"Gollum!"

At this moment, Xie Lang's stomach began to bloate.

Xie Lang patted his brain, and immediately reacted: just now, he accidentally used laser rays to waste Liancheng's little brother.

At this point, it should be that the side effects of the Devil Fruit have exploded.

And the side effect of using the Devil Sparkle Fruit is that it will continue to fart for 24 hours, and it will also cause fecal incontinence!!

"Damn, I almost forgot, Lao Tzu has class tomorrow!"

Xie Lang's face suddenly felt like he was constipated, uncomfortable, and he wanted to cry!!

Another 24 hours of fecal incontinence!

Burst!

A very graphic fart was released.

The shock of the fart shook Xie Lang, who was driving, twice.

"I'll go..."

Xie Lang was farted by himself, and his spicy tears flowed wildly, crying while driving.

The onlookers who didn't know thought that this guy was crying for his naked girlfriend just now.

On the way home, Xie Lang called his mother to report his safety, and then transferred 3 million to his mother, telling his mother that the novel he wrote was popular, and asked his parents to get a store to do business.

And said that when he comes back from vacation, he is likely to write novels full-time at home (touching porcelain), so that they don't have to worry about themselves.

After doing all this, Xie Lang looked up and saw the time of renting a room, it was already half past eleven at night.

Xie Lang really wanted to write today's novel, but he had already had a few stomach pulls, and he was really unmotivated.

"Dear readers, the author I have an upset stomach today, and I won't update it for the time being, I hope you readers will understand it, and resume updating it when you get better!"

Xie Lang decisively sent a leave chapter.

Suddenly, readers in the comment area were unhappy.

"Fuck your sister, I'm looking at it with energy!"

"The dog is gentle, do you want to be a eunuch again??"

"It turns out that Gou Wenrou is the number one eunuch in the online literature industry!"

"I know the boss's address, let's all tie the blade together!!"

In the face of the scolding in the comment area, Xie Lang coughed a few times, he couldn't say that Lao Tzu had just finished pretending to come back, and he ended up having a stomach, right?

After all, there is no scientific explanation for this.

Xie Lang has been reading on QQ and looking at the novel reviews, and just at this time a message came, so-and-so rewarded a certain book with 500,000 reading points!

Anyone who reads and rewards 5,000 yuan on QQ will have a site-wide prompt.

Anyway, Xie Lang has money now, so he won't say anything, just recharge one million yuan and go up, and reward himself like crazy!

This stunned the readers of the whole site, and then Xie Lang wrote on each reward: Don't worship Ben Shuai, Ben Shuai is not bad for money, as for the novel, Buddhism updates the law with fate, if you want to update, you can update it, if you want to break it, you can break it, my brother is rich and capricious!

There are 200 prompts with 500,000 reading points, which completely dominates the news of QQ reading, which has attracted the attention of all readers and authors.

"666666, local tyrant, real local tyrant! Someone actually rewarded a novel called "The Strongest Porcelain Touching System in History" with a million dollars!"

"Awesome, it's this book again! Oh no, that ID name, silent tenderness, seems to be the author himself rewarding. ”

"Silent gentleness, real tyrant, real thighs, I want to help you give birth to monkeys. ”

"Gentle and handsome, beg for support!!" Many female frequency authors all sent congratulatory messages.

Seeing the lively comment area, Xie Langshuang was very happy, and the whole person smiled from ear to ear.

Is this what it's like to be pretending?

Refreshing!

"Come, brothers, as long as someone deducts words in the comment area of this handsome novel, "The gentleness that does not speak is handsome, the strongest porcelain touching system in history is really good-looking, I still want to watch it", each person will be rewarded with 100 red envelopes for reading!"

What?

After seeing Xie Lang's comment at the top of the comment area, the readers instantly couldn't sit still.

"As long as the gentleness that can't be said is handsome, and the strongest porcelain touching system in history is really good-looking, there will be 100 yuan in red envelopes?"

"Really?"

"Damn, this is forcing the author to pretend to be forced!"

At this moment, all readers were stunned.

"The gentleness of words is the most pretending, the most handsome, and the most tyrant author I have ever seen. ”

"Look!"

"The strongest porcelain touching system in history is so good-looking, I still want to watch it!"

"The author is a good person and has a good reward, and he is gentle and handsome without words, please give a red envelope to read the novel. ”

"Look!"

"No wonder the handsome and gentle have capital Buddhism to update, it turns out to be a rich second generation!"

"Keep watching!"

For a while, all the readers were patting Xie Lang's sycophants.

Especially some female readers, looking at Xie Lang's heroic generosity, they can't wait to send that land to Xie Lang for thousands of miles.

After pretending to be forced to eat, Xie Lang ran to the toilet again to have diarrhea.

Early the next morning, Xie Lang covered his stomach and walked into the classroom late.

Fortunately, there were a lot of classmates in a major class with him, and the teacher didn't know him, so Xie Lang casually found a place to sit down.

"Why did you come so late, was it last night..."Huang Xiaobo saw Xie Lang, and clapped his palms decisively, with a malicious smile on his face, as if hinting at whether Xie Lang went last night.

Boom!!

Just as Xie Lang was about to speak, a super loud fart sound sounded, which immediately shocked everyone in the classroom.

Suddenly, the entire students in the professional class were collectively silent!

"Nima, who let out such a loud fart!"

"Who is so shameless??"

Of course, Huang Xiaobo and Qian Hao knew that Xie Lang had released them, so they had to try their best to hold back their smiles, and their faces turned red.

"Hahaha...... Brother Lang, you are really not mortal, even a fart is so extraordinary!"

"Wrong Brother Bo, how can you use it to describe Brother Lang, it should be said -, 6666!!"

"Hahaha... ”

Huang Xiaobo and the others just finished speaking, and then, with a sigh of breath, exhaled, and sucked Xie Lang's fart into his mouth.

Nima, this doesn't taste right.

It stinks!

"Uh..."

Even the professors in the class smelled it and were about to cry!

He has been in the industry for more than 20 years, although there are not thousands of students who fart in class, at least there are hundreds.

But he had never heard such a loud and smelly fart.

Didn't you say that the loud fart doesn't stink, and the stinky fart doesn't make a sound?

Nima, the ancients are honest and I am so bullied!

Looking at all the students in the class at this time, there were already a few girls who were vomited in stink, and the students in the front and back rows, with Xie Lang as the center, simply didn't even go to class, and covered their noses one after another, and ran out of the classroom as if they were running away.

Looking at Xie Lang at this time, he actually stood up without blushing and heartbeat, pointed at Huang Xiaobo and said: "Huang Xiaobo, do you still have a little bit of quality, can't you go outside to fart? Why do you have to affect my study?"

"Huang Xiaobo's ......"

With Xie Lang's finger, all the remaining students, including the professor in the class, looked at Huang Xiaobo.

"Teacher... That ...... I didn't put it!"

"Classmate Huang Xiaobo, please get out immediately!"

"Wait, listen to me, it's really not me..."

"Get out of the calf!" Xie Lang kicked Huang Xiaobo's two goods out.