Chapter 36: That Teacher Is So Handsome
These two beauties are like two tigresses in the mountains,-for-tat and mortal enemies of each other.
In terms of appearance, Qi Xinyue is worthy of the four words of national color and heavenly fragrance, and in terms of figure, Tong Ling feels that it is the level of disaster for the country and the people.
The two have their own characteristics, like fire and water, sneering at each other, and it seems that they will fight at any time.
And everyone else in the office hid and watched the excitement, and no one said anything.
Foreigner Geller didn't understand it either, and his face was confused, but these two beauties scolded each other, which was really pleasing to the eye.
Seeing that the momentum is not right, I may have to do it if I continue to talk about it, although that is what Gao Jun wants to see the most, swear words and nails at the same time, shirts and pants flying together, how spectacular.
But it's better not to watch this excitement.
At the critical moment, Gao Jun stepped forward, stood between the two with a smile, and said, "Hey, don't be impatient, you two have something to say." ”
"Get out of the way, stinky man, when you see your breasts, the big woman can't move. Qi Xinyue scolded angrily, at this time she burst into foul language for the first time, and it was the first time she was so out of shape in the office, which showed the weight of resentment.
And Tong Ling said: "Yo, Teacher Gao, don't you see that the teacher is beautiful and want to stand out for her!?"
Hey, why are you coming at Lao Tzu?
"You two are enough!" Gao Jun twisted his eyebrows, looked very domineering, looked at Qi Xinyue and said bitterly: "Men like breasts, and big women are true, but do you think men are just for themselves? ”
Then, Gao Jun turned to Tong Ling and said: "It's not false that men like beautiful women, but it's also not for their own selfishness, but also for the next generation, beautiful women give birth to beautiful babies, and men are to change family genes!
As soon as the words fell, the male compatriots in the office immediately applauded warmly, and the sound was like thunder.
Someone finally stood up and made a reasonable and scientific explanation for men's aesthetics, proving it for our generation!
Qi Xinyue laughed angrily, speaking of sophistry, Gao Jun is unparalleled in the world.
Tong Ling's eyes also widened, and she looked at him with great interest, looking very interested.
At this moment, the bell rang for the end of class, and the two finally had no chance to fight, Qi Xinyue looked at him with tears and smiles, and she found that because of the appearance of this guy, the original life had begun to change.
"Teacher Gao, come with me. Qi Xinyue said with a tense face.
"Okay, come on. Gao Jun smiled and emphasized again, and the meaning changed completely.
Qi Xinyue glared at him with a red face, turned around and left first, Gao Jun was just about to take a step, when he heard Tong Ling behind him say, "Teacher Gao, are you still eating tomatoes?"
Gao Jun was careful and his liver trembled, this girl was still thinking about this stubble, Gao Jun smiled: "Of course I have to eat the tomatoes given by my female colleagues." ”
Tong Ling's eyes flashed, and she said, "Then I'll wait for you, I still have some dates here, you can taste them when I'm washed." ”
"Washing dates?" Gao Jun looked at her fiery figure, and naturally had an association.
"Teacher Gao......" At this moment, Qi Xinyue's loud shout came.
Gao Jun reluctantly waved goodbye to Tong Ling, and followed in a gray manner, it is not easy for a man, and it is even more difficult for a popular man.
Qi Xinyue did not hesitate to do a series of destructive experiments on him, pinching his body bruised and purple, and then said angrily: "You slut, look at your reluctant appearance, did she arouse your childlike innocence and remind you of your mother?"
Gao Jun sweated profusely, this girl was damaged enough, but seeing Tong Ling did make people feel the urge to breastfeed.
Gao Jun scratched his head with a wry smile and said, "I'm new here, so I want to have a good relationship with my colleagues." ”
"Hmph, it's better to be like that. Qi Xinyue was too lazy to think about it and said: "Don't blame me for not warning you, this Tong Ling is a female goblin, if you get involved with her, you will ruin your wealth at least and lose your life at worst, so you can do it yourself." ”
"What do you mean, she still charges?" Gao Jun suddenly said excitedly.
Qi Xinyue was so angry that she flicked him hard: "You have also seen her situation, she is always coquettish, discharging electricity everywhere, it is said that she is the second of the previous dean, milk, so that she can come to teach in this school, and many men have ambiguous relationships."
And what's worse is that she always takes the opportunity to seize other people's handles and secrets, and uses this to coerce people to buy her cheap things, and take the opportunity to make black money, which is too much of a thing. ”
Gao Jun frowned slightly, he had seen this with his own eyes just now, some fruits and vegetables bought at the fruit stall at the door were said to be special products bought from Tiannan and Haibei, and an apple cost more than ten yuan, but those teachers also paid for it, although they were reluctant, they finally bought it.
Now it seems that she has some handles, and she took the opportunity to make money.
"The character is still good. Gao Jun said: "I have the handle but I don't blackmail directly, and I know that if I buy something, I can't kill you and it hurts, and I have the means." ”
"Are you praising her?" Qi Xinyue's eyes widened suddenly.
Gao Jun hurriedly shook his head and said, "Contempt, resolute contempt for this kind of behavior." It's just that I don't understand, why are you fighting with her, do you also have a handle in her hands?"
"Hmph......" Qi Xinyue snorted coldly and said, "If you want to control me, she is still a little tender, I just can't get used to her coquettish appearance." ”
Of course Gao Jun didn't believe her words, there must be something wrong between these two girls.
Gao Jun smiled faintly and said: "You are inevitably too entangled, people have the same face as before, ten thousand ways to live, a beautiful woman like you, aren't there more people who hate you!"
This sycophant was too obvious, Qi Xinyue smiled and patted him with a smile.
"Moreover, there are many protective colors in society, especially women, some pretend to be innocent, which makes people feel unattainable, and will reduce themselves a lot of trouble. Some women pretend to be unyouthful, and the coquettish and dissolute make people dare not approach, which is also a kind of camouflage. Gao Jun said.
"Hmph, this Tong Ling is not pretending, I have seen her take men back to the dormitory for the night many times. Qi Xinyue said disgustedly.
"Hey, one person has one way to live, some people like to eat buffets, taste everything, but some people like to eat noodles, and they don't feel tired of it all their lives. Gao Jun said very rationally: "At first glance, you are a single-minded person who likes to eat noodles, and I will give you something to eat later." ”
"Get out of here!" Qi Xinyue stretched out her hand to push him aside, glaring and said, "Anyway, you must not be involved with that Tong Ling, otherwise, otherwise I will ......"
"How about you?" Gao Jun raised his eyebrows, looking expectant.
Qi Xinyue blushed and said, "Otherwise, I'll kill you!"
Seeing Qi Xinyue waving her little fist, Gao Jun felt happy in her heart, if it goes on like this, it won't take a few days for this girl to take the initiative to confess.
Gao Jun was just about to strike while the iron was hot, when suddenly several students came over, among them was Lu Lei, who Gao Jun knew, who turned out to be the representative of the physical education class, and said to Qi Xinyue: "Teacher, Teacher Liu of Physical Education suddenly asked for leave, how can we go to the next physical education class?"
"Why did you suddenly ask for leave?" Qi Xinyue frowned.
Lu Lei said: "Just now I saw Mr. Liu crying and leaving, he seemed to be very sad, so scolding, it seemed like he was out of love, hey, right there!"
Qi Xinyue and the others turned their heads to look, and sure enough, they saw a man crying and crying, scolding and walking quickly, Gao Jun still knew him at a glance, it was the brother who confessed to Tong Ling just now, and was squeezed away by the two of them, it turned out to be a physical education teacher.
Qi Xinyue thought for a while and said, "Why don't you go back to self-study, or continue to take my comprehensive English class?"
Lu Lei's students suddenly looked bitter when they heard this, who wanted to be bored in the classroom all day long.
Qi Xinyue is a master's degree in educational psychology, so she naturally knows what the students think and knows the importance of outdoor activities, she looked at Gao Jun sideways and said, "Why don't you let Teacher Gao substitute for you." ”
"Okay, then I'll call everyone to assemble. Lu Lei looked at Gao Jun, this is their mentor for flirting with his sister, I wish he was a substitute teacher.
"Am I not going to go to class?" Gao Jun said in embarrassment.
"I know. Qi Xinyue said: "When you were a student before, you would stand outside the door every day, and you would definitely not go to class!"
After saying that, the girl laughed like a fox.
Looking at her coquettish smile, Gao Jun was very moved, his experience with Qi Xinyue's childhood sweetheart could not be replaced by any emotion.
"Don't worry, I'll be watching from the sidelines, these guys don't dare to make a mistake. Qi Xinyue encouraged: "Besides, physical education class, take them to exercise, and then they can move freely." ”
"Oh well. Gao Jun said reluctantly.
The break time passed quickly, Lu Lei lined up on the playground with dozens of students, and since the head teacher Qi Xinyue was on the side, the students all seemed very honest, but when they saw Gao Jun coming over to substitute for teaching, several familiar students smiled.
Gao Jun stood in front of the team, looking at the neatly arranged team in front of him, and suddenly felt a little trance, as if he had returned to the army, but in their team, if there were so many beautiful girls, they would inevitably be even more invincible.
Lu Lei stood up and reported to the teacher that all 56 people in the class were present.
Gao Jun nodded and motioned for him to return to the team, skimming Qi Xinyue not far away, Qi Xinyue made a gesture to let the students move.
Gao Jun settled down and said, "Okay, students, let's start class now, first of all, I have a question." ”
People looked at him curiously, and so did Qi Xinyue, only to hear him ask: "Do you think I'm handsome?
Qi Xinyue leaned on the railing, and almost fell down when she heard this, this damn guy really doesn't play cards according to the routine, and this is too narcissistic, the first time I heard the teacher ask the students in class, are you handsome?
The students thought it was fun, especially Zhao Kun, Lu Lei and others, who immediately raised their hands and shouted, "Handsome!"
"Okay!" Gao Jun said with a smile: "A few of you who raised your hands, immediately go out of the queue and run three laps around the playground......"
Watching a few people go out for a run with a depressed face, Gao Jun said: "Although I am handsome, I have not yet reached the point where I am handsome, they obviously compliment me against their will, it is too unusual."
As for you, all of you have the command, turn right, run and walk, run five laps of the playground......"