Teacher Han was ashamed, angry and helpless, and finally mustered up the courage to rush out, but saw that Gao Jun had already fallen asleep in his bed, and he was by no means pretending, and the saliva left at the corner of his mouth wet her pillowcase.

"I'm afraid this is the only time this guy can be quiet. Teacher Han said resentfully, but there was tenderness in his eyes.

With him, it seems that there is always something new happening, although he is always suddenly teased, but he also enjoys it, and it is really not annoying.

remembered the way he played basketball today, and the appearance of jealousy and hatred in the face of evil forces at night, the most important thing was to chill watermelon for himself.

Han Jingjing seems to have returned to her girlhood in an instant, at that time, wasn't the Prince Charming in her mind like this?

When he plays, he is handsome and stylish, he can protect himself at critical moments, and he is gentle and considerate on weekdays.

Over the years, she has been obsessed with chemical research and teaching, and has long forgotten the dream of being a little girl, and now this man has broken into her life strongly, which not only brings her fun and warmth, but also pulls her heart back to her girlhood, as if she is a pure girl who has just opened her love.

"Bastard!" Han Jingjing looked at Gao Jun, who was sleeping sweetly on the bed, scolding, but her eyes were as tender as water: "I robbed my bed, and I can't make you feel good!"

The heart of the biochemical queen was pulled back to girlhood, you know, when she was a girl, she was a biochemical princess!

Their first night passed like this, and the next morning, Xiao Gao and the sun rose together, and they woke up Lao Gao too.

Gao Jun yawned and rubbed his eyes and walked out, and as soon as he made the sound of footsteps, he heard the sound of the door locking from the bathroom.

Gao Jun smiled bitterly, as for being so defensive against himself, as if he would break in.

He drank a glass of water, moved his muscles and bones, and Teacher Han also finished washing up and walked out.

Gao Jun waved politely and said, "Good morning, Teacher Han!"

Before the words fell, Gao Jun was stunned for a moment, and just after washing, Han Jingjing, who was bright and beautiful, smiled and bent over.

Gao Jun pinched his throat, was taken aback, and said again: "Good morning, Teacher Han......"

Han Jingjing was even more smiling, and she couldn't close her mouth at all.

Gao Jun's voice is sharp and thin, as if he is pinched by his throat, and it looks like that kind of DJ electronic sound, which is most suitable for singing scallion songs.

"What's going on?" Gao Jun said in surprise, as if Bikachu was coquettish, and his own face was flushed.

Teacher Han couldn't help but smile and said, "My bed is not something that everyone can sleep on. ”

"What did you do to me?" Gao Jun asked in surprise.

Seeing his scared appearance, Teacher Han was even more happy: "I advise you not to talk today, otherwise the image of a pure master that you have built up with great difficulty will be in vain." ”

"You, you're hurting me again. Gao Jun said helplessly: "The first time we met, you played with an explosion for me, you resurrected the dead octopus at the last dinner, what did you do to me this time, what's wrong with my voice?"

Gao Jun chattered, and the more he spoke, the more he felt as if he was singing.

Han Jingjing was overjoyed, but after listening to him complain, before he knew it, it turned out that the two of them had experienced so much.

Teacher Han ignored him, and was finally able to go back to his room to change clothes, and this time the door was locked for the first time.

Gao Jun didn't feel anything strange in his throat, nor did he feel pain, but his voice did change, sharp and thin, just like a eunuch, as Teacher Han said, if this voice spoke to others, his image of a pure master would be completely ruined.

But he really didn't understand, what the hell was going on?

He began to drink water, his stomach was all over, then he rinsed his mouth with cold water, his tongue was washed white, he drank vinegar, drank soy sauce, and finally even chewed a clove of garlic.

He is well-informed, capable of defying the sky, and even the stealth man can defeat, but at this time facing the biochemical queen, he is embarrassed like a child.

The ancients were right when they said that a woman is virtuous if she is not talented.

The same is true for modern people, most men like that kind of cute, stupid silly girl, simple and cute, without scheming, people can't help but want to take care of her wholeheartedly.

So some women would rather pretend to be cute, which is the so-called silly white sweetness.

It turned out that Gao Jun was still dismissive of this, but now, the cruel facts tell us that professional women, especially those engaged in scientific research, must not be provoked!

"Hey, you take it easy, don't drink all the vinegar I added, I eat dumplings at night, you leave some for me." Teacher Han, who had changed his clothes, quipped.

"I'm ......" As soon as Gao Jun opened his mouth, he felt like a eunuch calling the ministers to the early dynasty, and he quickly shut up, his eyes full of resentment.

Especially looking at Mr. Han in front of him, he curled his hair, refined his eyebrows and eyelashes, and painted a light eyeshadow and red lips, a white shirt and black trousers.

In particular, the design of this trouser is very distinctive, covering the hips and tucking the legs, but the calf is indeed flared, thin at the top and wide at the bottom, and with her own bewitching curves, it looks extremely attractive.

Women are the ones who please themselves.

The appreciative gaze of the man in front of her made Teacher Han full of joy, and she dressed up carefully in vain, and deliberately turned around in front of Gao Jun, and said, "How about my suit?"

Gao Jun nodded again and again, and said, "Beautiful, but it's still that question, whether it is no trace or no ......."

"Less nonsense!" Teacher Han hurriedly turned around and asked with a red face, "Let me ask you, what did you use to wipe your body in the shower last night?"

"Towels, of course, I'm not used to being air-dried. Gao Jun said, his voice was sharp and very weird: "You better change me back first." ”

"Whose towel are you using?" asked Mr. Han.

Gao Jun spread his hands helplessly and said, "I don't have a towel, I just have a ...... at hand."

"Then I'm my towel. Han Jingjing gritted her teeth and said, "Where did you wipe it with it?"

Gao Jun said in a shrill voice: "The man has a handkerchief, rubbing it from head to crotch." ”

"You ......" Teacher Han got up angrily and said fiercely: "I warn you, even in the future, you will use yours and I will use my ...... about towels, toothbrushes and other toiletries."

It was originally a warning, but it stopped before it was finished, Han Jingjing looked at Gao Jun who accepted it with an open face, and she blushed first.

What does it mean that 'even if it is used separately in the future', this means that the two of them will definitely live together in the future?

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, I deserve you to be your father-in-law for a day!" Gao Jun didn't say anything, and Teacher Han became angry first.

Gao Jun hurriedly chased him out and asked, "You turn me back first......

Teacher Han would leave, and rode away quickly in his own car.

Gao Jun looked helpless, and at the same time felt a little scared, fortunately, Han Jingjing was somewhat moved by himself, in case people didn't have this mind, he was so strong, and even unscrupulously teased, teased, and licked his face to live together, he might not know how to die.

Human beings always think that they are already very powerful, but how small they are in the face of the forces of nature, chemistry is only a small part of natural science, and it can make Gao Jun feel afraid.

This also reminded him that you should never be satisfied, never stop moving forward, and continue to grow yourself, because you never know what kind of strong enemies you will encounter in the future.

Gao Jun walked towards the school with his head bored, while checking his phone, looking for the answer to his sudden change of voice, and finally concluded that it might be because he had inhaled a certain amount of helium.

Helium travels much faster than air, so the frequency of the oral resonance is changed, and the frequency becomes higher.

But people said that the time for this voice change was very short, and it could be recovered quickly.

But Gao Jun deliberately tried it at the school gate, but it was still sharp and thin, like a dolphin sound.

"It must be a special helium refined by Her Majesty, oh my god!" Gao Jun was full of helplessness, it seemed that in order to maintain his image as a pure man, he could only try not to speak today.

However, letting him not speak like this is simply killing him, not to mention, people in society need to speak everywhere, and they need language to communicate.

For example, as soon as he entered the school gate, he was just in time for the deputy captain of the security guard to get off work, and just after changing his clothes and going out, he immediately grabbed Gao Jun enthusiastically and said: "Brother, I am still on night duty at night, let's have two drinks if it's okay." ”

Gao Jun pursed his lips and nodded, and the deputy captain said enthusiastically: "It just so happens that your sister-in-law is at home today, and the home-cooked food she makes is very authentic, brother, do you have anything you want to eat, let your sister-in-law cook it for you." ”

Gao Jun happened to be a little tired of eating in the cafeteria recently, and he really wanted to eat some home-cooked food, but now he has a hard time talking, so he casually spread his hands and said that it doesn't matter, whatever, whatever you eat.

When the vice captain saw him spread out his hands, he immediately exerted his ingenuity and thought: "Two-handed tray, do you want to eat roast suckling pig? Your sister-in-law is a northerner, and she can't cook this complicated southern dish." ”

Gao Jun was in a hurry, waved his hand again and again, and the deputy captain said: "Your hands are shaking, you want to eat some pig's trotters or chicken feet to make up for it?"

Gao Jun was depressed and at a loss, and the deputy captain said: "Forget it, I'll go to the vegetable market in a while, I have to get some wine, let's have a drink, I like to chat with you young people the most."

Recently, I moved a new neighbor next door, also about the same age as you, warm and hearty, very nice people, every time I go back from work, I can see him at the door of the house, and smoke, and chat, recently when I am not at home, he changed my gas canister, a little problem with the water pipe is also ashamed, sometimes I teach my son homework, yesterday I came to the night shift, he also personally drove me over, what a good person, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. ”

When Gao Jun heard this, he was so anxious that he stomped his feet and wrote in his palm: "I will help my neighbor if he has something, I live next door and my surname is Wang." ”

"What do you mean, brother?" the vice-captain asked in surprise, not understanding at all.

Gao Jun simply stopped working, and walked a few movements in standard sign language, meaning: "I wish you peace!"