Chapter 392: The Ant Army
Gao Jun was very enthusiastic to go to the doctors, help them clean up together, and looked for an opportunity to start.
Regardless of whether Dong Mingwei and the others really did what they guessed, Gao Jun would not take the risk, what he had to do now was very simple, that is, to put a sticker with his name in the urine sample on Dong Mingwei's urine sample.
However, the male doctor was packing the urine sample with a disgusted face, and fortunately the kind student sealed it with wide tape, but it still disgusted him, even though it was his job.
But even so, he still refused Gao Jun's help, and he put it alone in disgust.
Gao Jun was very depressed, and after waiting for a long time, he didn't have a chance to start, so he couldn't knock them all out.
Seeing that everyone was almost cleaned up, he walked out in a mighty way, maybe he was embarrassed in front of his colleagues, or maybe Gao Jun had too much fun just now, so Hong Xia never ignored him, as if he was a stranger.
The hospital is not far from the school, the others cleaned up very smoothly, the person in charge of blood collection left first, more than 20 blood collection plastic tubes were placed in the refrigerator, just like a satchel on the back and left, and other blood collection tools were thrown away directly at one time, which can be described as light and simple.
The most troublesome thing is Hong Xia, the scales and eye charts have to be carried out, and there are cars outside, but because the school prohibits vehicles from entering, they can only wait at the door.
Although these two things are not very heavy, Hong Xia can't take them away at once, she raised her eyes to look at Gao Jun, and was about to ask for help, when suddenly the male doctor who was in charge of collecting urine samples came over and said, "Doctor Hong, I'll help you move it." ”
After speaking, without waiting for Hong Xia to agree, she immediately lifted the fluttering light box.
Hong Xia frowned, and Gao Jun sneered.
This guy is a two-hundred-and-five, and he doesn't even move the reason of being anxious, and he dares to be courteous to beautiful women.
The light box fluttering Hong Xia can also be moved, the key is that she can't carry this weighty scale, since she wants to please the beauty, of course she has to solve her problem.
For example, Gao Jun was very eye-catching, and immediately said, "I'll help you carry this." ”
Hong Xia glanced at him, and Gao Jun didn't need to say much, as if it was natural for him to help him, who let this bastard always take advantage of himself.
The male doctor glanced at Gao Jun, in fact, he didn't want to lift heavy objects, of course it was a good thing for someone to volunteer, and looking at Hong Xia's performance, he thought that the two didn't know each other, just a stranger who was kind and not threatening.
Therefore, the male doctor carried the light box, leaned next to Hong Xia, and chatted about lame topics, Hong Xia responded without a word, and the three of them walked out together.
Not far from the building, I heard someone shouting behind me, "Doctor, your things have been dropped." ”
The two doctors were stunned for a moment, turned their heads to look, and saw a boy pointing to the grass next to him.
When the two of them looked at it, they saw a small plastic box, which was used to collect urine samples, and there was a dark yellow liquid in it, which was also sealed with wide tape, and the name was attached to it.
The male doctor frowned strangely, looked at the large package he was carrying, and the urine samples were all inside, and he couldn't help muttering, "How did you bring it out?"
When I looked up again, the boy was gone.
The male doctor was still holding the eye chart light box in his hand, Hong Xia walked over and bent down to pick it up, and the male doctor hurriedly put down the light box and ran over, saying, "Don't don't, I'll pick it up, don't dirty your hands with this thing." ”
Hong Xia smiled slightly and said, "We are doctors, we haven't seen any flesh and blood, how can there be such a taboo." ”
"It's not an operation, I'll do it. The male doctor insisted.
It's just such a, the two are still hypocritical, the more polite they are, the more it shows that the relationship between the two is not good.
Just like I heard before, when a table of friends was eating, two men rushed to settle the bill, and finally they fought and the two actually fought, and one used a wine bottle to open the other's head.
This kind of politeness is actually hypocrisy.,There's a sense of braggaking and showing off.。。
Really good brothers, good friends go out to eat, it doesn't matter who checks out, you settle today, I'll come next time, it's natural.
It's like the two people in front of me, because they are still fighting with each other because of picking up something, it's a bit too much.
Hong Xia is grateful to the male doctor for helping him get the light box, and the male doctor is naturally to show his gentlemanly demeanor in front of beautiful women.
After going back and forth, the male doctor finally bent down and reached out to pick it up, and at the same time, the male doctor exclaimed, "Hey, is this little guy going with me too?"
He raised his hand to look at Hong Xia, and it turned out that there was a small ant crawling on the back of his hand.
Hong Xia smiled slightly, but girls are naturally afraid of snakes, insects, rats and ants, and this kind of psychology makes Hong Xia suddenly feel a little itchy on her body, as if countless ants are crawling.
At this moment, he suddenly lowered his head, and was shocked to see the male doctor next to him, under the white coat was a pair of cropped shorts, revealing his calves, and at this time his ankles were already crawling with ants, and then looking at his stockings, his beautiful legs were also densely crawled with ants.
"Ah......h
Hong Xia suddenly let out a heart-rending scream, she was afraid of snakes, insects, rats and ants, but when she suddenly saw so many crawling on her, she was suddenly frightened and fell to the ground with a scream, desperately slapping with both hands.
The male doctor also screamed and fell to the ground, reaching out for fear of hitting his leg.
But these little ants were not afraid of death, and gathered more and more, as if they were food for winter storage, and the huge army of ants rushed up to them, wanting to bite off a piece of flesh and take them back to store.
The ants gathered more and more, and the two of them panicked, and were so frightened that they kept patting, beating, and hammering with their hands, completely losing their square inches.
The more force you exert against such small things, the less you can do to them.
For example, if you use your fist to smash an ant, you may not even be able to hit it, but if you use your little finger to gently crush it, it will immediately crush it to pieces.
But now that the two of them were scared stupid, how could they still stay calm, and the male doctor had already begun to roll on the ground in a frenzy.
Hong Xia also sat on the ground in a panic, clapping her hands and kicking her feet, regardless of what she was wearing in her skirt, naked.
"Help!" Hong Xia shouted at Gao Jun.
Gao Jun was also a little surprised when he stood aside, how could so many ants suddenly attack people? This is an ordinary little ant, not a terrifying military ant or spear ant in the rainforest, if they encounter such a terrifying existence, these two people are afraid that they will have been gnawed into a pile of white bones.
Although there are a large number of small ants, but the harm is not great, it will only arouse people's fear of intensity, even if they bite them, at this stage they will only gnaw off the excess keratin and dead skin outside the skin, just like the small fish in the health hall gnawing their feet, which is also good for the body, it can be regarded as ant therapy!
However, when she heard Hong Xia's call for help, she was already scared out of the sky, and the security guard at the door was also alarmed.
Gao Jun rolled his eyes, immediately rushed forward, and shouted anxiously: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm going to pee, I always used urine to water ants when I was a child, they are most afraid of this, I'll give them a flood now." ”
Seeing that Gao Jun was about to untie her pants, Hong Xia's face turned even paler, although she was a surgeon, as she said, what kind of flesh and blood feces and urine, even the internal organs were used to it, but no man had ever urinated on herself, and she felt disgusting when she thought about it.
She gritted her teeth and said, "Is there no other way?"
Gao Jun rolled his eyes, looked around, and said, "Yes, you hold on." ”
After speaking, Gao Jun turned around and ran, looking very resolute.
Hong Xia knew that he would not throw himself away and run away, and the male doctor beside him was completely frightened crazy, rolling all over the ground, but he couldn't get rid of those ants, but there were more and more.
Hong Xia's situation was not much better, the dense ants kept crawling on her legs, clapping their hands violently, kicking their legs, trying to keep calm.
In fact, the harm of small ants is really not great, at least there is no severe pain, but this swarm, thousands of ants, will instantly break people's psychological defense.
It's just that no matter how they toss, there are more and more ants, and it should be dangerous if it continues like this.
Gao Jun ran away, the security guard at the door came, Hong Xia sat calmly on the ground, but the male doctor next to him was already frightened and rolled into the grass, where it was the nest of ants.
The security guard rushed over, saw the situation, immediately took off his shirt, and frantically slapped the male doctor, but with little effect.
Fortunately, at this time, Gao Jun appeared again, holding a large plastic bag in his hand, which contained a lot of red chili powder.
Hong Xia was overjoyed when she saw it, knowing that this guy would not abandon herself, and she also knew that he would definitely have a way, just like the previous few times.
Gao Jun quickly rushed over, grabbed a large handful of chili powder, and quickly sprinkled it on Hong Xia's legs, and the effect was naturally immediate.
The little ants are most afraid of these things with pungent tastes, such as paprika, green onions, ginger, garlic, camphor, mint, etc.
As soon as the paprika is sprinkled, swarms of ants begin to fall in a flutter, crackling like raindrops.
"Use this!" Gao Jun shouted, throwing the plastic bag at the security guard.
The security guard immediately followed suit, and a large amount of chili powder was sprinkled on the male doctor.
found an effective way, Hong Xia also calmed down, grabbed a handful of chili powder from Gao Jun's hand, like applying body lotion, Gao Jun did the same, and began to apply it to her other leg, thin glass stockings, slender calves, round ankles......
When he got started, it was more itchy than ants crawling, Hong Xia looked at him with white eyes, and said, "Are you helping me, and you are taking the opportunity to eat tofu?"
"Bite me Lu Dongbin again, right?" Gao Jun snorted, decisively gave up Hong Xia, and went in the direction of the male doctor to help.
Although he left resolutely, Hong Xia felt a little uncomfortable, as if he had really wronged him.
In fact, Gao Jun went to the package thrown by the male doctor next to him, there were a lot of urine samples in it, and he was worried about how to steal the day, so the opportunity appeared......