Chapter 11 Ghosts in the Alley
Da Zhuang watched these strange things emerge from the woman's mouth, and his original face was delicate, but now the corners of his mouth were grinning to the root of his ears, and a pair of big eyes with crooked eyelashes were discharged directly to Da Zhuang.
At this time, Da Zhuang is like a child who has grown up, and the toys he played with when he was a child are not interested when they are older, and the experience he just experienced is like that. Therefore, it is difficult for the same thing to work in the short term, although the memory has been erased a little, and at this time Da Zhuang is very strong, only slightly frightened.
"Annoying, I think I'm hitting a ghost again. Do you see the two women who are vomiting under the tree?" he said, gesturing to the bottom of the tree.
Of course Mo Yifu saw it, and just wanted to stop him, but he didn't expect Da Zhuang to stop himself, and turned back to ask himself, his courage was commendable, but he completely ignored how ferocious these two female ghosts were.
It's just that there are still a lot of pedestrians around, so it's not suitable to take out a pen and clean them up, in case they are noticed by S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, it will not be good. Recently, Reiki revival and system flow have been particularly popular, who knows if there is a great power that has already dived to the ancient city, be careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years.
In case, someone took a small video with his mobile phone, and his chic fat posture spread all over the country, attracting thousands of wealthy women to meet thousands of miles away, it would be troublesome!
In the Internet era, people are very idle, and they especially like to join in the excitement and take advantage of the heat.
Mo Yifu just wants to be a fat and beautiful boy quietly, and occasionally catch a few ghosts under the training of Lord Pen Immortal, come on. Life must be happy, and dozens of lives can be dozens.
"Hurry up, Da Zhuang! It's dangerous here, we can't kill them!"
Take the big strong hand and run to the gloomy alley next to it, the fewer people the better.
He wasn't so bold before, but now it's different, with a strange treasure, can he still be afraid of these little ghosts?
No matter how difficult the little ghost is, he can't resist Lord Yama. Judging from his experience of watching horror movies collectively in his four-year college dormitory, this pen fairy is not trivial.
The two female ghosts who vomited under the tree saw the two fat men in front of them, not only were they not afraid, they were not fooled, and they even ran away.
played the role of a foodie all night, if it weren't for the face of the barbecue boss, he would have taken down these two fat men long ago.
Now they still want to run, how can they succeed?
The female ghosts took off their disguises and took steps to chase after Mo Yifu, their steps staggering like ducks that had just learned to walk, although they looked ugly, their speed was quite fast.
The people shopping around only felt the wind blowing in front of them, and the two fat people, one big and one small, jumped over, followed by a gust of wind, and it was quite cool.
There are no other ideas, after all, it is important to go shopping at night. They are all young people, and their eyes are naturally more focused on the partner next to them and the grade of the hotels around them.
Mo Yi ran wildly, and ran wildly with Da Zhuang, and finally ran to the dark alley within 10 seconds. The two leaned against the wall, panting for air.
"Annoying, what are you running, inexplicable! I told you I was damned, what are you running?"
"What the hell are you waiting for? Do you think you're Ning Caichen?"
"Don't talk nonsense! Then why are we running to this dark alley now, there are so few people, and when the female ghosts chase after us, kill you or kill me first! They are two ghosts, you just change into Nike air cushion running shoes, and you just die a little slower, you know?"
Mo Yian's face was black, he looked outside, and whispered: "Actually, there is something I haven't told you all this time, I want to protect you!" But now, it seems that I can't continue to hide it." ”
Da Zhuang glanced at Mo Yifu beside him, the other party looked very serious, much more serious than when he cut his toenails, since he was so solemn, he listened to him honestly.
"Actually, I'm an exorcist, just like the movie "Constantine: Exorcism", have you seen it?"
Da Zhuang blinked, touched Mo Yifu's head and his own head again, made sure that neither of them had a fever, but was just a little wheezing, and then looked at the narrow sky above his head, sighed and was about to speak.
Suddenly, two black shadows came from a distance and landed at the mouth of the alley, the shadows were extremely long, and their hands were crossed, just pinching the necks of Mo Yifu and the others.
Mo Yifu wore a yellow and black long-sleeved plaid shirt today, with his hands in his sleeves, standing silently, his huge figure blocking Da Zhuang behind.
The wind was whining, and the two female ghosts were like hungry dogs, crawling on the ground, salivating from their mouths. Da Zhuang glanced at it, and he really couldn't do it. He decided to hide behind his friend, after all, he had just portrayed himself as wonderful.
"Come on, brother, if you can live this time, I will believe that you are an exorcist!"
The corners of Mo Yifu's mouth rose slightly, forcing his eyes to be smaller, looking at the two female ghosts who were gradually approaching, and said contemptuously: "Don't create an atmosphere, you are no different from Teddy without background music!
The two female ghosts glanced at each other, and the one who vomited first took a slight half step forward, grinning, "Ouch, yes! Now that you've come to your senses, don't blame us Deathrose Sisters for destroying flowers!Remember, I'm the older sister of the Deathrose Sisters, Death!"
After speaking, he stood up and gestured, one hand up, one hand down, standing on one foot.
The other female ghost lay on the ground and responded simply: "I'm my sister Rose!
Are these two comparisons an appearance and a slogan?
It's not good, it's quite particular, it should have some origins.
Da Zhuang pulled Mo Yifu's clothes behind him and asked in a low voice, "What should I do?" Do you have a slogan?"
"No! The first time I encountered this situation, you said that if I didn't respond to them and did it directly, it would not be considered a foul!"
"How do I know the rules of your supernatural circle! You can do it yourself, I just need to live. ”
The Deathrose sisters posed for a moment, and a cloud drifted from the narrow sky above them, which seemed to be a rain cloud.
"Young man, hurry up and start your newspaper, it's going to rain!"
Mo Yifu looked up, indeed, the weather turned cloudy.
To say or not to say the slogan or something?!
"Alas! There is! Lao Cai, don't give up! You two go to die!"
With a flip of his right hand, a brush was revealed, and the tip of the pen was dotted with golden light, as if it had been smeared with a layer of gold dust, and it looked shiny in the dark night. Da Zhuang got closer, and his eyes lit up instantly.
"This is a 24 pure K gold pen, a good thing!"
Too lazy to pay attention to him, Mo Yiyi concentrated and began to recall the movements and strength of the pen at noon.
The two female ghosts saw that the opponent held back for a long time, but it turned out that they were magnifying and secretly screaming badly.
The figure moves quickly, leaving two afterimages in the air, unpredictable.
The female ghosts attacked together, their claws danced, and the fierce attack brought gusts of autumn wind, and the big strong cheeks hiding behind him hurt, obviously injured by mistake.
Mo Yi was annoyed and held his breath, holding the pen in one hand, and suddenly remembered a Hong Kong film he watched when he was very young: "I Have a Date with a Zombie", the heroine always likes to say: "Those who are fighting in the army are all moving forward in array", which seems to be very powerful.
The subordinates began to move the pen, completely ignoring that the two female ghosts had attacked him, and with the pen fairy being there, he should not be able to die. This is a double guarantee, the big one with the small number of leveling, and the little ghost to practice. It's just that the pen fairy just threw himself a pen to let himself understand, but the time is too short, and he hasn't realized anything yet.
Moreover, Master Pen Immortal has never even taught a mantra.
Even the basic skill of writing, Mo Yian, a regular university graduate, has passed countless levels in kindergarten, elementary school, junior high school, and high school, and has experienced the baptism of countless exams, and this skill is very proficient.
It's just that when it comes to calligraphy, it's a bit embarrassing. I really haven't learned this, troublesome.
Because others love to write traditional Chinese characters when writing brush characters, the traditional Chinese characters of "Pro" seem to be a bit complicated.
Mo Yifu simulated it in his mind a few times, but he still couldn't draw it, and it was a shame that he could still turn out these useless knowledge in his mind at this time.
Just like depicted in "Kong Yiji": Kong Yiji looked extremely happy, knocked the long nails of his two fingers on the counter, nodded and said, "Yes, yes, yes! There are four ways to write huizi, do you know?"
"I know that is useful? Although I have always been curious about which four ways to write it, it is not very important at the moment! The key is to write the traditional Chinese characters, this is an important battle for himself, which determines whether Da Zhuang trusts his identity or not. It is not only a matter of identity, but also a guarantee of character. ”
Call~
A long sigh rang out in my head.
"It turns out that you are also an idiot! You have to think about it for a long time to write a word! I thought you had already enlightened!"
The golden light flashed, like a firework exploded, and all the ghosts in the alley couldn't open their eyes.
Including hidden corners, camera lenses that hide in the shadows.
It's all exposed!