Shengda's wedding continued, and after two rounds of strong drinking, he completely entered the state of bragging and not being in a state of four or six.

pulled Wu Xiaoyi to toast from table to table, which brought the female scientist an incomparable shock.

Not only to Gao Jun, but also to all the drunken and braggart men in the world, the highest respect, I really doubt how they thought of these words, and with what kind of face and mentality they said them.

At the wedding banquet, the most enduring topic is naturally to ask about the love process, even if Gao Jun has given a lot of answers, there are still people who ask when you change the table, how did you meet, how did you pursue?

Gao Jun squinted his hazy drunken eyes, held a wine glass, and gave a new statement: "This thing is a coincidence, once I went to the beach to swim, that day the wind and waves were strong, and I didn't know that the swimming trunks fell off when I came out of the water, so I walked out in a daze, but she was seen by the shore, and it didn't take long for her to take the initiative to come and confess to me, and then I got married!"

Everyone was a little confused when they heard it, but the genius Wu Xiaoyi instantly understood, and immediately felt like a crab on a steamer, her face was red and transparent, and she wanted to smash the wine bottle in her hand on Gao Jun's head.

The waves washed away the swimming trunks, and I didn't know how to get out of the water, and I was seen by the old lady, and then I immediately accosted you?

Wu Xiaoyi was lucky, and finally Gao Jun summed up with his tongue: "If you want to flirt with a sister and chase a girl, in the final analysis, there are two points, big money, and rough tools!"

In the midst of people's laughter, Wu Xiaoyi smiled and gently handed a bottle of liquor to Gao Jun, and said, "Drink some water and sober up." ”

Gao Jun really drank too much, and he blew it without looking at the bottle, and only after drinking a small half bottle did he smack his lips and said, "Is this water mixed with wine?"

Wu Xiaoyi was unintentional for a while, but she had to say that this unlucky Gao Jun is indeed different, one question can make up eight answers for you, without repeating the same, and each has its own characteristics.

Fortunately, Gao Jun didn't talk about chasing his daughter's sister anymore, but talked about his life after marriage, which naturally started with his honeymoon.

This Gao Jun seems to have a kind of magic, just like the announcer on the radio, with his voice, he can make people immersive and exciting.

"We are northerners, and we are naturally accustomed to seeing the majesty of the black soil in the north, the magnificence of the grassland, and the vast blue sea. Gao Jun and one person hooked their shoulders and said: "So this time I want to go south, take a look at the softness of the south of the Yangtze River, go to see the misty and rainy water town, and take a canopy boat to listen to the commentary."

Go to the country's largest film and television city to be an extra for a day and experience the feeling of acting.

Try that fatty hairy crab, I seem to smell the ginger vinegar now.

Learn from Fan Li to take the beauty on the lake and enjoy the grand scenery of the seventy-two peaks.

Go to the Yueyang upstairs to feel the noble feelings of the ancient sages who were worried about the world.

Oh, I have time to go to Jiangnan Leather Factory to see if the boss has any other sisters-in-law......"

Gao Jun's description is fascinating, indeed, I am big in the sky, thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, full of flowers, every place has a story, every place is worth appreciating.

However, this requires a certain cultural background, and if you don't know what to do, you can only look at the flowers, if you are a person of insight, even if you see a mound, a wasteland, you can think of many wonderful allusions.

Wu Xiaoyi felt as if she had been boating on the lake with a man with a beautiful face.

The same words, in different people but have different ideas, some people have the same idea as Wu Xiaoyi, they are aroused by Gao Jun's words to travel, some people are thinking about the places they have walked, reminiscing about the beauty they have seen, and some people are following his words and thinking, how to intercept and kill along the way, where to ambush if the interception fails, what if the ambush does not succeed, in short, we must take the opportunity to kill them.

At this time, Gao Jun was very drunk, his tongue was cut in two, and he would fall asleep under the table at any time when he staggered, this drunken state was not transferred by human will, even specially trained agents could not resist such a large amount of alcohol, this was the natural reaction of the human body.

What's more, Gao Jun is still drinking, and the more he drinks, the more he gets drunk, the more he gets drunk, and people will begin to repeat one of the things that impressed him the most.

It's like someone who misses their first love when they drink too much, and someone who wants to beat up their enemies when they drink too much, every time.

Drinking and spitting out the truth is a truth that has been tested for thousands of years.

In the end, after Gao Jun finished talking about all the honeymoon plans, he was completely drunk, and the state was like a dead man, but he breathed more than a dead man, thunder could not move, he could not wake up when he shouted, and he was in a state of deep drunkenness.

Four strong comrades-in-arms worked together to carry him upstairs, and fortunately this was a big hotel, and there were countless rooms upstairs that could be accommodated.

After settling Gao Jun and confirming that he was only drunk, his comrades left, leaving only a bewildered bride.

Wu Xiaoyi couldn't cry or laugh, feeling as if she had returned to ancient times.

Most of the marriages in ancient times were arranged, usually the orders of the parents, the words of the matchmaker, the middle husband and wife could not meet, and it was unlucky to see the bride before marriage, this statement is simply unimaginable now, and now there are many people who have children before marriage.

But this was the case in ancient times, the vast majority of couples met for the first time when they entered the cave room, and it was fashionable at that time to fall in love after the cave room, and the ancients also had an avant-garde side.

On the day of the cave room, the bride sat at the head of the bed with her head covered and waited nervously, and most of the people who waited were drunk husbands like Gao Jun.

Wu Xiaoyi also wanted to be like a bride in ancient times, secretly looking at this strange 'husband'.

"Snoring, bad reviews!" Wu Xiaoyi commented: "My feet are too smelly, and the bad reviews are ......"

After a while, Wu Xiaoyi gave a five-star negative review, women are emotional, and they always find fault and regret it after the dust settles on one thing, so in decades of marriage, women are often heard saying: "I knew that I wouldn't marry you in the first place." ”

But at the end of the day, life is still the same.

There are a lot of Gao Jun, but Wu Xiaoyi's wine is just right, slightly drunk and half-drunk, her face is flushed, and she feels a little dizzy, but she is comfortable all over.

Sitting in front of the mirror, looking at the way she looks in her wedding dress, she thinks she is the most beautiful bride in the world.

Wu Xiaoyi couldn't help but play with her mobile phone, taking selfies, various poses, various shapes, and some restrictive levels, switching freely between pure and sexy, which is the reason why the mobile phone camera function is getting more and more powerful, and the camera phone is selling better and better.

Originally, Wu Xiaoyi was very happy to play by herself, but the unlucky Gao Jun vomited.

Even if the trash can was brought for the first time, the wedding dress was still stained, which made Wu Xiaoyi go crazy for a while, and secretly slapped Gao Jun twice, and found that he was still like a dead man, full of helplessness.

Stripped off Gao Jun's dirty clothes, pinched his nose and cleaned it up, peeked at Gao Jun's body wearing only boxers a few times, and in front of the mirror, he took off his wedding dress with a red face, and his white and flawless body was revealed, like white jade, carved like ivory, flawless.

Humming a song, Meimei took a shower, wrapped in a bath towel and came out, only to find that there was only one bed.

Although it was still early, she was really tired, and she got up in the early morning to put on makeup, which was another toss, and now she is also sleepy.

Fortunately, Gao Jun almost died, she gritted her teeth, lifted the quilt and got in, she was very nervous, kept a distance from Gao Jun at all times, but it didn't take long to fall asleep.

I don't know how long it was, it was getting late outside, it was surprisingly quiet, there was no sound at all, as if it was isolated from the world.

Gao Jun, who was drunk and unconscious, suddenly opened his eyes, and his sharp eyes were like a sharp sword rising into the sky, but his body did not move, as if he had just come back to life.

"Don't you dare to come if I'm so drunk?" Gao Jun muttered to himself, thinking that someone at the scene would take advantage of his drunkenness to assassinate, and if he used the Ability, it might be even more successful, but obviously they were very cautious.

Gao Jun looked sideways, pouted, and said: "Grab the quilt, bad reviews, kick the quilt, bad reviews, wear a nightgown, bad reviews ......"

After Gao Jun gave Wu Xiaoyi the same five-star bad review, he helped her cover the quilt and lay down and continue to sleep, which seemed to be overestimating the enemy.

Of course, if you want to think about it, Gao Jun has not relaxed his vigilance in the slightest, they are setting up a trap for the enemy, and the enemy is not paralyzing them.

The female photographer's body recognition announcement was announced, and suddenly some suspects disappeared, and some actions were terminated, Gao Jun and Wu Xiaoyi were no longer harassed and molested, and there were no signs.

In particular, it can be seen that Wu Xiaoyi is very relaxed.

As the saying goes, born in sorrow, died in peace.

A comfortable and peaceful life can best polish people's vigilance and enterprising, and often crises will always break out at this time, so the sages will say such an aphorism.

However, nothing really happened that night, and the powerful organization still had a deterrent effect on the enemy.

After sleeping for more than ten hours, Gao Jun got up full of energy, and the noise also woke up Wu Xiaoyi.

Wu Xiaoyi's hair was scattered, she sat up with sleepy eyes, yawned big, a big crystal teardrop overflowed from the corner of her eye, and she stretched out comfortably.

Gao Jun watched at the door, this lazy waist is really stretched, with a slender neck, round shoulders, charming collarbones, even the ribs are clear, the lower abdomen is so flat, and the small navel is like a pear vortex and smiles.

Of course, the main thing is the pair of rich snow white, which at first glance looks like two small tombs, with two red cherries on both sides.

"Ahh

"Where are my clothes?" Wu Xiaoyi asked in surprise.

Gao Jun smiled and said: "At 3:24 in the morning, you may be too hot and take it off yourself, this night you turned over to the left sixteen times, eighteen times to the right, kicked the quilt twenty-two times, got up at night to go to the toilet once, and went to the toilet without closing the door......"

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I'm sorry, there was an emergency last night, and I have to see the children during the summer vacation, and the update is slow, so please be considerate and supportive, thank you.