Chapter 35: Tomatoes and Female Colleagues
Gao Jun and the snake spirit girl sang and harmonized, and the man's face turned blue and white, as if he was about to have a heart attack.
The snake spirit girl said: "Okay buddy, I told you before, it's impossible between us, why waste your time, how good it is to work hard and make money to buy a house and a car." ”
When the man heard this, he was completely desperate, and after despair, he turned his face in annoyance.
He stood up abruptly and said angrily: "Okay, count what you did, I like you*, even if I'm blind, I'll go back and be angry, and I will definitely make you regret it." ”
"And you ......" The man suddenly turned to Gao Jun and said, "What the are you, do you need to talk too much about our business?"
Seeing the man's momentum, the snake spirit girl suddenly leaned over and snuggled in Gao Jun's arms, and the plump behemoth was attached to his chest, which made Gao Jun suddenly feel uneasy.
The snake spirit girl smiled charmingly and said, "He's my boyfriend, do you think he's qualified to speak?"
"Good, good. The man gritted his teeth and said: "A slut is a slut, and the man he is looking for is also a slut." ”
The snake spirit girl had a sincere smile on her face and said, "So I hope you can find a good man in the future." ”
Gao Jun immediately laughed when he heard it, this girl is sharp enough.
The man was speechless, glared at them, and walked away in a huff.
Everyone was confused, the pace was too fast, and what nonsense were they talking about?
However, Gao Jun and the snake spirit girl were very happy, and the two of them also clapped their hands tacitly, as if old friends who had known each other for a long time were unanimous with each other.
This high-five, because of the large range of movements, saw a wave on her chest, which dazzled Gao Jun.
This pointed melon seed face, plump upper circumference, slender waist, if you don't look at the pair of big white legs, it is really six or seven points similar to the snake spirit, this is definitely a complete form of the snake spirit, completely transformed into a human form.
When I looked at the gourd baby, the snake spirit was the idol in my heart for many years, the lover in my dreams, the bewitching figure, the sexy dress, and the charming big eyes, which provoked countless teenagers to shout: "Goblin, let go of my grandfather, come at me!"
"You're a nice guy, you're very witty, and you're very hard-spoken. The snake spirit girl looked at her, and the orchid finger was hanging on her sunglasses, looking like a returned overseas Chinese: "Thank you for helping me get rid of this pestering spirit, it's just that I haven't seen you before, otherwise I would have asked you to cooperate." ”
Gao Jun suddenly said seriously: "I have admired you for a long time, I can be said to be your number one fan, in order to see the beauty, I came here to work, I am your new colleague, Gao Jun!"
There was a chill in the surrounding people, which was too shameless.
The snake spirit girl also giggled, don't look at her with a pair of standard almond eyes, but when she laughed, she narrowed into a crooked one, like the peach petals, shining.
But he generously stretched out his white and tender little hand and said, "I am really flattered, I am very happy to meet you, I am Tong Ling." ”
Gao Jun hurriedly stretched out his hand, clasped his hands, and suddenly felt soft and boneless, delicate and smooth, which made people love it.
"Tong Ling, what a beautiful name, it is even more like its name, with a huge childish face...... Ahem, childlike innocence is still intact, and it is exquisite. Gao Jun shamelessly patted his ass and never let go of his hand.
Tong Ling giggled, with electricity in her smile, very charming, definitely a charming and natural thing.
"I don't dare to be a child, I prefer to be a child. Tong Ling said.
Gao Jun was a little confused, taking this opportunity Tong Ling withdrew his little hand, and then turned around and picked up an incubator, lotus steps, three shakes in one step, such as swinging willows in the wind, graceful.
She put the incubator on the table, opened the lid, and it was full of fresh fruits and vegetables, only to hear her smile and say: "Everyone, this is the seasonal fruits and vegetables that I have collected all over the country during the summer vacation, this is Yantai Fuji apple, which has a strong and sweet taste; Yunnan tangerine, sweet and sour; Xinjiang fragrant pear, sweet and juicy; Guanxi pomelo, elegant and sweet; Huili pomegranate, crystal clear...... You're welcome, let's try it. ”
Gao Jun smiled slightly, it seems that this girl is very good at being a person, she came back from vacation to bring some special fruits and vegetables to her colleagues, and this almost includes the specialties of Tiannan and Haibei, it seems that she is still a person who can enjoy life.
But the strange thing is that her enthusiasm is exchanged for helplessness and even some resentment from her colleagues, one or two.
But the colleagues still stood up and walked over with heavy steps, the first was the male teacher who taught French, he looked at it, picked up an apple, and said, "I want this." ”
Tong Ling suddenly gave a thumbs up and said, "I can pick, the Fuji apples in Yantai this season are the most sweet and delicious, thanks to your patronage, ten yuan is good." ”
Hearing this, Gao Jun almost fell on his heels, good guy, it turns out that you still need money?
And this broken apple is only ten yuan, not to mention Yantai, even if it is from Zhongyang TV, it is not so expensive!
I saw that the male teacher was obviously unwilling, but he still took out ten yuan from his pocket, handed it over honestly, took the apple and left, it was estimated that he was reluctant to eat it, and he would go home to offer it.
Even so, the other teachers stepped forward one after another, very reluctantly, but with a smile on their faces, they each picked a fruit and paid for it.
Although the price is not very high, ten or twenty yuan, it is indeed several times the profit compared with the market price, and besides, these colleagues are obviously reluctant, but they still pay for it, which is too strange.
The foreigner Geller intended to curry favor, bought the most, and got a flying kiss from Tong Ling.
Then Tong Ling looked at Gao Jun and said, "As my loyal fan, don't you want to buy some support?"
Gao Jun leaned over and looked at it, and said, "Are there any tomatoes?"
Tong Ling was slightly stunned, then narrowed her eyes, and squeezed her eyes towards Gao Jun, the corners of her eyebrows and eyes were full of spring, and all kinds of customs were in this.
She gently raised her hand and touched Gao Jun's arm, and said in a low voice: "It's not as delicious as tomatoes, it's fun but not as good as female colleagues, eat tomatoes sold by female colleagues, play with female colleagues who sell tomatoes, eat the best tomatoes, and play with the most interesting female colleagues!"
I'm rubbing! goblin, absolute goblin!
Eyes, expressions, small movements, plus these extremely ambiguous words, everything is natural, natural and casual, this is the cultivation of Mei Gong to the extreme, in order to be so lightweight, always discharging, how can a man resist it.
Gao Jun is naturally no exception, he is already a romantic person, and he is even more excited, he smiled and said: "Is there any tomatoes, how many I want!"
"Aren't you afraid of eating too much and making your stomach upset?" At this moment, a cold voice suddenly came from behind him.
Gao Jun's whole body trembled, his back was a little chilly, he turned his head mechanically, and sure enough, he saw Qi Xinyue staring at him coldly.
Before he could speak, Tong Ling stepped forward enthusiastically and said, "Yo, Teacher Qi, I haven't seen you for a summer vacation, you are beautiful again, and there is a little more shyness of your daughter's family between your eyebrows, are you in love?"
Qi Xinyue was stunned for a moment, subconsciously glanced at Gao Jun, and hurriedly said: "Don't talk nonsense, you treat me as you, do you change your boyfriend every day?"
Hearing this, Qi Xinyue obviously smelled of gunpowder, and even a little hostile, but Tong Ling didn't care, smiled charmingly, stroked the broken hair around her ears, and said: "This is also a helpless thing, I can always easily understand their strengths and weaknesses, but none of them can probe my bottom, so it's not interesting to continue dating." ”
Oops I'm going to ...... Gao Jun felt his little heart tremble violently, this girl speaks too sharply, and meat and vegetables are not taboo.
"Hmph!" Qi Xinyue snorted angrily and said, "You bought fruit from the fruit stall at the door again, and came to cheat us out of money?"
"Xiao Yueyue, don't talk nonsense, this is a specialty that I have collected all over the country. Tong Ling said with a smile.
"Hmph, what have you traveled all over the country, seeing that you are so tanned, you must have gone to the seaside resort to do business again. Qi Xinyue said.
Tong Ling touched her face and said with a smile: "It's a little tanned, but it's only partial, and some places are still black and white." ”
I only heard Tong Ling say to Qi Xinyue: "But Xiao Yueyue, you are still so fair-skinned and tender, and you are hiding in the dormitory this summer, right?"
Not to be outdone, Qi Xinyue said: "Who said that, I also have a black place!"
"Wait a minute!" Gao Jun couldn't help it, and first pointed at Qi Xinyue and asked, "What kind of black are you talking about?"
Then asked Tong Ling: "What kind of white are you talking about?"
The two girls were stunned, no one expected him to ask like this, and the people around them were even more chilled.
When a summer passes, people will naturally get tanned, and the black place is naturally the exposed skin, and the white place is naturally the place covered by clothes.
But Qi Xinyue obviously didn't tan, but said that if there is a dark place, it should be natural black.
Tong Ling was obviously tanned, but said that there was a white place, Gao Jun, consciously looked at the plump peak, it is estimated that she has been wearing low-cut clothes all summer, and the outermost edge of the arc is a little black, but the bottom is still white and tender.
The two women were originally-for-tat, one was as cold as ice, the other was as passionate as fire, and the posture of water and fire was incompatible.
But this is also normal, as the saying goes, one mountain does not tolerate two tigers, and don't be such a small circle, how can you accommodate two stunning beauties, not to mention just colleagues, even if they are girlfriends, they will fight openly and secretly, and compete for beauty.
But Gao Jun suddenly interjected, coupled with the sinister look on his face, and his eyes turned around them, not to mention Qi Xin
Yue, even Tong Ling, couldn't help but blush a little.
This guy's gaze is like substance, it is so penetrating, I feel that I can not only see under the clothes, but even penetrate people's hearts.
Qi Xinyue was very angry, because this guy's eyes looked at Tong Ling more, and she was extremely angry in her heart, just like all original wives, she hated her husband, but she hated the vixen who seduced her husband.
So we often see the original partner beating the mistress, instead of beating the husband, this is the unique psychology of women.
Qi Xinyue glanced at Tong Ling lightly and sneered: "Teacher Tong, you are really empathetic, you take the initiative to give whatever a man likes, but don't you think this kind of dress is very inappropriate on campus?"
Tong Ling was wearing a low-cut suspender, and nearly half of her plump upper circumference was exposed, ready to come out.
Tong Ling smiled indifferently: "No way, who made me have less capital, unlike Mr. Qi, you are naturally beautiful, the country is beautiful, and there are so many suitors, I am really envious of me." ”