Chapter 134: I'm a simple BOY
"I ......"
Xie Lang stood straight in front of the camera, then lifted the Erha dog's head hat, and said with a high spirit, "Just kidding, a handsome anchor like me, of course... I don't have a girlfriend, can I look down on ordinary women?"
"Hehe, funny anchor. ”
"People have lost contact in Guangdong, and sometimes they miss the classic posture at the beginning, lying on the bed to connect you and me, and miss you. The sister who gave the money is still willful, whether she believes that I will come again, and she will not give up until I have no money in the end. ”
Xie Lang hummed a little song in his mouth, bored walking on the street looking for a porcelain target.
"Handsome dude, handsome dude. A woman wearing a miniskirt and a leopard-print camisole in the middle of winter suddenly blocked Xie Lang's way.
"Auntie, is there anything you need help with?" Xie Lang looked at the other party and asked.
"Who's your name, Auntie?"
"Aren't you an aunt? You're all old, and you're still dressed so revealingly, look at your age, you're more than forty, it's not good to take care of the children at home, and run on the street to talk to me like a simple boy, is this really good?"
Seeing that a woman was talking to Xie Lang, more than 1,000 people in the live broadcast room were instantly stunned.
This guy wears a two-ha dog-headed hat on his head, and his appearance is really spicy.
That's it, and there are women who talk to him and call him a handsome guy?
"Nima, I'm afraid it's the actor who was invited, right?"
"I know, it must be gentle and don't want to code words today, so I hired an actor for us. ”
"Wow... I'm so uncomfortable, why can the anchor be accosted by a young lady like this, but I'm so handsome but have to endure the torture of being single?"
"The dog is gentle and teased, don't be cowardly, we will watch the live broadcast of the girl if you have the ability. ”
The new viewers and readers in the live broadcast room are constantly heckling.
"It's your first time, handsome guy, do you want to go over there and have fun??" said the aunt, pointing to a grove.
"It's a grove over there, what are you playing!" Xie Lang really didn't understand the other party's routines, he was completely an upright and scheming boy!
This is forced in front of readers and audiences, and the performance is too good!
"Why don't you give you a cheaper price, 150??" The aunt gestured and grabbed Xie Lang's arm.
"Auntie, what are you talking about, I don't understand, let me tell you, I'm on the live broadcast now, don't pull and pull, everyone is a civilized person. ”
"Ah, in the live broadcast? Isn't this more exciting? But if you "play" in the live broadcast, it may be more expensive, count you 300. ”
Kindness?
The audience in the live broadcast room reacted immediately, covering their bellies and laughing wildly.
This dog is gentle, where is it to meet a beautiful woman to talk, clearly dumb goose meets an old hen!"
"Anyway, auntie shouldn't be an actor to invite, right? I dare to play like this when I start a live broadcast, tell me where the anchor is from, I'm going!"
"Se love anchor, live broadcast big health care, I called the police!"
"Brothers, report and go a wave!!"
Xie Lang saw those barrages on his mobile phone, so he reacted, and immediately replied: "Auntie, you beat it up, I'm a simple BOY, not that kind of person, if you don't let go of me, I will warn you of xing harassment." ”
At the same time, another anchor room of Betta TV.
It just so happened that the anchor Wuhu Da Sima at this time, the League of Legends bronze rank knelt three times in a row.
"Students, it's a little uncomfortable today, stop for a while, how to say, is it to check the first-hand room, or to play two games of boxing?"
"Forget it, The King of Fighters is not in the mood to fight, go check the first-hand room and see what rookie anchors are there recently. ”
At this moment, suddenly a title that brightened the eyes of the blind big Sima attracted his attention.
"The No. 1 Handsome Guy on the Betta Platform"
"Yo, this little boss has a bit of iron on his head, and he dares to be my betta Wu Yanzu doesn't exist? ”
Da Sima smiled obscenely, and then clicked on Xie Lang's live broadcast room.
At this time, with Da Sima's rounds, many fans came in airborne.
At this moment, the barrage on Xie Lang's mobile phone is full of dense quotes such as "The little boss is very skinny", "Is the anchor really happy like this?", "Catch more" and other big Sima quotations.
"The little boss is more fishy, the first handsome man didn't expect it to be only two, it's just skinny. ”
As soon as Da Sima came in, the first thing that came into the picture was a picture of a two-ha dog's head.
So, he looked at Xie Lang carefully, and saw that this kid was wearing a black windbreaker, his face was covered by a dog's head hat, his hands were in his pockets, and he looked at the aunt in front of him, with a leisurely look in his eyes, as if he didn't feel the weather cold at all.
Da Sima immediately judged and said: "This little boss is very skinny, deliberately not letting us see his appearance, according to Mr. Ma's analysis of him, the little boss's dog head hat must be a very fishy look." ”
Back to Xie Lang's side, because in the middle of the night, there were not many cars on the road, and seeing that the green light of the signal light turned yellow, a Jeep car rushed out, apparently trying to pass in front of the yellow light......
At this time, a woman riding a battery car crossed the road, and the owner of the Jeep wanted to step on the brakes, but he was obviously a little uncontrollable, and in a hurry, he immediately turned the steering wheel and tried to turn to avoid it.
The Jeep's speed was fast and the sudden change of direction caused the Jeep to lose control and crash directly into the pavement.
And on the sidewalk, a father who returned late was leading a little girl of five or six years old, and the little girl was jumping and walking on the sidewalk.
"Bad ......"
Xie Lang suddenly changed behind him, and he met the eyes of all the viewers who watched the live broadcast.
The Jeep car was out of control, making an earth-shattering and piercing sound, and it was about to hit the little girl, and then crashed into the air with Xie Lang.
All this happened very suddenly, even Da Sima, who watched Xie Lang's live broadcast, held his breath and kept shouting in front of the computer, "Little boss, run!"
The little girl was not far behind Xie Lang.
At this critical moment, Xie Lang's hairs were tied up all over his body, as if the system had predicted the danger in advance.
He turned around "suddenly", and his pupils suddenly dilated to the extreme.
The body that had been strengthened by the system burst out at this moment in an instant, and I saw Xie Lang flick his toes on the ground, and the whole person rushed out like a sharp arrow, as if it was just a blink of an eye, and appeared behind the father and daughter.
It is impossible to take away a father and daughter.
If Xie Lang was holding the little girl, then the girl's father would be hit, and if he saved his father, the little girl's life would definitely be lost.
Without extra time to think, Xie Langfei pushed the two of them to the left and right sides respectively, while his whole body was hit by the Jeep car and flew out.
"Bang!"
"Ah......h
All the audience closed their eyes.
"Play a chicken, gentle Dogecoin was hit by a car, and now the novel is going to be a eunuch again!"
"Damn, you only care about novels upstairs, regardless of our handsome?"
"Dog gentle, you... You can't do anything. ”
"Who knows where the anchor is from, help call the police!"
"Dogecoin, you can't just fall like this, or we're going to chase someone's novel. ”
"Don't worry, this gentle dog doesn't die so easily, a lewd guy like him will live at least a hundred years old!" The readers who watched the live broadcast looked frightened one by one, and kept sending barrages.
In the dense barrage, all the audience's love and hate for Xie Lang are revealed.