Shi Zhengfei's calf made a glass of liquor, but set up a rule: "Brother, I made a sample, so I will do it, but if you want to serve the table, you will toast across the table, first make a glass of liquor and then talk about others." ”

"You're definitely fucking targeting me!" Gao Jun scolded angrily: "When you get married, if I don't call you a brother, Lao Tzu won't be surnamed Gao!"

Shi Zhengfei also lost his temper after a glass of wine, slapped the table and said: "It's okay, even if you call me my daughter-in-law Mom, I don't care about the fuck, I'll knock you down today." ”

"Okay, it's rare for you kid*, come!" Gao Jun picked up a glass of white wine and drank it all, and he was arrogant.

Today's attendees, only Gao Jun's comrades-in-arms have three tables, and there are two tables of colleagues from the security department, and the leader has a separate table, as the groom naturally has to toast from table to table, and every table of guests must be toasted, but according to this rule, he must first make a glass of liquor at each table, and these guys are absolutely not allowed to use mineral water or Sprite to fill up.

After a glass of wine, Gao Jun also drank his pride, so he followed this rule.

This glass of wine on the table, ordinary people are enough to choke, not to mention the red white beer on the table, and the three cups of plenum, just after one round, Gao Jun began to see more, his face was flushed, his eyelids drooped, and his tongue was short but there were many words.

Wu Xiaoyi naturally wanted to follow him around to toast, the first time she saw a man drinking so ferociously, that heroic feeling made her a little infected, and even poured herself a small glass, and after just taking a sip, her tongue was numb.

"Lao Gao, Lao Gao, tell me, how did such a beautiful daughter-in-law catch up?" Not everyone knows the truth, and the wine is strong, of course some people will ask.

Gao Jun took a sip of wine, straddled the chair with a grin, smiled disdainfully, and said, "Isn't it beautiful? ”

"Hey, Lao Gao, I haven't seen you for many years, and your pretending skills have reached a higher level. Someone laughed and said.

"It's not just going to the next level, it's just pretending to be a little expert. The good brothers quipped.

"What do you mean by pretending to be forced, is this the truth?" Gao Jun pretended to be serious: "We met somewhere on the street, after looking at each other for a while, I stretched out my hand, and she put her hand in my palm, and they held hands together like this, aren't they all like this when they fall in love, aren't you?"

Gao Jun's rhetorical question immediately caused critical damage to everyone, and everyone was furious: "You fucking don't pretend to be forced to die!?"

"Don't you know Lao Gao, does he have a fucking truth in his mouth?" someone said on the sidelines.

"Let's ask the bride, it must be this bastard who is dead-faced, stalking, bringing you food in the morning, playing the piano downstairs at night, going to your parents' house to do housework on the weekends, and persevering for years to chase you down. ”

"Impossible, Lao Gao, this guy does things the most unscrupulously, and he is unscrupulous in order to achieve his goals, brother and sister, you tell the truth, did this product drug you?"

Wu Xiaoyi blushed, and she didn't know what to say at all, because everything was fake.

However, although the method they say is old-fashioned or radical, it is not bad to think about it, if there is a man who is really for himself, can deliver breakfast every day, accompany him downstairs at night, and know how to take care of his parents, and does not hesitate to drug in order to pursue a woman, this seems to be a sincere performance.

She peeked at Gao Jun and was inexplicably flustered.

But Gao Jun felt that she was embarrassed, and immediately raised his glass and said: "I'll rub, don't you talk nonsense, we are here to meet love around the corner, confirm the eyes, and meet the right person...... Well, well, I'll be honest, in fact, she sent it with a phone bill. ”

"What?" Everyone was disdainful, and they were about to rush up and pour wine, and Wu Xiaoyi was also a little surprised.

Gao Jun said proudly: "Actually, I once charged the phone bill, but the wrong number was charged, and then I called and hoped that the other party would refund, but I didn't expect it to be her, so we naturally chatted, and then got married." ”

This is really fate!

Some people are still sincere, and Wu Xiaoyi is also longing, which is actually not bad.

"Don't listen to his nonsense, this bastard hasn't paid his own phone bill. Shi Zhengfei blushed and resolutely denied it with his tongue, he was in charge of Gao Jun's logistics equipment and had the most right to speak.

"You really don't tell the truth, no, pour him, wait for him to spit out the truth after drinking!"

This time, everyone really rushed up, and there was a loophole in the drink bottle, pinching Gao Jun's nose and opening it, white beer, and the atmosphere was extremely warm.

This is just a table, Gao Jun is already drunk, but the more people who drink too much, the more they will not admit that they are drunk, but the more they drink, the more fierce they become, the wine is dry, turn on a flashlight, and they dare to climb up along the pillar of light.

Gao Jun came to the leader's table slowly, in fact, he should be the first to toast the leader, but those bastards are too fierce, and the leader doesn't care.

There are three leaders at this table, Gao Jun is acquainted, none of them are big officials, but they have a long deal to deal with, some are in charge of finance, some are in charge of equipment, and the other is resource allocation, as for the other people at the same table, they are just familiar.

However, as a disciplined force, they all advance and retreat together, and pay the most attention to the spirit of unity and cooperation, so when they encounter weddings and funerals, even if they are not familiar with them, they will be present to participate.

Moreover, there may be enemies among these people.

"Xiao Gao, don't pay attention to those rough killers, we don't need to make a glass of white wine first, just drink a glass of red wine. "The leader in charge of logistics is always so kind, but this big glass of red wine has a lot of stamina.

But Gao Jun doesn't care, now he has reached the realm of wine to the bottom of the glass, drink a glass of red wine before sitting down, the bride personally poured wine for everyone, and the leaders asked with concern: "How did you catch such a beautiful girl?"

Asking and asking is still this, it feels as if Lao Tzu can't chase after the beautiful girl, if Tong Ling, Han Jingjing, Qi Xinyue, Zhang Jiao and they are pulled together, they must not scare you to death.

Gao Jun's wine was surging, his blood was surging, and he opened his mouth and said: "Actually, it's nothing, isn't chasing girls now just spending money, so I'm going to spend my life, buy whatever I want, it's all famous brands, don't want me to buy it, I owe hundreds of thousands of debts, and I'm ready to pay it off slowly after marriage, so in terms of salary, I will ask the leaders to take care of it in the future." ”

The leader suddenly smiled bitterly, shook his head and said: "It's your business to owe debts, and your husband must be paid according to the regulations, I can't help it, but if you can hold a beauty, it's worth it no matter how much you spend." ”

Wu Xiaoyi, who was pouring wine on the side, also nodded, although money cannot represent love, but if there is a person who has no reservations about you in terms of money, it is undoubtedly a kind of favor for girls, and this is also a love experience.

Although Gao Jun is nonsense from beginning to end, whether it is meeting love around the corner, holding hands at first sight, or knowing you with the wrong phone bill, even if it is the love that is piled up with all her life, Wu Xiaoyi feels very excited, looking at herself wearing a wedding dress and a wedding dress with a bride written on it, at this moment she realized that she had missed so much beauty in life.

Being pursued by others is the most wonderful part of a woman's youth, but she has always spent it in the laboratory, and the only thing that pursues her is bacteria and viruses, such a life is too boring.

This fake marriage, although it is related to her life and death, but now she cares more about life, everyone has to die, but there is a difference between morning and evening, some people die prematurely, but they are peaceful and satisfied, their lives are brilliant and wonderful, and they have no regrets in the face of the end.

Although some people can live for a hundred years, they may be full of sorrow, or spend it in remorse and pain, how many people are still in their sixties and seventies and still carry the debts of their children and work endlessly every day.

"Hey, bride, tell me how the hell this guy tricked you?"

Wu Xiaoyi's perception was interrupted by a voice, her face turned red, and she said with an embarrassed expression: "I forgot too, it doesn't seem to be anything, it's very ordinary." ”

"Okay, don't make a fuss, see if the bride is even red. The logistics leader stood up and said: "Come on, Xiao Gao, have a drink, and I wish you a happy marriage." ”

Gao Jun hurriedly raised his glass and said: "Thank you, leader, but before drinking, I want to ask, can this marriage leave be approved for a few more days, I am going to take her out for a honeymoon and the New Year." ”

"Where are you going, how many days do you have to rest?" the leader asked.

"I'm going to go to the warm south to see, she has already seen a tour group, today you give a leave, we will sign up in the evening, and we can set off in a group next year." Gao Jun said drunkly, kept burping, his eyelids were almost open, when he was still full of longing and said: "Good men are determined to be in all directions, the four seas are home, and it is only enjoyable to travel the world.

From us, it belongs to the Bohai Sea, then crosses the Yellow Sea, enters the East China Sea, and finally reaches the South China Sea, and then swims all over Dongting Lake, Poyang Lake, Chaohu Lake, Taihu Lake, Hongze Lake. ”

*, originally it sounded boundless, and it was difficult to see it all in a lifetime, but after Gao Jun said this, the scope was instantly narrowed in people's hearts, and almost everyone had the ability to take a walk and take a look, and the pride was undiminished.

Wu Xiaoyi's eyes flashed, and she had some small expectations in her heart, Gao Jun is indeed a person who understands life, of course, it is mainly reflected in being able to play.

In the first few days when he came to the capital, he ate the most famous roast mutton, roast mutton, shabu mutton and sauce mutton, which can be called the stubborn master.

Wu Xiaoyi is looking forward to what kind of journey it will be?

At the same time, she is also very strange, since she went on a blind date with Gao Jun, she seems to have forgotten her own research, forgot those genetic codes, why only want to play?

Looking at the drunken Gao Jun, she felt that this was the truth that the one who is close to Zhu is red, and the one who is close to ink is black, just like the semester when I was a child and sat at the same table with naughty scumbags, my grades once slipped to the third place in the whole grade group, and I lost the championship, and sure enough, I was too easily influenced by others......