Chapter 4: Caught off guard
At this moment, Xie Lang was lying quietly on the ground.
He didn't see the other party's appearance clearly, but followed the high heels of the "stocking beauty" and aimed at the long legs.
"Tut-tut. ”
Facing a pair of silk stocking legs delivered to the door, Xie Lang flowed and touched someone's silk stockings.
But the more he touched it, the more strange Xie Lang felt.
"No, why is there so much hair on a woman's legs?"
Xie Lang raised his head decisively, and when he saw the beautiful woman's face clearly, the whole person froze in place.
"Little brother, is it easy to touch?"
Is it easy to touch?
Nima!!
Xie Lang shouted miserably, and at the same time his eyes widened, and finally saw the "appearance" of the beautiful woman clearly.
It turned out to be a bewitching man, wearing a short pink skirt and suspenders, how sassy and sassy he looked.
"Little brother, little brother. I saw the bewitching dead ladyboy squatting down without shame, and the pink and tender women's underwear in the miniskirt was under Xie Lang's eyes.
What kind of sin have I made in my life, my 24K titanium alloy dog eyes!
Xie Lang's whole person was like a little lamb that had been forced X 800 times, his internal organs were all churning, and he almost vomited out the overnight meal.
Especially when I think about touching the leg of a dead shemale just now, it doesn't feel too cool.
"Get out of the way of the dead shemale..."Xie Lang pushed the shemale hard.
Who knew that the shemale not only did not get angry, but also said delicately: "Ah, little brother, I knocked you down just now, you don't cheat me for money, you are so good, it's the first time people have met a man as good as you." ”
"Okay, your sister, stay away from me. Xie Lang got up from the ground and tidied up his clothes.
This scene immediately attracted the attention of everyone around the scene, and the onlookers laughed heartily.
"Laugh, smile, laugh!" Xie Lang wanted to scold his mother.
If he hadn't been frightened by the various exclamations of the onlookers at the scene, how could Xie Lang be stupid enough to touch someone's house?
I thought that the Beetle Beauty was a special king fairy, but I didn't expect it to be a plastic ladyboy.
"Wow, little brother, hello man, even good porridge, you just murdered others!"
The ladyboy was deeply attracted by Xie Lang's ferocity, trotted all the way, held Xie Lang's hand tightly, and rubbed it against herself, disgusting Xie Lang Don't don't.
Nima, what about touching porcelain to a big beauty?
Why did you give Lao Tzu a dead shemale system?
Yesterday Lao Tzu fell out of love + eunuch, and today he arranged for Lao Tzu to appear as a dead ladyboy, what does it mean?
Nima, I treat the system like my first love, why do you abuse me thousands of times?
"Drip~Drip~~!"
At the same time as the two of them were pulling and pulling, a Lamborghini waiting impatiently behind them desperately honked a few horns.
"Press Nima, I'm in such a hurry, I'm in a hurry to be reincarnated. Xie Lang was upset by the sound of the horn, and suddenly burst out with a foul mouth.
Hearing Xie Lang's scolding, the owner of the Lamborghini was furious, and as soon as the car door opened, a suffocating girl really walked out of it, full of luxury brands.
The girl's name is Wang Xian'er, she is the daughter of the East China Sea Wang Group, tall, celebrity, and a beautiful face, but her personality is a little arrogant and domineering, and she is a typical lady.
She is the future heir of the Wang Group, worth more than 100 million, and Wang Xian'er doesn't know how many billions, but she only knows that the enterprises under the name of their Wang Group are all over China, five-star hotels, restaurant chains, and various supermarkets and cinemas cover the whole country.
"You stinky sling, you don't have long ears, you're pulling and pulling with a shemale on the street, do you want to order a B face, hurry up and get out of the way for Miss Ben. ”
Wang Xian'er just walked over with her flat shoes, and scolded Xie Lang in front of her.
Well?
Hearing the insulting voice of the Lamborghini owner, Xie Lang noticed the girl who got out of the car.
After seeing Wang Xian'er's appearance clearly, Xie Lang's eyes suddenly widened, and his saliva was about to flow out.
Xie Lang kept looking each other up and down: Yes, yes, she is a beauty, she should meet the task requirements of the system, since you are playing tricks on me, then don't blame me.
"Beauty... You... You're really hard for me to find... Xie Lang walked over and stretched out his hand to hug the other party and cry bitterly, as if the other party was her long-lost wife.
Seeing this, Wang Xian'er dodged her body, and then kicked Xie Lang hard with her flat shoes, and scolded, "Stinky sling, you are not small, you dare to tease Miss Ben on the street?"
Puff pass...
Caught off guard, Xie Lang's body stumbled, and then the whole person flew out and fell out of a dog eating.
Xie Lang lay on the ground in embarrassment, crying out in grief, "Oops, my leg is broken, woo woo..."
"What did you say, stinking scoundrel, Miss Ben ordered you to get up for me at once. Wang Xian'er's pink face suddenly sank.
"Wow, you woman is such a femme fatale. ”
I saw Xie Lang, who was alive and well before, crying bitterly, and then raised his arm weakly, and pointed at Wang Xian'er tremblingly, "Fellow villagers, fathers and elders, onlookers at the scene, uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters, you come to help me evaluate the theory... Isn't it possible to do whatever you want if you're beautiful these days? I am old and young, and the whole family of eighteen is counting on me to eat alone, but now this rude and willful woman not only drove into me, but also beat me in the chest with a small fist, which is simply heartbreaking. ”
"You... What do you say?!!"
Seeing this, Wang Xian'er had a beautiful pink face, and immediately became angry and deformed, she looked left and right at the lively onlookers around her, for the sake of her ladylike image, she had to endure it, and said: "Stinky and shameless, I warn you, don't think that I don't know that you are a porcelain toucher, hurry up for me, or I will call someone." ”
"That's right, little brother, little brother, what are you doing, hurry up, people bumped into you just now, big deal, people will send you to the hospital." ”
The dead shemale looked worried about Xie Lang's comfort, and hurriedly stepped forward to help Xie Lang.
However, just as "she" was about to go to help Xie Lang up, she stumbled and accidentally got broken by her high heels.
Caught off guard, he flew towards Xie Lang.