"Village chief, it's not good, Li Bad's turtle grandson is here!" A cross-eyed man saw Li Bad coming this way and hurriedly reported to the village chief. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

This cross-eyed name is Zhang Yitang, and he and the village chief Zhang Laoer are from their own family. When I was a child, I stole chickens and dogs, and I haven't changed this bad habit until now. The bad reputation in Xiaobakou Village is not lost to Li Bad at all. But he was afraid of Li Bad, and he was afraid of death.

Why?

In the past, Li Bad had a big yellow dog, and suddenly disappeared one day. Li Bad searched the whole village, and finally found Zhang Yitang stewing dog meat at home?!

"Yaya! This death-fighting cross-eyed actually killed my rhubarb, and still wants to eat its meat?" Li Bad went crazy and beat Zhang Yitang violently.

But he was still angry, and in the days that followed, as long as Li Bad wanted to rhubarb, he would make a mess. When I'm in a bad mood, I'm still fighting. I met by chance on the street, and I wanted to fight, and Zhang Yitang was so scared of being beaten by Li Bad.

So now don't talk about seeing Li Bad, even hearing someone mention Li Bad can scare him into peeing his pants.

As soon as the bride entered the house, the silly third child of Zhang's second family smiled and was about to get married. As soon as I heard that Li Bad was coming, the scene was like a devil entering the village.

"Oh no! I forgot to inform this little ghost grandson!" Zhang Lao Er hurriedly greeted the door, because he was a little lame, limping and almost tripping over the threshold, and when he came out to look, he saw Li Bad squatting next to the pyre and lighting a fire, which startled him. The pyre is at the root of the wall of his house, if this is lit by Li Bad, the house can be burned down, "Little ancestor, I can't help it, I can't help it." ”

"Hmph! Zhang Lao Er, the whole village knows that your stupid third brother is married to a daughter-in-law, but I don't know, you look down on me, how can I mix up in Xiaobakou Village in the future? Unless you let me get back face, I will set your house on fire!" Li said angrily.

"Little ancestor, I'm so busy that I forgot to inform you, I'm old and I don't have a good memory, don't blame my uncle. Uncle is not compensating you, you are quick to dissipate. It's going to be dinner soon, you have your own table, and you can eat enough wine and meat, okay?"

Alas, the head of a village has nothing to do with this scourge.

"It's pretty much the same!" Li Bad pursed his lips, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that he had extinguished the fire in his hand.

The wedding continued, one worship heaven and earth, two worship the high hall, the husband and wife were about to worship each other, Li Bad walked over and lifted the bride's hijab. When he saw the appearance of the bride, his eyes immediately lit up, "This woman is so beautiful!"

But isn't it, the bride looks like a fairy daughter, fresh and refined, and her beautiful appearance has brought disaster to the country and the people, and anyone who sees it can't help but shout good.

Her long thick black hair was curly, and anyone with a discerning eye could tell at a glance that she was not permed, but born with curly hair.

A small melon seed face, tender skin like ice and snow, under the eyebrows, a pair of eyes are suffocatingly beautiful. She has a straight nose and slightly reddened cheeks. The plump cherry lips are like dripping cherries, and the one on top is slightly upturned, adding a bit of charm and sexiness.

Feminine, but not as weak as other women.

Before seeing her, Li Bad thought that Yang Hua was the most beautiful woman in the world. After seeing her, Li Bad could only let Yang Hua rank second.

That's right! Even the most beautiful little widow in Xiaobakou Village will be overshadowed by this bride.

Li Bad also felt that this bride was different from every woman in the village, a little less beautiful and more noble and elegant.

It's just that for some reason, the bride's beautiful face is expressionless, and she always frowns from time to time. It feels like it's dementia.

Is this really a beautiful stupid?

Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhang Lao Er hurriedly stepped forward and asked: "Li Bad, uncle knows that there is a big girl in the next village, who looks like a handsome, I will take you to propose marriage another day?"

"Don't!" Li Bad grabbed the bride's hand, "Second Zhang, I have taken a fancy to this mother-in-law, you let your son marry the eldest daughter of the next village, and give me this mother-in-law." ”

I know that there is nothing good about Li Bad, this turtle grandson actually wants to rob the bride? This goddamn little scourge is really only unexpected, and there is nothing he can't do!

"Wow!" The silly third child is not very stupid, at least he knows that someone robbed his mother-in-law, squatted on the ground, crying and making trouble, "Zhang Laoer, you turtle grandson, I want to marry a daughter-in-law, I want to marry a daughter-in-law!"

This stupid third child, he will learn whatever he says is good and what Li is bad teaches. Calling himself Lao Tzu Zhang Lao Er didn't say anything, and scolded himself Lao Tzu for being a turtle grandson, and the neighbors scolded Li Bad and Lack of Virtue in their hearts for smoking, but they couldn't help laughing.

"Are you stupid?!" Zhang Lao Er angrily kicked his stupid son a few times, and he was really angry, his son was stupid or not, and he still needed to ask? He was very angry, very angry, but he didn't dare to categorically refuse Li Bad, otherwise the whole village would not be peaceful in the future. "Li Bad, you see this stupid third child, it's not easy to marry a daughter-in-law, don't rob him, okay?"

Zhang Lao Er felt sorry for the bride price of 50,000 yuan, before getting married, it was real money and silver was given out, if the bride was robbed by Li Bad, it would be equivalent to 50,000 yuan in vain. 50,000 yuan is not a small amount, and his family has almost been emptied, can he not feel distressed.

Besides, which mother-in-law is willing to marry a fool? Zhang Lao Er doesn't want to look at his stupid son, who will be a bachelor all his life, and he will have no face.

Since he also knows that no mother-in-law marries a fool, how did this mother-in-law come about?

The other party said that this mother-in-law was from the next village, but he knew better than anyone that there was no girl in that family at all, and suddenly a big girl with yellow flowers appeared, and he didn't pick or pick up his son, it was really suspicious, maybe this girl was abducted!

knew so, but for the sake of his stupid son, he could only pretend to be confused.

"No!" Li Bad continued: "Zhang Laoer, I won't take this mother-in-law for nothing, I'll help you take care of the stupid illness of the stupid third child, do you think it's okay?"

"What? will you still see a doctor?" Zhang Lao Er was stunned, for more than ten years, he only knew that Li Bad would harm people, but he had never heard that Li Bad would treat people.

Li Badxue's skillful eighteen knocks are not casual knocks, but also need the cooperation of internal forces. Because it consumes too much internal strength, the nameless old man said that unless Li Bad practices the Tianshuang Fist to the second form, it can't be used easily.

Last night, Li Bad broke through the second form. Before this, he had never used his magic hand to heal people, so naturally no one would know about his ability.

"That's right, what I'm bad won't be. Li Bad said.

Blow, can blow hard, the experts of the provincial hospital don't have this ability, can Li Bad have this ability?

"Okay, Li Bad, if you can cure my son's stupid illness, this girl will be yours. But if you can't be cured, then you can sit down and eat honestly, and don't mess around!" Zhang Lao Er said.

If Li Bad can really cure the stupid son's illness, a mother-in-law will be gone. Of course, Zhang Lao Er doesn't think that Li Bad has this ability. Anyway, no matter what, Zhang Lao Er felt that he was not losing.

"A word is a certainty!" Li Bad was happy, turned around and kissed the bride on the face, "Wife, don't worry, I'll take you home in a while!"