Gao Jun wanted to continue to discuss the problem of androids with Wu Xiaoyi, but she waved her hand like a fly to stop him.

"Today is Chinese New Year's Eve, I'm on vacation again, and I don't want to talk about work. Wu Xiaoyi said confidently.

For example, when they get off work at five o'clock every day, as long as they get off work at five o'clock, even if they pick up the tools that have fallen on the ground, they will not do it, because that belongs to work, and now it is private time.

Of course, people are also fully committed to their work during working hours, and strive to do their own work conscientiously, almost never see a toilet squatting for half an hour, always sneaking to the rooftop to smoke, etc., and there is no atmosphere of some state-owned enterprises, factories and mines employees, leaders work hard when they are not there, and the leaders are not there to herd sheep.

Since Wu Xiaoyi said so, Gao Jun naturally wouldn't ask any more, not to mention that the two of them were not in a very good mood at this time, although Han Jingjing's family showed great enthusiasm for them, they were still not as comfortable as in their own home.

Just like men are reluctant to accompany their daughters-in-law to go shopping, they have to go, and the vast majority of men are also reluctant to go to their mother-in-law's house.

Wu Xiaoyi's feeling must be more awkward than Gao Jun's, after all, she is more redundant.

So she can only watch TV and try to divert her attention, and she succeeded, and now the TV show is easy for people to indulge in.

For example, she was watching a suspenseful reasoning drama starring Xiao Xianrou, Xiao Xianrou was saying seriously: "These twelve severed hands are not from the same corpse. ”

Just rushing to such reasoning and lines can make people forget all their troubles, only full of joy.

Gao Jun smiled bitterly and said, "The twelve hands come from the same corpse, could the deceased be the Thousand-Armed Guanyin?"

Wu Xiaoyi glanced at him with a smile and a smile, picked up the remote control and changed the program, it was a Qing palace drama that women liked, and the beautiful princess said to the emperor with a worried face: "Your Majesty, if this jump is signed, our Qing Dynasty will become a semi-feudal and semi-colonial society." ”

"I'm rubbing, is this imperial concubine crossed by a history teacher?" Gao Jun commented sharply.

Wu Xiaoyi pouted helplessly, and changed the program again, the anti-Japanese war drama, the story of the heroic battle of the Eighth Route Army: "This is always okay." ”

Gao Jun sat up, nodded, and was about to say that it was almost the same, when he heard the leader say: "Each person carries one hundred and fifty kilograms * ......"

"Huh?" Gao Jun was stunned.

This time it was Wu Xiaoyi's turn to comment: "Didn't you say that the conditions of our army are difficult, they are all millet plus rifles, and there are no guns and no guns, and the enemy has made them for us? This person carries 150 kilograms*, can there be another bombing of Tokyo, in addition, our army is all super soldiers, carrying 300 catties to march and fight?"

"Change for change, change for ......" Gao Jun said angrily, it was really a hard battle, but it was distorted by these brain-dead touting.

Wu Xiaoyi changed the station with a smile, it was still a battle movie, and it was a bullet that came up, drawing a perfect arc and hitting the target.

Immediately afterwards, a leader of the national army said seriously: "There is a principle for making the bullet turn, and at the moment the bullet is fired, the shooter's wrist shakes rapidly, and an arc can be formed by giving the bullet a horizontal acceleration." ”

"Are you okay?" Wu Xiaoyi asked Gao Jun with a deliberate shake of her wrist.

"I can't, but according to this principle, I'm afraid that Parkinson's patients are sharpshooters. Gao Jun said helplessly.

Wu Xiaoyi directly turned off the TV, this unlucky TV show can only make people feel worse and worse.

The living room suddenly quieted down, and the kitchen was the sound of the three members of the Han family busy and chatting, talking about the Zhang family and the Li family, talking about the delicious food to be made, the taste of mother, the laughter of father, the coquettish voice of Han Jingjing, the Spring Festival, and the atmosphere of family reunion were vividly displayed.

This made the two homeless people in the living room feel even more depressed.

Especially Wu Xiaoyi, her expression was gloomy, as if she was going to cry.

"Hey, I heard that you have been a prodigy since you were a child, you grew up to be a genius and a top talent, and now you are a top talent valued by the country, presumably your IQ must be very high, or let's play an IQ test game to see if you are really talented, or a waste of fame. Gao Jun suddenly spoke, doing something, it is better than thinking wildly, distracting attention.

Wu Xiaoyi smiled disdainfully and said, "Are you trying to test me?" ”

This is the pride of a genius, and Gao Jun immediately spoke: "Ask." ”、

Answer. Wu Xiaoyi said.

"What is the last digit of a number minus 40 and the first digit removed is 13?" Gao Jun asked.

"43! Cut!" Wu Xiaoyi almost blurted out: "Because forty-three is forty after removing it, and thirteen is after removing it." ”

This is not a calculation, the test is logical thinking, this girl reacted in an instant, and even Gao Jun had to give a thumbs up.

"That's it, is it a bit high-level?" Wu Xiaoyi said defiantly.

"Okay, I'll ask you again. Gao Jun rolled up his sleeves and looked like he wanted to move seriously, and said: "In the above case, what if zero is greater than two, two is greater than five, and five is greater than zero?"

"How is this possible, this is contrary to common sense, how can zero be greater than two or greater than five?" Wu Xiaoyi resolutely denied it, seriously questioning the problem.

Gao Jun didn't speak, but directly stretched out his hand to guess with Wu Xiaoyi.

Wu Xiaoyi didn't know why, but as soon as Gao Jun shouted 'rock-paper-scissors', Wu Xiaoyi instantly understood the question just now.

It's rock-paper-scissors, the rock is zero, it's bigger than the scissors two, and the two-scissors are bigger than the five-paper.

"What's the problem!?" Wu Xiaoyi said angrily.

"We're testing IQ now, not mathematics, physics and chemistry. Gao Jun said proudly.

"Okay, I understand, I didn't prepare just now, now I'll do it again. Wu Xiaoyi said with great interest, finally diluting her homesickness, and also knew that the conditions were raised: "I will answer the questions you ask, limited to ten questions, if my correct rate is more than 60%, even if I win, and there must be a lottery and a reward." ”

"How about taking off your clothes, if you answer one correctly, I'll take off one, if you make a mistake, you will take off one, if you answer six questions correctly, I'll clean and slippery. Gao Jun habitually said that he had always played with Tong Ling before, and he had also played with Han Jingjing, even if it was just to take off his shoes and socks, it was also a kind of fun, especially the shy and conservative Han Jingjing, who was forced to develop the skill of taking it off from the inside out.

Without waiting for Wu Xiaoyi to answer, Han Jingjing came out of the kitchen, carrying a kitchen knife in one hand and a big fish head still stained with blood in the other, and asked with a smile, "What are you guys playing?"

The two who were on the road to adulterer* were shocked, and Gao Jun hurriedly said with a dry smile: "We are discussing the introduction of unnatural amino acids into proteins and the NMR analysis of biological macromolecular structures. ”

Han Jingjing was stunned, the big fish head almost got out of his hand, Wu Xiaoyi was also startled, what he said was a rather complex chemical problem, and there are still many people studying it at this moment.

"It's rare that you are studious, and when I finish steaming the fish head, I will join you. Han Jingjing was also immediately interested.

After Han Jingjing left, Wu Xiaoyi also asked in surprise: "Are you also interested in chemistry?"

Gao Jun pouted: "When I got up in the morning, I saw a chemistry magazine on the bedside table, glanced at it casually, and memorized the two headings on the catalog. ”

"Cut!" Wu Xiaoyi raised her middle finger fiercely, knowing that this was a bastard who didn't learn anything.

"Brain teasers, are you still playing?" Gao Jun asked.

"Play, who's afraid of whom, you stinky rascal. Wu Xiaoyi chirped, a little excited in her heart: "But if you want to have a lottery, if I win, I want the price conditions, and I want you to find a way for me to call my family." ”

Gao Jun knew that no matter how he interrupted, this matter was an obsession in his heart, and he could only gag: "You win first." ”

"Come on. Gao Jun thought for a while and said, "Listen well, the first question, say, move below, the top is very excited, the top moves, the bottom will be very painful."

Guess an activity. ”

"Fishing! Take off!" Wu Xiaoyi didn't think about it, and gave the answer as soon as possible.

Gao Jun reluctantly took off his shoes, and asked a few questions in a row, but he didn't expect Wu Xiaoyi, a nerd and laboratory mouse, to be able to answer questions fluently.

Although Gao Jun is not an expert in guessing riddles, some of the questions are heard from the campus, they are all fooled by those bad boys, and some are very dirty, but Wu Xiaoyi knows it.

But after thinking about it, I understood that Wu Xiaoyi is also a beauty, and it is estimated that there are many people who usually flirt with her.

It's just that people like Wu Xiaoyi have too high IQ, and they like to think in a calm and understanding way when they encounter anything, even in the face of men's pursuits, even if they are in love, they are also decent, one-sided, and formulaic.

If people can look at everything rationally, then they will lack emotion, and life will become meaningless.

Just like ordinary women shopping for clothes, many times they buy them just at first glance and think they are good, while people like Wu Xiaoyi will analyze the style, material, workmanship, brand and so on in detail.

The last time she took wedding photos, the photographer suddenly killed her, and Wu Xiaoyi said afterwards that she was not afraid of death, and that a person's life was just from cells to proteins.

Gao Jun can't understand the thinking of this kind of high-intelligence businessman, but he still thinks that people are good at perceptual, crying when they want to cry, laughing when they want to laugh, they will be sad, they will be afraid, so that they can get real and know how to cherish.

In the blink of an eye, Wu Xiaoyi had already answered five questions correctly, victory was in sight, Gao Jun's shoes, socks and coat had all been taken off, wearing a shirt and warm pants, and he said a question that determined the outcome of the game in a nondescript manner: "In myths and legends, the great god Pangu opened the world, and his body turned into everything in the world, his left eye turned into the sun, his right eye turned into the moon, his blood turned into rivers, his muscles became roads, his muscles became fields, his hair became stars in the sky, his hair became flowers and trees, his teeth, bones, The bone marrow and so on have also turned into shining metal, hard stone, and warm jade......

So the question is, according to legend, Pangu's body turned into the earth, and his hands and feet and limbs turned into five famous mountains, how did the limbs turn into five famous mountains? What is the extra one?"