The little hand was suddenly swallowed by Gao Jun, a damn guy, but it startled Hong Xia, who had encountered this situation for the first time in many years of medical practice.

She subconsciously withdrew her hand, but found that Gao Jun was biting his tongue depressor, his lips were holding his fingers, and he looked beautiful.

Hong Xia's face turned red, and she said angrily: "If you don't let go, I'll stab you to death!"

Gao Jun smiled and opened his mouth, Hong Xia's little hand was like a monkey who had escaped from trouble, and quickly pulled it back, glanced at Gao Jun, looked at his fingers with disgust, and took out an alcohol cotton to wipe it, as if Gao Jun was highly poisonous.

Gao Jun smiled triumphantly, this woman is like instant noodles, if you don't soak her, you will never be able to cook her.

"Looks like you'll have to keep learning about medicine. Gao Jun said: "How can your eight-centimeter tongue depressor stab someone to death? At least more than sixteen centimeters, this size, especially for women, is more deadly, I have seen it with my own eyes before, a small couple who are usually separated from each other, reunited after a long absence, and can't wait to make love."

Not long after that, the woman began to feel pain in her abdomen, and the severe pain was unbearable, and then she was in shock, and she went to the hospital to check that she found out that because the two were too fierce and the man was too brutal, the woman's corpus luteum sac ruptured and accompanied by intraperitoneal hemorrhage, and the man reached 16 cm, the dangerous standard line...... Tut-tut, it is said that there is no cultivated land, only tired cattle, now, if the cattle are too powerful, the land is also risky, this is exactly, there is a risk in popping, you need to be cautious!"

Hong Xia blushed, gritted her teeth and listened to Gao Jun say without touching the sky, after speaking, this woman who was extremely similar to Gao Jun's personality glanced at him, and said lightly: "You remember so clearly, don't you envy the size of others?!"

Gao Jun was stunned for a moment, he was originally teasing her, but in turn, she was not sarcastic.

Gao Jun patted the case: "Sixteen centimeters As for Lao Tzu's envy, Lao Tzu has a supreme killing weapon, I ......"

It seemed that Gao Jun was about to prove it on the spot, but at this moment, he suddenly heard the voice of the eldest sister of the team leader behind him: "Xiao Gao, what are you arguing about, hurry up and check, you will have to go to class later." ”

Gao Jun nodded depressedly, and said with a smile: "Sao Rui, Sao Rui, just now the doctor said that my indicators are normal, healthy like a superman, at the peak of life, and the best age for childbearing. ”

The eldest sister of the team leader didn't have time to listen to his nonsense, waved her hand to signal his attention, and then turned around and left.

Hong Xia held back a smile, her face was as red as fire, and when the eldest sister came over, she couldn't help but say: "Since you know about waste, you will be restrained in the future and use your dexterous hands less." ”

After speaking, without waiting for Gao Jun to speak, Hong Xia hurriedly stood up, walked to the light box of the eyesight test table with the electroplating roller, turned on the light, and said with a smile on her face: "Test your eyesight, stand at the door, and put one eye on it." ”

Gao Jun stood up depressedly, walked to the door, covered his left eye, and saw that Hong Xia pointed directly to the bottom 5.3 row as soon as he came up.

Look at Hong Xia standing upright, her posture is upright, the white coat can't wrap the perfect curve, and under the skirt is a well-mixed stocking calf, which is really fancy and slim.

Gao Jun looked at the one-eyed dragon and said, "D!"

"You are sick, the eye chart is E at most, where did you get D?" Hong Xia said angrily.

Gao Jun shook his head and said, "I can't get to E, at most it's D!"

Hong Xia rolled her eyes and understood that this bastard was not talking about an eye chart, but about his own cup.

She gritted her teeth and didn't speak, knowing that if she spoke, the bastard would inevitably hit the snake with the stick, and maybe tell the difference between D and E.

With a straight face, she pointed the plating roller directly at the biggest symbol.

Gao Jun glanced at it and said, "Sagging!"

"What did you say?" Hong Xia was furious.

Gao Jun said with a sincere face: "You said just now, there is only E on the eye chart, but now you are referring to the opening facing down, isn't it sagging!"

Hong Xia bit her silver teeth and pointed to an opening upward, Gao Jun immediately said, "Airport!"

"What does this mean?" Hong Xia asked depressedly.

"The smaller it is, the more upright it is. Gao Jun said.

Hong Xia was very loud and whipped him with a small stick, but she was afraid that this bastard would take out a bigger stick and whip herself, so she gritted her teeth and decided to endure it.

But then Gao Jun was very cooperative, wherever she pointed, Gao Jun would answer correctly: "Right, right, right......"

In fact, Gao Jun didn't see it at all, of course he could see it, but his psychological grasp was more accurate.

Hong Xia was afraid that he would continue to analyze indiscriminately, so she deliberately pointed to the real E.

"Alright, alright, 5.3." Hong Xia said angrily, anyway, this shell physical examination is a formality, and the school teacher has no requirements for eyesight, and there are more excessive myopia.

"Come and measure your height and weight. Hong Xia pointed to the scale and said.

Gao Jun stood on the scale, Hong Xia stretched out the tall ruler, Gao Jun was already nearly a head taller than her, and now she stood on the scale, nearly twenty centimeters higher, Hong Xia straightened her arms, and she couldn't reach the top of Gao Jun's head, and Gao Jun deliberately didn't help, Hong Xia was anxious to stand on tiptoe, who thought that she didn't stand firm, and she fell towards Gao Jun.

Gao Jun's hands were quick, and he held Hong Xia in his arms, warm and fragrant nephrite, and determined that it was indeed D, and there was a trend towards E.

Hong Xia was shy and anxious, and tried hard to break free, Gao Jun hugged her and smiled and said: "Wow, this kind of physical examination activity is really special, your examination method is also kind, vivid, novel, affordable, visible, touchable, I will definitely participate in the next physical examination." ”

"Get out of the way!"

Hong Xia finally pushed Gao Jun away, and when she turned around, she found several other teachers standing at the door, both men and women, looking at them dumbfounded.

Hong Xia was embarrassed, and she couldn't wait to die with Gao Jun.

She pretended to be calm and walked back to her seat, and wrote as she said in a panic: "One meter eight tall and one hundred and eighteen ...... weight"

Before he finished speaking, he heard Gao Jun say: "The handsome young man has not started a family, which flower falls into my house." ”

Hong Xia was dizzy and wrote these two sentences.

At first glance, it is quite smooth, one meter eight tall, one hundred and eight pounds, the handsome young man has not started a family, which flower falls into my house.

This damn bastard!

Hong Xia angrily tore the wrong physical examination form to shreds, took a new one, and filled in Gao Jun's basic data, the height is actually 1.86 meters, the weight is 85 kilograms, and the binocular vision is 5.3, writing that there is a comprehensive assessment in the back, Hong Xia hesitated for a long time with the pen, I don't know whether it is better to write bastard bastards, or to write shameless sluts.

She gritted her teeth and wrote a comment notarized, her health was outrageous, and she also responded to the sentence, good people don't live long, and disasters live for thousands of years.

"Write your name in the name field. Hong Xia said angrily.

Gao Jun picked up the pen and wrote down his name, Hong Xia didn't raise her eyes, but her face, ears, and even her neck were flushed: "Next!"

Gao Jun turned around with a smile, and a male teacher behind him rushed in happily, thinking that he would also enjoy the treatment of a beautiful doctor's hug, but unfortunately only Hong Xia's cold poker face was facing him.

The physical examination activity has now come to an end, and the medical staff are packing up their things, especially the male doctor who collected urine samples is talking to his colleagues: "Now college students are of high quality, not only helpful but also smart, just now the two students know that these urine samples are not easy to take, easy to spill out, so I specially found a wide tape to help me seal it, go back to find a needle to extract, not only will not spill, even the smell is gone, I look at the method after our hospital can learn from it." ”

Other doctors also praised the high-quality college students who are now high-quality.

Gao Jun happened to hear these words, and immediately narrowed his eyes.

In addition to the blood samples taken and directly taken to the refrigerated storage, the others are placed at the door of the laboratory, and there is a small tray where different urine samples and fecal samples of different people are placed, and the patient's name is pasted on the outside of the vessel or the examination list is placed below.

But Gao Jun always felt that this was not very appropriate, what if the name card fell off, what if there was a physical examination person who wanted to hide his illness and exchanged his own with someone else's, of course, the hospital would say that we are only responsible for testing, it doesn't matter who it is.

If Zhang San's urine sample is bet on Li Si's checklist, if Zhang San has any uremia, the report that comes out is indeed Li Si's, Li Si knows that he is terminally ill, and he is in a hurry to sell his wealth again, squander and enjoy it, and then find an enemy to take revenge, and then sentence him to ten or twenty years but not die, whose responsibility is this?

Of course, Gao Jun was also cranky, thinking about it, he laughed, but he suddenly felt that something was wrong when he smiled.

He thought of Dong Mingwei's determined face, and instantly understood the means they were going to use.

I don't know how Dong Mingwei bought off the students, that is, the person who helped the doctor seal the urine sample plastic cup just now, their enthusiasm and initiative will make the doctor trust and relax, the most important thing is that everyone's name is pasted on it, but the available stickers are very ordinary.

There are so many of these things in school, you don't need to change the fluid, because that thing has harsh chemicals, so sometimes for the sake of neatness, if there is a typo, you use this small sticker to cover it.

So, just find a sticker, get a plastic cup, get a urine sample of a real flower willow disease patient, and then paste Gao Jun's name.

Small means, but big help.

Gao Jun frowned, she had previously connected peerless powerhouses such as Stealth Man and Green Grass Man, although she died nine times in her life, she still won, so Dong Mingwei was really not worth mentioning in his eyes, and he didn't care too much.

And today I almost capsized in the gutter, and if they let their little trick succeed, it's really hard to say.

At this moment, the class bell rang, the huge campus instantly fell silent, the students returned to the teachers, and the teachers went to class.

In the teaching building, only Gao Jun and the medical staff who came for a physical examination were still busy, Gao Jun looked at the urine samples that were placed outside, thinking about how to change the day......