"Did you know that you were going to lose, so you started to play hooligan?" Wu Xiaoyi's face was slightly red, and she said angrily.

Gao Jun spread his hands innocently: "How can you play hooligan, you can't scold the teacher who asked the question in your own exam, this is not the style of a scholar." ”

"Then what is the answer?" Wu Xiaoyi asked.

"Head!" Gao Jun said solemnly: "The head and limbs have turned into five mountains and rivers, otherwise what do you think you are calling me a hooligan?"

Gao Jun used this question to pull back a game, but he still can't change the gap in IQ and the fate of failure, in this world, with high IQ and money, he can really do whatever he wants.

Wu Xiaoyi got nine out of ten questions right, if it was according to the agreement, Gao Jun wouldn't even have his underwear left, so he pretended to be stupid and didn't take it off, but Wu Xiaoyi didn't hesitate to threaten: "If you don't take it off, you can do it, but you must promise me one more condition." ”

"What?" Gao Jun looked at her vigilantly and said, "Is it worth the meat?"

"Meat, you're big. Wu Xiaoyi rolled her eyes and said, "I want you to take me away, I don't want to stay any longer." ”

Gao Jun was stunned for a moment, looked at Wu Xiaoyi, and saw that her expression was serious and a little pleading, indeed, the Han family is too warm, there is no intrigue between relatives and friends, the father is kind and filial to the mother, this is simply a model of a happy family, and now there is a mysterious uncle who can solve all problems, it is like a tiger with wings, and he is going to fly to the sky and the sun side by side.

Thinking about his life again, he can't go back to his home, and even making phone calls has become a luxury.

And this trip was arranged by Gao Jun a long time ago, and he toured the whole country during the Chinese New Year, but the superiors pushed Wu Xiaoyi to himself, and he had to take her with him, and now it belongs to both public and private.

But in the case of being hunted down, only in this way can it have a certain effect.

It's just that Wu Xiaoyi is an ordinary person after all, if she simply escapes, she can still understand, after all, it is to survive, but now she suddenly lives a warm little life, which is too contrasting.

"Okay, we'll leave tomorrow, book your tickets now. Gao Jun said decisively.

"Really, great!" Wu Xiaoyi said in surprise, as if she was going to hold Gao Jun and take a bite.

At the critical moment, Han Jingjing appeared, looking at Gao Jun's appearance of only wearing a shirt and autumn pants, and said in surprise: "Why did you take off your clothes, is it hot?"

Gao Jun smiled and said: "It's the New Year, change a new set, a new atmosphere for the New Year, go and take it out, I saw you buy me new clothes, look at how well a woman knows her boyfriend, try the size of the clothes she bought." ”

Han Jingjing glanced at him, happily entered the house, and soon took out a new suit, a well-known men's clothing brand, well-cut and well-selected materials, worn on Gao Jun's body, as tailor-made, the size and length are just right, people rely on clothes, horses and saddles, put on new clothes, the whole person's mental outlook is new, heroic and straight, handsome.

Gao Jun said in Han Jingjing's ear with satisfaction: "If you see how much you love me, next time I will buy a set to see if the size is appropriate." ”

Han Jingjing couldn't listen to such a bad word the most, so she punched him twice with a red face, and hurriedly ran back to the kitchen.

"The great river flows eastward, and those who show affection break up. Wu Xiaoyi snorted angrily.

"Hehe, I'm sorry Auntie, I made you laugh. Gao Jun said: "Look at the way you smile......

"Get out!"

The dinner on Chinese New Year's Eve began at half past four in the afternoon, and it was so rich that even Wu Xiaoyi, who couldn't stand this warm scene, was stopped by the gourmet students.

The exquisitely shaped 'tiger skin meat' looks like a velvet flower, and the selected pork belly is boiled, roasted in oil, and then steamed after becoming popular, fat but not greasy, fresh and mellow.

Button chicken is a major feature of local cuisine, steamed chicken in chicken broth, served with mushrooms and yams, mellow and nourishing.

Catfish in white sauce, fish head with fragrant flavor, sweet and sour pork ribs, and eight-treasure meat balls, each of which is very distinctive, with full color, flavor, and flavor.

Father Han took out the fine wine that had been treasured for decades, the exquisite wine cup, and let everyone drink a little.

As the head of the family, Dad Han took the lead in toasting, wishing everyone a happy New Year, everything going well in the new year, and all wishes come true.

Han's mother also raised a glass to wish her daughter and son-in-law a smooth work, and raised her eyebrows.

Scholarly door, even if it is drinking, it is decent, polite, elegant and thoughtful, which makes it a little uncomfortable to get used to drinking big wine, this is not a cultural difference between the north and the south, after all, there are poetry clouds, the south is open, the north plays mahjong, and the black braggarts, the whole country is the same.

So this is still different from person to person, and people are such Sven people who cook wine with green plums.

Sven Gaojun can pretend, after all, he has played a variety of roles in his career as a secret agent for so many years, intellectuals, returnees, and even royal descendants.

However, this drinking and composing poetry is not something that can be performed.

It's not just about composing poems, but about poetry solitaire, and if you can't catch it, you can drink.

It's too difficult, it requires a lot of cultural heritage and poetry, and it's not fun.

But it's not fun, and there's no way, because the game has already begun, and Han's father came first: "Pick chrysanthemums under the east fence and see Nanshan leisurely." ”

Mother Han next to her immediately answered: "It rained in the mountains overnight, and the trees were full of springs." ”

followed by Han Jingjing: "The sound of the spring swallows the dangerous stone, and the sun is cold and green." ”

Wu Xiaoyi, as a high-IQ scholar, has learned both Chinese and Western, so naturally she couldn't help it, and immediately said: "The pine wind blows the belt, and the mountain and the moon shine on the piano." ”

Four people are one sentence, almost without interruption, it feels like they are reciting the same poem, the beginning and end of the words are connected, just right.

Until it was Gao Jun's turn, the rhythm was instantly stuck, Gao Jun scratched his head, and hesitated: "Qin, Qin, Qin, kiss, kiss shrimp crackers...... Forget it, I did it!"

Gao Jun directly drank all the wine in the cup, which was so crowded that even the advertising words popped out, which made a few people laugh, the wine order, there must be someone who can't drink to be interesting, if everyone is talented, the answer is like a stream, then what kind of wine do you drink, directly change the poem will be won.

Food, wine, beauty, and beautiful poetry, the family reunites in such a warm and warm atmosphere, toasts to celebrate the Spring Festival.

TV programs have also begun to warm up for the Spring Festival Gala, playing some classic programs in the previous year's party, although fireworks are prohibited in the city, but there are still fixed fireworks in the suburbs, before the official start of the party, after dinner, the official peak of fireworks.

Standing at the window and looking out from afar, the colorful fireworks bloom in the night sky, beautiful and dazzling.

The familiar melody sounded, the familiar host stood on the most high-profile stage of the year, the sound of firecrackers said goodbye to the old year, laughter and laughter to celebrate the New Year, in their New Year message, the party officially began.

Gao Jun and others, who were well-fed and drunk, also removed the table, replaced it with melon seed tea, all kinds of dried and fresh fruits, and sat in front of the TV to celebrate the New Year.

Gao Jun and Han Jingjing naturally sat together, heart to heart, hand in hand, and the road of love walked hand in hand.

The old couple and the younger couple teamed up separately, and Wu Xiaoyi instantly became a loner again, but fortunately, she is in a good mood now, and the program of this year's party is really exciting, so she has no heart to deal with them for the time being.

Next, Gao Jun and Han Jingjing began their performance.

Especially Han Jingjing, when she sings and dances vigorously in the evening, she also twists with her, when she is gentle and lyrical, she will put her head on Gao Jun's shoulder, and look at him affectionately with a pair of big eyes, when playing language programs, she will smile forward and backward, and the whole person will lie on Gao Jun.

As long as there is a love song duet, the two will hold hands, as long as there is a touching scene, Han Jingjing will cry, and Chu Chu snuggled into Gao Jun's arms pitifully.

Her parents are naturally happy to hear about it, and their daughter and son-in-law have a good relationship, which can make her mother's family happier than a bride price of hundreds of thousands.

Originally, Wu Xiaoyi chose to ignore it, but there was more and more physical contact, Han Jingjing's eyes were like silk, and her breath was like an orchid, and she didn't know when her collar was open.

Wu Xiaoyi's face was full of horror, she never expected that Han Jingjing, an introverted and traditional woman, would dare to flirt so openly in front of her parents and outsiders.

Of course, Wu Xiaoyi herself is to blame, she stirred up the wind and rain in the middle, bad people and good things, so that Han Jingjing finally couldn't help but break out, and the scale is getting bigger and bigger.

I don't know what was said in the sketch show, anyway, Wu Xiaoyi didn't think it was funny, but Han Jingjing suddenly laughed, the whole person was lying on Gao Jun's lap, laughing straight away, his face was facing Gao Jun's key parts, his body shook, I don't know if he was laughing, or if he was doing something else.

Looking at Gao Jun's face again, it was like holding back his urine all night, and the expression when he opened the gate in the morning to release the water, it seemed to be painful, but it was actually comfortable.

Even Wu Xiaoyi could feel the enthusiasm between them, like a volcano about to erupt.

And usually at this time, women are the first to be unable to carry it.

Sure enough, after some entanglement, Han Jingjing suddenly stood up and said, "There is no drink, there is still one in the next room, I'll go get it." ”

Gao Jun's eyes rolled, and he was about to stand up and go together, who would have thought that Wu Xiaoyi's unlucky rush took the first step, and said, "I'll help you!"

After speaking, Wu Xiaoyi couldn't help but drag Han Jingjing away, leaving Gao Jun with an embarrassed face.

Next, wherever Han Jingjing goes, Wu Xiaoyi will follow, just don't give the two of them a chance to be alone, and hate it like a fart worm, tossing for half a night.

The party is over, although it is said that the New Year's Eve is observed, but the old man is old, and staying up all night is very bad for his health, so he went to sleep after the New Year's Eve bell rang.

Wu Xiaoyi looked at Gao Jun, who was yawning deliberately, and then looked at Han Jingjing, who was also sleepy-eyed, and immediately proposed: "Let's fight the landlord, right?"

Gao Jun and Han Jingjing looked at her listlessly, but Wu Xiaoyi was eager to try, full of energy, and looked like she was going to fight until dawn.

Gao Jun reluctantly took out his mobile phone and said, "It's the New Year, call your family to pay a New Year's greeting!"