Bite!

"Player, you have now started your first Porcelain Touching Quest. ”

Porcelain Touching Mission Description:

"Please ask the player "Xie Lang" to meet a bear child in the next twelve hours, and ask the bear child to apologize to you from the bottom of his heart, and buy you a lollipop as compensation, so as to complete the task!"

Quest Reward: When players complete the quest, you can get a Super Starter Mystery Pack, otherwise, Tintin will shrink. ”

What the heck?

Will Tintin shrink?

Xie Lang has been an atheist since he was a child, and he didn't care at all about an inexplicable voice in his head.

He thought he might have lost too much blood, causing some tinnitus, so he fell asleep on the bed.

Twelve hours passed.

Xie Lang rubbed his eyelids, and the whole person became lively again.

I have to say that this kid's life thief is hard, and he didn't die after so much blood, presumably if he doesn't die in this catastrophe, there will be a blessing in the future.

When he came to the toilet, Xie Lang looked in the mirror, his unkempt hair made him look like he hadn't woken up, and then his right hand touched it, and he was about to shush.

With this touch, Xie Lang's heart suddenly 10,000 Cao Ni horses galloped past.

"Damn, what's the situation?"

Xie Lang touched his crotch again.

Lao Tzu must be dreaming.

Xie Lang couldn't help but bow his head and look towards the crotch of his pants.

When I touched it back, I couldn't see my little brother, and I was uncomfortable with it.

Syllable!

The next moment, Xie Lang slapped himself hard, which was so loud.

Hiss..

After a slap, Xie Lang gasped: ", can you feel the pain??

Xie Lang finally realized the seriousness of the matter.

I'm TM this wave of Tianxiu, and I have lost the chickens!

What's the worst thing in the world?

It's not that I'm standing in front of you, but you don't know that I love you, but that Lao Tzu got the anti-heaven system, and he is about to start becoming the CEO every second, and when he counterattacked Bai Fumei, he didn't have a little brother!

"God, don't you want to play with me like this. ”

Xie Lang wanted to cry without tears, and his butt was paralyzed in the bathroom, and he wanted to die.

"Wait. Xie Lang suddenly remembered the voice in his mind last night.

It seems that the system said that if you don't complete the porcelain touching task, you will shrink your penis?

Isn't it a prophecy that has come true?

Bite!!

At the same time, the voice sounded again, and the system sent a task again: let Xie Lang find a beautiful woman to touch porcelain, after completing the task, and ask the beauty to kiss him, the system can fulfill one of his wishes.

Subsequently, Xie Lang took a closer look at the task description, and after successfully completing the porcelain touching task, the system will fulfill one of his wishes, just like wishing Dragon Ball, destroying the world, peerless magical skills, endless wealth, and every second...

Before he started the task, Xie Lang had already thought of his next opportunities.

At the same time, Xie Lang also paid attention to the punishment after the failure of the mission, if he failed, his height would be reduced by ten centimeters this time.

"Touching porcelain??Looking for a beautiful woman to touch porcelain??"

What the hell is Nima, even if you find a beautiful woman to touch porcelain, you have to ask for a kiss?

the groove. This shameless thing, is it like what people like me Xie Lang did?

Phew, "good smell".

At this moment, Xie Lang was finally convinced of the existence of the system in his mind.

………

Two hours later.

On one of the busiest streets in Tokai City.

Xie Lang combed his hair parted, held a cigarette in his mouth, and stood on the side of the road, his eyes were shy, observing the road conditions intently, as if he was looking for the next target.

Rise!

There was a sound of the engine, and a Beetle car with a pink body appeared on the road, looking pink and girly.

"Hmph, judging from the routine of urban novels that I Xie Lang is familiar with, the owner of this Beetle is a big beauty!"

The corners of Xie Lang's mouth raised slightly, and the "person" he knew he was waiting for finally appeared.

As soon as the pink girly Beetle car appeared, it immediately caused a lot of waves at the scene.

Because the pink Beetle car is so pink, the hearts of the girls who watched the group of old men melted.

"I dare to pack a ticket, the cliff that drove this car is a cute little beauty, if not, I will eat a pound of Xiang live broadcast. ”

"Don't say one catty, I'm willing to eat three catties of what she pulled. ”

"Contemptible people are willing to spend 1 year of their life, just to see the beauty on the beetle. ”

There was a lot of talk on the sidewalk.

Seeing that the speed of the pink beetle slowed down, Xie Lang smiled obscenely, and after seeing the opportunity, his body jumped decisively.

Bang dang!

The next moment.

I only heard a muffled sound, accompanied by Xie Lang's flip-flops, drawing a dazzling arc in the air, and he was knocked away by the beetle.

A story of meeting Bai Fumei kicked off. ”

Xie Lang, who was knocked away, lay on the ground and secretly glanced at the stopped beetle, he began to reach out to plaster on the ground, and then smeared the ash stains on the ground on his face, making his hair look like a chicken coop.

"What is this guy doing?"

", this kid is so ruthless, in order to see other beauties, he even scares himself. ”

"What's the matter, why didn't I think there would be such a sassy operation as touching porcelain??"

A large crowd of onlookers on the side of the road pointed at Xie Lang on the side.

Wow.

At this point, the Beetle's door finally opened.

The "beauty" on the car, the first to step out of a pair of big stockings and beautiful legs, many onlookers at the scene were stunned, and their eyes widened one by one.

This is a super big "beauty" wearing a small suspender, a miniskirt, and a pair of black stockings on her legs.

It's that the leg hair under the silk stockings is a little thick, like an orangutan, and the black silk stockings can't hide "her" thick leg hair.

"Damn. ”

"Awesome. ”

"It's amazing. ”

The onlookers who witnessed all this kept scolding and greetings.

It may be that the "beauty" is so beautiful that they have no culture and have no choice but to scold.