Chapter 684: Three Practices a Day
Life is beautiful, husband and wife life is sweet, Gao Jun is comfortable, but Han Jingjing is bitter.
In the first half of the night, she was worried that her parents hadn't slept yet, so she didn't let Gao Jun climb on the sofa.
I thought that Gao Jun would give up if he was sleepy for a while, but who would have thought that Han Jingjing would fall asleep first in a daze, and Gao Jun was still succeeded in a daze.
There are poems as evidence: in the middle of the night, the ghost presses the head of the bed, the Luo skirt rolls over and the people are intoxicated, the spear pierces the peach blossom stamen, and he does not dare to frown loudly.
Although it is uncomfortable to endure no matter what is said, this feeling of fear has another kind of stimulation.
It was Gao Jun, a dead guy, who squeezed directly into the sofa after the clouds and rain at midnight, and quickly fell asleep.
Poor Han Jingjing was awakened by him from his dream and sent to the clouds again, at this time his soul was still drifting, his body was still spasming, and he couldn't sleep for a long time.
I don't know how long it took, the sky outside seemed to be dark, Han Jingjing was not sleepy, her breathing was nasal like wheezing, she blushed shyly, and punched Gao Jun, who was snoring like thunder.
Thinking about it, I was still afraid that my parents who got up early would see the two of them in such a posture, so I could only grit my teeth and pull the blanket and go to sleep on the floor by myself.
It didn't take long for fatigue to hit and I finally fell asleep.
The sky was bright, Han Jingjing was woken up by the heat in a daze, feeling that her body was sweating, and when she opened her eyes, she saw Gao Jun's big face in front of her, and she was lying on Gao Jun's body, like a stack of arhats.
She was very strange, she was obviously sleeping on the floor, and when she looked sideways, the floor was intact and the blanket was still on the ground.
Look at yourself again, it is actually your own quilt, but this quilt was left for my parents last night, and then look at the bedroom, the door is open, and my parents are not there.
Lift the quilt again, and clean it yourself!!
Oh, my God!
Han Jingjing only felt dizzy, according to the analysis of evidence at the scene, she slept soundly on Gao Jun's body, and after her parents got up, they clearly and clearly saw this scene, and then covered themselves with a quilt.
let her parents see such a picture, Han Jingjing wanted to die headlonging.
But how could this be? In order to avoid this scene, he has already gone to sleep on the floor?
Looking down, Gao Jun, the dead guy, was obviously sweating all over, but he still slept soundly, obviously pretending.
It's definitely this dead guy who secretly picked himself up, picked up his nightdress, and put on this posture, this dead guy wants to tell his parents that the young man is the most greedy for joy, and the two don't want to be disturbed in the world.
The other is to once again break through Han Jingjing's inner scale and completely smash the barriers of her conservative thoughts.
The man is such a strange creature, always thinking about the Laliang family to go into the water, and persuading the young lady to be good.
How can Gao Jun be an exception, Tong Ling is wild enough, but he likes to see Tong Ling's dignified and quiet side the most, Han Jingjing is too conservative, so he will constantly break her bottom line and force her to go crazy.
"You dead guy, you're so shameless!" Han Jingjing was annoyed and angry, and grabbed Gao Jun's neck: "You still dare to pretend to sleep with me, I will strangle you...... Yikes!!"
Before Han Jingjing's words were finished, it turned into an exclamation.
A sudden burst of heat pierced her body......
Gao Jun is a very health-conscious person, always pay attention to the body's exercise, such as 'morning exercise', 'nap', 'bedtime fitness' and 'midnight exercise', this high-intensity training program is very helpful for the core strength of the waist and abdomen.
After the morning exercise, Han Jingjing fell asleep again, Gao Jun didn't expect that she was so cute when she slept, curled up like a baby.
It is said that this is the safest sleeping position in the human subconscious, that is, the curled up posture from the mother's body.
What's even more unexpected is that Han Jingjing still has a finger in her mouth, as if she is holding a pacifier, which is very cute.
But there are also potential safety hazards, Han Jingjing is a person who often deals with dangerous Huaxue materials, once one day the hand is not washed thoroughly, the chemical substance intake, is very dangerous.
So Gao Jun decided to change her sleeping habit, gently pulled her hand out of her mouth, and then put it on the spear that she was cooling down, helping her complete the transformation from a girl to a woman in detail.
After sleeping until three o'clock in the morning, Gao Jun was woken up by hunger, and Han Jingjing was awakened by his gurgling stomach.
The two looked at each other with hazy sleepy eyes, thinking about the clouds and rain at midnight, experiencing the passionate morning exercise, and after that, there was only happiness and peace.
Han Jingjing reached out and touched the stubble that came out of Gao Jun's chin, and her voice was low and magnetic: "You damn guy is really lacking in morality. ”
Gao Jun kissed the back of her smooth hand lightly and smiled.
"In this way, everyone from me to my parents is determined to identify with you. Han Jingjing squeezed herself into Gao Jun's arms, curled up like a kitten, happy, and muttered: "I have been their princess for twenty years, but I can only be your queen for one day, a favorite concubine for ten months, and a nanny for a lifetime, I think it's a little unwilling." ”
Gao Jun smiled and said, "I have heard this, people say that a man is a prince for twenty years, an emperor for one day, a eunuch for ten months, and a slave for a lifetime.
I think this description is too one-sided, rather than such a description, it is better to say, twenty years of waiting, one day of outburst, ten months of care, and a lifetime of togetherness. ”
Han Jingjing was slightly stunned, savoring his words, and then hugged Gao Jun tightly, as if to merge into one.
In Gao Jun's arms, Han Jingjing felt unprecedented satisfaction, the warm embrace of her lover, the satisfying life of husband and wife, the pleasant and touching spiritual exchange, the sincere blessing of her parents, and the ideal career...... Life is like this, there is nothing more.
Lying on the bed and making a phone call, Gao Jun's plan was successful, his parents saw the scene in the morning, and they didn't want to stay here anymore, the old couple went to the sales office early in the morning, it was originally an existing house, and they took the key directly, and now they are visiting the furniture city in the wind and snow, and they can't wait to move into the new house tonight.
For this reason, Han Jingjing hated so much that she kicked Gao Jun out of bed and asked him to cook, who thought that he was lazy and didn't want to move, so he climbed up again.
The snow had been falling all night, and it hadn't stopped, but it was much lighter, but it was cold and windy, and there was nothing more comfortable than staying under the covers these days.
The two ordered takeout in the bed, but after the delivery, no one wanted to go out of the bed to open the door, and in the end they could only guess the boxing, rock-paper-scissors to decide.
Han Jingjing lost, and Gao Jun smiled proudly.
Han Jingjing was not ambiguous, she directly lifted the quilt and got out of bed, and she had to open the door so cleanly.
Gao Jun immediately numbly clawed, hurriedly jumped down, carried her back, wrapped himself in a blanket and went to open the door, behind him was Han Jingjing smug smile.
In order to avoid trouble, especially to wash the dishes with chopsticks, Gao Jun ordered a hamburger fast food, got some Yunzhi chicken, fries burgers and the like, and ate them directly with his hands.
Han Jingjing is a person with a strong taste and a soft spot for fries, but she has to dip them in tomato sauce.
asked Gao Jun to help her tear open the package of ketchup, but as a result, Gao Jun 'accidentally', the ketchup squirted out and splashed on Han Jingjing's body.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'll clean it up for you. ”
After Gao Jun finished speaking, he pounced like a wolf, and soon, Han Jingjing was cleaner than after taking a bath, panting, and her jade body was horizontal, and with her trembling hands, she squeezed the remaining ketchup on herself.
Gao Jun was overjoyed when he saw it, laughed wildly, and pounced on it again......
If it weren't for the fact that today was Sunday, returning to school in the evening, and Gao Jun had to go to work, they might really follow Gao Jun's training method, from morning exercise to midnight.
Before leaving, Gao Jun shamelessly accused Han Jingjing: "I didn't expect you to be a teacher, and Teacher Han, who has thick eyebrows and big eyes, actually has times when you overindulge." ”
"Nonsense. Han Jingjing said with a red face, although she was only wearing a nightdress, the skin on her chest was still pink, her hair was scattered, and her breath was still a little disordered, but she would never admit it.
"Men who overindulge can have kidney deficiency. Gao Jun said.
Han Jingjing glanced at him and said, "What about the woman?"
"Women overindulge, or men have kidney deficiency. Gao Jun rubbed his waist and said with a wry smile: "That's why I said you were overindulgent!"
"Well deserved. Han Jingjing scolded with a smile and pushed him out of the door: "Get out!"
Gao Jun rubbed his back and was kicked out, he didn't even eat dinner, fortunately he caught Wu Zhipeng, this guy was holding a large handful of mutton skewers and walked into the door, at first glance, he was helping Lu Lei's bunny buns run errands, since the last time they really dug up the skeletons, these guys pretended to be okay on the surface, but in fact they were so scared that they didn't even dare to go out of the dormitory door, and they played games against the computer every day, either killing zombies or fighting monsters, so as to train their courage.
Gao Jun immediately unceremoniously took more than half of it, sat in the communication room, found out the good wine hidden by the deputy captain, and ate happily.
Not long after, the deputy captain came to work, and as soon as he saw Gao Jun skewering, he immediately called the little security guard to go out and buy a case of beer, and said with a smile: "Skewers and beer are the right way, Xiao Zhang, go and help me buy some big waists." ”
The little security guard immediately rushed out, and the deputy captain didn't even give him money, and it is estimated that he will not give it when he comes back.
"Eat a big waist?" Gao Jun stared at him with bright eyes, and said with a smile: "It's no wonder that you are now picking two families on your shoulder, not only to go back to pay the public grain, but also to serve the bureau outside, and indeed to make up for it." ”
"Hey, that's fate. The vice captain also said with emotion: "Whoever makes us can't do the work we have to worry about, then we can only do some ......."
This is a typical bargain!
But soon, it was the turn of the vice captain to be surprised: "Good guy, this little waist is not enough for you to eat alone, you are so weak that you are better than me." ”
Gao Jun pouted and nodded, and suddenly saw a returning student appear at the door, he picked up the wine bottle and poured it up, so that the people outside could not see his face, but he could see the people outside.
Several students walked in one after another, and he didn't care about the others, but one of them was very special, it was one of the black-robed people who was doing business at Fang Yuan's house last night!