"It's still Brother Dabao, this poem can definitely make me laugh for half a year. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Brother Dabao is definitely a generation of cattle, and he has to open his mind if he doesn't agree. ”

"I believe that this poem can be used as a typical representative of the most devoid of connotations.

The vulgar language, the humor to the point of maddening, can be said to be an absolutely good poem. ”

Zhang Xiaogang said: "This poem is well done, from this poem, we can definitely deeply understand the author's writing skills, clear expression, although there is not much gorgeous language, but poetry is not the patent of our poets, everyone can try to compose poetry."

Even Li Dabao has a junior high school degree to be able to make such a poem, and I think, with the ink in his chest, I think it is very good to be able to make such a poem.

Whether it is linguistic organization skills or logical thinking, he is top-notch.

The fly in the ointment is that he does not have the cultural background that a poet should have.

When I heard that he graduated from junior high school, I regretted that if he had graduated from high school, the poems he would have made would definitely be extraordinary.

Because of the show, I think I may not have time to listen to the second poem in the future.

But I don't think there's any need to waste our time on him.

The subject of our poetry today is love. ”

Of course, he doesn't want Li Dabao to be grandiose here, that is definitely robbing his popularity, and Li Dabao definitely has a hand for rubbing the heat.

"When I heard this poem, I laughed, do the people of China really not even have real poets?

I have to say that in terms of funny, Li Dabao may be a genius, but I dare to conclude that in terms of words, he is definitely an idiot, and even I doubt how many of the 2,000 commonly used Chinese characters he can write. Zhao Zhonghua was angry in his heart, and he was about to go crazy recently, so his tone of voice was full of resentment.

"Li Dabao is still a very talented and energetic young man, the only thing that makes people a little dissatisfied is that his personality is too flamboyant, take this poem as an example, if it is funny, it is definitely first-class, but from the perspective of poetry, this is definitely not a good poem.

Recently, love poetry has become popular, and there are countless classics, whether it is modern poetry or ancient poetry.

Of course, with Zhang Xiaogang's poetry collection, we won't be empty-handed today. I'm already satisfied to have me here.

Good poetry is not something that is played on the spot.

Today's theme is love poems, not funny, so unfortunately, I'm not too interested in Li Dabao's next poem. Li Zongshuo said with a mocking face.

Li Dabao saw the expressions of these people, smiled secretly, and said: "I don't like to hear Teacher Li say this, what's the matter? Don't go home empty-handed? Can I also share a pig queen?"

“……。 Such sharp language made many people feel speechless, this is an allusion that Zhang Xiaogang's poetry is pork?

These people can't stand Li Dabao's personality anymore.

"You don't know a few baskets of big words, you actually wrote such a rhyming poem, you want to do what you see others doing, regardless of whether you have the ability to do this attitude or not, is the attitude that a qualified man should have, worthy of reward, reward for following the trend is worth a thousand points. ”

"Your poetry was ridiculed by Zhang Xiaogang, and the reward was three hundred. ”

"Your poetry was ridiculed by Zhao Zhonghua, and the reward was three hundred. ”

"Your poetry was ridiculed by Li Zongshuo, and the reward is worth three hundred and five. ”

Li Dabao, who was in front of the camera, said with a smile: "There is no way, before a successful poet becomes famous, he will always be hindered by all kinds of obstacles, most of them are obstructed, because they don't understand poetry, and a small number of people are obstructed, just like these so-called critics, the result will make me and my friends stunned." ”

Hearing Li Dabao say that, my friends and I were stunned, Li Zongshuo and Zhao Zhonghua's faces were not good-looking.

What else is there to stop him from succeeding?

As soon as you look at that poem, he is definitely not material to be a poet.

"In that case, everyone will give you a chance, but this time the theme is love, and your poems should reflect love. Zhang Xiaogang said helplessly.

He Li Dabao is shameless, he still wants it.

"I think everyone knows this beauty next to me, and the content exposed before is almost the same, she actually wants to support me, but you also know that my character does not bend my waist for five buckets of rice, I didn't agree.

I also gave this poem to her. Li Dabao stood up and said.

Shangguan Qing'er was blindfolded by him.

"The name of the poem is 'The World's Farthest Distance'.

With the help of the platform of Extreme Music, I want to give this poem to those couples who are in a long-distance relationship and are still struggling to persevere.

The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but I stand in front of you, and you don't know that I love you.

The farthest distance in the world is not that I am standing in front of you, and you don't know that I love you, but that I love you to the point of obsession, but I can't say that I love you.

The farthest distance in the world is not that I can't say I love you, but I want you to be heartbroken, but I can only bury it deep in my heart.

The farthest distance in the world is not that I can't say I miss you, but that we love each other but can't be together.

The farthest distance in the world is not that they love each other, but they can't be together, but they can't resist this breath, but they still have to pretend that they don't care.

The farthest distance in the world is not that you can't resist this breath, but you still pretend not to care, but you use an indifferent heart to dig an insurmountable ditch between you and the person who loves you.

The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between trees, but the branches of trees that grow from the same root, but cannot cling to each other in the wind.

The farthest distance in the world is not that the branches of the trees cannot cling to each other, but that the stars look at each other, but there is no track of intersection.

The farthest distance in the world is not the trajectory between the stars, but the intersection of trajectories, but nowhere to be found in an instant.

The farthest distance in the world is not that it is nowhere to be found in an instant, but that it is destined to be impossible to meet before it has been met.

The farthest distance in the world is the distance between birds and fish, one in the sky, and the other deep in the sea. ”

This poem made many people who were waiting to see Li Dabao's jokes completely blinded.

What's going on here?

Is the sea full of water?