Chapter 30: Super Skills
Whether it was Shangguan Qing'er, Zhang Xiaogang, or Li Zongshuo and Zhao Zhonghua, they were all stunned. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
It's definitely a perfect poem.
As soon as this modern poem came out, I am afraid that no one would dare to write a poem about love.
The three of them blushed a little.
I just said that other people's writing skills are good.
Now that this poem comes out, the words just now are definitely the same as fart. They can even feel what the audience thinks of them, definitely watching their jokes.
This Li Dabao is too bad.
"Brother Dabao, I have to say, you are a talented person, even wrote such poems, although I am a very high education, but I can't write such perfect poems, every time I read poems, I have a feeling of goosebumps falling to the ground, but this time, I really feel a lot.
I also loved someone deeply, and that kind of pain, that kind of longing, made me feel a lot about this poem. Shen Jin Xixi said.
"The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but I stand in front of you, and you don't know that I love you. ”
"It's a perfect counterattack, I didn't know who would say it at the beginning, Brother Dabao's writing skills are average. ”
"I felt as if I saw the faces of the people who said these words swollen. ”
"With such talent, the lyrics are still so easy to understand, I seem to think that Brother Dabao's fans are right, Brother Dabao's words are substantial, and they are not moaning without illness. ”
The host was also stunned by this poem, but fortunately, the director reminded him in time.
As long as you have a little bit of literary literacy, you definitely know the power of this poem.
Li Zongshuo said with some embarrassment: "Compared with the previous poem, this poem is still a bit of a level, and it is close to the middle and upper reaches of Zhang Xiaogang's poetry collection." ”
His words were immediately spurned by Li Dabao's fans.
"Shameless. ”
"Damn, do you eat ramen? I want to pull some for you. ”
"These critics are really like what Brother Dabao said, not only but also bragging, and sometimes they are. ”
"Yes, I thought it was a bit too much for Brother Da Bao to say that about them, but now it seems that Brother Da Bao said that it is really more in line with their actual situation. ”
"Do you know that you are so funny than your family?"
"I don't want to talk to these brains, but I don't scold them, which really affects my research on Brother Dabao's two poems. ”
"I see that they actually say that they are always saying that Li Dabao has a junior high school education, but as far as I know, the three of them are also secondary school education, I am stupid, you give me a popularization of whether it is a high junior high school education or a high secondary school education?"
"The master upstairs, let me tell you the truth, the technical secondary school and the junior high school education are the same, but I heard that Brother Dabao used to be the first in the county in junior high school, I think you should be higher and lower, right?"
"Okay, comrade reporter, I won't talk to you here, in fact, I don't think the live broadcast is a big deal, and I will do a live broadcast at home when I have time.
Also, please do the math of this, after all, you've been interviewing for so long.
I'm confiscating your money, and I'm already very unhappy with my fans.
I advise you to hurry up, lest my nearby brain-dead fans come over and want to have a baby with you or something.
I'm a soft-hearted person, even if you scolded me so much just now, I still think about you all the time, I think your parents have the same idea, right?" Li Dabao said.
Shangguan Qing'er knew that this Li Dabao just couldn't control his mouth, but in fact, his person was very good.
It's just that he scolded him just now, and he was a little angry and decided to teach her a lesson.
Xiaohong almost fainted, she has been a reporter for so many years, and everyone is respectful to him.
I thought that Li Dabao was young and must have respect for himself, but I thought that this was a complete stunned young man.
"Oh, this kid is just angry, give this a cup of shit coffee, you take it and lick it to lower the fire. Li Dabao comforted.
Shangguan Qing'er mourned silently for this person named Xiaohong in her heart, and she actually provoked this big villain.
Is this a good thing to drink? It's cat poop coffee, not dog poop coffee.
"Okay, tease you, the money has been paid by the-licker. ”
Xiaohong, as well as the cameraman, fled in a gray manner.
Li Dabao was disdainful in his heart, did he really think that he was so easy to pinch?
There is not a single good thing about these extreme music people.
The purpose of their interview here is to highlight the tolerance of extreme music in the live broadcast, mainly to promote Zhang Xiaogang's poetry collection.
Looking at the cat poop coffee in front of him, Li Dabao said: "I can't enjoy this shit coffee, but I still have a lot of fate with dogs." I'm a big dog person, but what about you?"
"I'm okay. Du Zida said.
"I didn't ask you. Li Dabao said.
"I prefer snakes. Shangguan Qing'er said with a smile.
"Ding Dong, in view of the fact that you like dogs, this lottery was successful, and the lottery won the skill Super Dog Nose, and the use time is five minutes, congratulations, you have the opportunity to know the world with the dog's nose. "The universe is invincible and follows the trend.
Li Dabao's expression was a little depressed.
After all, this thing was drawn, and the most important thing is that there is a time limit.
Shangguan Qing'er thought that she liked snakes, and she had such a great influence on him, so she said, "I don't hate dogs. ”
"Hmph, I hate dogs. Li Dabao said unhappily.
Alas, he finally understood that this follow-the-trend system was to go against him.
is also sighing, his mouth will be bad one day.
Shangguan Qing'er wondered, didn't she say she liked dogs just now?
Influenced by Li Dabao's poetry, the number of downloads of "Food Restlessness" skyrocketed for several days.