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On the bank of the small river at the east end of Xiaobakou Village, there was a beautiful woman who had just finished washing her clothes.

Her name is Yang Hua, she is twenty-eight years old this year, which is the most beautiful age for a woman, as beautiful as a moon flower.

The goose egg has a small face, willow eyebrows, big eyes, a small cherry mouth, and the skin is white and tender like a freshly peeled egg.

In August, the heat was breathless, Yang Hua's body was even more drenched in sweat, and the flower skirt was also soaked.

This skirt is chiffon, and when it gets wet, it seems to be translucent, and the white flower body is very attractive. Even she couldn't help but look down a few more times.

"Alas!"

Yang Hua sighed in her heart, since the death of the dead ghost in the family, she has never touched a man again, it is a pity for this body.

Such a stunner, who became a widow at a young age, not only herself, but also the villagers of Xiaobakou Village who don't feel pity.

"Oops!"

Yang Hua was about to get up, but she didn't want to slip under her feet and slipped into the river.

Fortunately, she is proficient in water and quickly stabilized her figure.

The cool river water made her instantly refreshed. It's noon, the weather is so hot, no one should come here, besides, I'm wearing clothes again, what are you afraid of, it's better to soak in it for a while.

Yang Hua is like a cheerful fish, swimming around in the crystal clear river. The flower skirt floated on it, and even the round buttocks couldn't cover it, and the two white and slender beauties and legs were even more leaking, one by one, very rhythmic.

From time to time, a few small fish swim in, but they are not afraid of her.

It's infuriating that these are all unserious little fish, always swimming between her legs.

Could it be that she is a widow and is easy to bully?

……

……

"Ahh

Suddenly, in the grass on the opposite bank, someone sneezed.

But the sound of running water made Yang Hua not notice.

If you look closely, there is a head hidden in the grass!

It was a teenager, almost sixteen or seventeen years old.

With short broken hair, a bad smiling face, and two thick eyebrows, a pair of slender peach blossom eyes squinted slightly, staring at the poplar flowers in the water.

His name is Li Bad, he is an orphan, and his name is still given by the village chief Zhang Laoer.

He didn't come specifically to peek at Yang Hua taking a bath, he was hungry just now and came out to forage for food, but he didn't think of it and saw Yang Hua fall into the river.

Li Bad still doesn't have a daughter-in-law, and Widow Yang is so beautiful again, she doesn't look at it in vain.

So he plunged headlong into the grass and admired it in a big way.

"Good-looking, good-looking, Widow Yang is so fucking good-looking, if she takes off her clothes, she will definitely look better!"

Li Bad wiped the drool, and his heart was itching.

Li Bad only looked at Widow Yang, but he didn't notice that there was a shirtless man behind him, holding an iron shovel in his hand, and was quietly approaching him.

Just waited for the big man to approach, and suddenly shouted, "Li Bad, you turtle grandson, yesterday at noon, Lao Tzu was making a villain with his mother-in-law, you kicked him with a second kick, and scared Lao Tzu into impotence, I will shoot you to death with a shovel!"

Li Bad looked back, isn't this fucking Wang Dashi?

It's too late, it's too soon.

Li Bad hit a carp and dodged the shovel in time.

Before Li Bad could scold Wang Dashi, Yang Hua in the small river also heard the movement, and was shocked and angry.

"Who's there?!"

Not good!

was discovered by Yang Hua.

Peeking at the little widow taking a bath, if this is spread out, how will he marry a daughter-in-law in the future?

Li Bad glanced at Wang Dashi, smiled evilly, and suddenly shouted loudly: "Okay, Wang Dashi, you bastard, you dare to peek at Widow Yang taking a bath, see that I don't kill you!"

Li Bad kicked Wang Dashi on the heel, Wang Dashi was stupid, and he still hadn't figured out the situation. He came to settle accounts with Li Bad, why did he become a peek at Widow Yang taking a bath?

Widow Yang followed the shout, looked here, and sure enough, she saw Wang Dashi.

"Wang Dashi, you are shameless!" Widow Yang swam to the shore, the huge thing on her chest was up and down, holding the washed clothes, and before leaving, she said to Li Bad: "Li Bad, sister-in-law has no man, she can't beat Wang Dashi, this bastard, you help your sister-in-law beat him, go back to your sister-in-law's house to eat, and your sister-in-law will stew chicken for you!"

"Sister-in-law, don't worry, this bastard is handed over to me!" Li Bad waited for Widow Yang to leave, and then punched and kicked Wang Dashi.

Wang Dashi finally understood what was going on, co-authoring Li Bad to lie here, peeking at Widow Yang taking a bath?

But after being discovered by Widow Yang, Li Bad, the turtle grandson, actually let him carry this black cauldron?

"Widow Yang, I didn't peek at you taking a bath, I was wronged. ”

Widow Yang is already gone, what's the use of Wang Dashi shouting again?

Wang Dashi angrily grabbed the shovel and hit Li Bad.

"Li Bad, you scourge of lack of virtue and smoke, causing Lao Tzu to help you carry the black pot, Lao Tzu fought with you!"

Li Bad was not flustered, and only waited for the shovel to slap on him, then he reached out and grabbed the wooden handle of the shovel. I only heard a crisp sound of 'click', and the wooden handle with the thickness of an adult's wrist was broken by him.

Wang Dashi was dumbfounded, he had long heard that Li Bad was powerful, but he didn't expect it to be so powerful. Don't look at his big shoulders and round waist, even if he uses his strength to eat, he will continue to break such a thick shovel wooden handle.

Could it be that this turtle grandson knows kung fu?

Li Bad not only knows kung fu, but also heals!

When he was five years old, he followed Sister Cuihua to herd sheep on the back mountain, and met an old man, who taught him.

Kung Fu is called Tianshuang Boxing, one to six styles, and Li Bad has now practiced the second style. Although he only practiced the second style, he could break the thigh-thick tree with one punch.

The medical skill is called eighteen knocks of the magic hand, three knocks of one level, a total of six levels.

There are 36 dead points in the human body, ranging from small colds to large cancers, all of which are caused by the blockage of a certain dead point by different degrees of sickness. Use the magic hand to heal people, no medicine, no injections, just draw out the sick qi and dredge the blocked dead points.

"Li Bad, you ...... You wait for me, I'll go to the village chief to comment!" Wang Dashi is not stupid, he can't beat him, so he runs away.

Bang!

Li Bad kicked Wang Dashi in the ass and scolded: "If you dare to go to the village chief, I will tell you about stealing the women's director's underwear!"

"What? What are you ...... about this" Wang Dashi almost didn't admit himself, thinking about the tigress at home, he was so frightened that he trembled, "Li Bad, I invite you to drink in the restaurant at the head of the village another day, I still have something to do, go first!"

There's no way, if this turtle grandson is in a hurry, what can't he do?

Wang Dashi pulled his legs and was about to run, when someone set off firecrackers at the entrance of the village, Li Bad turned his face and saw that several cars with red flowers drove in the direction of the back street. In addition to firecrackers, there are also suona blowing, which is festive.

"Wang Dashi, don't leave yet, let me ask you, whose family is this who marries a daughter-in-law?"

"You don't know, it's the third daughter-in-law of the village chief's family, and the whole village knows it. ”

"Okay, the whole village knows, but I don't know, see if I don't kill Zhang Lao'er!"

Li Bad was very unhappy, threw away half of the shovel, and went to the house of the village chief Zhang Lao Er angrily.

Li Bad walked halfway and suddenly felt a little strange.

"Isn't the third child of Zhang's second family a fool because he crashed into a locust tree on a motorcycle after drinking? Who wants to marry a fool, maybe that mother-in-law is also a fool!"

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