Gollum!!

Huang Xiaobo's front foot was kicked out of the classroom by Xie Lang, and the next second Xie Lang's stomach gurgled a few times, as if he was brewing the arrival of the next fart.

"Teacher, do you smell it, I said that I didn't put the fart, you see I came out, the smell is still there. Huang Xiaobo stood at the door of the classroom, wanting to explain without tears.

If you get kicked out of the classroom and have a major demerit, you're doomed.

But you can't say that Xie Lang put it, right?

The two of them are fighting and fighting, but Huang Xiaobo will definitely not do the betrayal of Xie Lang.

But Huang Xiaobo is reluctant to say it, but it doesn't mean that Xie Lang won't.

Who is Xie Lang?

He's a best friend with no discipline!

Boom!!

Suddenly, there was another shocking fart in the classroom.

Not to mention the smell, it was very pungent, choking people's tears.

The whole class rolled their eyes wildly, held their breath, and couldn't help but pinch their noses and stand up.

Xie Lang stood up with tears and laughter for the first time, and said loudly to Huang Xiaobo, who was standing at the door: "Classmate Huang Xiaobo, are you really happy when you are like this?"

Are you really happy when you skin like this?

Huang Xiaobo again?

Huang Xiaobo was on the spot: ????? countless question marks flashed on the door of his head.

In an instant, the students in the entire classroom were full of black lines: this classmate named Huang Xiaobo was really obscene, and he farted one after another, which was shameless.

"Damn, this kid is standing at the door and farting, and the wind blows in, spicy eyes. ”

"Huang Xiaobo, please leave our class immediately!!"

"Nima, Xie Lang, you beast, scum!!"

"Teacher, I won't take this class, I really can't stand it, it stinks. ”

"I don't go to school either, and I'll die if I continue to stay in the classroom. ”

Xie Lang shook his head as he walked, and kept condemning Huang Xiaobo in his mouth.

However, with Xie Lang's stop, his stomach turned over again, and several serial farts came out one after another.

The smell was so bad that it spread to the mouths and noses of many students, and they ran out one by one crying and scolding and covering their noses.

Even the old professor took out a handkerchief and covered his nose and ran out of the classroom.

As soon as they ran out, Xie Lang in the corridor was another silent fart.

This time there was no sound at all, silently.

As the saying goes, the farts don't stink, the stinky farts don't make sounds!

Xie Lang's silent fart really fulfilled the sincerity of the ancients, and I did not deceive.

"Damn, the smell on the outside seems to be more serious. ”

"This taste... Yes... uh..."

Many students in the corridor were smoky and vomited wildly by the smell of fart.

"Where is Huang Xiaobo in the dog day? run away when you fart, there is a kind of you come out, see if I don't kill you!"

"Huang Xiaobo, I'm going to sew your anus shut. ”

"Mom, I've never seen such a shameless person, other people's farts are detoxification, and his fart is terrible!"

Huang Xiaobo was stunned, what the hell are these people?

Why do you look like you have a bitter and deep hatred with yourself, and you haven't offended them, right?

"Da Ka Hao, I'm the emperor Xiaobo, I'm a fart, I put it, I'm a man, I'll cut the puppet. ”

"Huang Xiaobo, I'm Cao Nima, Huang Xiaobo, you stand up for Lao Tzu and see if Lao Tzu doesn't blow up your dog's head. ”

"Are you so arrogant?dare to tease us even if you fart??"

Huang Xiaobo was almost crying without tears, and explained: "I didn't say it just now, it was Xie Lang who said it!"

However, Huang's explanation is so pale and weak.

The cursing that sounded around him was all greeting him.

Well??

"Xie Lang, what happened to their classmates in that class. ”

The students in the professional class next door by the window clearly heard the shouts and scolding of many students in the corridor.

Then, the smell of fart spread through the window.

A few classmates by the window subconsciously remembered a song by Chen Xiaochun, a cup of two pots, choking tears, no, it was a silent little stinky fart, choking tears.

Then everyone rushed out of the classroom as if they were fleeing, and it was like an earthquake.

Vomit!

"This smell is really heavy, isn't the school toilet blown up, it stinks!"

"Wool, it's Huang Xiaobo's fart. ”

"Damn, this kid is really unprecedented, and there is no one to come! It's enough to go down in the history of our Tunghai University!"

In just ten minutes, the students of the entire school building all ran to the playground to gather.

"It's not good, today is Monday, the principal and the chairmen are still in the office for a meeting, did they not come out and faint by Huang Xiaobo's stinky fart?" One of the teachers reacted instantly, "Who wants to go in with me to save the principal?"

When all the students heard this, they all took a few steps back, ten feet away from the teacher.

The point is that the fart smell is so pungent that people who smoke it can't open their eyes, let alone go in to save people.

"Teacher, I'll go, the Buddha said: I don't go to hell, who goes to hell? It's a man, just hold on for a minute, whoever goes in with me to save the principal!"

Just when the scene was deadlocked, Xie Lang suddenly stood up.

This disaster was caused by him, and Xie Lang felt that he needed to take responsibility.

All the students on the playground widened their eyes one by one when they heard Xie Lang's fearless words, and their eyes were full of admiration when they looked at Xie Lang.

Look, look, what a great student this is?

Risking being smoked to death by a fart, he went in to save the principal?

"Hold on to a fart, this taste can't last for 5 seconds!"

I don't want to be killed by a stinky fart just because I went to college. ”

Bang!!

The next moment, Huang Xiaobo was kicked out by Xie Lang again, and Xie Lang changed his voice, "Da Ga, just now I pinched a fart temple puppet and released a drop, and I even want to save the principal from Xie Lang District!"

I saw Huang Xiaobo's 2 goods, at this time, two tissues were stuffed in his nostrils, and he was about to shake his hand to refuse, but he saw Xie Lang pulling this kid and a few bad friends and breaking into the teaching building.

Soon, under the gaze of the students, the principal was carried out by Xie Lang.

Then, the school directors were also recited by Huang Xiaobo and a group of bad friends.

Seeing the figures of Xie Lang, Huang Xiaobo and his entourage, the girls and many teachers who were standing on the playground and watching subconsciously applauded them.

Bang Bang Bang!

The playground erupted in overwhelming applause.

"Heroes!!They are all heroes of Tunghai University!!"

The scene is quite ironic and full of drama.

The behavior of Xie Lang and Huang Xiaobo touched the whole school and was praised by many teachers and principals.

Hearing the praise of the teachers, Huang Xiaobo was speechless!

"Ahh I didn't expect Huang Xiaobo and the others to be so handsome. ”

"Yes, Huang Xiaobo, he was still smiling at me just now. ”

"Cut, it's right for me. ”