Chapter 1244 Molesting Brother-in-law
A sumptuous meal was served, and the group sat down and ate together.
"Brother-in-law, taste my love cucumber. Baguio diligently sandwiched cucumbers in Ye Fan's bowl, and said with great interest: "Of the meals on this table, only this plate of cucumbers was completed by me alone." β
"I still thought that you couldn't make it out to eat, and even if you made it, you wouldn't be able to eat it. Ye Fan said seriously, he had learned Baguio's cooking skills, so he naturally didn't dare to compliment it, but Baguio was caught in the bowl, so he could only give face, and said eagerly: "Then I'll taste it, how is your craftsmanship?"
"Hurry up and taste it. Baguio looked at Ye Fan urging.
Liu Shangxiang, Lu Xiangxiang and Qiu Wen smiled expectantly, as if waiting for Ye Fan to make an evaluation.
Meng Yao could see at a glance that the smiles of Liu Shangxiang and the others were definitely ill-intentioned.
Ye Fan ate it, and he also tasted that there was something wrong with the taste, and he naturally saw the smiles of Liu Shangxiang and the others, but he didn't care.
"How's it going?" Baguio said impatiently, "How's it going?"
"I see, you don't distinguish between salt and sugar, how much sugar do you put in the cucumber, it's so sweet that you can't swallow it. Ye Fan said.
"It's not much, just about three spoonfuls. Baguio said embarrassedly: "Salt and sugar, aren't they all the same, they are both white, so they are confused." β
"It's all white, it's the same thing?" Qiu Wen said with a smile: "Men and women have two eyes, isn't it the same?"
"It's different, men stand and shush, women squat and boo, and also, women can have children, men can't have children. "Baguio has a whole bunch of truths of its own.
"Who said men can't have children? Without men, can women have children?" Qiu Wen tried her best to teach Baguio so that Baguio would realize her mistake.
At the dinner table, Baguio and Qiu Wen argued, Meng Yao, Liu Shangxiang and Lu Xiangxiang looked at each other and almost vomited blood.
"Ahem!" Ye Fan coughed, and said with a straight face: "We eat such a nutritious meal, you just say that it is so unnutritious, can you be a little more normal, don't be so naΓ―ve, okay?"
"It's not childish, it's cute, okay?" said Baguio.
"I ate and stopped talking. Qiu Wen smiled awkwardly, and then put all her energy on chewing things.
"There's nothing wrong with calling you quirky, don't mention messy things at the dinner table. Meng Yao admonished.
"Received!" Baguio agreed, then looked at Ye Fan and said, "Brother-in-law, you haven't said that the cucumbers I made are delicious or not?"
"It's delicious, it's just too sweet. Ye Fan said.
"If it's delicious, you can eat more, hehe. Baguio helped Ye Fan clip a few chopsticks again.
Ye Fan's face fell, and he said depressedly: "I have my own hands, I will clip them myself, you can eat yours." β
"You hate me. Baguio was immediately aggrieved.
"Why do I dislike you?" Ye Fan was so depressed, thinking to himself, where is this treatment of a patient, it is simply a coaxing life, and it is enough to meet such a little sister-in-law.
"If you don't eat what I clip, and you don't allow me to clip it, you just dislike me. Baguio muttered.
"Okay, how happy you are, how can you come, okay?" Ye Fan compromised, who made him a man.
"Hehe, this is my good brother-in-law, Momoda. Baguio rejoiced, full of ambiguity.
"Eat more, don't go hungry. Ye Fan also helped Baguio clip some cucumbers.
"Brother-in-law, you want to harm me, I'm losing weight, I can't eat anything too sweet. "Baguio's face changes so quickly that it's staggering.
It was still sunny and white as soon as it was overcast.
"Poof!" Qiu Wen couldn't help but laugh directly, and the rice grains in her mouth also squirted out.
Meng Yao, Liu Shangxiang and Lu Xiangxiang laughed heartily.
Only Ye Fan's face is darker than the bottom of the pot, perhaps, the reason why Meng Yao and the others laughed has a lot to do with his expression, Baguio's nonsense and messy logic made him angry and hurt himself.
"You give me something, you have to eat, if you don't eat it, you dislike you, I'll clip something for you, if you don't eat it, it's just that, what do you say I hurt you, what does your weight loss have to do with me harming you, besides, you don't have three taels of meat on your body, you're as thin as wood, and you're losing weight, which fat are you losing weight." Ye Fan's lungs exploded and he almost fainted.
"There are no three taels of meat on my body? No, this is absolutely a fallacy, brother-in-law, if you don't believe it, you can touch it, my chest is definitely more than three taels of meat. Baguio said, and was about to take Ye Fan's hand and touch it to his chest.
It must be tested in practice, otherwise, it is a problem for my brother-in-law not to believe it.
Ye Fan's hand was pulled out half the distance, and when he approached the forbidden land, Ye Fan hurriedly retracted.
He covered his face with his hands and sighed weakly, "What kind of sin have I created?" β
"Hahaha, hahahaha!"
"I'm laughing to death. β
"Ouch, my stomach. β
"Ye Fan, Ye Fan, I can't imagine that you have today, there is no way to be tortured. β
"Baguio, you living treasure, others are angry and don't pay for their lives, I think you are laughing at the dead and not paying for your life. β
"You say, how can you be so funny?"
"You even flirt with your own brother-in-law, what you do is so slippery. β
Liu Shangxiang and Lu Xiangxiang lost their temper, smiling regardless of their reserve and image.
Not to mention Qiu Wen, who gave Baguio a thumbs up.
Meng Yao turned her head away, she really felt a headache for this living treasure sister, but the smile on her face was still very strong.
"You girl, I really want to clean you up......" Ye Fan pretended to be deep, wanting to teach Baguio a lesson, but he still failed, he laughed first, looking at the reaction of Meng Yao and the atmosphere of the scene, he was laughed at.
Can you not laugh?
From almost vomiting blood in anger to now losing laughter, this process is very hard.
"Have you laughed enough, you are really boring enough, the humor cell is so low, what's so funny about this, look at what makes you happy. Baguio is old-fashioned, and he teaches a lesson like an adult.
"You living treasure, sometimes people like it very much, but sometimes, it makes people nervous very much, you, I think it's hanging in this life, even your brother-in-law can be flirtatious openly, who dares to ask you. Lu Xiangxiang laughed.
"That's not called flirting, that's a test for my brother-in-law. "Baguio is a serious way.
The laughter was non-stop and the atmosphere was lively.
(End of chapter)