"Hey, hey, hey, brother, I heard others say that you spit out this mouthful, right?"

The foreign friend who asked Xie Lang was called Jack.

In fact, it doesn't matter what it's called, maybe he will appear in the East China Sea today, and he won't know where to go tomorrow.

Jack really didn't quite understand what was going on.

Anyway, when he reacted, his friend explained to him that there was an R himself who spat on him.

Jack looked at Xie Lang, and he didn't know what words to find to describe the other party.

In short, that person is dressed nondescriptly, very strange, very strange, wearing a ninja costume of R Ben, exaggerated ponytail and big braids, and Yuehun also has a mobile phone hanging up.

Jack didn't even dare to imagine how Ben's samurai ninja could appear at China's Donghai International Airport?

Then Jack heard a "click", which was the soft sound of a match, followed by the sound of deep breathing and spitting smoke.

Before Jack could ask, he heard someone glaring at Xie Lang fiercely and said, "Little devil, help us greet your old mother, Cao Nima, stupid bi. . . ”

"Hey, little R is too unqualified. ”

One of them stared at Xie Lang coldly, revealing a grim smile: "Little devil, you'd better not go out of the waiting hall, otherwise if you go out, no one will be able to protect you!"

"That's it, hurry up and get me back to your country, China doesn't welcome you!"

Xie Lang glanced at those guys lightly, and he didn't bother to pay attention to them.

After all, it was Xiao R who was scolded, not him.

Of course, Xie Lang still had to pretend not to understand.

"Hello brother, why are you spitting on me??"

Xie Lang smiled: "What kind of work, it is a kind of etiquette for our big R empire to spit on each other, the thicker the phlegm, the more it represents my respect for you, understand?"

"Huh, and the etiquette of spitting?" Jack looked confused, he couldn't keep up with the other man's rhythm at all.

But when he thought about it, he had been to R Ben, how could he never have heard of spitting understanding?

"Okay, okay, brother, you must pay attention next time, this is China, it's rude to spit!"

After speaking, Jack patted Xie Lang's shoulder, the expression seemed to say, I hope you are well, and then turned around to leave.

"Oops!"

Suddenly, Xie Lang let out a scream that resounded through the sky.

In front of everyone's eyes, Xie Lang's whole person fell directly to the ground.

It felt as if his shoulder was brittle, and one hand was on the shoulder that Jack had just patted, and he was lying on the ground rolling in pain.

The audience in the live broadcast room was already laughing, and the barrage was full of ridicule:

"Anchor, can your acting skills be a little frustrated?"

"Dog Gentle is starting to operate again!"

"Hmph, one of the basic teachings of Brother Gentle touching porcelain every day"

"Wow, where is this anchor teaching us to identify and touch porcelain, it is clearly teaching us to touch porcelain!"

Suddenly, seeing Jack suddenly falling to the ground, he exclaimed and asked, "Oh, what's the matter with you, brother?"

He looked at Xie Lang lying on the ground curiously, and then took his palm to his eyes and looked at it, his bewildered expression was cute.

"Hahaha, you foreign guy, his face is so cute, I guess this is the first time he has been touched in his life!"

"The inner world of foreign friends: Oh sell karma, is my unicorn arm so powerful?"

Xie Lang was lying on the ground, still rolling continuously, rolling several times in a row, "Oops...... Ah...... My shoulder...... You ......"

Xie Lang trembled and pointed at his foreign friend, "You are so ruthless, you actually secretly plotted against me... Didn't I just spit on you? Spit represents respect for foreigners in my big R empire, I didn't expect it...... You...... You crushed my shoulder. ”

"Ah......h

"This ......"

“…………”

On the spot, when the beautiful translator translated Xie Lang's words, the passengers on the scene were all dumbfounded.

There are even passengers who respond relatively quickly and have already taken out their mobile phones to dial 120 and asked them to come to the rescue.

See, this is the hospitality of my Great Celestial Empire.

The fake little R Ben Xie Lang was disrespectful to all the Chinese people in the waiting hall, but the Chinese people still dialed 120 for him regardless of his previous suspicions and called an ambulance.

"You...... You can't go...... You're going to leave my shoulder, who will pay for the medical expenses..."Xie Lang hugged Jack's calf, and the cry was shocking, but the crying was very ugly, even worse than the sound of killing pigs.

"No, no, no... Brother, I'm not going to go... How are you, is there anything wrong??" Jack crouched down, trying to help Xie Lang up.

When all the Chinese tourists at the scene saw this, their faces suddenly changed.

I thought: Does Xiao R also touch porcelain?

"Nima, this little R is too shameless, he actually learned the art of touching porcelain in our country!"

"Damn, shameless!"

"It's shameless!"

At this time, Xie Lang was lying on the ground and moaned, "Oops, oops, I'm dying, who will save me." ”

Someone couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted: "Little devil, I'm Cao Nima, making trouble in our country, Dad put up with it, and I still use our country's "Absolute Learning" in our territory to touch porcelain foreigners, I can't bear it!"

"It's too presumptuous, and it's a place for us in China. Many of the indignant young people in the crowd frowned.

"Don't say it, in order to prove that our China is a country of etiquette, I will save him!"

Suddenly, a man in a white coat, about forty years old, said in a low voice.

"You, you... Who are you??" Xie Lang looked at a doctor coming over, and his little face was as panicked as something.

Nima, there's something wrong with the routine.

Didn't you say that it was good to touch a foreign friend, and then the other party helped him up, and then he bragged a few, praising how amazing this guy's arm strength is, how powerful it is, and how it is refined, and then when the other party hears it, he immediately throws himself to the ground and completes the task?

"Ahh

"You madman...... You...... What do you want to do?" Xie Lang was pressed on the shoulder by the doctor, and then someone came to a wrong hand, and Xie Lang screamed in pain.

Xie Lang was really in pain at this time.

Originally, if he twisted it, he might be quite comfortable if he was pressed like this, but Xie Lang didn't twist it in the first place, and he couldn't help but pretend to be injured.

"It's okay, I'm an animal orthopedic surgeon, little devil... Phew, lad... Although you are R himself, I will definitely cure you, after all, the doctor is benevolent, and the patient has no borders, don't you say?"

"I'm Cao Nima... Bah... Bagaya Road... You're an animal orthopedic surgeon, what are you going to press me? Big brother... I'm really fine. ”

"Ahh Oh... Oops..."Xie Lang's entire shoulder was almost useless, and he screamed in pain.

In the live broadcast room, whether it was a new audience or a former old reader audience, when they saw Xie Lang being pressed and rubbed on the ground by the animal orthopedic surgeon, they immediately brushed up a dense 666.

"666, this doctor can, the dog who treats is gentle and obedient!"

"When do you say dogs are the most gentle, what day is it??"

"It's today, hahahaha. ”

"Dog Gentle: I will open the eyes of all of you to the audience, let you see, how did Ben Shuai touch a foreign friend?

"I dare to pack a ticket, the dog gentle cliff didn't invite actors!"

"Normal operation, normal routine, this is the correct way to open the live broadcast room. ”

"Hahaha. ”

The audience watching the live broadcast burst into laughter one by one.

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