Chapter 18: Crooked

"Doctor, hurry up and cure this little devil, and let foreigners see the medical skills and hospitality of our Great Heavenly Empire. ”

"That's it!"

Several travelers who looked like college students said on the side, "Look, look, the little devil spits on our territory, not only did we not pursue him, but also massaged him to correct his bones, see that the quality of our Chinese is much higher than that of Xiao R's own quality!"

Several gringos are also giving a thumbs up to the behavior of the Chinese people.

"Oh Kamai, look what I saw, after a R Ben samurai was injured as a scoundrel in China's territory, the people of China not only did not hold R himself responsible, but instead helped him?

"It's incredible, Facebook always sees peers commenting on CHINA's bad remarks, until I came to the East China Sea today and found out... I didn't expect the CHINA people to be so broad, they were so warm and hospitable!"

Many foreigners at the scene took videos of the scene of the Chinese doctor saving the little devil and uploaded it to their country's social networks.

For a while, Xie Lang's invisible porcelain touch shocked the world!

His Yasuo was on fire, completely on fire.

"Stop, doctor... No... Shall I call you big brother? Please don't press it. ”

Xie Lang, who became popular, didn't know that he had become a celebrity at home and abroad, and after shouting miserably, tears and snot also flowed out in a waterfall.

"Hahaha, look at the dog's gentle and desperate little eyes... ”

"Hmph, fortunately, Lao Tzu was not at the scene, if Lao Tzu hadn't watched the live broadcast and knew that the little devil was a dog gentle, I would have lifted my forty-meter machete and stabbed him to death!"

[Touching the porcelain dog head gang scum gave the anchor 1 planeβ€”β€” as if laughing out of internal injuries!]

[Touching the porcelain dog head gang big protector gave the anchor 1 rocket β€”β€” anchor, I don't accept the wall, so I will serve you to touch the porcelain live and be slapped in the face. 】

"The fan gave the anchor 588 fish ballsβ€”β€” the anchor cheered, the road turned to fans, the first time I saw such a funny live broadcast, it is not important to touch porcelain, the most important thing is the live broadcast effect brought to us. ”

Xie Lang's wave of operations brought a huge effect to the live broadcast room, and once again refreshed everyone's perception of this kid.

It turns out that live broadcast can still be played like this, but after opening a live broadcast and being slapped in the face like this, I'm afraid that this kid is unprecedented and unprecedented.

said that it was good to touch foreign friends and prove that he had super superb acting skills?

said that foreign friends who touched porcelain would live broadcast the teaching of porcelain and teach the audience to recognize porcelain?

Xie Lang was slapped in the face!

Originally, Xie Lang thought about waiting for foreign friends to help him up, and then another wave of superb acting skills, and immediately completed the task of touching foreign friends, and made the brothers who had to watch the live broadcast stunned, perfect!!

The imagination is beautiful, the ending is cruel, and the appearance of a veterinarian overturns Xie Lang's entire plan.

Speaking of which, when the veterinarian heard Xie Lang's painful wail, he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and then said, "Mr. Samurai, are you still in pain now?"

"It doesn't hurt... It doesn't hurt anymore..."Xie Lang replied with a sad face.

He thought to himself: This time is over, the porcelain touching mission will definitely fail.

"Brother, don't be afraid, if it still hurts, the ambulance will come later, I will accompany you to the hospital, you can rest assured, I won't run." ”

Jack's tone made people unable to find the slightest flaw, which made Xie Lang so moved that he was about to cry.

"Wow, this gringo character is okay. ”

"yes, yes. ”

The other travelers sighed and said, "There are really not many people like him who are so upright...... I estimate that if he is allowed to go to the center of our East China Sea, it is estimated that he will never come to our Great Celestial Empire again in his life. ”

"Hahaha, brother, are you really happy to be like this?"

Subsequently, the onlookers began to persuade Jack one after another, and also told him a little about touching porcelain.

"Huh, big brothers, thank you so much...... I, I don't know what to say anymore......" Jack was so moved that he couldn't put it into words.

He really didn't expect the Chinese to be so enthusiastic, "When I get home, I must tell my companions around me and let them all come to CHINA to learn culture, CHINA is the greatest country in the world!!"

Bite!

Just then, a voice suddenly came to the system.

Xie Lang, who was lying on the ground at this time, suddenly widened his eyes and grew his mouth in surprise.

Is it possible to complete the task?

Congratulations to the player "Xie Lang" for loading a task to win glory for the motherland, rewarding +100 porcelain points, and the remaining porcelain points are 230!"

Although the player did not complete the task of touching foreign friends, your behavior has won the compatriots of the whole country and deeply touched foreign friends, and you will be rewarded with +50 points for touching porcelain, and there are currently 280 points left!

,, you've really completed the task!

Lao Tzu actually completed the task crookedly, Nima~~

I said earlier that as long as I won glory for the country, I could complete the task, and I still pretended to be a fart little Rben!

Player, your porcelain level has been upgraded by 2 levels in a row, the current level: 10, and the intelligence routine value: 10.

"Congratulations to the player "Xie Lang" for comprehending the League of Legends - Infinite Sword Master: Yi "Alpha Raid".

Alpha Raid: The player flies through the battlefield, dealing a certain amount of damage to up to 4 enemies, and at the same time, entering an unselectable state, so that the enemy cannot be locked, 50 points will be deducted for each use of the skill, and the cooldown time is: 1 hour!

Note: Whenever a player encounters danger, you can also use Alpha Raid to teleport a distance to get out of trouble.

Alpha Raid !!

The reward of the system directly made Xie Lang stunned.

Under his shout, the audience and those watching the live broadcast were stunned.

Anyway, the dog is gentle and this slut, is he stunned to play League of Legends, and he is lying on the ground and shouting an alpha raid?

Porcelain Touching System Player Name: Xie Langranwen .com

Title: Star of Porcelain

Players of your next stage title: "Porcelain Master"!

When the player earns this title, they can permanently gain the Edgeworth Flying Skill. In addition, the system will randomly give away the skills of a hero in any of the games. (It costs 1000 points to open)

Player Skill Level: 10

Intelligence Routine Value: 10

Points: 230

Skills: Slash Forward, Breath of the Tempest, Blasting in the Sky, Feasting!Passive: Breath of the Wind (Precision Firearm, Learned) Alpha Raid!!

Player's additional stat bonus: Devil Fruit Shiny Fruit.

System space backpack items: Nether locomotive, white bone mask, "red bricks", and a number of Jin Liufu jewelry.

Xie Lang shook all over, and his blood pressure suddenly soared.

He kept secretly telling himself in his heart that he must be calm, he must be calm.

The calm now is just for the future to be able to pretend to be better in the future.