Zhang Wei's excuse to go to the toilet is to urinate?

Of course not!

He just wanted to find a place where no one was around and ask the system to see if he could overdraw some money for himself to use first.

A cigarette slipped into the bar......

Zhang Wei didn't look at the previous booth, and he didn't know if Guan Gu was still there, so he trotted straight towards the toilet.

This time, he didn't bother to turn off the stealth lens anymore, so he just broke in.

As a result, a group of big chicken girls in the live broadcast room began to pretend to be shy and swiped the screen full of "huh".

Zhang Wei didn't have so much time to manage.

- Bang!

After closing the door of the toilet cubicle, he lowered his voice and asked the system:

"Master System, what should I do now? Is there any way I can help me? Can I overdraft some money first?"

After saying that, he stared at the virtual screen in front of him, looking nervous.

I waited for about two or three seconds.

Just when everyone in the live broadcast room thought that the director pretending to be a system was going to speak, they suddenly heard a pleasant message prompt in their ears.

- Ding Dong!

The voice was followed by the two huge words on the screen.

"Can't"

Looking at the answer, Zhang Wei's face couldn't help but feel bitter: "Is there a mistake?

Then, as if he had thought of something, he stiffened his neck and said, "What kind of broken system are you? You should have guessed this kind of thing in advance, right?"

"You didn't even warn me when you knew I was going to be in such a predicament?"

"Okay, get out! I'll go and borrow it from Mr. Zeng and see if I can get some!"

As soon as the words fell,

The atmosphere began to solidify......

After a brief silence in the live broadcast room, a bang suddenly erupted.

[, viagra 666!]

[What else can I say besides the?]

[What a man! viagra, I'm going to give you a monkey!]

[2333, dare to tell the director to get out, I'm afraid there aren't few?

[Not to mention anything else, just this moment, the image of viagra in my heart instantly became tall]

Ignoring what the barrage said, Zhang Wei snorted lightly with his nose to express his dissatisfaction with the system.

- Smack!

He quickly pulled the bolt of the compartment door and prepared to go out.

Suddenly!

On the virtual screen, a line of characters appeared again!

『……』

The ellipsis that gradually emerges, expressing the speechlessness of the system.

"Can you ......?"

Seeing the words it sent out again, Zhang Wei's heart couldn't help but tighten, could it be anything?

『…… Can you scold me again!'

Poof-

Seeing the words of the system, Zhang Wei couldn't help but squirt.

This Nima ......

What the hell?

For a moment, he thought he was dazzled.

[Poofha, isn't this director a masochist?]

[I can't stand it, hahahahaha, let me laugh for a while, is this Director Wang or Director Wei?]

[666, God turns!

[The director's EQ is not ordinarily high, just one sentence, easily resolves the contradiction]

Zhang Wei stared at the virtual screen in front of him in a daze, and locked the door of the cubicle again to be on the safe side.

After a pause, the system explained on the screen:

"Hmm...... It's ......

『…… No one has dared to talk to me like that for a thousand or two thousand years. 』

"I miss ...... so much"

Uh-

Looking at the system's explanation, Zhang Wei felt a chill in his back for no reason.

"What happened to the last person who spoke to you like that?" he asked.

『…………』

"Let me tell you this, the tree I planted at his grave with my own ability has now become the "World Cypress King".

Scare!

The expression on Zhang Wei's face froze, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

This Nima ......

[2333, I just checked, there is really a "World Cypress King", which has been more than 2600 years old. 】

[So, the director is hinting at Zhang Wei, the person who offended him, the grave grass is two meters high? 】

[The class representative did a good job of doing his homework!]

[It's worthy of being a director, his speech is too standard]

[Viagra's face turned white with fright, hurry up and record it, and then make a ghost animal video]

Looking at the barrage floating in front of him, Zhang Wei couldn't cry or laugh.

Then, his face turned bitter: "Ahhaha! What is that, just joking, joking, joking, joking, why are you so serious? Don't be angry, don't be angry, hahaha." ”

【…………】

[Where is the iron-clad and majestic viagra before?]

[Hahaha, second cowardice, it's no one]

[This is the Zhang Yida we are familiar with, the original]

For Zhang Wei's confession, the system seemed to really forgive him, kept silent about what he had just let him go, and typed directly on the screen and said:

"Bachelorette Night Party, I Can Help You"

Zhang Wei's eyes lit up: "Really?"

"There are a total of three chances to help the host for free, so please make sure you want to use it for the first time!"

Three times free help?

What a rare opportunity!

That...... Do you want to use such a precious opportunity for a party?

Frowning and thinking about it, Zhang Wei was entangled in his heart.

"What do you think?" he pleaded to the audience.

[What do you think? I'm lying in bed now]

[Upstairs, I'm just like you haha]

[You guys are really enough!]

[Use it, won't the mall be opened after completing the task tomorrow?What items do you need at that time?, you can go there and buy them, right?]

[Seconded]

[Upstairs is right]

Seeing that the audience finally gave him an idea seriously, Zhang Wei nodded, thought about it for a while and felt that there was nothing wrong.

Anyway, the system mall will open tomorrow, so let's solve the trouble in front of us first.

"Confirmed!" he said categorically in the face of the virtual camera.

- Ding!

Success!

The system is generating items for you, please wait......

Seeing the words "successful" appear on the screen, Zhang Wei breathed a sigh of relief, and then waited expectantly for the automatic generation of the item.

"I don't know what the system will give you a good thing about. He thought to himself, completely forgetting the previous conflict between the two sides.

- Ding!

Build successfully!

Item: "Perfume for Illusions"

Introduction: "This product is a one-time consumable item.

When sprayed on the body, it can make yourself and the people around you who smell the fragrance fall into your own fantasies, and the effect is extremely strong, so please use it with caution!

Duration: 6 hours. 』

Immediately afterwards, the starlight flickered, and a tiny bottle of perfume suddenly appeared in Zhang Wei's hand.

Illusion perfume?

Isn't that just illusionism?

Useful?

Zhang Wei frowned and looked at the small bottle of perfume in his hand.

[Perfume that creates illusions? Why do I have a bad premonition]

[Don't say it, I feel this way too]

[As far as you talk a lot of, can't you watch it quietly?]

【…………】

Ignoring the barrage, looking at the perfume in his hand, Zhang Wei turned his heart sideways.

Die and die!

Given that Mr. Zeng was still waiting for him on the side of the road, he didn't bother to think about the advantages and disadvantages of this perfume.

Pulling open the door of the cubicle, Zhang Wei came out of the toilet.

Outside the toilet door,

A familiar figure passed him.

It's huge!

It's so heavy!

Zhang Wei hurriedly turned his head and whistled softly as he walked forward.

Don't look at him calm on the surface, but in his heart, he has already scolded the system hundreds of times.

This Nima ......

This fat woman has only met once, right?

Can this also be considered an acquaintance?

Just as he was about to escape from the danger range, a rough female voice suddenly came from behind him:

"Wait a minute!!"