A quarter of an hour later, Xie Lang finally arrived at the destination of his trip, Donghai International Airport.

At this time, the main entrance of the airport was crowded with people, although there were many people, but it was very quiet.

Passengers in the waiting hall are quietly reading newspapers, or looking at the time of their watches, to see if their flight time is up, and occasionally coughing sounds, but also covering their mouths.

the groove.

Is this really Lao Tzu's hometown, the East China Sea?

Xie Lang has never been on a plane since he was a child, but he has taken buses and green trains many times.

The station was noisy, just like a huge vegetable market, so noisy that the eardrums were about to burst.

But when he arrives at the airport, he will see the difference between the airport and those ordinary stations.

It was quiet and of good quality.

Xie Lang wondered if he had come to the wrong place.

I rely on it, the quality education of the people has improved, what can I do?

Later, Lao Tzu will complete the task of touching porcelain!

Xie Lang stood at the door and looked around, and found that the entire waiting hall belonged to him as an anomaly, and he was dressed the most strangely.

With a long fake ponytail and a happy man's sassy outfit, it's hard not to attract the attention of the people in the hall.

Several security guards at the scene undoubtedly noticed Xie Lang's movements at the first time.

They were like thieves, all of them were in private, staring at Xie Lang intently.

This guy knows at a glance that he is a dangerous terrorist!

And it's also a Toei samurai from R Ben.。。

Xie Lang leaned to the side, and after an idea, he immediately took out a cigarette and lit it, looking at the crowd at the exit.

He seemed to be looking for a foreign friend, and the smoke shrouded Xie Lang's face in a blur.

As a result, Xie Lang found out about the action of lighting a cigarette, and immediately several security guards walked towards him.

"Hello. One of the security guards nodded at him.

"Hello. Xie Lang also responded politely, deliberately using Japanese.

"Are you R himself??" The security guard was slightly stunned, not understanding what Xie Lang said, and then called a female translator.

The female translator pointed back to a certain entrance, spoke fluent Japanese, and said, "This friend from R Ben, maybe you didn't notice, it's the smoking area over there." ”

"Yo Si, Missy Mi. Xie Lang nodded affirmatively at the other party.

He's giving the impression that he's R himself's hometown.

Just kidding, the porcelain touching task shows that I can't discredit the image of my Great Heavenly Empire.

"6, the gentle brother is really sassy, and he is afraid that others will say that he has no quality, so he deliberately pretends to be R himself. ”

"This is the worst time a little devil has been hacked. ”

"Hahaha, dog gentleness is really poisonous. ”

"Anchor, I've been paying attention to you for a long time, you are very skinny, and the Picheng policewomen who are guarding in Picheng don't have your skin!"

"Did my brothers learn that trick just now?"

Xie Lang walked in the smoking area of Wang, and began to reason seriously in front of the camera, "For example, when we go abroad to play, what should we do if we can't hold back our pee? What should we do if we want to spit anywhere? Then pee, spit casually, and then be discovered, we will say-Baga Ya Road! Right? The little devil lying down is better than us being suffocated to death by urine, isn't it?"

The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned on the spot and slumped, this is okay?!!

“66666…… I finally understand why Dog Gentle has always been single, not for no reason. ”

"The anchor really has no quality...... It's really sassy.,But I just like you.,Hahaha.。。 ”

"That's it, it's not pretentious, it's not pretentious, the anchor I'm going to give you a monkey, are you anal or not??"

"Bah, I don't believe it, is there such a stupid person in reality?"

Looking at the barrage, Xie Lang shook his head, a little crying and laughing, "Come, teach on the spot, and give you a demonstration on the spot." ”

"Hah, bah!!"

Xie Lang took a large amount of thick phlegm, and then slid on the ground to try to attract the attention of everyone on the scene.

Then after everyone's eyes fell on him, Xie Lang immediately threw the thick phlegm in his mouth, spit on the ground fiercely, then stepped on it with his foot, and slid on the ground again.

Nima, what a lack of quality!!

If it weren't for the live broadcast audience knowing that Xie Lang was deliberate, it is estimated that they would have wanted to kill him.

That's right, Xie Lang did it on purpose~~

He just wants others to beat him... It is better to come with a foreign friend.

In this way...

HOHOHO, the porcelain touching task is here.

"Sir... Please don't spit, okay?" the previous female translator came to Xie Lang again and said very politely.

"Baga Ya Road, in my big R empire~ can spit! And not only can you spit, but you can also defecate anywhere... You guys... Big drop China, how can there be so many strange regulations??"

On the beautiful face of the beautiful translator, she gradually became cold, patient, and kept explaining to Xie Lang, and then asked Xie Lang to go to the smoking area to smoke, not to affect others here.

Xie Lang's old face quickly sank, Huo Ran stared at the beautiful translator and said: "What kind of work, do you know who I am, I am R himself, and my R himself is a great worker! You dare to drive me away, believe it or not, I will sell you butterflies, sell butterflies!!"

"What did that samurai say?"

"It seems to be scolding, I heard a sentence of gossip, and I want to sell that beautiful translator to a butterfly!"

"I'll bite your mother, the little devil came to our Chinese's territory, and dare to be so arrogant?"

"Little devil, I'll fuck your sister, and you dare to tease me as a goddess of translation??"

A few young people passing by stretched out their middle fingers at Xie Lang, and there was really a foreigner among them.

This is exactly the effect that Xie Lang wants.

"To tell the truth, if Brother Gentle is not killed today, count me as losing!!"

"Hahaha, Brother Gentle, run, be careful of causing public outrage. ”

"Brother Gentle, don't run, continue to touch porcelain and teach us to watch, let's continue to watch you perform!"

"Let's hurry up and send some gifts to Brother Gentle, I'm afraid that Brother Gentle won't have the money to be hospitalized later. ”

Back at the scene, in the originally quiet waiting hall, there could not help but sound a commotion full of mockery.

Almost everyone at the scene looked at this guy who was pretending to be R himself with a look of disdain.

Seeing that this kid refused to go to the smoking area, several security guards came over and dragged him in.

"Haza K!"

"Phew!" sounded like a spitting sound.

A piece of thick phlegm, the size of a silver coin, was spit out by Xie Lang and stuck to the back of the head of the foreign man who had raised his middle finger at him earlier.

Feeling the movement on the back of his head, the foreign man touched it and found that there was a bubble of sticky stuff stuck to the back of his head, and after touching it, he actually took it to the side of his nose and sniffed it.

In the live broadcast room, those viewers had a stomachache when they saw Xie Lang peeling like this.

"Anchor, with nine years of compulsory education, why are you so good??"

"Dog gentle, is your thick phlegm of Hazakh serious?"

(End of chapter)