Chapter 49: The Systematic Routine
Soon, a large group of people came out of the scene, surrounded Xie Lang, and looked at the teddy dog very distressed, saying how pitiful the puppy was, how cute the puppy was, and scolded Xie Lang for not leaving, asking him to apologize to the dog.
Just kidding, ask Xie Lang to apologize to a dog?
Is there any mistake, is this still a dog lover?
No, it's a perverted dog slave!!
First of all, it doesn't matter if the teddy dog bit Xie Lang or not, even if it didn't, it was obviously the teddy dog who bumped into it himself, and let someone apologize to the dog, how can this be unreasonable?
"Boy, if you still have a little conscience, I advise you to apologize to the dog owner and strive for forgiveness from others. ”
"Yes, not only apologize to the dog owner, but also apologize to the dog, otherwise we will expose you and say that you abuse the dog!"
When Xie Lang heard this, he immediately sneered.
"Hehe, you guys are me? Obviously, this teddy dog bumped into me, and Lao Tzu didn't bother the dog owner, but asked me to apologize??" Xie Lang didn't pout, and was about to turn around and leave.
At this time, several dog slaves came around, "Quick, don't let this guy run away, if you abuse the dog, you want to run, it's not that easy." ”
Hearing the voice of the man, the dog's owner's face changed, and he also followed, dragging Xie Lang's clothes, holding one hand and saying, "Stinky boy, apologize to my dog, otherwise you don't want to run." ”
What happened here attracted a crowd of onlookers.
"What are they trying to do?" Seeing these people surrounding Xie Lang, many citizens didn't understand what was going on.
One of the uncles shook his head and sighed, "Hey, look at some of the people who have dogs now, it's really the same as raising a son, I saw the teddy dog hit the young man, but the group of people grabbed him and didn't let him go, saying that the young man kicked the dog, you look at the people who have dogs now, they simply don't take human life seriously, no matter how important the dog is, can it be more important than the safety of people?"
"That's it, I watched a news a few days ago that a teddy dog that has been kept at home for several years bit the 2-year-old child of the dog owner... Then the dog owner was so angry that he killed the puppy, which attracted a group of dog lovers on the Internet to scold and human flesh, causing the dog owner to finally bear the insult and commit suicide by jumping off the building!"
"I've read this news, and I think the dog owner is not wrong at all, biting the owner's child's dog, not killing it and keeping it for the New Year??"
"That can't be helped, now in the eyes of some dog lovers, oh no, in the eyes of dog slaves, dogs are more important than human life. ”
"Yes, everything has a scale, if you love a dog too much, you are a dog slave, and if you love a dog too much, you are a virgin!"
This can make Xie Lang angry, dare to love him, he is a big living person, and he is not worth more than a dog.
I was almost bitten by this reckless teddy just now, but fortunately the puppy didn't have a mouthful, otherwise I was afraid that I would be retaliated by these dog lovers if I kicked it.
"I repeat, it was your puppy who bumped into it, don't talk nonsense with your eyes open. Xie Lang looked very calm.
A dog lover at the scene pondered for a while, and said lightly: "Little brother, if you continue to be obsessed, be careful that we expose your dog abuse, I advise you to apologize honestly. ”
Apologize?
Hehehe.
Xie Lang sneered three times, not to mention that he wanted him to apologize to the dog, even if he apologized to the dog owner, he couldn't look at it.
It was someone's dog that bumped into it by itself, so why should he apologize?
Xie Lang was displeased: "I apologize for Nyima, the dog bumped into Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu also apologized to the dog? I'm afraid your brains are mushy, right? Besides, even if I don't apologize, I don't care about you bullshit so-called dog lovers, you have that kung fu, care more about your children's learning problems, and don't pretend to be good people here, as if you don't eat dog meat."
"Damn, you kid still dare to eat dog meat??" one of the guys asked by grabbing Xie Lang's neck.
"That's it, apologize to my dog son immediately!" The dog owner sent Teddy to Xie Lang.
The teddy dog waited for Xie Lang fiercely, and said "Wang" to Xie Lang violently, which vividly interpreted the dog's human potential.
But at this moment, Xie Lang suddenly fell to the ground, then covered his shoulder, and then screamed loudly that he was bitten by a dog.
The onlookers from a distance followed, and sure enough, they found that there was an obvious scar on Xie Lang's shoulder, which was constantly oozing blood.
This was injured by the little devil a few days ago.。。
It's a routine, I've seen a porcelain toucher, and I've never seen a porcelain dog!
The dog owner was immediately angry and vomited blood, and his teddy dog yelled at the kid, and he actually fell to the ground, saying that his dog had bitten him?
This thing has to act like a little bit, right?
"You dog lovers, are you trying to force me to death... I was obviously bitten by a dog, but I just kicked him, and you actually said that I abused a dog!!" Xie Lang burst into tears.
His words immediately caused a stir at the scene, and many people came over and pointed at the dog slaves.
This excitement is so good-looking, originally a few days ago there was a teddy dog who wanted to kill the dog owner's child, and then was subjected to the human flesh of dog lovers, and was forced to jump off the building to commit suicide The news has become a negative teaching material in society.
At this moment, there was a similar incident on the street, and those people stared at the dog slaves with round eyes, eager to beat them up.
For a moment, order began to spiral out of control.
"Damn, don't you have a dog on a leash when you go out to walk your dog?"
"It's like, what if I bite someone??"
"You, you...... You guys are talking nonsense...... My family teddy doesn't bite. The bespectacled dog owner was about to breathe fire in his eyes, and his whole body was trembling with anger.
Xie Lang raised his head, wiped the tears on his face, and cried and shouted, "Uncles and aunts, brothers and uncles, fathers and elders, look at it, I was bitten by a dog so badly, they don't pay me for the medical expenses, forget it, and let me apologize to the dog~~"
"If I apologize to a dog today, I don't even have a dog to ...... What do you mean by saying I'm alive..."
Xie Lang's tears kept flowing as if he didn't want money.
"What! They forced you to apologize to the dog??"
Countless people present were stunned, and even some indignant male compatriots were very moved at the moment.
The dog's owner's face changed drastically, and he shouted: "Fart, my dog son didn't bite him at all, you ...... Don't believe him. ”
"Then are you forcing people to apologize to your dog..."
"I ...... I...... He hit my dog son, is it wrong for me to apologize?"
"...... Shameless!"
Syllable!
A middle-aged man at the scene immediately raised his hand and slapped him.
The owner of the dog suddenly screamed miserably, let go of his hands, and the teddy dog fell to the ground, let out a painful wail, and ran away without looking back.
Bite!
Congratulations to the player, continue to carry forward the glorious tradition of touching porcelain, in this porcelain, your flexible use, the early stage of the frustration, with a puppy as the goal of touching porcelain, so that the effect of touching porcelain has reached an unimaginable perfect effect, worthy of being born to touch porcelain, reward porcelain points 100. ”
In addition: This is the first time you touch a porcelain animal, an additional 100 points will be rewarded, and the remaining points are 410 points!
it?
Touching porcelain teddy dogs still has such high points, dare to love even animals can touch porcelain.
Xie Lang heard the system prompt, and his heart was very happy.
Today's reward for this porcelain touching system, Lao Tzu must give twelve likes!
With two more likes, Lao Tzu likes to touch the porcelain system without following the routine, and the other represents Dad's more and more love for the porcelain system.