At 10 o'clock in the evening, Xie Lang and Huang Xiaobo came out of a five-star hotel.

Looking at these guys, the cliff is doing some inappropriate things for children in it.

"Cool, Brother Lang, today finally broke my 21-year-old virgin body!" Huang Xiaobo is sighing about the beauty of life.

But I heard Qian Hao ask: "Brother Lang, do your readers know that you are so shameless?"

Xie Lang rolled his eyes, and suddenly said angrily: "Do you think my readers are honest people? Let me tell you, it's not that I'm bragging to you, I took a few readers to visit the kiln last month..."

"What! Brother Lang, you..."

Huang Xiaobo was suddenly shocked by Xie Lang's shamelessness, and said with wide eyes: "Brother Lang, even if you harm us, it's too shameless to even take readers to visit the kiln!"

When a group of friends saw the obscene expression on Xie Lang's face, they knew that Xie Lang must be telling the truth.

Who knew that Xie Lang smiled "evilly", and began to talk nonsense in a serious way, "Do you guys know, I, Xie Lang, have had a dream since I was a child..."

"What dreams?"

"I know, Brother Lang must want to be a great god like the three young men of the Tang family!"

"I guess so. ”

"No..."

Xie Lang shook his head very vicissitudes, took out a cigarette, lit it in the wind and said, "If one day I become a great god, I will take my readers from all over the world to prostitute Chang, I will take them to prostitute all over the country!"

"Nima, I've never seen such a brazen author!!"

At this time, looking at Xie Lang with a focused expression, the strong wind on the corner of the street had already blown his hair messy, and at this moment, Huang Xiaobo and the others were messy in the wind.

After that, I said goodbye to Huang Xiaobo and others......

Xie Lang returned to the rental room, turned on the computer, and as usual, opened the backstage of the novel, and found that the comment area of the novel was all scolding himself.

Xie Lang thought that at this time period, few people commented at all, after all, it was the middle of the night.

But in fact, it's quite the opposite.

The comment section has been swiping the screen, and every few seconds, a reader will curse.

Some readers are sending blades, saying that this forced author has not been updated today, and whether it is going to be broken again.

Seeing the comments from many readers, Xie Lang immediately became addicted to live broadcasting.

He decisively issued a chapter and told many readers that in order to make up for the interruption of yesterday and today, he decided to open an outdoor live broadcast to compensate everyone.

"6666, Gentle Da has started the live broadcast, I'm here to see Gentle Da, Youmu has the legendary spicy handsome!"

"The gentle army is coming to watch, and the brothers are in formation!"

"The dog is gentlely inflated, and now it's not good to code words, and I actually think of opening a live broadcast circle to make money. ”

"Gentle dog dares to show his face, what does it mean to wear a husky dog's head hat?"

Everyone clearly saw that Xie Lang in the live broadcast room was wearing a husky dog's head hat on his head, covering his entire face, and his pair of cheap dog eyes simply blinded everyone.

Sure enough, it's a sassy and prodigal author!

Xie Lang didn't expect that he would be so popular, and he casually posted chapters and chapters, and he had thousands of popularity.

Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Xie Lang immediately came to his senses, and said inside: "Brothers, recently some readers have left messages saying that my novel is too fake and does not conform to reality. Today, in order to convince you that those stories are true, I decided to broadcast a live-action porcelain show to you. ”

With that, Xie Lang got dressed, stood up from his seat, and then held his mobile phone.

"And the new audience, you may not know me...... I thought: This anchor is fishing a lot, why is a dog-headed husky who doesn't dare to show his face, has..."

Xie Lang looked at the popularity of the live broadcast room, "That's right, it's just a dog-headed anchor, but it has such a high popularity? Let me tell you, in fact, my real identity is an online writer, and I am the author known as the first handsome author in the online literature industry, and they are all here to watch my uninhibited handsome appearance!"

"Bragging!! ”

"That's it, don't brag!"

"Alas, I wear a dog's hat and hang your appetite, so I won't show you the appearance, this wave is very spiritual, don't talk about the handsome!"

Walking out of the community, Xie Lang didn't care how many private cars there were on the road, first he simply did a few stretching activities, and then a run...

"The next audience should pay attention to my details, I don't do those outward bells and whistles like other anchors, and show them to you directly. ”

Then, those readers who watched the live broadcast only saw the things around them, like a fast shot, and when a private car drove over, Xie Lang did a somersault, and his body had already jumped over the private car.

Xie Lang didn't stand firm when he landed on the ground, another private car rushed over, his legs suddenly stared, his hands and feet pressed on the hood of the private car, his body made a movement similar to Thomas's whirl, and then stood firmly in the middle of the road, without anything on his body.

All the audience watched it in shock.

Nima, that's exciting, isn't it?

"Yo, the little boss has something. ”

"This anchor is really Shi Lezhi, head giant iron. ”

"Tell the new audience a secret, the anchor is a parkour guy with the strength of a king, but he aspires to be a bronze novelist!"

"It's so gentle and great, we forgive you for breaking off!"

"Please gentle dog don't write novels, give us live outdoor parkour every day!!"

Xie Lang, who stood in the middle of the road, was not affected by the vehicles around him in the slightest, and directly pointed the mobile phone camera at him, and said: "These cars want to hit me? Okay, now the new audience and readers, get ready to take notes, I'm going to show off the real porcelain touching technique. ”

"Whoop!!

Just as Xie Lang was about to find a car to touch porcelain, a police car drove over.

Xie Lang hurriedly took his mobile phone and ran all the way.

"Haha, Brother Gentle, can you stop making me laugh like this?"

"When this Dogecoin saw the police car coming, he immediately panicked. ”

"Dog gentle, you have the ability, you touch the porcelain police car, let's take a look, just now you were still pretending to be there, slapping your face in seconds, right? Come on, please touch the porcelain police car!"

"This one made me laugh to death, and when I saw the police car coming, it ran faster than a rabbit. ”

Xie Lang saw that the readers kept mocking themselves in the live broadcast room, and said, "Brothers, the police car just now is not important, the important thing is that I showed you a wave of detailed operations, if you learn the trick I just made, I believe you will not have a problem picking up girls in the future." ”

"Yes, since I learned your parkour, Lao Tzu is now a wheelchair thief chicken .er 6!"

"The question is, anchor, do you have a girlfriend now?"