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(End of chapter)