Chapter 25 The poisonous tongue is invincible Xiao Fangfang

"Peng Chuan. ”

After Teacher Qin left, Li Dazhuang walked to Peng Chuan's side for the first time: "Although I don't know what means you used to bribe Teacher Qin, your real strength is enough to kill anyone who is ugly in seconds!"

Without waiting for Peng Chuan to respond, Li Dazhuang clenched his fists: "Three days, there are still three days, three days later, I will become famous in the mathematics competition, and declare the world with practical actions, I, Li Dazhuang, am still the invincible god of war!"

Forehead.

It's a good second.

Peng Chuan suddenly had an idea -- if he and Li Dazhuang's identities were reversed, and Li Dazhuang's father became the richest man in the world, what amazing would Li Dazhuang do? Will he become the hero in the movie, who is both arrogant and crazy, and the spotlights flicker wildly everywhere he goes?

"Didi".

The text message prompt pulled Peng Chuan back to reality: "Peng Chuan, were you okay last night?"

Goddess!

Peng Chuan was excited, and hurriedly replied: "I'm fine, what about you?"

"I'm fine, well, I'm so sorry, I wanted to invite you to dinner last night, but I didn't expect it to be so unpleasant, well, it's okay. ”

Is it okay?

Is this what the end of the conversation means?

Don't.

After thinking about it, Peng Chuan asked, "Are you going to come to our cram school?" It is very close to your home, on the second floor of the Oriental Garden. ”

After pausing for about ten seconds, probably "feeling guilty", Weng Jiana replied: "Okay, I'll go over and take a look after school." ”

That's great!

Thinking that he could tutor with the goddess, Peng Chuan couldn't help but smile.

"Where there is a will, there is a way, the cauldron is broken, and the one hundred and two Qin passes will eventually return to Chu. The hard-working people do not live up to the sky, and the salary tastes the gall, and the three thousand Yuejia can swallow Wu. Zhang Long wasted no time in saying: "Congratulations to Brother Peng." ”

......

"Jingle bell!"

When everyone was dizzy, the school bell rang on time.

It's also strange to say, the class bell and the class bell are all the same kind of bell, but they are different feelings in the ears - the class bell is like a night owl whimpering, one is more poignant than the other; the class bell is like the crisp chirping of a yellow bird, one is more pleasant than the other; as for the school bell, it is simply not a bell, it is "the Republic of the Swollen Hua Yinmin, the Swollen Central Bank Government, established today!"

To make a long story short, Peng Chuan rushed back to the Oriental Garden, and first explained to Mr. Song that he wanted Mr. Song to tidy up his appearance (since keeping up with Peng Chuan, Mr. Song has completely let himself go, not only swearing, but also disheveled all day long, like an old farmer who went to the city to sell melons).

Teacher Song was not happy at first, saying why was the air-conditioned room so neatly dressed, but when she heard that Weng Jiana was coming, she was so happy that her wrinkles were layered on top of each other: "The sky is clear!

"Old Song!" Peng Chuan reminded: "You have to pay attention to your words, where did the young grandmother come from in the 21st century?"

"Young Master. Teacher Song asked knowingly: "Are you happy when I call her young grandmother?"

"Happy. ”

"That's the end of it. Teacher Song squeezed his eyebrows: "You are a young master, she is naturally a young grandmother." ”

"You, old Song, can we show some of the level that high-level intellectuals should have? You are a young master and a young grandmother, and when others hear it, they still think that we are trying to restore the former dynasty!"

Before Teacher Song could speak, he heard the sound of footsteps outside the door, followed by another knock on the door.

"It's coming. Peng Chuan looked nervous: "Old Song, remember what I told you, first, the main lecture on learning, second, don't call me young master, and third, don't call young grandma." ”

"Remembered, remembered. Teacher Song took out reading glasses from his pocket: "Go open the door, the respected Teacher Song is going to give a lecture." ”

"Yes! ”

Peng Chuan walked while praising it, took a deep breath when he arrived at the door, and when his mood was almost calm, he reached out and pressed the door opening button.

Well?!

It's not Weng Jiana standing outside the door, it's Xiao Fangfang?!

"You?" Peng Chuan was shocked: "Why are you?"

"What's wrong with me!" Xiao Fangfang snorted and said unhappily: "If it weren't for Nana begging me, I wouldn't want to come!" Seeing Peng Chuan's demented face, Xiao Fangfang sneered: "Why? I haven't seen a beautiful woman?

"It's not. Peng Chuan was strange and embarrassed: "Why didn't Nana-"

"Nana is what you can shout?!"

"Why didn't Onjana come?"

"She's afraid that you have bad intentions, so she asked me to come over to find out the enemy's situation!" Xiao Fangfang said as she shot Peng Chuan with her eyes, as if the underground party was torturing the enemy: "Say, what do you want to do with Lanana? What are your intentions!?"

"I'm doing my homework. ”

"Tutoring?" Xiao Fangfang smiled and said coldly: "Tutoring homework in the hotel? Which homework to tutor? Besides, why are you alone in the cram school?

The questions were one after another, like bullets, which made Peng Chuan retreat again and again.

Seeing that he had no way to retreat, Teacher Song made a timely move: "Theteacherishere!"

"You?"

Xiao Fangfang finally noticed that there was an old man here: "You are a teacher?"

β€œYES!”

"You fart!" Xiao Fangfang attacked indiscriminately: "You are half in the ground, can you still teach?"

"I!" Teacher Song was shocked and angry, and said in Peng Chuan's ear: "This is that Weng Jiana?" Without waiting for Peng Chuan to respond, Teacher Song spoke seriously: "Young master, with all due respect to the old slave, this girl is bitter and mean, and her eyebrows are secret, isn't it-"

"This is my classmate Xiao Fangfang. ”

Xiao Fangfang?!

Teacher Song suddenly realized.

He had heard Peng Chuan talk about Xiao Fangfang, and knew that this woman was Weng Jiana's "follower" and "personal maid" - in other words, if you want to marry a young grandmother, the first step is to get Xiao Fangfang.

However, this Xiao Fangfang seems to be difficult to handle?

Well, look at it again!

Name - Xiao Fangfang

Gender - Female

Profession - Vixen, Protector Pioneer.

Skills - Vixen Scolding (Level 5), Sneering and Taunting (Level 7), Calling Godbrother (Level 2).

Talent - no eyesight.

Attack - 0-100 (depending on whether the opponent is worthy of ridicule)

Defense - Nearly full.

Special Moveβ€”β€”???

A tough opponent indeed!

However, just because it's hard doesn't mean it can't be done, because it's hard doesn't mean it can't be done, how many times can you fight in life?

Thinking about this, Teacher Song said gently: "Oh, it's a classmate who came to study, right?"

"Yo, bad old man, do you really think of yourself as a teacher?"

"This classmate has a bit of a temper. Teacher Song smiled slightly and said flatly: "In fact, I am not only a teacher, but also the best teacher in our Tangta County." ”

"You fart!"

"Farts are the qi in the body, how can there be any reason not to let go?"

"Yo, the bad old man is still energetic!" Xiao Fangfang did not show weakness: "Look at your age, you are still so improper, did you commit any hooliganism crimes when you were young?"

Hooliganism?

Peng Chuan was dumbfounded, glad that it was not himself who was fighting with Xiao Fangfang.

At this time, I can see Mr. Song's skills, in the face of the fierce Xiao Fangfang, Mr. Song not only did not evade, but rose to the challenge, and used a trick to "capture the thief and capture the king first" to counterattack Xiao Fangfang's key point: "The little girl is so rude, she must have no boyfriend?"

Boyfriend?

Xiao Fangfang's face was slightly pale.

She really doesn't have a boyfriend - for two reasons - first, she is indeed too spicy, so spicy that innocent boys who are still in middle school can hardly accept it; second, she is Weng Jiana's best friend, and with Weng Jiana by her side, it is difficult for others to notice her.

Cow pen!

Seeing Xiao Fangfang's "speechless choking", Peng Chuan had a little more respect for Teacher Song.

What a teacher, after all?

Decades of big steamed buns are not eaten for nothing, in a word, Xiao Fangfang, who Zhang Long can't deal with, "crush, knock down"!

Teacher Song was also very satisfied with his performance, he stroked his beard and smiled, just about to chase after the poor man -

"Old and immortal!"

?

"You said I don't have a boyfriend, what's the matter, seeing that I'm good-looking, it aroused your feelings?" Xiao Fangfang fought back: "Tell you, the old lady is not interested in the bad old man, you better move a small stool to lick the square aunt!"

Not!

It is worthy of Xiao Fangfang!

This poisonous tongue was so poisonous that Teacher Song couldn't resist it: "Are you here to study, do you want to study and you go out, don't shout here-"

"What's wrong with me yelling? I'm afraid that others will hear it? At this time, I know that I want to be embarrassed?" Xiao Fangfang completely took the initiative: "I am a lot older, I don't stay at home honestly, I have to come out and be embarrassed, it's really disrespectful to the old!"

"You!" Teacher Song knew that he was invincible, and hurriedly gave Peng Chuan a look, which meant - please help!

Help?

Peng Chuan gritted his teeth and sent a message to Zhang Long: "Are you free? ”