More than ten minutes later.

When Xiao Fangfang scolded Peng Chuan and Teacher Song with one enemy and two enemies, "Dong Dong", the knock on the door was calm and powerful, showing that the strength of the person who showed it was not bad.

Help has arrived!

Peng Chuan hurriedly ran over.

The door was pushed open, and Zhang Long was like Zhao Zilong who was seven in and seven out of Changban Slope, handsome from head to toe, and his voice was even more heavenly: "Brother Peng, you-"

Peng Chuanyi grabbed Zhang Long's hand: "Xiao Fangfang has affected my study-"

Before she finished speaking, Xiao Fangfang slapped her horse and killed: "Yo, isn't this your miscellaneous servant Zhang Long, what's the matter, call him to come and beat me?"

"Xiao Fangfang!" Zhang Long was furious: "You respect my Brother Peng a little!"

"I also want to respect him, but what has he done that can make me respect? Hmph, a toad, who does not work hard to become a frog, and always wants to eat a bite of swan meat, is really invincible in the world!"

This.

Peng Chuan's face is like the color of earth.

Speaking of which, since he had money, Xiao Fangfang was the only one who could give him a headache.

But Xiao Fangfang is Weng Jiana's best friend again, and at present, it seems that she is still the only best friend.

This special identity made Peng Chuan nowhere to start.

"Brother Peng. Seeing that Peng Chuan's face was difficult, Zhang Long gritted his teeth and said: "You can rest assured to study, I will deal with these thirty-eights." ”

"Sanba?!" Xiao Fangfang crossed her waist and scolded angrily: "Did you go to the women's toilet to steal shit? Why does your mouth stink so much? Say I'm Sanba? Then your mother is not Sanba? Then your grandmother is not Sanba-"

"Xiao Fangfang, this place is too small for me to perform, why don't we go out?"

"Yo, is this looking for me to go it alone?" Xiao Fangfang sneered and said: "Little reptile, I am not afraid of you when others are afraid of you, don't you just rely on your father to have two small money, you are a shit without your father!"

Cursing angrily, the two walked out of the house one after the other.

"Oh my God. Teacher Song was shocked: "This, where is this shrew?" and hurriedly closed the door: "If this classmate hadn't arrived in time, my old bones would have been scolded and scattered by her." ”

Peng Chuan also had a bitter face, only to feel that Xiao Fangfang's sentence "You are a bullshit without your father" just now also scolded himself.

"Okay, don't reminisce, that-"

Before Teacher Song finished speaking, there was a knock on the door again.

No way?

Zhang Long fell so quickly?

This knock on the door is not slow, and every "knock" is polite, and it is by no means Xiao Fangfang's handwriting.

Hesitating, Peng Chuan tiptoed to the door, opened the door, and Weng Jiana smiled like a flower.

She wore a light blue denim suit today, with a pair of small black boots on her feet, and the whole person looked youthful and sexy and glamorous.

"Sorry, it's a little late, huh? What are you doing with a broom?"

Broom?

Peng Chuan woke up from his intoxication, and turned his head to see that Teacher Song was clenching the broom, his face was serious and his posture was distorted, like King Kong on a mural.

"Teacher Song?"

"I thought she was back. Teacher Song was nervous, said "her" very seriously, and asked, "Who is this?"

Peng Chuan hurriedly introduced the identities of the two.

"Ah, it's a young milk, ah, it's the girl Jana!"

"Girl Jiana?" Weng Jiana heard someone call herself like this for the first time, she looked Teacher Song up and down, and saw Teacher Song's face "flattering"?

"I'm a teacher. Teacher Song knew that at this time, he couldn't just say it himself, and he had to come up with some strong "evidence": "You used to tutor with Niu Zide, right?"

"Niu Zide?"

"It's Teacher Niu from Yuanzhi Cram School. ”

"Oh, yes. ”

"That's right. Teacher Song smiled, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and did not forget to turn on the speakerphone after dialing a number.

Soon, Mr. Niu's voice came from the other side of the phone: "Hey, Mr. Niu?"

"It's me. ”

"What's the matter with the teacher?"

"It's nothing, I just thought you hadn't come to see me for a long time, so I'll give you a heads-up. "Teacher Song is awesome and coaxing, and at first glance, it really has the meaning of a fairy wind bone.

"Oh, haven't I been running a study class recently, things are a bit busy, so, at the end of this month, I'll prepare a big gift for you-"

"With this heart, the teacher is already very content, okay, you continue to be busy, the teacher will not bother you. ”

hung up the phone, and before Teacher Song could speak, Weng Jiana had already shouted affectionately: "Hello teacher!"

"Well, little milk, oh, the child can be taught. ”

Afraid that Weng Jiana would be suspicious, Teacher Song hurriedly said to Peng Chuan: "What are you doing in a daze, take the textbook to study!"

......

There is talk and laughter here, and there is a hanging beam piercing strands.

Since the end of school, Li Dazhuang has started his own "devil cultivation plan". ”

What is Devilish Cultivation?

First, set a goal that seems difficult to accomplish, such as completing 50 sets of test questions in one day.

Second, find a closed room that doesn't even have a window, and lock the door after entering.

Third, do the questions, do not complete the fifty sets of questions, do not eat, drink and do not rest.

Fourth, repeat one, two, three.

"Da Zhuang. ”

Da Zhuang Niang is an honest peasant woman, seeing that her son is so paranoid, she is concerned: "You are the first in the school, why are you working so hard?"

"Because my goal is not to be the whole school. ”

Saying that, Li Dazhuang turned around and walked into the house: "Don't disturb me, don't take the initiative to bring me food, and don't knock on the door to ask me if I'm awake, otherwise the mother-son relationship will be severed." ”

"Okay-" The big strong lady trembled: "I am so ambitious." ”

Not much to say, let's say that Li Dazhuang walked into the house, first lit a candle in the southeast corner, and used the candle to judge how long he had used.

Then Ya Ya Ya hit a set of Wang Ba punches.

When the body is almost warm, turn off the mobile phone, take out a pile of rolls from the schoolbag, and spread the rolls on the floor one by one, seeing that the paving is almost done, Li Dazhuang folded his hands and threw his five bodies to the ground, and extended the most noble greetings to the person who produced the scroll, and at the same time recited the words in his mouth: "When you go to Paramita, you will see that the five aggregates are empty, and you will overcome all suffering..."

Eight or nine minutes passed, and the candle was halfway burned.

Li Dazhuang sat upright on the ground, closed his eyes and pondered.

More than ten minutes passed, when there was not much candle left.

Li Dazhuang opened his eyes, and his eyes were full of light!

Yes, just like the male protagonists who fell into the valley in those novels, Li Dazhuang at this time has entered a state of forgetting about things and me.

In such a state, not to mention Peking University Tsinghua University, even if Hua Luogeng's reincarnation Chen Jingrun is in person, Li Dazhuang is confident that he will knock them down one by one.

"When the time comes, heaven and earth will work together, and heroes are not free! Let me Li Dazhuang try these test questions!"

Muttering to himself, Li Dazhuang picked up a test paper casually.

I don't use a pen, I just use my brain to calculate.

After counting for three or five minutes, he sneered and threw the paper aside: "Huanggang Middle School, but Erer!" picked up the second paper again, read it for ten minutes this time, and then sneered again: "Qujing No. 1 Middle School, not worthy of the name!"

Don't ask why you don't cross-reference the answer, for Li Dazhuang, he himself is the answer.

......

Like a white horse passing through the gap, in the blink of an eye, several hours passed quietly.

When Peng Chuan was still "wandering" around Weng Jiana, squeaked, the iron door opened, and Li Dazhuang officially left the customs.

"So fast?" Da Zhuang Niang was burning incense in the courtyard and worshipping God, and was surprised when she saw this: "Fifty sets of test questions have been completed?"

"Wrong. ”

“？”

"It's not fifty, it's a hundred. ”

Li Dazhuang's voice was calm, as if he was saying something very ordinary: "Three hours, a hundred rolls." ”

"Great!" Da Zhuang Niang was overjoyed: "I'm asking the Bodhisattva for protection!"

"What do you want him to do?"

"May the Bodhisattva bless you with extraordinary performance in math competitions—"

"There's no need. Li Dazhuang looked at the sky with his hands, saw the clouds in the sky, and said lightly: "Abnormal and abnormal are full marks, in this case, what can be done if it is extraordinary or not?"

Without waiting for Da Zhuang Niang to exclaim, Li Dazhuang continued: "What's more, God is just a tool for incompetent people to talk about masturbation, not to mention that there is no god in the world, even if there is, it is not this mud bodhisattva who is difficult to protect himself." ”

"Who's that?"

"It's me. God is me, and I am God. Li Dazhuang's voice was ethereal, and his eyes drifted to the white clouds: "You know, I envy the other contestants, because they can see the demeanor of God with their own eyes!"