"What are you doing? Do you know that today is important to you? Do you know how many talented people at Kyoto University are wasting their precious time waiting for you?"

In front of everyone in the academy, Principal Zhang was furious. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info He doesn't give Li Dabao any face, in his eyes, this Li Dabao is a stubborn student who dropped out of school.

This Li Dabao really didn't know how to lift, and he didn't even wash. The most important thing is that he turned out to be late.

He just wants to make Li Dabao's reputation stink for Zhang Xiaogang, so that he will be slumped from then on.

To this end, he also invited more than a dozen media outlets.

Li Dabao's image, uploaded to the Internet, has accumulated attention for so long, and it has fallen away.

"I'm sorry for the long wait. Li Dabao said with a smile, he showed shocking endurance.

If Principal Zhang really did that before he said this, he might still feel a little guilty in his heart, and at this time he could finally have a clear conscience.

He laboriously pulled out the speech from his pants.

Although he wondered why there were so many media. But he is largely immune to the media.

"I am very grateful to all the leaders of the school and to the students for taking the time to listen to my speech. ”

"Hmph. Principal Zhang said dissatisfiedly.

"Postpartum care for sows ....... Halfway through his speech, he looked at Principal Zhang.

Everyone looked at Principal Zhang, and Principal Zhang was angry. This guy won't have any other demon moths, right?

"Principal Zhang, are you sure I want to read this thing to everyone?" Li Dabao said with a smile.

"Isn't it your business to do what you do?" said Principal Zhang, with an ugly face.

"Didn't you say yesterday that you had prepared a speech for me, and that I had to read it according to the script? But I think it's a bit overkill for a talented person at Kyoto University to learn about postpartum care for this sow all day?

Can I play freely?" asked Li Dabao.

Naturally, the manuscript was not written like that, it was just Li Dabao's means.

Principal Zhang said with an ugly face: "If you don't have knowledge, don't come up and be embarrassed." ”

"Okay, since Principal Zhang agreed, I'll talk to you casually. ”

There was a boiling and chaos below, some people despised Li Dabao, some blamed Principal Zhang, and even some people had to pack up their things and leave.

Reporters and cameramen also frantically took pictures.

They all laughed secretly, and sure enough, there will be news wherever this Li Dabao goes.

Before everyone could understand what was going on, he said.

Speaking of the current society, it is also a society of brushing faces, and a few days ago my friend always said that the articles he published on Weibo were always distressed and no one paid attention to them. But if it is a beautiful woman who posts a Weibo, there will be a lot of likes.

I asked him what you had published.

He said that yesterday, he published yesterday with two good friends in bed to play a night fight landlord.

Who sees this thing? What is so beautiful about fighting the landlord? There is wood and it feels very earthy?

As his friend, I can only give him an idea, I give him an idea, and as a result, his Weibo has more than 100,000 clicks a day, which is quite effective.

I also know that people are really interested in knowing what the hell I came up with.

I changed the name of his Weibo post: "Two men me that night. ”

The students burst into laughter, which seemed to be a funny joke, but this one was ironic about the title party. Scam clicks or something.

This guy often has the same dream, in which he always realizes that he has discovered a great secret of the world, but when he wakes up, he can't remember anything.

Finally, one day, he made up his mind to dig out this secret, after all, there was once a scientist who wanted to draw the molecular formula of toluene, but he couldn't figure out the order of their arrangement, and suddenly one day he had a dream, he dreamed that a snake bit his tail, and after the inspiration of that dream, he finally discovered the secret of this world.

This dream changed the world.

He also felt that his dream should also be able to change the world.

So I put paper and pen next to my pillow and went to bed.

When he dreamed again, he wrote down the secrets of this world while he seemed to be awake. When I woke up, I saw that the paper read: If the banana is big, the banana peel is also big!

Isn't this nonsense? If it's the other way around, it won't be covered, and this thing is not the foreskin.

Of course, the most annoying thing is that this guy often asks me about things between men and women, and everyone knows my situation, although there are two goddesses who are pursuing me, but I am a real single.

But I still know a lot about women.

Five lies that women love to tell:

Tell me the story of you and her, I won't be angry, if you are so stupid to tell you and the former her, I guess you will sleep on the couch for a month.

The second one, the old husband and wife, don't want any Valentine's Day gifts, if you have the ability to really don't buy it, you will be completely finished.

I think I'm really not suitable for you, and the implication of this is that it is not that he is not suitable for you, but that you are not suitable for her;

I don't want to have a boyfriend for the time being, it's definitely because people don't like you.

I have a person in my heart, and that person is better qualified than you, and as for who it is, it remains to be considered.

Li Dabao is talking about the talk show in China in his previous life at this time.

Principal Zhang really can't stand it, what kind of mess is he talking about?

"Please go down, you are not welcome at Kyoto University. We won't waste all our time on you. Principal Zhang pointed at Li Dabao's nose and scolded.

"Principal Zhang. Li Dabao said sharply.

He took the microphone and pointed at Principal Zhang in front of all the teachers and students in the school.

"I didn't expect Kyoto University to have that much energy.

Kyoto University, as one of our top universities in China, is such hospitality?

The reason why I was able to give a speech to you today is also because I saw the face of the Centennial College of Kyoto University, not you, nor these students in Kyoto.

What are the achievements of Kyoto University, you can tell me. ”

"Hmph, Kyoto University, as the oldest university in history, naturally has its own heritage. ”

"When you say that, I feel like those people in society.

My boss earns 10 million a year, and my cousin's aunt's third uncle's friend picks up rags and earns three houses.

I've always asked you, what does this have to do with you?

Kyoto University isn't a big dye vat either, and if you can't bring credit to Kyoto University, you don't deserve to be here.

If he's a big dye vat, and you dye it like this, sooner or later it's time for him to turn into a dung vat. ”