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Qi Xinyue was a little sick to her stomach, the tenderness in her eyes disappeared in an instant, and she was furious: "You just poop, the dog can't spit out ivory!"

Because he was too excited, saliva naturally squirted, Gao Jun wiped his face and said, "If you want to have good skin, Mrs. oral liquid is the first choice." ”

"Phew!" Qi Xinyue was ashamed and annoyed, and deliberately sprayed him.

Gao Jun stretched out his hand and pretended to wash his face, and said, "You don't produce water, you're just a porter of oral secretions." ”

Qi Xinyue was completely speechless, and immediately used his nirvana: "You can still talk about people, don't say I'll go." ”

Gao Jun immediately surrendered and said, "Okay, ancestor, I have served, please sit down, please use it slowly." ”

Qi Xinyue smiled coldly, but she was very proud in her heart, women, blindly being tough to the end will only hurt both sides, so they should make good use of their innate advantages, combine rigidity and softness, be coquettish, be angry, and be gentle when they should be gentle.

She glanced at Gao Jun, picked up the vegetables and said, "These two poached eggs are for you, and I will eat the root intestines." ”

"Yes, yes. Gao Jun immediately said attentively: "But this meat sausage is too greasy, drink some soy milk after eating." ”

Qi Xinyue didn't doubt him, and smiled sweetly at him.

Watching her chew and eat the roasted sausage slowly, and drank the soy milk again, the milky white juice hung on her lips, and was gently swallowed into her stomach by the dexterous little tongue, and it was not good to see Gao Jun's whole person.

Qi Xinyue saw that his face was red and his ears were red, and his whole body was stiff, and she couldn't help laughing: "You stupidly look at what I'm doing, hurry up and eat, I'm going to go to class in a while." ”

Gao Jun responded, looked at the poached eggs on the plate, and muttered: "It's a pity that you are no longer poached eggs, you look more like dinosaur eggs, how can you change so 'big'!"

A big word, gnashing teeth.

Qi Xinyue asked, "What did you say?"

Gao Jun hurriedly interrupted: "I mean, how did you become a teacher?"

A woman's heart is always sensitive, Gao Jun asked like this, which made Qi Xinyue find that the two have not seen each other for many years, although the original friendship has not diminished, but after all, they have grown up, and there are still many things they don't understand, and everything has to start all over again.

She smiled generously: "Because I like to be a teacher, especially when I think of how you are always reprimanded by the teacher, hehe...... Besides, how good it is to be a teacher, an iron rice bowl, and winter and summer vacations. ”

"Iron rice bowl?" Gao Jun looked at her and smiled, "Do you know the origin of the iron rice bowl?"

Qi Xinyue shook her head, and Gao Jun said seriously: "It was a long, long time ago, in the evil feudal era, a landlord and an old rich man raised a lot of young and beautiful maids, one day, a beautiful maid accidentally broke a bowl, the master wanted to punish, the maid hurriedly knelt down and admitted her mistake,

The owner saw that her neck was fair and slender, her breasts were slightly exposed, and her curves were graceful. The next day, the maid woke up her napper, broke another bowl, and asked for punishment, and the master fulfilled her again. After that, the bowls were often broken, and the master was begged to punish him severely, sometimes three bowls a day, and the master was too old to resist, so he replaced all the dishes in the house with iron, and ordered the maid not to work from now on, and to pay according to her salary. And this is the origin of the 'iron rice bowl'. ”

Burst......

Qi Xinyue just drank all the soy milk squirted out, and this time it really has a beauty effect.

"You stinking rascal. Qi Xinyue said shy and angry: "When I was a child, I knew that you had the potential to be a hooligan, and now it really broke out." ”

Gao Jun said with an innocent face: "I'm just telling you a story and letting you learn more knowledge, why are you a hooligan?" I hope you remember that if a male leader says to give you an 'iron rice bowl' in the future, don't agree!"

Qi Xinyue comforted herself in her heart and said with a wry smile: "Okay, I know, you can eat quickly, you will have class in a while." ”

After speaking, Qi Xinyue's mobile phone rang, it was the prompt sound of WeChat, she took it out and looked at it, full of interest.

Gao Jun hurriedly leaned over and almost stuck with the girl, Qi Xinyue stretched out his hand to push away his big face, and said angrily: "The court, don't you come nonsense?"

"Then if there is no one around, you can come nonsense?" Gao Jun laughed.

"Don't play tricks on me. Qi Xinyue blushed, stretched her face is Yan Shi, and when she laughs, she is a charming little woman, switch freely.

Gao Jun couldn't help but think of the teacher series of Hatano Lao Shi, and in terms of appearance, Qi Xinyue is even better, and her figure is comparable, and she also likes to wear suits, but the buttons are tied too high, and it would be better to open a few more.

"Don't see it if you want to, don't twist your neck again. Looking at Gao Jun's giraffe-like appearance, Qi Xinyue is angry and funny.

Gao Jun immediately gave a thumbs up and said, "Honestly, give you a thumbs up!"

"What's so exciting about this?" Qi Xinyue said with a smile.

"Of course it's exciting, you know, this phone now holds people's huge secrets. Gao Jun said: "I once saw a husband and wife who were furious because the husband peeked at his wife's mobile phone, and even insisted on divorcing her husband, saying that the husband did not respect her and spied on her personal privacy without permission.

It's really hahaha, husband and wife, two people, clean and slip in a quilt to sleep, grab the toilet together in the morning, one squats in the pit, one can wash next to it, the least relationship, but just looking at the phone, it becomes a snooping privacy?"

Qi Xinyue also laughed: "Obviously, this woman is a person with a story, this is a manifestation of being a thief." ”

"That's right!" Gao Jun said: "Some people say that even husbands and wives should have the right to retain privacy, after all, everyone has their own secrets.

But I think that since we are husband and wife and choose to join hands for a lifetime, we should not have reservations, be honest, and share all the joys, sorrows and sorrows in life openly, so that we can call them partners!"

"I can't imagine that you guys have such thoughts and feelings. Qi Xinyue looked at him with a smile: "But I can also understand, I have been single for a long time, and I want my daughter-in-law to think about it, once I have it, I will naturally pay it wholeheartedly, and I want it to last forever!"

Gao Jun laughed and said: "What you said is so right, I just want my daughter-in-law to think about it, and I think that my hands are full of calluses." ”

"Cut, what does it matter to think about the daughter-in-law and hands...... Hooligans!" Qi Xinyue scolded with a red face.

Gao Junhun said nonchalantly: "It's okay now, I can finally say goodbye to Lu Chuxue's days and usher in a good day when the new moon is like a hook." ”

Qi Xinyue wanted to scold the street, but after thinking about it carefully, this sentence is rich in connotation.

The first snow is her name back then, and it is used as a verb by Gao Jun here, he said goodbye to the past, and he also said goodbye to the days of the first snow, the new moon is like a hook, implying her current name.

The two stared into each other's eyes, as if none of them existed in the noisy cafeteria, and the whole world was only each other.

It's just that this charming atmosphere didn't last long, and it was broken by Qi Xinyue's mobile phone ringing non-stop.

Gao Jun was authorized to watch from the sidelines, it turned out to be a chat group and a circle of friends that were constantly updated.

Qi Xinyue said: "This is the group of our class, and I pretended to be a girl in the class who mixed in. ”

"Wit. Gao Jun gave a thumbs up.

Qi Xinyue smiled smugly and said, "I don't want to snoop on their privacy, I just hope to be able to understand them more." ”

"Dedicated. Gao Jun continued to praise.

"They are quite honest, at least they haven't found any early love at present, and they usually chat very seriously, but sometimes I don't understand the content of the conversation, maybe there is a generation gap, right?" Qi Xinyue said: "For example, these two guys always say something inexplicable all day long." ”

Gao Jun took his mobile phone and looked at it, one of these two people was called Qiwu and the other was Qingying.

Gao Jun immediately smiled after reading it: "I also said that there is no early love, isn't this it!"

"What?" Qi Xinyue's eyes suddenly widened: "No, although the content of their chat is very strange, I don't see any ambiguity." ”

"This is obviously a couple's online name!" Gao Jun said.

The simple Qi Xinyue didn't understand after watching it for a long time, and Gao Jun smiled bitterly: "Give you some hints...... On the afternoon of hoeing day, Qingming river map, hematopoietic stem cells, compound grass coral. ”

"What's the mess?" Qi Xinyue noticed it, he bit the word in the middle very hard, and then looked at the screen names of these two people, and instantly had a flash of inspiration, and exclaimed: "Dance to figure out the shadow!"

"Clever!" Gao Jun smiled.

"Maybe it's a coincidence. Qi Xinyue still didn't believe it, and didn't believe that anyone dared to fall in love under her high-pressure rule: "It's that your own heart is too evil." ”

Gao Jun raised his chin and said, "You can take a look at their chat history." ”

Qi Xinyue looked at it and said, "It's really strange, why are they just some numbers that are not next to each other." ”

Gao Jun looked at the record, and the girl said '1, 3, 5, 7, 9', and the boy said '2, 4, 6, 18'.

"It's obviously a series of equal differences and proportional numbers. Gao Jun said: "Then their relationship is self-evident." ”

"Wait...... Insert!?" Qi Xinyue was shocked, and almost burst into a foul mouth, she slapped Gao Jun twice with her small fist, and said, "You are too dirty!"

"It's not me, it's them. Gao Jun said innocently.

"You're not a good thing either!" Qi Xinyue patted the case: "I'll ask them now, dare to play under my nose, it's too bold!"

Gao Jun shuddered for no reason, this girl broke out really amazingly.

Someone said before that if you marry a daughter-in-law, you have to find nurses and kindergarten teachers, because they are gentle and virtuous.

In fact, that's all, the gentleness they show, that's the need for work, is a manifestation of professionalism and professional ethics, treating infants and young children, as well as patients who are suffering from illness, they need gentle care,

But naughty children, arrogant patients always exist, and they who have been wronged and embarrassed need to be patient at work, but these pressures naturally have to find a place to release......

Therefore, marrying is risky, and you need to be cautious in choosing a mate.