Chapter 685: The Game and the Wife
Gao Jun originally thought that the enemy was just trying to scare people and create a public opinion.
It wasn't until he saw that scene outside the window of Fang Yuan's house last night that he realized that they had already started to act.
If Fang Yuan was a saint, a witch or something, Gao Jun didn't believe it, she must have been instigated.
Beauties, they are all multi-functional, Fang Yuan used to work for the loan shark group, he used his beauty to seduce those teenagers and spend money on her, and now she can naturally continue to use her beauty to attract people into the shoe teaching.
Gao Jun now has two doubts, first, what is going on with these believers, why did they choose them, and the shoe sect chooses believers, it doesn't always depend on qualifications, but on talent, right?
Second, what happened to the bottle that Fang Yuan took out last night, full of smoke for people to smoke? What was inside?
At this time, one of the target characters appeared, and he was a freshman in his freshman, and Gao Jun wanted to figure it out from him.
"I've eaten and drunk enough, and I'm going to get to work. Gao Jun put down the empty wine bottle, wiped his mouth and left.
He didn't chase the boy, because he was walking towards the dormitory, and Gao Jun only had to hang behind him, and the counselor was free to enter and leave the dormitory building anyway.
The freshman dormitory was unified on the second and third floors, and he watched the kid enter the dormitory, and he turned out to be roommates with Zhao Kun, and Zhao Kun was playing online games in Lu Lei's dormitory at this time.
Therefore, Gao Jun swaggered into Lu Lei's dormitory, this little calf was skewering, and Wu Zhipeng said: "What do you say you can do, buy a meat skewer and be robbed of more than half of it, won't you refuse, won't you resist, what's wrong with him, can the teacher eat and take cards for students, can the teacher cover the sky with one hand, do you say yes?"
Lu Lei felt that someone was coming in, and subconsciously thought it was a classmate, so he asked casually.
Gao Jun said with a smile: "You're right, the teacher really can't do this, let alone help the students to fight, shouldn't help the students come up with ideas to pick up girls, especially shouldn't help the students when they encounter ghosts......"
Lu Lei was suddenly startled, and saw that it was Gao Jun, this rabbit cub reacted very quickly, his family was well-off, his family was in business, he had been exposed to it since he was a child, and he far surpassed his peers in terms of dealing with people.
So as soon as he saw Gao Jun, he immediately picked up the meat skewers in his hand and said: "Hello teacher, the teacher has worked hard, this ice and snow, we have to work hard for our study and life, not to lose the soul of the engineer, worthy of the gardener's spirit, the teacher hasn't eaten yet, come, taste the meat skewers, it's still hot." ”
Gao Jun sneered and said, "This doesn't count as eating and taking cards, right?"
"Of course not. Lu Lei immediately said: "It's completely a dinner party between friends." ”
This rich kid really knows how to be a man and can speak, this thing can be big or small, no matter how you say it, it's not right, but if you pull the status of both sides on the same line and make friends commensurate with each other, it's okay.
Lu Lei mainly taught Wu Zhipeng a lesson just now, but he still had nothing to say to Gao Jun, such a teacher is rare in his life.
A teacher who can teach boys to chase girls, first of all, is extremely rare, it is not a joke, but to convey a correct way of falling in love, for example, he once told boys that when they go on a first date with a girl, they should let the girl walk on the inside and the boy walk on the outside, so as to create a sense of security for her, reduce nonsense and cowhide when talking, and take the initiative to explore each other's hobbies and then do what they like, etc......
When he found that students smoked before, Gao Jun did not criticize in the past, but instead took out his own high-quality sky-high cigarettes to share with the students, and educated them with real things.
Some students were provoked and bullied by hooligans outside the school at the door, other teachers hid far away, and those with a little conscience would choose to call the police.
An overwhelming beating of them once is more effective than reporting to the police ten times.
And last time Lu Lei dug up dry bones, and there were ghosts and ghosts shaking in the fire, which scared them out of their souls, and they ran frantically, and they saw several counselors head-on, except for Gao Jun, after seeing them, they also turned around and ran.
Therefore, a teacher like Gao Jun is definitely suitable to be a lifelong friend.
"What are you doing stupidly, hurry up and get a bottle of beer for Mr. Gao!" Lu Lei shouted at Wu Zhipeng.
Gao Jun hurriedly waved his hand to stop it, although Wu Zhipeng was deliberately keeping a low profile, he would rather be driven as a younger brother, but after all, he was pretending.
You must know that people have a habitual mentality, and they will get worse on the basis of habits, for fear that they will further bully Wu Zhipeng.
This is a world-class hacker, although he is young, but he has unpredictable means, if he is really anxious, cut off your WIFI every day, and see how you live.
Lu Lei bared his teeth at Gao Jun, turned around and continued to play the game.
Wu Zhipeng smiled and whispered to Gao Jun: "Teacher Gao doesn't have to care, in fact, they didn't bully me, but on weekdays, they would always call me for group activities in the dormitory, eating, drinking and having fun, and treat me as a brother.
I'm a tech nerd myself, and I used to focus on studying technology and neglecting happiness, but now I have the opportunity to bring him back to school, just like a time in time, and I can also experience a good love affair and brotherhood. ”
Wu Zhipeng said emotionally, full of joy, Gao Jun was relieved.
The reason why he let Wu Zhipeng go alone is that he believes in the charm of this campus and the beauty of people's hearts, and now Gao Jun is worried that when the country calls in the future, this kid doesn't want to leave.
Seeing that they were playing games online together, they were completely Internet addicted teenagers, Gao Jun asked with a smile: "Looking at you, I found that my strategy of entertaining and educating and educating all the people has achieved great success."
At that time, hundreds of millions of CrossFire players, through the game, fully mastered the knowledge of various firearms, as well as the combat experience of street battles, encounters, and even the skills of individual hand-to-hand combat, and then hundreds of millions of players mastered various tactical cooperation through League of Legends, what are you playing now?"
"Eat chicken. Wu Zhipeng said.
"Who eats whom?" Gao Jun asked curiously.
This question is dirty enough, the young people are full of black lines, Wu Zhipeng smiled bitterly: "Playerunknown's Battlegrounds." ”
"It's a fitting name. Gao Jun said: "This is very similar to when a scout goes deep behind the enemy to reconnoitre, he is discovered by the enemy, and the enemy is constantly compressing the living space under the condition of breaking through the battle, even if there are only two or three people in the reconnaissance team, if the tactics are used properly, not only can successfully break through, Jedi survival, but also kill and injure the enemy to a certain extent."
Interestingly, these games are also an evolutionary process, familiarize yourself with weapons and equipment in Crossfire, understand tactical coordination in League of Legends, and then be sent to the Jedi battlefield behind enemy lines to start the most brutal battles.
If all three games are played at an elite level, they can barely be counted as militia. ”
Gao Jun's words are deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, for this group of game dead houses, whether it is parents, teachers or their girlfriends, they hate it to the core, this is good, they have an excuse to deal with, this is not to play the game again, but to conduct military training, become a militia, hide soldiers from the people, and defend the motherland.
"What Mr. Gao said is so good, I finally have a reasonable reason. A sao nian said happily: "You don't know, my girlfriend is a game idiot, I played a game before, a number played for four or five years, not to mention how much money it cost, the key is that there are countless efforts in it, fighting monsters during the day, hanging up at night, as a result, she accidentally deleted all my equipment, if she hadn't accidentally emptied her own shopping cart, I even suspect it was her routine." ”
The only topic that can make Internet addicted teenagers temporarily divert their attention is women.
As soon as this guy finished speaking, a young man next to him said: "You're okay, my girlfriend can't see me playing games, as long as I play games, she will immediately wrap up like a snake, gnawing and touching me, last time I actually put my hand into my pants, fortunately Lao Tzu Lingji moved, she just gave up." ”
After listening to this, everyone immediately stopped playing the game, and would rather be killed by the enemy than laugh.
"This cleverness is used by the chicken. Gao Jun also gave a thumbs up and praised: "But I want to ask you, is the game really more important than a girlfriend?"
"No, of course it's the girlfriend that matters. Lu Lei said: "In fact, we all know in our hearts, the game is only temporary, just because the novelty temporarily attracts us, just like Mr. Gao, at your age, you must have been very addicted to arcade machines, and those post-80s predecessors were also very obsessed with Contra, Super Mario."
However, now that you have money and time, you don't care about it anymore, why don't you go to play arcades as you like, and why don't those seniors stop guarding the red and white machines?
Because all games have their timeliness, but the wife is eternal, every day before going to bed and every day when you get up and open your eyes, you will see her face, until death comes to end it.
Therefore, one day when we are tired of the game, we will easily give up, but one day, even if we are tired of our wife, we still have to live with her, so why rush for a while, why not play while we are still interested. ”
Hearing his words, Gao Jun was speechless and choked speechless......
I have to admit that what this stinky boy said makes sense, no man will still be game-centric after starting a family, people will grow, and hobbies will slowly decrease with life until they disappear completely.
Just when everyone was laughing, suddenly a boy appeared at the door, Gao Jun was slightly stunned, this kid was the one he followed just now, one of the black-robed people last night, I didn't expect him to take the initiative to appear......