"I don't think I've offended you, but you've been targeting me at every turn since I entered Kyoto University. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Kyoto University has no money, so I can squeak, and some caring people in the society will lend a helping hand, and a van to buy groceries brought me here.

I'm going to have to take a bus for a while.

Yes, I have a junior high school education, but you shouldn't humiliate me like that, right?

I'm not picky about the van where I buy groceries, as long as you wipe it clean, can you smell the smell of formalin on my body now?

You have arranged for me a dusty room that I have not washed since yesterday.

I don't say how successful I am now, but you don't know the most basic etiquette of being a human being?

This is the Kyoto University that we Chinese people aspire to?

It's like it's full of bureaucratic officialdom.

I was able to endure all of this, and I wanted to be here for everyone to witness the formation of a new situation in my entertainment.

I didn't expect Kyoto University to tolerate me.

Are they geniuses?

I don't need you to answer, I'll tell you, they're geniuses, they're geniuses among geniuses.

Literati can have arrogance, but I don't see the so-called arrogance, I see arrogance.

I've not eaten three times, and I'm enthusiastically speaking to everyone, why?

Is it for me to be more famous?

That would be better if I wrote one more poem at home. ”

When he made this announcement, President Zhang knew that it would backfire.

The reporter did not expect that he, a thorn, would be treated so inhumanely at Kyoto University.

In their hearts, they secretly cursed Kyoto University for deserving it.

The talented people were very angry when they heard Li Dabao insult Kyoto University like this, but they couldn't do anything but be angry.

But when they heard the smell of formalin on the dishes, these people immediately gagged, and the dishes in their cafeteria turned out to be poisonous vegetables?

"Mr. Li Dabao, we respect you, but it doesn't mean that you can mess around at Kyoto University, Kyoto University is a gathering place for our Chinese literati, as for whether our president respects you or not, then let's see if you are worthy of the respect of others. ”

"Thank you for your profound education in China, but may I ask you what important contributions you have made in China, or how many international literati have been produced at Kyoto University over the years?

How many Nobel Prize-winning essays have you written?"

The student, who was still in high spirits just now, lowered his head.

"I can tell from your look that you haven't done anything, you haven't achieved anything. So what other reasons do you have to stop me from speaking here?

Could it be that Kyoto University is studying postpartum care for sows?"

Many students at Kyoto University were crying angrily.

That's too ruthless, isn't it?

What is the postpartum care of sows?

Kyoto University is a big dye vat, and these students are here to dye.

What turns into a dung bar sooner or later.

Li Dabao was really angry.

"I have an ancient poem for Kyoto University, and it is also the most valuable gift I have left to Kyoto University. If there is something you don't understand, come and ask me, and be sensitive and eager to learn. ”

Pick up the chalk and write on the board.

Needles

Thousands of hammers and a needle, upside down and upside down.

The eyes are long on the buttocks, and they only recognize the clothes but not the people.

Throw the chalk on the ground and leave angrily.

"Damn, this rotten place is so despised that I'll never come back again. ”

He also knew that the incident would cause a media sensation.

This poem was also purchased for a million followers.

He also secretly regretted in his heart, he was too impulsive, and he owed 2.5 million followers so far.

But if he didn't, he felt uncomfortable.

This song is a poem written by a great poet in the late Qing Dynasty, and even an illiterate old peasant understands the meaning of this poem. Newspapers are full of similar reports on the Internet.

Li Dabao's fans are active again on the Internet.

"I really didn't expect that Brother Dabao would make a big fuss at Kyoto University again. ”

"Look, your old man is just different from other people, scolding people and scolding people with poetry. It turns out that poetry still has this function? It's definitely a very elegant scolding. ”

"I've heard Zhang Xiaogang say a long time ago that he has a relative at Kyoto University, so it can't be President Zhang, right? If it's really that big, it's understandable that President Zhang is embarrassed. ”

"What kind of temper is this master, he doesn't inquire, it is estimated that he despises people when he is young, and now he is overwhelmingly criticizing Kyoto University, and Kyoto University deserves it. ”

"I know Bao Ye, and I don't think this matter is over at all.

Watching Brother Dabao scolding these people without dirty words, I felt very comfortable, and it was the first time I saw a talented person from Kyoto University who had no power to fight back in front of others. ”

Kyoto University held an emergency meeting.

"I propose to ban Li Dabao in the literary world, so that he will have no face in China. ”

After saying that, he regretted it a little, because Li Dabao can also write songs, and music is his old job.

"Even if you are not satisfied, you shouldn't do this, this is a slap in the face of Kyoto University, how will Kyoto University compete with those excellent schools in the future?"

"And now the students don't come to the cafeteria to eat, and a lot of people are making noodles and eating out. ”

"How can you dare to make noodles in the dormitory?"

There are all sorts of reviews.

"This time, Kyoto University lost all its face. ”

"Otherwise, let's look at it like this, for the time being, we won't make any comments, we won't make any responses, let's wait for the principal to come back, we're making plans. ”

"What else are you going to do? It's all about making people scold, if you just keep silent and don't let other colleagues laugh?" Principal Zhang said angrily.

These people all looked at Principal Zhang, after all, the cause of this incident was Principal Zhang.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Principal Zhang also felt embarrassed.

The old headmaster will be back tomorrow, he was supposed to go on vacation, but this time he had to come back early.

It was a day of torment for everyone at Kyoto University.

This is the first time in many years that Kyoto University has received so much attention.

This time, Kyoto University was also labeled with various labels.

Finally the old headmaster returned.

Zhang Mengjie was naturally very happy.

"I'm not surprised that Li Dabao did such a thing, he is a local bun in Huaxia. -stirring sticks. In any case, you should not shout without regard to your face, it is simply unreasonable, like a shrew scolding the street.

In life, we will always encounter all kinds of difficulties, tests, and sufferings. If they were all like him, then the world wouldn't be chaotic?"