Got a lot of porcelain points, Xie Lang patted the dust on his body and left, and spent an afternoon in the Internet café LOL, and the time was already five o'clock in the afternoon before he knew it.

"In that faraway place... There is an old rascal, he wears that magical mask, and he teases all the drop girls......" Xie Lang walked out of the Internet café, humming a little song in his mouth, and there were mostly women wearing fur and heavy makeup on the street.

What is life? Life is to carry a birdcage to go shopping, and then occasionally flirt with beautiful women, buy two cups of soy milk on the way, drink one cup, and then pour a cup on people, and then throw out a lot of money, shouting: Do you know who my father is?

This TM is the real life!

"Xie Lang... Hey, Xie Lang, wait for me..."

Wang Xian'er found Xie Lang and looked up at him, her cherry mouth turned upward, and her big eyes blinked and blinked, which was very cute.

"Wang Xian'er??"

the groove.

This chick is still going to catch me at the door of the Internet café?

Xie Lang knew that it must be Huang Xiaobo's dog who exposed his position.

"Wang Xian'er, are you idle eggs? Don't you have anything else to do on the weekend, such as shopping and dating? ”

Special move!

I saw that Wang Xian'er used a woman's secret weapon, and as soon as her big eyes "purred", a layer of mist suddenly filled the eye circles.

has a pitiful and moving expression, which is not as good as the popular actress Di Lieba on TV.

"People don't have balls..."

Xie Lang really couldn't stand Wang Xian'er's innocent face, with a compromise expression, and said helplessly, "Okay, what do you want to do." ”

"What are you doing today...... And also... And also... Wait..."Speaking of this, Wang Xian'er stretched out her jade hand, snatched the Coke from Xie Lang's hand and took a sip, "I'm dying of thirst... Let me take a sip first. ”

"Damn. Xie Lang was completely stunned, a little dumbfounded.

"What's the problem, can't people drink it?"

Xie Lang looked at the other party and said viciously, "My eldest sister has a sexual disease!"

Who knows, Wang Xian'er actually raised her jade hand and said, "It's okay, I heard that the disease can only be spread by doing that kind of thing, Anla, I won't discriminate against you!"

"Damn, who did you hear about this product from? Didn't you hear that the disease can be transmitted with any common product? Mom, I don't know, could it be that this little girl is deceitful and deliberately cheats on Lao Tzu?"

For a while, the onlookers who passed by around pointed at Xie Lang from time to time, as if they had regarded him as a patient.

Xie Lang felt that he shouldn't know Wang Xian'er at all, this thing was too much of a fart.

Looking at her thief-headed appearance, looking at it makes people shudder, especially when she can skillfully use her external advantages, she is strong when she should be strong, never look up when she should bow her head, when she should be a lady, that... is simply a noble lady and celebrity fan.

"Hey, hey, hey... I knew you were joking, Xie Lang, what...!"

The original pitiful expression on Wang Xian'er's face instantly turned into a smile of conspiracy, and her hands boldly grabbed Xie Lang's arm, the towering Saint's Peak, I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, she always rubbed on Xie Lang's arm.

"Come on, why have you been a dragon in the past few days, have you been running away, and what's going on with you and that Li Jiusheng, how did you two meet?"

"Isn't it because she lost the bet with me, so she keeps hating me. Xie Lang said nonsense.

Wang Xian'er stood opposite Xie Lang, raised her eyebrows, and asked, "Bet, what are you betting with her?"

"Hey, that's a long story, are you sure you want to hear it?"

"Hmph, Li Jiusheng, this vixen is not simple, she thinks Miss Ben is so easy to deceive, what to say is just a simple ordinary relationship with you, Miss Ben knows at a glance that she wants to soak you!"

"Heh, heh, heh, Miss Xian'er is really sharp-eyed, and she can see the prototype of the demon at a glance!"

"Phew!"

Wang Xian'er made a "phew" movement, her small mouth rose slightly, her brows were furrowed, and her eyes seemed to express again, "Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant, why don't you hurry up and bring the story of you and the demon to the truth?"

"Okay!"

Xie Lang finally began to surrender and said, "Isn't it last month..."

Wang Xian'er gritted her teeth, and at the same time glared at Xie Lang fiercely, "You said, why stop?"

"Accumulation and emotion first!"

Xie Lang was making up a story in his mind, and it was impossible for him to say: Why did I Li Jiusheng?

It's too rude to do that, it's not good, it's not good.

"Die!"

Xie Lang glanced at the other party, thought about it, and immediately began to talk nonsense, "It's ...... last month"

"Do you want to say it a third time?" Wang Xian'er looked at Xie Lang and said angrily.

"I saw a beautiful woman at the school gate last month... A beautiful woman knows?"

Xie Lang bit the word beauty and continued, "She is actually wearing a skirt, do you think, on such a cold day, she is actually wearing a skirt and not wearing silk stockings, do you think this person is sick?"

"And then?"

"And then I happened to run into a wine sheng girl..."

I just read Li Jiusheng's name, but when I saw Wang Xian'er, I suddenly interrupted, "Call her Li Jiusheng!

"Okay!"

Xie Lang continued to say seriously, "I smoked a cigarette at the door just now, I said that the woman's cliff didn't wear underwear, she was a little wave, who knew that Li Jiusheng heard it, so he threw all kinds of blank eyes at me, saying that he wanted me to bet, saying that this woman must be wearing underwear, and then said that I was shameless, do you think, am I Xie Lang the kind of boring person?"

"Well, you don't look like a boring person, but you're a shameless person yourself!" Wang Xian'er looked Xie Lang up and down and nodded, and said mockingly, "But this is definitely not what she said!"

"Okay, okay, just take it as if I said it. ”

"What do you mean, is it good or not?"

"Don't interrupt, listen to me..."

Xie Lang continued to say shamelessly, "As soon as I saw the woman's sullen appearance, I dared to conclude that she was definitely not wearing underwear, Li Jiusheng didn't believe it, and then he had to fight with me, so I said, okay, if I guess right, then give me a touch of your Yuehun for me, if it's not right, my little brother will play it for you." You know, when people are in a hurry and can do everything, she immediately agrees. ”

"Hahaha, it's really fake, and then Li Jiusheng's fool agreed?? Oh my God, there is such a stupid girl in the world, it seems that it doesn't matter if she wins or loses, or she suffers a loss. ”

Wang Xian'er didn't ask what color underwear the woman was wearing, but blinked her eyes and said curiously, "Then how do you know why others don't wear underwear? According to your personality, have you lifted other people's skirts in the past??"

"Don't slander me! How could I, a dignified seven-foot man, do such a dirty thing? Of course, I found a bear child, gave him ten yuan, and asked him to help me lift my skirt. As I expected, the woman really didn't wear underwear!"

"And then??Li Jiusheng, did she admit defeat?"

"Of course not, that guy won't admit defeat to death, so he turned around and left. Luckily I'm shameless, haha, fortunately I'm smart, I followed all the way, grabbed her hard, and then I slipped away! ”

After speaking, Xie Lang sighed and thought secretly: Fortunately, Brother TM wrote it, and Hu Ji's ability to talk nonsense is unique, and he can finally take away the first thing from others and fool him around.