Chapter 132: The Queen's Offensive

Han Jingjing smiled coldly, obviously she was really going to make a move, and she was also annoyed enough by this group of bastards.

"Do you need my help?" Gao Jun asked.

Han Jingjing thought for a while and said, "I'll talk about it later, in general, if you don't let the master do it, try not to use the master's action." ”

Gao Jun gave her a thumbs up and praised her from the bottom of his heart.

Good women know that generally such a thing, as soon as the man makes a move, the matter will inevitably get bigger, and if it really turns into a physical conflict, the consequences will be even more unpredictable.

So some women will always come forward and say, "I'm a woman, what else can he do with me?"

Han Jingjing walked into the workshop angrily, looking at those chemicals, each of which could become a lethal weapon in the hands of such a chemical expert.

Therefore, Han Jingjing was also a little confused for a while, and she didn't know how to deal with these bastards.

Her fun in the chemistry laboratory is also her career, and she is teaching and educating people, and she has never thought of harming people in this way.

"What are these bastards afraid of?" Han Jingjing asked Gao Jun.

Gao Jun smiled: "Look, you still need my help, right? Although women are capable, and strong women like you can take charge of themselves, they still need a man by their side, and a woman who can do everything and does not rely on men is called a widow in our village." ”

Han Jingjing was speechless for a while, slapped him, and said, "Say it quickly." ”

"These gangs are ruffians and hooligans, and they are so afraid of the police, afraid of being beaten. Gao Jun said with a smile: "However, there are also some people who claim to be from the rivers and lakes, subject to the rules of the rivers and lakes, worship the ancestor and the second master, worship the loyalty and righteousness on behalf of Guan Erye, and entrust the ghosts and gods, which is somewhat superstitious." ”

Han Jingjing's eyes suddenly lit up, and said: "Since it has been easy to believe in ghosts and gods for a long time, they are so unscrupulous, scourge their neighbors, and fight and fight, then let the gods and Buddhas of the heavens punish them." ”

She looked at Gao Jun and said, "Since you want to help, then don't be idle, will you make a mask?"

"Leave it to me!" said Gao Jun with a smile.

The two of them had a good heart, and they thought of going together, and without Han Jingjing's orders, Gao Jun immediately started.

As an agent, although I dare not say that I am a master of disguise, it is still easy and pleasant to make a mask.

Gao Jun personally made noodles in the kitchen, just using flour, and quickly made a demon mask with green seedlings and fangs, heated it slightly in the microwave, and immediately hardened and lifelike.

Han Jingjing was startled when he went to the studio: "This is too similar, aren't you a dough pinch before?"

"I'm still a candy blower. Gao Jun smiled.

Han Jingjing couldn't put it down with the mask, and sprinkled fluorescent agent in the eye sockets, and suddenly the eyes of the fierce ghost mask bloomed with green light, and it looked more and more terrifying.

Han Jingjing blew up a balloon with hydrogen gas, buckled the mask on the balloon, and put a black cloth on it, which became more and more realistic.

As soon as he let go, he floated up, like a powerful ghost with a head and no body, his eyes shining with green light, as if he had escaped from hell to take revenge.

"It's just that this thing is not enough, it can't achieve the effect of the punishment of the gods and ghosts, let me think about it again......"

Han Jingjing said, Gao Jun watched from the sidelines, and through this little thing, you can see Han Jingjing's character, either she is good, and she will do her best.

To deal with the bad guys, you can either tolerate it, or let you cut off your roots at once.

Gao Jun likes her character very much, even if she marries home as a wife in the future, Gao Jun can foresee that she can not care about small problems such as smoking, not washing your feet, sleeping and snoring, etc., and she will not nag with you, but her monthly salary must be paid in full.

Just when Gao Jun analyzed Han Jingjing's character, Teacher Han showed her domineering side, since she wants to do it, she will do it!

She pulled out a long, thin rubber tube, pulled a tube of liquid from a sealed vessel, and quickly plugged both ends, one end embedded in the mouth of the mask.

Han Jingjing looked at it and said with satisfaction: "Okay, that's it, what are you going to do next?"

The rest is naturally Gao Jun's life, he listened to the voice, there are a few people upstairs in the living room, and a few people in the bedroom, he pointed to the window and said, "Fly up from here." ”

He first found a mirror and leaned against the corner of the windowsill, just in time to see out of the window and above.

Then, he gently opened the window, and slowly released the ghost made of hydrogen balloons, rising to the height of the second floor little by little.

Gao Jun stretched out his hand and grabbed the black cloth, and let the terrible devil's face show off his wealth outside the window on the second floor.

The sound of the upstairs was still ringing, and the other party didn't even notice the window, and maybe the curtains were drawn.

Gao Jun was a little impatient, poked his head out directly, and let out a tiger roar out the window.

This roar frightened Mr. Han, the sound pierced the clouds and cracked the sky, shaking the heavens and the earth, it was really scary, it was not a human voice at all, like a wolf howling the moon, like a tiger roaring in the mountains and forests.

This roar, not to mention the hooligans on the second floor, the main community was almost alarmed, Han Jingjing hurriedly turned off the light in the room, otherwise people would really think it was haunted.

"Oh, what is this?" just then, an exclamation came from upstairs.

Immediately after that, there was a sound of footsteps, and everyone upstairs rushed over, only to hear someone shouting, "Oh my god, it's haunted!"

The sense of fear spread instantly, if it was ordinary people, they would have been scared to the core, of course, this group of people is nothing special, but the only difference is that this group of guys are drunks.

Two of them were drunk.

If a man drinks too much, he is invincible in the world!

I only heard someone shouting: "What the fuck, let Lao Tzu see, if the female ghost Lao Tzu fucked her, if it was a male ghost, Lao Tzu also fucked him!"

Legend has it that even if there are really ghosts, they will only target those who are deficient in qi and blood, and those who are truly yang will not encounter ghosts, especially those who are fierce and evil, such as butchers, executioners, etc., and even ghosts have to take a detour.

It is because of such a mess that the hearts of the people are suddenly stabilized, as long as someone opens the window and stabs it gently, the ghost will appear in its original form.

But it doesn't matter, Mr. Han has already left a back hand, to be precise, this is the killer feature.

She picked up the leather tube that connected the mask's mouth, which contained a special liquid, but was sealed at both ends.

At this point, she ripped off the end of her hand, stuffed a large syringe into it, and pushed it hard......

Gao Jun could see clearly in the mirror.

I saw that the grimace's mouth suddenly erupted with fire, like a living dragon, which was exceptionally clear in this dark night.

The flames sprayed directly on the glass window on the second floor, and a drunk just opened the window, and it happened to be sprayed, and his hair was instantly ignited, so frightened that he instantly sobered up and screamed.

The others were even more scared out of their minds, this fire-breathing, not a ghost!?

Upstairs was a jingling chaos, pots and pans fell to the ground, like firecrackers, and the footsteps were even more rapid and chaotic, men shouted, women screamed, scrambling to flee in all directions.

Gao Jun immediately took the evil ghost back, and Han Jingjing hurriedly ran to the door, holding the door mirror and looking out, a group of people almost rolled down from the stairs, extremely embarrassed!

"Yay!"

Gao Jun and the two were very successful, and they high-fived each other excitedly, and the screams in the silent night came and went, and it took a long time to disappear.

"What was the liquid in that tube just now, and how could it suddenly turn into a flame? Even if there is no open flame in gasoline, it won't burn, right?" Gao Jun asked curiously and excitedly.

Teacher Han said: "The liquid is diethyl zinc, which can be dissolved by rainwater and burns when it meets air, which is a very special substance. ”

"Oh!" Gao Jun suddenly realized, and the Korean teacher gave a thumbs up and said, "Knowledge is power!"

"Less, to do this kind of thing with my beloved chemistry, I think it's blasphemy to science. Han Jingjing said helplessly.

"Don't think so, the great sages and predecessors, they discovered that the development of science is for the benefit of future generations, and hope that future generations can make reasonable use of science to serve mankind. Gao Jun said.

Han Jingjing is naturally not an opponent, but hearing him say this, my heart is a lot better.

Gao Jun stretched and said, "It's finally clean, let's sleep!"

After speaking, he walked directly towards Han Jingjing's bedroom, the two had just united and cooperated, without spending a single soldier, using wisdom to win a big victory, full of tacit understanding, like-minded, it was the time to be emotional.

So Teacher Han didn't think much about it, and immediately stepped over, and only came back to his senses when he walked to the door, and immediately reached out to drag Gao Jun.

Just a few minor mistakes.

She made a hasty move, and she didn't see it, she just wanted to grab him and throw him out.

Who would have thought of this grab, and pulled Gao Jun's shorts, Gao Jun was walking forward, caught off guard......

The pants are off!

A strong man, even his buttocks are so firm, and he has obviously exercised the glutes maximus, gluteus minimus and posterior gluteal muscles.

"Oops!"

Teacher Han exclaimed in surprise, and hurriedly let go as if his hands were hot, his face was red and ashamed.

Gao Jun also pretended to be surprised and half turned around, and said, "Oh, Mr. Han, you are too anxious, why don't you wait for me to get to the bed before ......"

Han Jingjing was so ashamed that she was about to drill into the cracks in the ground, and shouted: "Put it on, put it on, and get out quickly." ”

Gao Jun naturally didn't care at all, he slowly lifted his pants and said, "Pick up your pants and leave, it's too unkind, right?"

"If you don't go, I'll go!" Han Jingjing turned around and ran, plunging into the bathroom.

I only heard Gao Jun shouting outside the door: "Don't run around, this area is haunted!"

Bang......

Teacher Han slammed the door shut.

Gao Jun pursed his lips, climbed onto Mr. Han's bed gracefully, was blinded, and soon entered his dream in the quiet night.

Teacher Han was still at a loss to hide in the bathroom, in the mirror was his pretty face flushed, with his own hood hanging on the top of his head, next to Gao Jun's freshly washed sportswear, two toothbrushes on the shelf, and a razor, Han Jingjing wondered, when did these appear, did this guy join the gang like this?

The small space was filled with the smell of men's body foam, which made Mr. Han's face red, she looked sideways, and was suddenly surprised to find that although there were two sets of teeth and a shaving series, there was still only one towel, which was her own, so what did this bastard use to wipe himself after taking a shower just now?