Episode 05: A chance to go to the toilet together
[No, I'm going to die laughing, there really is this kind of BUFF]
[Really...... It's hard for the director to think about this strange setting]
[2333, this BUFF is marked with the serial number (1), does it mean that there are other (2) (3) (4) (5) BUFFS?]
[Upstairs, I'm curious about what the other buffs are set now]
Uh-
"Hahaha! Actually, I think it's better than nothing...... Zhang Wei laughed twice and comforted himself:
"Maybe you won't have to bother finding someone in the future, just go straight to the toilet door and finish it!"
[Poof, that's a good idea]
[Hurry up and go to the toilet, just enough to wait for Ziqiao and them, and then look at the other two items]
[Get out of the upstairs, I'm still eating, what toilet to go to]
[Front-row tips: This is about to become a flavorful live broadcast room]
Looking at the group of living treasures in the barrage, Zhang Wei couldn't help laughing.
But
He still came to the door of the toilet as he said.
After looking around to make sure no one was paying attention.
Spread out your palms,
He first pinched the previous buff (1) in his hand and clicked to confirm the use.
- Fluttering!
There was a soft thud.
The glass ball pinched on the fingertip turned into a little starlight in an instant, floating in all directions.
At this time,
A magical scene has happened!
The scattered starlight seemed to be pulled by something, and began to hit Zhang Wei's body in a regular manner.
Both sides contact.
"Ah~~!"
A moan that went deep into the bone marrow rang out.
Zhang Wei just squinted at the door of the toilet with a lewd sense of satisfaction, squinting and enjoying.
[, such a familiar scene, I always feel like I've seen it somewhere......]
[2333, isn't this Viagra's signature moan, I miss it so much, I want to laugh when I look at it, hahaha~]
[The special effects just now are really good, and the investment in this issue should be very large, right?]
[Take it, take it, it's in public, don't lose our face]
Ahem –
After being reminded by the audience, Zhang Wei woke up and turned around. Recalling the gaffe just now, he couldn't help but blush, and coughed dryly:
"Ahh
"You didn't see anything! I didn't do anything! yes! That's not me!
【…………】
[Only by believing in you can you have a ghost]
[Don't listen, don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures]
[No, I just recorded the screen, now you know what to do, right?]
[Wow, upstairs, ask for video]
"............" Zhang Wei rolled his eyes, and quickly changed the topic:
"Oh~~, what are you talking about?, why can't I see the barrage, hey, I'm so angry!"
"Okay, okay, since we can't see it, let's take a look at what the second item is!"
Speaking of this, he hurriedly reached out and pinched the second glass ball.
As before, an introduction to it appeared on the virtual screen instantly.
Item: "Permanent Buff (8)"
Introduction: "(8) For the lucky buff, click "Confirm" to use it, and it will take effect permanently. THE LUCKY BUFF MUST BE TRIGGERED BY THE MEDIUM, MILK.
There is a chance that the trigger will fail!
Regardless of whether it succeeds or not, the skill will go into a 24-hour cooldown.
After the trigger is successful, you can get the blessing of the system's power, and increase the host's luck probability by 30% within half an hour.
At the same time as it takes effect, the system will give a random companion around the host a blessing bad luck BUFF, the probability is the same, please use it with caution."
Looking at the introduction of a large row of items on the screen, Zhang Wei was overjoyed.
It's not easy! Finally an item that is useful to me! I just don't know if the chance of this lucky buff is high.
[The director is not powerful, how can he send such good props to viagra at the beginning]
[Poof, did you find a problem? The trigger medium is milk! No wonder Zhang Wei has been drinking milk many times in the play!]
[666, the truth, it turns out that this is how viagra drinks milk]
Looking at the barrage, Zhang Wei was also stunned: "Yes, why is it so coincidental?"
"Could it be...... There's a conspiracy in this?"
Frowning, he carefully recalled the cause and effect of his getting the system.
There doesn't seem to be anything out of the ordinary!
That...... Why exactly?
"Hmm......"
Shaking his head, Zhang Wei didn't bother to think about it anymore.
As the saying goes, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge!
Someday, I'll figure out the secrets of the system.
Looking at the virtual screen in front of you,
Click "Confirm",
Success!
It wasn't until BUFF (8) turned into a little starlight and disappeared in his body that Zhang Wei set his eyes on the last glass ball in his hand.
Whew-
Relieved, he was just about to reach out and pinch the glass ball, but the barrage suddenly jumped out of a large row to stop him.
【Wait a minute!】
【Keeping the ball under your hands】
[In other words, the items in the glass ball should be random, right?If that's the case, viagra, you might as well try to trigger the lucky buff first, and then see if the 30% chance of luck can open a good thing!]
[Barrage God, please accept my worship]
[Kneel]
[It is also from nine years of compulsory education, why can you be so good!]
"Huh?" Looking at the answers given by the support group, Zhang Wei's eyes couldn't help but widen: "There is still this kind of operation?"
"You're so good, aren't you?" he exclaimed.
At the same time, I am even more glad that I can have such a dick support group.
I was just about to talk to everyone a few more words, when suddenly a burst of urine came to me.
"You wait outside, I'm urgent, go to the toilet and ...... first," Zhang Wei hurriedly said to him.
After controlling the camera not to follow him into the toilet, the soles of his feet were windy, and he disappeared from everyone's sight as soon as he slipped into the smoke.
……
After a while.
Outside the bar toilet,
A graceful figure leaned over from far and near.
When she walked closer to the toilet, the audience in the live broadcast room saw the appearance of the person clearly.
The barrage exploded instantly!
[!Hu Yifei!Goddess!]
[Day by day, how can she look up close, she looks many times better than on TV!]
[Through the screen, I feel the powerful aura of the deadly female demon, what about you?]
[True Queen Fan! I like it!]
[I have only one thought in my mind now: Beauty, seeing that your buttocks are so good-looking, do you have time to together?!]
[Upstairs, you're enough! I'm still eating!]
[By the way, how long have you been eating a meal?]
After seeing Hu Yifei, the topic in the live broadcast room changed suddenly, and all of them discussed her figure, personality and cooking skills.
It wasn't until she stepped on the steps of the bathroom that everyone reacted that Zhang Wei was going to miss this great chance encounter.
[I don't go to the toilet in the morning and don't go to the toilet in the evening, he went in just when Hu Yifei was about to come over, it's really ......]
[Haven't you seen the love apartment upstairs? The person Zhang Wei met in the TV series was Ziqiao and the three of them! Not Hu Yifei! Isn't it normal for the two of them not to meet?]
[But this is an extra, can't you make something new?]
【…………】
Just when the barrage was still arguing about whether to make all the new ideas, a familiar voice suddenly sounded in the live broadcast room.
"Hu Yifei!"
Who else could it be if it wasn't Zhang Wei!
Standing at the door of the men's bathroom, he deliberately acted surprised: "Is it really you?
“……”
Hu Yifei's footsteps paused.
Half a foot in the toilet, she turned her head to look at the person who was talking.
"You are ......" She still had some impressions of Zhang Wei, but because it had been several months since the last date, she only vaguely remembered his name now: "...... Sheet...... Zhang Wei?!"
"Why are you here?" Hu Yifei turned around completely and asked with a surprised expression.
Poof-
What the hell is this problem?
"I'm ......" Zhang Wei's face was embarrassed: "Of course I'm here to go to the toilet." ”
"Otherwise, can you still go sightseeing and eat?"