Why is it important to be the first time?

Hearing this, Gao Jun almost laughed, he covered his mouth and muttered: "Of course the first time is important, first of all, it will hurt, it will be nervous, if it is done well, it will have a profound impact on the whole life, if it is not done well, it will leave a shadow on the whole life." ”

His voice was very low, but Tong Ling beside him could hear it clearly, and Teacher Tong gave him a fierce glance and almost kicked him.

At this moment, Qi Xinyue has already spoken: "You are all adults now, and although the school does not support the normal interaction between men and women, it will not oppose it, so I hold this class meeting in the hope that you can pay attention to it."

It's been two weeks since school started, and I know that you almost all have friends of the opposite sex, and tomorrow is the weekend, and most of you will be going on your first date in life, and I know you must be looking forward to it, nervous, and excited right now.

So as a teacher, I must remind you that when dealing with the opposite sex, you must respect each other, don't do things against the will of others, hope to leave a good impression on each other, outside the school, pay more attention to the choice of environment, try not to go to those nightclubs, entertainment venues, and do not allow you to stay overnight outside, if there is any situation, contact the teacher in time......"

Let's go it......

Gao Jun listened drowsy in the back, and thought that what an interesting theme class meeting turned out to be a mother-style nagging and advice.

The students naturally felt bored, and finally left their mother, who would have thought that there would be nagging here.

Qi Xinyue really doesn't have any dating experience, so she can't say anything new except for instructions and warnings, but fortunately there is Tong Ling, who is recognized by the teachers of the whole school as a courtesan, which is also the purpose of her inviting Tong Ling.

"Now I would like to ask Teacher Tong to tell you about it. Qi Xinyue said.

Tong Ling stood up and stepped forward, Gao Jun thought she would have something to talk about, who thought that as soon as she opened her mouth, she said: "Thank you classmates and Teacher Qi for the invitation, I think this class meeting is very meaningful, then I will tell you first, the college student's concept of love!"

Everyone was stunned for a while, this is clearly the content of the textbook "Ideological Morality and Legal Foundation", which is a class meeting, it is clearly a class!

At the scene, both boys and girls suddenly showed great interest, and they felt as annoying as being dragged by the teacher.

And Tong Ling felt a little embarrassed when she saw the students react like this, but as a teacher, she still had to talk about it.

After the students patiently listened to her first stage, some girls couldn't help but take the initiative to raise their hands and say, "Teacher, since this is a class meeting, are we also allowed to speak and discuss?"

Tong Ling looked at Qi Xinyue, her eyes were a little embarrassed, and Qi Xinyue said helplessly: "Class meeting, of course we need everyone to discuss and speak together." ”

At this time, Zhao Kun and a few boys shouted: "Don't worry, Teacher Gao hasn't talked about it yet!"

The lifeless teacher seemed to be suddenly rejuvenated, and people turned their heads to look at this alternative counselor who was openly explaining the green tea in detail in the teacher, and there was some expectation in their hearts.

Qi Xinyue said: "Okay, let's ask Teacher Gao to say a few more words." ”

Tong Ling stepped out of the podium and looked at Gao Jun, who was a little wilted, and almost fell asleep listening to their nonsense just now.

At this time, he lazily walked onto the stage, and when he passed by the two girls, these two girls said tacitly for the first time in their lives: "Don't talk nonsense." ”

Gao Jun smiled and ignored them, walked up to the podium, supported the table with both hands, as if he hadn't woken up, and said, "It's hard to be a man!"

This peculiar opening remark made the students suddenly sober up and curiously wait for his next words.

I only heard Gao Jun say: "You are also unlucky enough, at this age, parents and teachers nagged you every day not to fall in love, pay attention to the risks of love, and even beat mandarin ducks."

It won't be a few years, and these parents should start urging marriage, forcing marriage, and arranging blind dates over and over again.

This stubborn thinking really has to be changed, how pure the college campus is, you have not been polluted at this age, and the emotions are even clearer and simpler, love and hate are clear, at this time in love, there is no interest entanglement, only pure love......

To put it in layman's terms, in order to prevent you from becoming leftover men and women in the future, you must seize the opportunity now and occupy a pit position of your own as soon as possible!"

Dozens of students in the classroom burst into laughter, and their hearts were even more profound.

The two female teachers looked helpless, and they knew that this guy would definitely speak amazingly.

His words have already stated his position, he is a staunch supporter of college students' love, the atmosphere of the scene suddenly became lively, and several boys who were familiar with him were even more eager to try, Lu Lei had a date tomorrow, and couldn't help asking: "Teacher Gao, I just want to know, how can I leave a good impression on the woman on the first date?"

If it is said that in-depth communication and increase feelings, Gao Jun will never dare to say more, if it is the first date, he is definitely an expert, and the success rate of opening a house after the first date is as high as 99%.

So he said without thinking: "Of course, this aspect needs to be analyzed on a case-by-case basis, because each girl's likes are different, but we boys must do a few things."

First, when the two of you are chatting, you can be very talkative but you must not brag, you can be humorous, but you must not say indecent content, and don't bow your head and play with your phone.

The second is to dress up, dress up cleanly, and freshen up yourself, reflecting the vigor and vitality of boys.

As for the third, it is a little experience of mine, for example, now that the weather is hot, you have to bring a pack of wet wipes, preferably lightly scented, and take them out to wipe the girl's sweat when necessary, and when shopping and walking, the boy should walk outside, give up a safer position inside to the girl, pay attention to the girl, pay attention to the girl, pay attention to the things that interest the girl, and secretly buy them and give them to her......"

Speaking of this, Gao Jun was suddenly stunned, and he was shocked to find that someone was actually taking notes below.

Tong Ling and Qi Xinyue were even more helpless and angry, one of them taught comprehensive English, the other was called ideology and morality, both of them were compulsory courses, but they had never seen so many boys take notes so seriously.

Gao Jun only felt a cold feeling behind him, and secretly glanced at it, only to see that the murderous eyes of the two women were staring at him, which made him sweat profusely, as if he had said too much, exposing his yellowed past.

He scratched his head in embarrassment, and could only stubbornly say: "In short, you must pay attention to small details, especially boys must show their considerate and careful side, in order to please girls." ”

"Teacher Gao, what should we girls do?" a girl asked boldly.

Looking at the young faces in front of them, their pure eyes were filled with longing and confusion for beautiful love, these were simple girls, at least they didn't go to the school gate to see the bottle on the car lid.

Gao Jun Zhengse said: "Girls should pay attention to more, first of all, stay reserved, a little shyness will make you appear more pure, don't be greedy, take the initiative to AA system with boys, it will appear that you are self-reliant, what kind of pets you meet, you should immediately show that you like it very much, it will make you look very cute, and you should take the initiative to give money when you meet beggars, which will make you appear very kind......

You must remember that the real charm of a woman is the self-confidence on her face, the kindness that grows in her heart, the backbone that melts into her blood, the domineering that leaks out on both sides, and the strength that is engraved into her life.

Just like the two female teachers around me. ”

This slap made the two beauties not react in the slightest, but looked at him with more fierce eyes.

"Teacher, teacher......" The students enthusiastically raised their hands to ask.

The two beautiful teachers were furious, and none of them had such an active atmosphere in their classes.

Gao Jun called Zhao Kun's name, only to hear this kid ask: "Teacher Gao, may I ask where I should go on my first date? Shopping, watching movies, playgrounds, or what?"

"I suggest you go to the beach or the pool. Gao Jun said decisively.

"Why?" Zhao Kun was puzzled, as did the other students, even the two beautiful teachers.

Gao Jun explained: "Swimming is the best choice for a first date, you all know, girls wear makeup nowadays, but going swimming, you will see their truest side, not only without makeup, but also ...... I won't talk about the specific situation, I believe that there are not many college students who have plastic surgery and put on prostheses!"

This damn bastard, it's really full of routines!!

Qi Xinyue and Tong Ling have already breathed fire in their eyes, fortunately, today's class meeting found out this guy's routine, otherwise he would definitely fall into the trap in the future.

Gao Jun has always known everything: "So I suggest that boys, when choosing a girlfriend, try not to choose those who like makeup, heavy makeup is even more undesirable, natural beauty is the most important, and usually do not wear makeup, once in a while will make you feel very amazing, and often wear makeup, occasionally remove makeup, so that you feel only frightened!"

The boys burst out laughing, while the girls wrote in their notebooks: "The importance of nude makeup, and waterproof makeup!"

The atmosphere was very warm, and only the eyes of the two female teachers could kill.

Seeing that everyone understood almost everything, Gao Jun made a concluding speech and said: "The first date is very important, it is the time to lay the foundation for the future relationship, what I just said are all details, I want to leave an impression on the other party, the most important thing for boys is handsome, and the most important thing for girls is beauty."

As the saying goes, three points are destined, seven points depend on feelings, and ninety points depend on appearance!"

Burst......

Qi Xinyue and Tong Ling couldn't help laughing, daring to say this to him became a hundred points.

When the bell rings and the class meeting ends, everyone is still unsatisfied, but they still have to go back and review and digest today's 'notes' so that they can come in handy tomorrow.

The students greeted Teacher Gao warmly, and soon everyone left, and only three teachers remained.

Originally, Qi Xinyue and Tong Ling were both stunning beauties, and there was no room for two tigresses in one mountain, but now they felt a little like the same enemy.

Qi Xinyue sneered: "Teacher Gao really has a lot of experience, I really appreciate you for sharing your valuable experience with the students. ”

"Where, where, it's not my experience, it's all what I learned in books. Gao Jun smiled.

"What books will teach this?" Qi Xinyue said.

"Special madman. Gao Jun said: "Teach you how to refine the love saint." ”

"Hmph, but Mr. Gao, you just said that all success depends on appearance, your love saint is a little too superficial, right?" asked Tong Ling.

"I just say that appearance is an important point, but personally, I also attach great importance to other aspects. Gao Jun said seriously: "Different women have different charms, beautiful women have eyes, smart women have brains, kind women have hearts, gentle women have spirits, talented women have nature, and healthy women have health." ”

"What do you raise for that ugly and temperamentless girl?" the two girls asked.

Gao Jun smiled faintly and said very authoritatively: "Nourish the kidneys!"