Chapter 1245 Sister-in-law's half-pulled ass
After a burst of laughter, everyone's attention returned to the dinner table.
"Baguio, I think, you better stop making film and television dramas, how good it would be to change your career to be a comedian. Lu Xiangxiang said earnestly: "With your ability to grind the dead and not pay for your life, you will definitely catch fire." ”
"That's it, to put it nicely, you have no heart and lungs, but it's not good, that is, you have no face and no skin, your ability is really enviable. Liu Shangxiang applauded symbolically.
"Don't bury her, save her eccentric appearance, it can really make people angry. Qiu Wen bit very hard.
"I'll say it if I'm envious, is it interesting to change the number of me?" Baguio patted his chest and said: "Sisters are the most interesting, if you don't have me, how much fun should be less in your life, you don't want to think about how many good memories I have left you, you should know how to be grateful, but then again, your humor cells are so low, it's not a challenge to laugh at you, it's really boring." ”
"Blame us for making you lose the challenge, I'm really sorry. Lu Xiangxiang didn't smile at his skin.
"Compared to the others, you are okay, after all, you are already immune to my routines and are too used to me. Baguio said seriously: "However, my brother-in-law is different, I can make my brother-in-law cry and laugh, so what is my ability?"
"It's really enough, Ye Fan gritted his teeth angrily and smiled helplessly, only you can do it. Lu Xiangxiang commented.
Baguio looked at Ye Fan and said, "What do you say, brother-in-law, you were laughing very happily just now?"
"It's not light. Ye Fan said funny.
"In my opinion, if it weren't for Ye Fan pampering you, coaxing you, and not giving you a look, even if you tried your best, you would have no way to take Ye Fan, what was there to be proud of. Liu Shangxiang hit the nail on the head and saw the problem thoroughly, "It is Ye Fan's favor that gives you a way to brush Ye Fan, otherwise, you have no way." ”
"It makes sense, I thought I didn't understand people, or you understood. Baguio nodded thoughtfully, and then said generously: "Shang Xiang, in order to give you a reward, I decided to give you a piece of my love cucumber, others can't eat it, this is a love cucumber I specially prepared for my brother-in-law." ”
"You want to hurt me, I'm losing weight, I don't eat sweet. Liu Shangxiang blamed himself for following Baguio's example.
"It's okay, my love cucumber, it's better than slimming tea. Baguio is talking nonsense.
"Nonsense. Liu Shangxiang couldn't help laughing.
"Actually, this meal is all the credit of Shang Xiang, I fought with Qiu Wen, as for Baguio, I was busy making everyone happy, and I insisted on making a dish, naturally the simpler the better, everything was ready, but even so, I used sugar as salt to make a sweet and greasy plate of cucumbers, which is really speechless, how can this cooking skill be inferior to this extent, I really can't figure it out. Lu Xiangxiang hated that iron could not become steel and said: "It is really incomprehensible that such a beautiful woman has such stupid aspects." ”
"God has opened one window for you, and he will close another window for you, and if it is good everywhere, it makes no sense. Liu Shangxiang said rationally, she had nothing to say about Baguio's cooking skills.
"God? In a way, isn't God talking about Ye Fan? Lu Xiangxiang smiled, and dragged Ye Fan into the pit mercilessly, and said: "Baguio, it's all Ye Fan's fault, he closed a window for you, which made you ignorant of cooking." ”
She didn't mind, pushed Baguio to aim her hostility at Ye Fan, and then started a new round of war of words, of course, as a bystander, she was naturally happy to see Ye Fan embarrassed under Baguio's hands.
"I'm not targeting my brother-in-law. Baguio saw through Lu Xiangxiang's thoughts, and she said generously: "Actually, I don't know anything about the kitchen, and I don't have a half-dime relationship with my brother-in-law, I am a pet in a small family, and my sister understands things earlier than me, and she spoils me again, so since then, I have no relationship with the kitchen." ”
"In the future, you can no longer flirt with your own brother-in-law, if you fall out of favor, your fate will be ruined, and it's not good to take advantage of so many people to spoil you. Lu Xiangxiang took the tone of a teacher.
"Isn't the old saying said, my sister-in-law's half-pulled ass is my brother-in-law's, I don't tease my brother-in-law, who is molested. Baguio said confidently.
"I look at you, I wish the whole ass belonged to my brother-in-law. Lu Xiangxiang laughed.
"Gotta gotta stop, stop me, don't burn the flames of war on me, don't you say I'm a patient? You have to take care of me as a patient, my emotions can't fluctuate too much, do you understand?" Ye Fan hurriedly spoke, and if he didn't stop it anymore, the more he talked, the more he said, the more outrageous it became, who knew what outrageous things would come out of Baguio's mouth.
"It's a pity!" Liu Shangxiang and Qiu Wen retracted their emotions as they listened to the next good show.
"A table of food, how much have you eaten, all move chopsticks, eat while chatting, don't patronize and chat. Meng Yao admonished.
Now, it's finally a lot quieter.
Ye Fan swallowed a bite of what he ate, and then asked: "By the way, I don't know how the two of you are doing after being taken hostage? ”
"That's not just fear, it's just scared to death. Baguio exaggerated: "At that time, Xiangxiang and Shang Xiang were both scared to pee their pants, thinking, when they saw the fierce appearance of the gangsters, they wanted to OOXX them, and their hearts were broken." ”
"Whoever peed his pants, there is no matter. Lu Xiangxiang covered his face and retorted with tears and laughter.
"What's in your head?" Liu Shangxiang glared at Baguio, "I really want to put this plate of cucumbers on your head." ”
"Heroine's subordinates have mercy. Baguio shouted.
Meng Yao explained, and said: "I haven't told you about this, and when they were arrested, they were terrified, and later on the island, the small life was quite nourishing, and the gangsters also knew the importance of threatening you, so they took great care of them, as long as they didn't leave the island and didn't do stupid things, their freedom on the island was not restricted in any way." ”
"After sleeping until I wake up naturally, the time for three meals a day, what time to take a break, what time to swim in the sea, and what time to step on the beach, the time planning is quite sufficient. Qiu Wen interjected.
"That's fine, as long as you don't suffer. Ye Fan was relieved.
"That is, Shang Xiang's heart is wide, if he left me, he would have died of sorrow. Lu Xiangxiang said sincerely.
(End of chapter)