Chapter 30 Do what you like
Qi Miao had completely collapsed, lying on the ground and not even having the strength to speak, barely glaring at him with his eyes open.
Gao Junhun didn't care, and of course he didn't have the idea of taking advantage of this little girl, he just used her character to force her to break through her own limits.
Now that the goal has been achieved, it feels good to kiss just now, but the eighteen-year-old girl is still too tender, how can she be as mature and charming as Qi Xinyue.
"Feel it, bye-bye. ”
Gao Jun waved his hand, turned around and left in a dashing manner, he promised Qi Xinyue to invite her to breakfast in the morning.
There were not many people in the cafeteria, but the hard-working staff had already prepared a hearty breakfast, Gao Jun came to the window of the little fairy Ji Xiang, knocked on the window, and said, "Two eggs and one intestine, a bowl of milky white soy milk." ”
Ji Xiang, who was bowing his head to wrap his head, suddenly trembled all over, and he hated it when he heard this voice, especially the breakfast he ordered, which was originally nutritious, but when he said it, it always made people feel disgusting.
Ji Xiang raised his eyelids lazily, and said depressedly: "Three meals a day, you come to tease me before every meal, are you using me as an appetizer?"
Gao Jun looked at her, even if she was listless and angry, she still had a unique charm, just like the little sister next door was angry with her big brother.
Gao Jun smiled: "I don't think it's accurate to say that flirting, it's more appropriate to communicate, it's all for work." ”
The little fairy squinted at him and said, "What kind of work does it require you to unwrap the mask of your female colleague?"
"Hey, I'm speechless. Gao Jun said with a wry smile.
"If you have kung fu, don't talk nonsense with me, keep an eye on Zhao Haiyan. The little fairy said.
Speaking of business, Gao Jun also became serious: "Through yesterday's contact, I found that someone was indeed peeping at Zhao Haiyan, it was definitely an anomaly, and it was likely to be an invisible person." ”
"Huh, stealth?" the little fairy was taken aback, she couldn't imagine that such an enemy was already invincible, right?
Gao Jun nodded solemnly: "So you should also take care of yourself, and pay attention to safety, especially when taking a bath at night and sleeping, there may be someone watching it up close." ”
"Don't scare me, okay?" This is the first time the little fairy has performed a mission, and she wanted to relive her campus dream, but who would have thought that the partner was an out-and-out pervert, and the first enemy to emerge was the stealth man, which was really disadvantageous.
But the little fairy thought for a while and said, "I'm just a cook in the cafeteria, can the enemy come to me?"
"Because you're beautiful!" Gao Jun squeezed his eyebrows and said: "Working in this much-anticipated canteen again, I took a look at the campus network just now, you are the first on the hot search list, and the limelight has overshadowed many school flowers."
Anyway, if I know how to do stealth, I can't come out of your bathroom every day!"
The little fairy was really frightened when she saw the green light in his eyes, and only heard Gao Jun say: "If being beautiful is also a sin, then you are a great sin!"
The little fairy who slapped this sycophant couldn't cry or laugh, she asked Gao Jun worriedly: "Otherwise, I will apply to my superiors for some high-end equipment, such as infrared thermal imaging glasses, hey, where are you going, you haven't clocked in after taking the food!"
Gao Jun ignored her at all, and walked away with the fried egg and the intestines, because the task of flirting before the meal had been completed, and it had planted a terrifying seed in the little fairy's heart, and maybe it would sprout tonight.
But now that there are more people in the cafeteria, he can't talk to the little fairy often, for fear that it will attract the attention of people who are interested.
He sent a message to Qi Xinyue, telling her that the meal was ready, and that she should come down to Missy.
Not long after, Qi Xinyue didn't come, last night the boys in the study room came in a group, last night a few teenagers humbly asked Gao Jun for advice on the skills of picking up girls and flirting with girls, Gao Jun is a teacher, preaching and teaching is his duty, so he naturally does not hesitate to teach.
Looking at the appearance of several guys, they were all refreshed, swaggering and taking square steps, and when they saw Gao Jun, they immediately came over.
Gao Jun smiled: "Looking at your pace and posture, is it the popular 'shame step after the gun'?"
Zhao Kun, Lu Lei and others sat down excitedly, and said excitedly: "Although there is no fire, but after Mr. Gao's advance, last night in the evening self-study classroom, we each had our own gains, I got the WeChat account of the girl I liked, Lu Lei got the phone number, Wang Dong This guy is the most ruthless, and he took the girl directly to eat supper, but his aesthetics are problematic, that girl looks like a female bear in the bear infested with Cuihua, it's really difficult for you to do it!"
Wang Dong blushed and said angrily: "Lao Tzu is happy! After three years of high school career, Lao Tzu is now the most important thing to get rid of singles, besides, what's wrong with that girl, isn't it just a little fatter, a little stronger, a little worse skin, and a little more ordinary." ”
"Yes, a person's appearance is given by his parents, and he has no right to choose. Gao Jun smiled and said: "As the saying goes, the ugly wife is close to the treasure of the family, and she will live in peace until she is old." ”
"No, Mr. Gao, you didn't see that girl, it was me, I really can't do it. Zhao Kun exaggeratedly said, mercilessly ridiculing his old friend.
Gao Jun patted Wang Dong on the shoulder and said, "Don't listen to him, when you really want to start, it's a big deal to stick Zhang Fei on the bed, Li Kui on the left, Zhong Kui on the right, and then look at the girl in the middle, you will think she has clear eyebrows!"
Everyone laughed, this trick was too bad, but it was very practical.
After laughing for a while, Gao Jun said with a straight face: "Laugh and laugh, make trouble, I can understand your eagerness to get rid of the list, and I am willing to teach you some experience."
But I don't want you to play with and hurt any girl, they have the same desperate desire to get rid of the single as you do, and can't wait to enjoy youth and good romance, so I want you to take it seriously. ”
Several teenagers hurriedly said: "Don't worry, Mr. Gao, if we focus on playing, we won't have to wait for now, high school girls seem to be easier to deceive, not to mention that we are all academic tyrants." ”
Gao Jun nodded with a smile: "Since you have found the girl you like, I hope you can take it seriously, and I hope you can both blossom and bear fruit."
Some people think that falling in love on campus is just a play, and they can't wait to be a groom every night, and there will be no results anyway.
These are the thoughts of stupid people, they want to play wantonly here, and then find a suitable woman to marry home in the future, but they don't know that their future daughter-in-law is also being played by others!"
Gao Jun's words made the faces of several teenagers turn green, but what he meant was that the teenagers all understood, correct their attitudes, don't let go if they have the right one, at this time there is still a chance to get a hand of original goods, and in the future, even second-hand goods will not be easy to meet.
A few teenagers touched the cold sweat on their foreheads and calmed down, then Zhao Kun said: "Don't worry, Mr. Gao, we will take it seriously, but now we still have to ask you for advice, since we have successfully accosted us, what should we do next?"
Gao Jun sneered: "The next step is to make an appointment!"
"The key is how to make an appointment? What if you rashly meet for dinner or something, and people refuse?" Lu Lei asked.
This is indeed a problem, Gao Jun thought for a while, and said: "It is the most difficult to fight when the first cannon, and the first date is to impress the girl, this has to be analyzed from the girl's side, Zhao Kun, which college is your sister paper from, and what major do you study?"
Zhao Kun immediately said: "The Institute of Science and Technology seems to be from the Department of Mathematics. ”
Gao Jun touched the stubble on his chin and thought about it, and said, "There's a way, didn't you add her WeChat, just send her a message now, and say that you will ask her to come to the cafeteria to eat now." ”
"It's just as straightforward, can this work?" Zhao Kun said embarrassedly.
"Don't worry, I'm not done yet. Gao Jun said with a smile: "Then write that I am taking the left corner opposite the door of the cafeteria as the origin of the coordinates, the long table swings to the X axis, the longitudinal direction is the Y axis, each seat is a unit, and I am in the position of the coordinates (23,11)!"
Gao Jun said while pointing to the position.
Zhao Kun and the others suddenly lit up, the other party is a science student, this is what they like!!
"Wonderful! Teacher Gao is Gao. Everyone praised.
"Yes, Mr. Gao's level of flirting with girls is indeed high!!" At this moment, a cold voice came from behind him.
Gao Jun was stunned for a moment, and several teenagers were even more shocked, and hurriedly bowed their heads and said, "Teacher Qi is good." ”
"Hmph, hello everyone, it's not as good as Teacher Gao. Qi Xinyue snorted coldly: "You boys are really good, you usually don't know how to do homework, I didn't see you find any teacher to ask for advice, but he asked him to ask for advice on how to flirt with his sister, what are you here for, do you want to study, do you need to call your parents now?"
Qi Xinyue is a well-known masked man, and his face is really scary, the teenagers have just experienced the horror of a high school teacher, and they still have palpitations, and they have a natural fear of teachers, and they dare not speak out one by one.
"Why don't you go to the kitchen quickly, go back to the classroom for me after eating, and take the test today!" Qi Xinyue said with a twisted eyebrow.
A few teenagers left dejectedly, no matter how education is reformed in the future, the majesty of the teacher will never change.
Qi Xinyue sat opposite Gao Jun, still with a strict face, and said: "Teacher Gao, you can be, you are worthy of being a high-achieving student who graduated from MIT, and you are really learning and applying, no wonder I will receive the message that the meal is OK and come down to Missy, Teacher Gao is really doing what he likes." ”
"Hehe...... "Hey, hey" Gao Jun laughed dryly, looked at her close at hand, her pretty face as bright as a flower, and said affectionately: "Actually, what I want to say to you is 'You don't come, I won't go away' and 'You jump, I jump'." ”
Qi Xinyue was slightly stunned, she is an English teacher, she naturally knows, if you don't come, I won't leave, but the latter sentence is of great significance, Titanic's classic lines, not only do you jump and I dance, but also imply the deep friendship between the two of them.
Thinking of the two of them almost falling in love last night, Qi Xinyue couldn't help but have crimson cheeks, the tenderness between her eyebrows was like water, and she raised her eyes to look at Gao Jun shyly, this guy was also staring at herself, she said shyly: "What do you see, you are not afraid of being seen by the students." ”
Gao Jun smacked his lips and said: "I still have some unreal feelings, although it is the eighteenth change of the female university, the more it changes, the better it looks, but you ...... Tut-tut, what a difference!"