Chapter 10: Disobedient Children
Da Zhuang was so frightened that he fell directly on the sofa, foaming at the mouth and turning his eyes out. After a while, he came back to his senses, and looked at Lu Xiaojuan in disbelief, and then looked at Mo Yian.
"What is the relationship between the two of you, can you let me go, I was just passing by and didn't know him. No, I don't know him well, please don't kill me!"
Da Zhuang said incoherently begging for mercy, Lu Xiaoju floated in the air, he might feel a little bored, he was still a little interested at first, so he scared him, but now looking at his appearance begging for mercy, he was several grades worse than Mo Yian, and he lost interest.
Just threw down a sentence.
"Say it, the whole family will die!"
"Huh~ Miss Lu, you're a little embarrassed. He's my friend. If this guy confesses to you in his dreams, will he kill his whole family?" Mo Yi said in a hurry, it is rare to have a friend here.
"I've got my own way to be sure! Forget it, let's erase his memory!"
Da Zhuang was suddenly terrified, and his voice begging for mercy became more and more intense. There was a flash of golden light above his head, and the whole person fainted.
"Miss Lu, aren't you doing this too much, why bother scaring him?"
"Ben Xian is happy, can you take care of it? The takeaway is here, go and open the door!"
Such a stubborn and casual temperament is really elusive, and I don't know if Lu Xiaojuan has really returned to his roots, or if the thousand-year-old demon is bored.
However, there was a knock at the door. Since they often order takeout, many riders know this place, and sometimes they meet some former colleagues.
Nowadays, there is no competition, everyone lives in peace, and occasionally chats about the current situation.
Mo Yifu brought the takeaway in, he ordered fish-flavored shredded pork, and the other two were Kung Pao chicken.
The golden light flashed, and only the lunch box was left for the two takeaways.
Lu Xiaojuan went back to sleep in the pen with satisfaction, and told Mo Yifu not to go out tonight.
Pulling the fish-flavored shredded meat, the mood is not beautiful. It's rare not to eat alone today, but he was put down, and even the meal was robbed, how can you explain it later, do you expect Lu Xiaoju to erase even the matter of eating when he erases Da Zhuang's memory?
Thinking about it, my appetite became a little poor.
After about half an hour, the clock went to nine o'clock in the evening.
Da Zhuang woke up slowly, his face flushed, his eyes were full of stars, he was drenched in sweat, but his stomach was growling, he rubbed his head, and barely sat up.
"Annoying, why am I asleep here?"
"Well, you came to see me, and then I fell asleep when I was sleepy. ”
"Really, my head hurts!"
"Maybe I slept on a pillow! My couch is a little hard. ”
"Indeed, have you eaten? I'm a little hungry, why don't we go for a barbecue, I'm really in for a treat this time!" Da Zhuang touched his head a little embarrassedly.
"Why don't you go home first?"
"Annoying, my house is haunted, and I don't dare to go back. I'll sleep with you tonight, just sleep on the couch, it's okay to fall on the pillow! Let's go, let's go have a barbecue first. ”
Saying that, Da Zhuang pushed Mo Yi and walked out, but he didn't expect the little fat man to push the big fat man, and it was not so laborious. Reminiscent of the shell Lang who pushes a dung ball!
"Ahh I've ordered takeout, can I order one for you?"
"Annoying, when did you become such a mother-in-law? Really when I didn't bring any money? Look, it's 500 oceans again! ”
Hearing is false, seeing is believing. In the end, it was still no match for the warm friendship, and the taste of the fish-flavored shredded meat just now was really not good.
Da Zhuang pushed Mo Yifu, and the two of them turned on the flashlight in the dark corridor and walked down. Encouraged each other along the way, and finally arrived downstairs safely.
This is a construction community, located in the west of the ancient city, and it is a relatively early community, at least 20 years old. The government has always wanted to demolish it, but it has not been able to demolish it, and the reasons are very complicated.
However, there are many restaurants not far from the entrance of the community, and the people come and go.
Walking through a short alley, the two came to a lively street, full of young men and women, young and beautiful, very eye-catching.
Two fat men easily swim through the crowd. No matter what kind of transportation they squeeze when they go out, there is no pressure, and the big mountain plus the small mountain is Double Kill. No one dares to face the enemy head-on, just like the junglers and top laners roaming around in LOL, the elves don't make people fearful.
Thanks to their physical advantages, the two calmly squeezed through the crowd and were suddenly attracted by a row of bright signs. The reverse S-shaped purple light sign, which reads "All-you-can-eat" on the paper, has two lines of small print: As long as you dare to eat, we dare to sell it to you at a loss.
Mo Yifu glanced at Da Zhuang and thought, this is not a coincidence. Bold meets careful, there are still people who dare to open this kind of shop, who looks down on them, haven't you seen a real foodie?
The two of them smiled silently, loosened their belts together, and strode in.
Although it was already past nine o'clock, there were still many people dining, but their expressions were very rich. There was little enjoyment, but it was mostly painful, and from time to time he looked at the plates on the table.
This is a buffet, 59 yuan per person, there is only one floor, but there are many tables.
The two rushed to the food area like tigers opening the gates, taking beef, chicken thighs and other things that are rarely eaten on weekdays, and served several plates of hulala. There is a feeling that you can control the world by eating all over the world.
Ignition, paper, oil, barbecue, snort~
After a series of skillful movements, the two began to enjoy it.
An hour later, the two men ate five plates of beef, three plates of tenderloin, and countless other meats. Of course, most of them were eaten by Da Zhuang, don't look at his small stature, he is afraid of eating crazy and his mother. It's because his appetite is too big that it's really difficult to raise, so he let him go out early to make a living.
I heard that because of this, the family is gradually getting richer.,This can make the big strong man.,Every time I play a game, I will ask the other party if I have a sister paper.,If there is.,Kill the sister paper.。
I don't know who was scared out of this obvious bullying of the soft and afraid of the hard.
Just as the two of them had eaten about the same time, and there was only a little food left on the plate, Da Zhuang hurriedly went to bring back a plate of pork ribs.
The owner of the shop appeared in front of the two of them very appropriately, and kindly pointed to the warm reminder sign on the table: if the customer did not finish eating, a fine of 20 times the original price would be charged.
The fat in Da Zhuang's whole body trembled, and he looked at the ribs that had fallen half of his hand.
"Boss, this half of the plate hasn't been moved, can I return it?"
The tall and thin boss smiled slightly: "Hehe, of course not." You've just touched it with your chopsticks. This is a new store, and the hygiene condition is very strict. If you are really reluctant, you can pay some money. ”
Da Zhuang waved his hand and signaled that the boss could go. Look down on anyone, as if you haven't eaten a buffet. Turn the ribs over and over, and when they are completely golden, pick them up and put them in Mo Yifu's bowl.
"Annoying, eat more, see how thin you have become. Blind to such a tall figure, he can't even find a girlfriend. Do you see the table next to you? As long as you can help them finish their meals, the two girls will definitely fall in love with you. Go for it, this is a rare opportunity. I won't let you do it next time. ”
Mo Yi was stunned, he was already full and was drinking mung bean soup. I didn't take the boss's words to heart, who would have thought that the foodie on the other side would feel that he hadn't eaten enough.
"I'm full, you eat. Those two girls are yours too. I don't want to find a girlfriend just yet. "There is a great immortal at home, what kind of girlfriend is it not enough to mess up.
Da Zhuang tried his best to finally solve all the dishes on the table, and the boss was so angry that his face was almost green. I can only collect that little money.
Satisfied, with a big belly, the two were wandering around the street, and suddenly found two bewitching women walking in front of them, with long legs straight and straight, and the back was actually a woman who had just eaten at the same restaurant.
Sure enough, it's not simple, he is also a good player in the food industry, and Da Zhuang's heart is itching.
took two steps forward and was about to talk, when suddenly a woman squatted at the root of a tree on the side of the road, wow, and vomited a tsunami.
The female companion who was traveling with her seemed to be unable to stand the smell of vomiting, and she was also taken with her to the mountains and tsunami.
Da Zhuang's hand was already stretched out in the air, and he was frozen there at the moment, hesitating whether to help.
The woman who vomited first suddenly turned her head and sneered sharply: "Stinky man, follow all the way, don't be ashamed!
Da Zhuang was stunned for a moment, and was about to pass, when his brain suddenly twitched, he became smarter, and his eyes were better. He noticed that the other person's posture was not quite right. The footsteps are like nails, and it is difficult to move an inch.
Because the woman's body was crouching there, but her head was turned one hundred and eighty degrees, and something was still popping out of her mouth.
Frogs, fleas, earthworms......