The two women were speechless for a while in the face of Gao Jun, this guy can say everything one by one, knowing that it is nonsense, and it is impossible to refute it.

Tong Ling smiled bitterly and said, "Teacher Qi, you can entangle with him, I don't dare to say more, I'm afraid that he will bring me badly." ”

"Hey, I'm going to pee and mud when you're bad. Gao Jun immediately said dissatisfied.

Tong Ling glanced at him and turned to leave, after all, she and Qi Xinyue were not the same person, and the three of them were even more awkward together.

Qi Xinyue naturally didn't hold back, looking at Gao Jun coldly, after Tong Ling walked away, she suddenly stretched out her hand, and the action was even faster than Qi Miao's speed, as accurate as a crab, and twisted two handfuls on Gao Jun's arm, and said, "I'll let you talk nonsense and teach the students badly." ”

"Teach bad?" Gao Jun smiled bitterly: "As far as what I just said, no matter what I just said, it will be of infinite use for their lives, but at least it will greatly improve the success rate and safety of the first date." ”

"Nonsense. Qi Xinyue snorted: "What you said is completely to make people pretend, boys deliberately pretend to be considerate, girls deliberately pretend to be gentle and cute, strictly speaking, this is a deception." ”

"You can't button up your big hat. Gao Jun hurriedly said: "You are a teacher, do you often emphasize that if you have seen it ten times, it is better to pass it with your hands once."

Writing it once is better than reading it ten times, and even if you copy your homework, you can deepen a certain impression.

So now let them pretend to be considerate, pretend to be gentle, pretend to taste the sweetness once, and then they will slowly become really gentle and considerate. ”

"Cut, crooked. Qi Xinyue was speechless and said unhappily: "Pretending on the first date, it will become a deception in the future." ”

"Okay, then I'll ask you. Gao Jun said: "I wish Yingtai a woman to approach Liang Shanbo in disguise as a man, Bai Suzhen pretended to be a young lady from a rich family to get Xu Xian's trust, and Ximen officials pretended to be a female celebrity to invite Jin Lianmei...... Each of them is pretending, and in the end, they all have achieved a story for the ages?"

"Are Ximen officials and Jin Lian also a good story for the ages? I'll kick you to death!" Qi Xinyue picked up his little foot and kicked him on the calf.

Gao Jun laughed and said: "Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, rare is not enough to kick with your feet." ”

Qi Xinyue was really speechless, that is, she couldn't say him, beat him, he was rough and thick-skinned, she said angrily: "You just teach the students indiscriminately, in case they go out on a date tomorrow and have an accident, you have to be responsible."

As for the first date, with so many scheming and routines, since you can go out on a solo date, it shows that both men and women have a good sense of each other and have a good impression of each other, and the so-called dating is to understand the most real side of each other, and to be affectionate and polite......"

"Cut, as soon as you hear it, you will know the wisdom of the person who said this......" Gao Jun opened his mouth and came.

Seeing Qi Xinyue's eyes raised and was about to fight, he hurriedly changed his words: "As soon as I heard it, I knew that the person who said this was the fruit of wisdom on the tree of wisdom, and you and me under the tree of wisdom." ”

"You don't come to this set. Qi Xinyue laughed angrily, it's really fun to chat with this guy.

Gao Jun smiled: "I admit that what you said makes sense, but when it comes to understanding, it is not easy to understand, there are husbands and wives who have lived together for a lifetime and cannot fully understand each other, do you expect the first date, the two of them sit in the café and ask, what is your surname, what is your mother's surname, and you can understand each other?"

Dating is not a blind date, especially for college students, they have no ties of interests, no pressure of life, let the boy be considerate, let the girl be gentle, and enjoy this pure love, isn't it?"

Qi Xinyue was speechless: "So, I'm too conservative." ”

"That's right. Gao Jun said: "Life is precious, love is even more expensive, oops!"

Before Gao Jun finished speaking, it turned into a scream, kept shaking his hands, Qi Xinyue blushed and said: "It turns out that it's not that I'm conservative, it's that you guy is too open, who asked you to hug me?"

Gao Jun habitually reached out and hugged her fragrant shoulder, but the chick reacted and pinched the back of his hand with two fingernails, which was really painful.

The two walked while talking, Gao Jun looked around and said, "Where are we going?"

"Who is with you, I'll go mine, you go yours. Qi Xinyue snorted.

After speaking, she left quickly, and Gao Jun was thinking about Tong Ling in his heart, and wanted to lock the foreigner Geller, Tong Ling was the top priority.

But now if Gao Jun turns around and leaves, Qi Xinyue is afraid that he will ignore him for the rest of his life, and in this case, he is angry and waiting for a man to coax him.

He sighed helplessly in his heart, and immediately chased after him with a shy face, and said sincerely: "Of course, I will go wherever you go, you look at this huge campus, just like a big family, the classmates in a dormitory are like brothers and sisters, the classmates in a class are the closest partners, and the teachers also love each other."

I was the only one, lonely and unrelated, and I offended Dong Mingwei in the office, and everyone ignored me.

But I'm glad I met you here, you're my only relative!"

Ah...... Qi Xinyuefang's heart trembled when she said this, and the favorite words of women are 'You are my only one'.

Her face turned red, glanced at him lightly, and said, "I'll go to the girls' dormitory, what's the use of you following me?"

"Blend in. Gao Jun blurted out, and when he saw Qi Xinyue's eyes wide, he scratched his head and said, "I mean, escort you in." ”

Qi Xinyue didn't say much, but walked quickly towards the girls' dormitory, Gao Jun naturally couldn't get in when he arrived at the door, so he walked around.

There is a row of small bungalows around here, which is specially provided by the school for students to do club activities, the so-called club, basically a hobby club, all kinds of everything, such as chess and cards, guitar, martial arts, photography and so on.

This is the real university life, in addition to studying, good hobbies are also very necessary, and even become a lifelong hobby.

What attracts Gao Jun even more is that there are many people setting up stalls in the open space next to him, openly selling all kinds of items on campus, from computers, televisions, electric cars, to pillows, bedding, and sewing kits, which can be said to have everything, which is richer than grocery stores.

When I walked over and heard it, I realized that this was a student in one or two classes of the senior year, and the school came forward to sign a ten-month internship agreement with a well-known foreign trade company, and the hope of becoming a regular was very great, so almost more than 100 people in the two classes actively participated in it, and some things that could not be taken away were sold on the spot.

In their words, this is the magic weapon of their life on this campus, and it is better to sell it cheaply to the rags, than to pass it on to the younger students.

Gao Jun agrees with this sentence very much, and sells it to the tatters, and calls it inheritance to the younger brothers and sisters.

They attracted a lot of juniors and sisters to choose from, and there were indeed a lot of applications, but it was just something that made Gao Jun speechless, and one of the boys was peddling a deflated doll.

Gao Jun smiled bitterly: "Dude is hard enough, I don't want a girlfriend." ”

The boy looked at Gao Jun and immediately asked, "Do you want it?" This is a pure Japanese import, and when I bought it, it was more than 30,000 yuan, but now I can take it for only 6,000 yuan. ”

Let Lao Tzu buy an inflatable doll? Gao Jun laughed, if this was heard by his 'former you', he would still be dissatisfied with the world chasing him?

He waved his hand and said, "It's better to leave it to those who are destined." ”

He continued to walk forward, and was suddenly stopped by a small man with a somewhat obscene demeanor, and asked in a low voice: "Dude, my private collection, absolutely classic, now I can't bear to cut my love, half sell and half give, if you miss this village, there will be no such store." “

"I'm rubbing, what is it selling for?" Gao Jun asked in surprise.

The little man smiled mysteriously, took out a laptop, opened it, and suddenly a stale breath came to his face, the handwriting on the keyboard was blurred, the gap between the keyboard was full of soot, as well as cookie crumbs and bread crumbs and the like, the most ruthless was still on the screen, blurry, leaving a lot of traces of liquid drying, I am afraid that only through laboratory tests can we know what it is.

Gao Jun didn't comment casually, he knew that the more inconspicuous things were, the more incomparable their value.

Sure enough, the little boy turned on the computer, and it could still run, and the speed was not slow, but he opened the D disk quickly, and there was a shocking scene in a file called 'Li Baoku'.

All kinds of AVI files have dominated the screen, and the icons are very small, which shows the large capacity.

Here, from Aunt Muto Ran, who led us to the road, to Sakura Yura, the most pink newcomer today, in short, there is only one you don't know, and there is nothing that you can't find here.

And this guy is very careful.,Everyone's works are arranged in order.,The first row is the ancestor of the master's character, Mr. Muto,From the first part of the debut,After the process of cavalry and infantry in the middle,The evolution of scale,The pinnacle masterpiece of one person fighting alone in a group,A peerless work that retired at the end......

It can be said that his hard disk is the development history and evolution history of Dongying blockbusters in the past 20 years, recording the entire process of blockbusters from development to peak, which is enough to become a blockbuster museum, not only for entertainment, but even as a historical material treasure.

Gao Jun was suddenly shocked by this kid, and praised him sincerely: "You are still alive, it's incredible!"

The little man smiled and said, "It does feel like the body is hollowed out, but as long as you pay attention to moderation, it's fine...... How about buddy, buy it or not?"

"Buy?" Gao Jun suddenly changed his face, took out his work card, and said: "I am Gao Jun, a school-level counselor, and now I will tell you clearly that your behavior is very bad, and you have violated the provisions of Articles 363 to 367 of Section 9 of Chapter VI of the Criminal Law of our country on the crime of obstructing the order of social management, which belongs to the crime of producing, selling, and disseminating obscene, filthy, and articles, what do you say I should do to you?"

The little man looked at his work card, then at Gao Jun, and said without tears: "You are fishing, fishing, law enforcement!?"