Episode 11: Perfume that creates illusions
- Wait a minute!
Hearing the rough female voice behind him, Zhang Wei's heart trembled, not only did not stop, but accelerated the pace of his feet.
To be reasonable, he doesn't want to have anything to do with that fat girl!
"Hey~~, ...... you wait"
The fat woman standing at the door of the toilet shouted twice, and after finding that her efforts were in vain, she stopped depressedly.
See this,
Zhang Wei hurriedly got wind under his feet and walked out of the bar with a cigarette.
There are few pedestrians on the streets, and only a few street lamps are still holding their posts.
After walking forward for a distance, looking at the two familiar figures not far away, Zhang Wei began to slow down.
Raising his hand to hold the perfume bottle in his palm, he hesitated when he looked at the transparent liquid in the bottle by the faint light of the street lamp.
"Is it going to happen, right?" Zhang Wei whispered.
It's like asking yourself, and it's like asking the audience in the live broadcast room.
[It's okay, we're watching you, if there is a problem, we will notify you in advance hahahaha]
[a chicken, it's over]
[By the way, do you have any other choice?]
Looking at the barrage floating in front of him, Zhang Wei gritted his teeth and turned his heart sideways.
Isn't it just a bottle of illusion perfume?
- Yes!
With this in mind,
He hurriedly changed the perfume to his right hand.
After spraying the air a few times from a short distance of his body, he walked into the rain of artificially created perfumes.
In it, a woody smell comes to the nose, the smell is pure and comfortable, and people feel very safe when they smell it.
Zhang Wei's expression was in a trance.
When he came back to his senses again, he found that he was already standing in front of Ziqiao and Teacher Zeng.
"I said Zhang Wei, in less than half an hour today, you went to the toilet three times, right?"
As he spoke, Ziqiao looked Zhang Wei up and down, and said in an ambiguous tone: "You shouldn't be kidney deficiency, right?"
"Young man, be careful!"
"But it's okay!" Ziqiao continued to pat his chest and said:
"I have here the ancestral secret elixir - Kidney Treasure! I guarantee that after you drink it, one bottle will refresh your mind, and two bottles will never get tired......
"Wait, wait, stop! What are you doing here!" Zhang Wei listened with black lines all over his head.
This Nima ......
You're kidney-deficient!
Your whole family is kidney-deficient!
Ziqiao grinned: "Don't worry! It's all men! I understand! I guarantee that only the three of us know about this, and we will never tell the fourth person!"
"............" Hearing his words, Zhang Wei's face darkened even more, and even Zeng Xiaoxian was snickering on the side.
Understand?
…… Do you understand your sister?!
didn't care about Zhang Wei's face, Ziqiao grabbed his shoulders and said to himself: "Discuss something, how about I give you this as a gift tomorrow?"
"The original price is 998, when the time comes, you will find me three hundred, and the rest will be my gifts, which is interesting enough, right?"
Zhang Wei: "............"
Zeng Xiaoxian: "............"
Looking at Zhang Wei, who was speechless, Zeng Xiaoxian finally couldn't help but interject: "Ziqiao, Zhang Wei will get married tomorrow, is it appropriate for you to send this?"
After speaking, he took two more steps forward, leaned to Ziqiao's side, and said in a low voice: "By the way, does this thing work? Remember to leave me two bottles too!"
Ziqiao pursed his lips, looked Zeng Xiaoxian up and down again, and asked, "You?"
"Do you still need this?"
"............" Zeng Xiaoxian's face smiled slowly, and his head was full of black lines.
it!
What's the matter? Look down on department-level cadres?
After muttering a few times in his heart, he scratched his head in embarrassment: "Just because you don't need it now doesn't mean you won't need it in the future, be prepared, be prepared!"
……
In the middle of the trio's "pleasant conversation", people began to pass by them continuously.
And, without exception, all of them are big beauties!
Looking at the graceful figures, Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes were straight.
"He's Nainai, why is he so evil today! The big beauties that are usually rare to see have all run out!"
Zeng Xiaoxian wiped the saliva from the corners of his mouth, looked at the bewitching beauty who walked away and couldn't take his eyes off, and agreed: "Yes, yes, no wonder my left eyelid keeps jumping, it seems that I really have an affair tonight!"
Unlike the two of them, Zhang Wei was stunned when he looked at the beauties coming and going on the sidewalk.
This......
Won't it ......
He thought of another possibility.
Could it be—
Is the illusion-creating perfume starting to work?
Uh-huh!
Otherwise, how could such an outrageous thing happen!
After figuring out the key to the matter, Zhang Wei was no longer entangled.
At this time, a taxi with an empty license plate passed by, and he stopped it.
After some tossing, he pushed two idiots who were still drooling at the backs of beautiful women into the car.
"Master, go to the nearest car rental company!"
As soon as he sat in his seat, Ziqiao quickly recovered and said to the driver driving in front of him.
The driver responded, and the car began to move at a constant pace.
Looking at the rapidly receding street lamps and camphor trees outside the window, Zhang Wei's heart became more and more unsettled.
A bad feeling lingered in his heart, and he always felt that something bad was about to happen.
Looking up at the virtual screen in front of him, he could see that there were 659 people online, and the number of points had reached 11 points.
Strangely......
- No barrage!
Did the barrage show a problem, or did the system block them?
Seeing this, Zhang Wei frowned, and his heart became more and more uneasy.
"Ziqiao, why don't you forget about tonight's bachelorette night party? ”
After thinking about it for a while, he turned his head to look at Ziqiao and said.
"Don't worry! I'll definitely arrange you clearly tonight!You'll be in charge of enjoying it!" Ziqiao grinned and patted Zhang Wei's thigh, signaling to him to feel at ease.
"I ......"
"Hey...... Well......!"
Zhang Wei opened his mouth, quite helpless.
Then, he turned his heart sideways.
Die and die!
I really don't believe it, what other moths can be caused by illusion perfume?
…
At night, the magic capital is brightly lit and busy, so it is not lively.
The taxi in which Zhang Wei and the three of them were riding continued to drive on the road, shuttling through the traffic.
Half an hour later.
Crunch –
The sound of brakes sounded in everyone's ears, which also interrupted Zhang Wei's thinking.
"It's here!" the driver said, glancing at the meter and turning to the three people in the back seat.
Ziqiao looked out of the window and said in surprise, "So fast?"
"Ah, didn't you say it here? it's very close, why don't you take you around again?" said the driver curiously, and made a joke in passing.
The three of them had black lines all over their heads.
Pay the bills and get off.
The taxi disappeared as soon as it smoked.
Looking at the tall façade and signboard in front of them, Zhang Wei and the three couldn't help but exclaim at the same time:
"This is a car rental company?
Immediately, Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to notice that something was wrong, pointed to the signboard above his head, turned his head to Zhang Wei and asked:
"Wow! Why are there only four words on the sign?
Ziqiao pursed his lips: "Isn't the four words wrong?"
He pointed to the vague signboard and said nonsense: "Auto, car, rent, rent, just four words!"
"............" Zhang Wei was speechless.