Episode 06: A good man is me

"—Zhang Wei!"

Ziqiao, who was originally standing by the bar and inquiring about the news of the girl at the next table with the waiter Xiaoxue, inadvertently turned his head and saw Zhang Wei walking behind Hu Yifei, and hurriedly stepped up.

"Isn't this Zhang Wei?!" he asked with a surprised look on his face as he turned his head to look at Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu.

Ha?

Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu glanced at each other, and they both saw inexplicable things in each other's eyes.

Zhang Wei: Who?

I've never seen it before, right?!

Then, both shrugged their shoulders at the same time.

[Wow!Ziqiao!Teacher Zeng!Guan Gu!It's the first time I've seen them in the live broadcast!It's really not the same at all!]

[Oh! Didn't you say that Guan Gu wouldn't appear in the fifth season?

Wasn't this Zeng Xiaoxian? Wasn't he a big fat man when I saw him on a variety show a few days ago?]

[Yes, I look a lot younger, and the three major evil arts in Asia really didn't blow out]

Ignoring the content discussed in the barrage, Zhang Wei looked at everyone and grinned:

"Hey, Ziqiao, it's been a long time!"

"You kid!" After listening to Zhang Wei's greeting, Ziqiao hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed his shoulder, and whispered in his ear:

"What's the matter? are you going to continue to talk to Hu Yifei?"

After speaking, he looked at the two of them with an ambiguous expression.

“…………”

Zhang Wei had a smile on his face, knowing that Lu Ziqiao had misunderstood.

was just about to open his mouth to explain, but who knew that Hu Yifei, who was on the side, was the first to act.

- Smack!

There was a crunch.

She slapped Ziqiao on the arm.

"Hiss~!" Lu Ziqiao was in pain, covered his arm and took two steps back: "Are you crazy?"

Hu Yifei pursed his lips, ignored him, and introduced to everyone:

"This is Zhang Wei, I just happened to meet him outside the toilet, ...... before"

When it came to the previous incident, she decisively chose to keep her mouth shut.

Zhang Wei has watched the TV series, and naturally knows the previous intersection between the two, so he couldn't help scratching his head in embarrassment and smirking twice.

"it, how come I met you outside the toilet a few times, it's too much of a coincidence!" Zi Qiao had already eased up at this time, and laughed slightly.

"Hehehe..." Zhang Wei complained a few times in his heart, and then said with a dry smile:

"Creation makes people! Soap makes people!"

[Funny face, soapy and funny]

[Bang! Ziqiao, my soap has dropped, can you help me pick it up?]

[Poof, you're up upstairs!]

[Chinese culture, broad and profound]

The group continued to sit down on their original booths.

Ziqiao sat on the armrest next to Zhang Wei's sofa.

"Come, I'll introduce you to ......" As the person who is most familiar with Zhang Wei among the crowd, Ziqiao naturally shouldered the burden of introduction.

He first pointed at Guan Gu, looked at Zhang Wei and said: "This is Guan Gu, a friend of the island country, a famous cartoonist. ”

The two sides hurriedly greeted each other.

[Groove, original taste]

[Sure enough, each tone is the fourth tone, it sounds so kind]

[At first, I really thought that Sekiya was from an island country, but I didn't expect it to be from my own country all of a sudden]

[Nostalgic, I don't know if Love 5 can see him star again]

Seeing that the two of them finished greeting, Ziqiao pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian again, "This ......"

"No, let me do it myself!" Zeng Xiaoxian quickly interrupted Ziqiao's words.

Seeing this, Ziqiao reluctantly spread his hands and motioned for him to start his performance.

Raising his eyebrows, Zeng Xiaoxian smiled lewdly at Zhang Wei and said, "Give you some tips!"

"A good man is me, I am—"

Looking at Teacher Zeng's expectant little eyes, Zhang Weicun wanted to tease him, so he pretended to think and said, "Yes-"

Zeng Xiaoxian repeated: "Yes-"

Zhang Wei began to show a suddenly realized expression: "Yes?!"

Seeing him like this, Zeng Xiaoxian was overjoyed, and said, it's not that no one knows him, right?

So he hurriedly urged: "Yes! That's what you think, don't refrain from it, say it!"

Zhang Wei pondered for a while, smiled and said loudly: "-Bi Jian!"

Poof-

Several people present instantly laughed.

"............" Zeng Xiaoxian was full of black lines, and fell to the back seat of the sofa: "Okay!

[Poof, Lee is real skin!]

[Teacher Zeng has no love anymore haha]

[Zhang Wei, you're too bad, but I like hahaha]

[Zeng Xiaoxian: The wind on the rooftop is so strong, I'm so scared]

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's loveless face, Zhang Wei stopped joking moderately, and quickly patted his thigh with a smile:

"Haha, just kidding!"

Then, he cleared his throat and imitated the opening words in Zeng Xiaoxian's show:

"Ahem...... , a good man is me, I am - Zeng Xiaoxian!"

The sound of the word 'Xian' was dragged by him for a long time, and he learned to raise his eyebrows after speaking.

[666, God imitates!]

【Versatile Viagra】

[Well, you've learned the essence of obscenity, and the rest is almost there]

[Upstairs Truth]

After listening to Zhang Wei's words, Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes flashed, as if he wanted to throw him down on the sofa:

"-You!"

"Have you listened to my show?"

"Hmm......" Zhang Wei scratched his head, thinking about how to lie: "I've heard a little!"

"I used to hear it when I couldn't sleep at night, but then I completely lost sleep......

"............" Zeng Xiaoxian is full of black lines.

The three people on the side couldn't help laughing again, this Zhang Wei is really interesting haha.

【Heart-piercing × 2】

[Zeng Xiaoxian: What did I do wrong? Why do you want to do this to me]

[Collect 7 heart-piercing times, and you can summon the dragon]

[It turns out that Your Excellency is the leader of the Knife Sect, disrespectful and disrespectful]

After everyone laughed twice, Ziqiao reached out and patted Zhang Wei's shoulder: "What to drink?"

Zhang Wei was stunned, remembered the lucky BUFF he was carrying, and said, "Bring me a glass of milk!"

Ziqiao understood, raised his hand and prepared to call the waiter over.

"Wait!" Zhang Wei suddenly stopped.

It turned out that after being reminded by the barrage, he remembered that he didn't have much money on him.

"How much is a glass of milk?" he asked in a low voice with his hand over his mouth.

Uh-

Ziqiao was stunned for a moment, thought for a while, and then said uncertainly: "It seems to be 20!"

“——20?!”

"What's wrong?"

"Oh! Twenty! Haha!" Zhang Wei laughed dryly, and then said quickly: "Then bring me a glass of ice water!"

[Poof.] Shame!]

[Poverty makes it difficult for me to move an inch]

[If others say that they are poor, I will never believe it!] But if Viagra says so, it is really poor!]

[The old iron upstairs is heartbroken]

"............" Ziqiao looked confused.

After that, he reacted and hurriedly said, "I'm in for a treat!"

"How embarrassed are you!" Zhang Wei humbly said twice, and then changed his words: "OK!

"Then get me a glass of milk first!"

Ziqiao: "......"

Yifei: "......"

Xiaoxian: "......"

Sekiya: "......"